Schedule Wednesday 12th February 2025
11:45am15 min
Sunil Patel: An Idiot's Guide To Bagging An Heiress
Episode 3 - How To Be A Pretty WomanOn his quest to marry rich, Sunil Patel dusts off his CV and searches for an upper-class job in a stately home.
2:15pm45 min
When Alan Met Ray
Paul Whitehouse and Harry Enfield star in a new drama set in 1948 in Milford Tuberculosis Sanatorium, Surrey - where future comedy writing legends Alan Galton and Ray Simpson first met.
3:30pm5 min
Big Lizard
Episode 39 - The Vegetable Robbery!When all the vegetables from their garden are stolen, detectives Cosima and Big Lizard investigate all over the neighbourhood - only to return to the scene of the crime!
6pm
(repeat)
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hoorah For The HolidaysAs the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.
6:30pm30 min
ReincarNathan
Series 4, Episode 1 - RatIn this first episode of the final trilogy, Nathan is brought back to life as a rat in a London sewer. As usual, Nathan has a mission to complete - this time he needs to save an abandoned terrapin who's lost in the sewers from the clutches of a disgruntled crocodile. And Nathan also has his own demons to battle - can he come to terms with the failed pop career he had as a human?
6:40pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 1 - Everybody's TruckingThe platoon is ordered to plant signposts in order to direct a large convoy, but things are made difficult when the road is blocked, and by Mainwaring continuously damaging Jones's newly furnished van.
7pm
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Man Of ActionJournalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.
8pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Early BirdsAfter accidentally waking the Leadbetters at an ungodly hour, Tom and Barbara promise future consideration and decide to live their lives by nature's clock while they have so much work to do. However, that soon proves easier said than done.
8:40pm
(repeat)
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come On You BluesGasforth Football Club has reached the second round of the FA Cup. Fowler is looking forward to watching the game and Grim is looking forward to tackling some hooligans. The Mayoress tells Fowler that if he ensures a trouble free match she will recommend him for an MBE.
9pm30 min
Amandaland
Episode 2 - Car BootAfter embracing minimalism (or as she calls it, 'simpletonism'), Amanda is forced to sell the contents of her lock up at a car boot sale.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series O, Episode 5 - Odorous And OdiousSandi Toksvig considers all things Odorous And Odious. Why is the world's second-smelliest man so frustrated? Sandi has the answer. With Nish Kumar, Sally Phillips and Ross Noble.
9pm
(repeat)
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 32, Episode 1 - Never Mind The Buzzcocks Does RockThis rock special features the one and only Courtney Love as a guest team captain, with guests including Abi Harding, Joel Dommett and rock star Glen Matlock.
9:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
9:30pm30 min
Am I Being Unreasonable?
Series 2, Episode 2A tarot card warns Nic of a foreboding figure. Is the past about to catch up with her? Nic and Jen have a boozy night to drown their sorrows, but is Nic right to trust Jen again?
10pm
(repeat)
The Office
Series 2, Episode 4Tim and Rachel finally appear to have 'done the deed' and are confronted by a horrified Gareth, who is perhaps most upset by the realisation that he'd still like to 'do' Rachel even though she is now, as he so charmingly puts it, sloppy seconds.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 66, Episode 4Jack Dee makes his 20th appearance on the programme. Joining him are Emmanuel Sonubi and MP Dehenna Davison, both making their debut on the show.
10pm60 min
Comedy Central Live
Series 4 TV Edits, Episode 3Hosted by the fabulously funny Sarah Keyworth, CC Live spotlights some of the brightest and funniest stand-up comics, incl. Josh Jones, Sharon Wanjohi and presenter & comedian Eddie Kadi.
10pm
(repeat)
The Cockfields
Series 2, Episode 3 - FridaySimon and Ray head to the nursing home to see Rose, while Sue and Esther mind Sue's stall at the Craft Fayre together.
10:25pm
(repeat)
Such Brave Girls
Episode 5 - Such Friendly GirlsOver one long night, Deb, Billie and Josie find their own ways to process death after visiting their nan in hospital.
10:40pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Early BirdsAfter accidentally waking the Leadbetters at an ungodly hour, Tom and Barbara promise future consideration and decide to live their lives by nature's clock while they have so much work to do. However, that soon proves easier said than done.
10:55pm
(repeat)
Such Brave Girls
Episode 6 - Such Daddy's GirlsPreparing to see their dad again, Josie writes a speech to tell him how she feels, and Billie's got newfound confidence that all men eventually come crawling back.
11pm
(repeat)
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Pistachio EclairIn one of the most difficult challenges of the competition, the rivals find themselves confronted with an intimidating man in gold chains: The Mayor of Chesham.
11pm15 min
Bunk Bed
Series 10, Episode 1 - EvictionStart of the final series, with late night musings from Peter Curran and Patrick Marber - a horizontal gigglefest on the subject of creeping Cycle Paths, misunderstood clowns, what you leave the kids if you're a hoarder, the uneasy looks of chart-topping duos and, of course, death - what to wear in your open casket.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Jamie MacDonald: Life On The Blink
Series 1, Episode 1 - The First HurdleStand-up comedian Jamie MacDonald's unique and hilarious take on his rapid descent into blindness. Jokes, stories and revelations about life without sight.
11:20pm
(repeat)
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come On You BluesGasforth Football Club has reached the second round of the FA Cup. Fowler is looking forward to watching the game and Grim is looking forward to tackling some hooligans. The Mayoress tells Fowler that if he ensures a trouble free match she will recommend him for an MBE.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Boarders
Series 2, Episode 1Reeling from Carol's brutal announcement, the boarders must now compete against each other for their places. Femi struggles, but Leah fights back with new girl Devonyé.
Midnight
(repeat)
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 3 - Nob And NobilityThe Scarlet Pimpernel is at the height of his activities sneaking aristocrats out of revolutionary France, and Blackadder is not too pleased at the sudden overrunning of London with the objectionable garlic-munchers. He decides to prove the Pimpernel's actions as overrated by rescuing an aristo himself - or not...
Midnight
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 11Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis check out another week's events with the help of guests Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Zoe Lyons and Geoff Norcott.