| Mike Morris |
Mike Bocker |
| Kya Garwood |
Skinny Malinky |
| Andrew Bailey (as Andy Bailey) |
Doggy |
| Kieron Docherty |
Richard Crayfish |
| Brian Cohen |
John Caliban-Green |
| William Lea |
Eddie Coupe |
| Paul Bown (as Paul Brown) |
Dick Bradshaw |
| Stewart Milnes |
George Dumption |
| Neil Merrifield |
Doctor Carter Parnell |
| Graham Hughes |
School Boy Dwarf |
| Warwick St John (as Warwick St. John) |
Adjudicator |
| Austin Oates |
The Devil |
| Liz Hegarty |
Best of British Crew |
| John Smith |
Best of British Crew |
| Darren Barlow |
Best of British Crew |
| Dawn Halliday |
Best of British Crew |
| Austin Oates |
Narrator |
