Burnistoun

A special episode of the sketch show set in a fictional Scottish town, featuring Jolly Boy John, the Quality Polis and characters old and new as they deal with the idea of gainful, and not so gainful, employment.

Burnistoun is back and ready to graft! Featuring Jolly Boy John, The Quality Polis and characters old and new as they deal with the idea of gainful, and not so gainful, employment. Burnistoun Goes To Work is for real.

Jolly Boy John prepares for a job interview with the Wee Chocolate Banana Corporation and he reckons he's got a real chance of getting hired.

In the best wee city on God's green Earth, a minister gets more audience participation than he bargained for during a wedding ceremony; meanwhile, at Burnistoun's poshest eaterie, a pair of ultra-supercilious waiters instantly know precisely what's best for their diners.

In the offices of downtown Burnistoun, it really is quite jaw-dropping what you can get away with when you're the boss's son and on the dancefloor a couple of old pals share a boogie and a catch-up at a the silent disco.

Burnistoun fans find out exactly what kind of dedicated professional answers the phone when you call the "wasps killed" hotline; and there's a knack to working the scary bit on the Burnistoun ghost train and it's not as easy as it sounds.

'Quality Polis' McGregor and Toshan clock on to go back to school and get their quality message out to the kids; office staff discourse the downfalls to spouting off about your boss on social media; and tips are offered on the best way to pass the Burnistoun taxi driver test.

Meanwhile, the 'up the road' guys pass their very loud judgement on workers who choose to do their business in a coffee shop.