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Bless This House. Image shows from L to R: Jean Abbott (Diana Coupland), Sid Abbott (Sid James), Mike Abbott (Robin Stewart), Sally Abbott (Sally Geeson). Copyright: Thames Television
Bless This House

Bless This House (1971)

  • TV sitcom
  • ITV1
  • 1971 - 1976
  • 65 episodes (6 series)

A popular 1970s sitcom starring Sid James. Sid Abbott is, day-in, day-out, hindered in anything and everything by his family. Stars Sid James, Diana Coupland, Sally Geeson, Robin Stewart, Anthony Jackson and Patsy Rowlands

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- Series 5, Episode 1 - They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore

Sid and Trevor get their thinking caps on when Sally points out a pop song writing competition in the paper - with a top prize of £3,000. Sid penned some dirty ditties in his youth, so this'll be a breeze!

Sid's Song

I love Bertha Brown,
She's the biggest girl in town;
It's her bust that made the fellas all turn 'round.
It's a pity she's lopsided,
It's the way that they're divided;
One weighs nothing and the other weighs 10 pounds.

Notes

Script editors Johnnie Mortimer and Brian Cooke were credited as Jonny Mortimer and Brian Cook on this episode.

Broadcast details

Date
Monday 14th October 1974
Time
8pm
Channel
ITV1
Length
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast
Sid James Sid Abbott
Diana Coupland Jean Abbott
Sally Geeson Sally Abbott
Robin Stewart Mike Abbott
Anthony Jackson Trevor Lewis
Guest cast
Frank Coda Junkman
David Valentine Assistant
Writing team
Johnnie Mortimer Script Editor
Brian Cooke Script Editor
Bernie Sharp Writer
Production team
William G Stewart Director
William G Stewart Producer
David Richens Production Designer
Geoff Love Composer

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