Schedule Monday 4th December 2023

Guessable?

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Nish Kumar, Chris McCausland, Maisie Adam and Suzi Ruffell to play another round of absurd guessing games.

Minder

Arthur hires failed safecracker Scotch Harry for a job and finds himself with a bandaged fugitive on his hands.

Dodo

Joe Connolly is going to the dentist while everyone else at school is learning about their bits - how will Joe ever catch up?

Dodo

It is Joe Connolly's 12th birthday and he can't wait for everyone at school to know, until he learns about the school tradition of birthday beats.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's creation.

Shaun The Sheep

Timmy decides to help the hedgehogs find a resting place for the night. His efforts, however, lead his weary friends into a series a scrapes rather than giving them a good night's sleep.

Danger Mouse

Having put the Danger Babies through their paces, Professor Squawkencluck leaves it to Danger Mouse to settle them down with a nice soothing story.

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Rubi's dance-machine invention gets accidentally muddled up with Crusty the Robot Pie's coding. Dennis and Gnasher have to dance on it all day in perfect sync, or Crusty's entire persona will be wiped forever!

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei outlines his problem Morecambe and Wise, discusses his issues with the Trade Unions and offers a fable taught by the Zen Master Wudang mountains in China.

Go Jetters

In this episode, Grandmaster Glitch goes on a desert adventure to uncover a mysterious lost city. If only it hadn't already been discovered! As Glitch attempts to beat a group of tourists to Petra in Jordan, he crashes his Grimbler in the Siq gorge. Vibrations from the Grimblers engines shake the surrounding area, causing the treasury building to shake apart. Can the Go Jetters save the ancient city?

Miranda

Miranda tries to have the perfect Christmas in the final episode of the comedy series but, with a mum and dad like hers, it's not easy.

Steptoe And Son

Albert introduces his fiancee to a surprised Harold.

Never The Twain

Simon's smooth womanising comes back to bite him when he consoles Bernie Miller's wife on the dance floor, shortly ahead of a grand Civil War battle reenactment.

After Henry

With her daughter Clare away in Australia, Sarah decides to rent her flat out.

The Two Ronnies

Further entertainment hosted by and starring Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker.

Justin's House

Cat has lost her favourite Cat Pack, which she has had since she was just a little girl explorer, so Robert calls on someone special to help look for it.

Never The Twain

A delicate balance is greatly upset when Simon's ex-wife - and Oliver's former daliance - Stephanie returns suddenly, having left her present husband. Relations are less than cordial!

Guessable?

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome James Acaster, Vicky Pattison, Lara Ricote and Michael Odewale to play another round of absurd guessing games.

The Two Ronnies

The Two Ronnies present a third chapter of Hampton Wick, whilst Tina Charles sings (They Long to Be) Close to You.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are stroking a lady's soft, fluffy hat. Toodloo runs off underneath the hat and Great BigHoo, Chickedy and Chick chase after it. A lady walking her dog strokes the hat, a man eating his sandwiches accidentally tries to eat it and a bald man enjoys wearing it.

Ring Around The Bath

Desparate to move house, Stella tries burying the hatchet with the neighbours.

Lagging

Fresh faces join Team SMoRCLe as Sol and his friends ready up for the Zaag Rumble and try to escape Becca's zombie house party.

Still Open All Hours

Granville attempts to get a date with old flame Mavis without her terrifying sister Madge finding out; Leroy shuns the old delivery bike and finds an altogether more attractive way to deliver the orders; and a sneaky new plan to shift a lot of anchovy paste has some rather surprising side effects.

Sooty

When Sooty builds his own space rocket, he is determined to be the first teddy bear on Mars. But when the rocket crash-lands on Mr. Slater's mobile toilet, will all his dreams go down the pan?

Horrible Histories

David Baddiel steps back in time and stars as Vincenzo Larfoff to deliver another not-so Scary Story about Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo's nephew takes the trio plus his own family to visit a stately home where they stroll, picnic - and get thrown out.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo, Clegg and Foggy never ever thought there would be a man on the moon in their lifetime, so why should they close their eyes to other extra-terrestrial possibilities?

Supertato

Carrot is starring in her own circus and thinks that Supertato is trying to steal her limelight. She soon realises that Supertato is trying to rescue her from Evil Pea's meddling.

Last Of The Summer Wine

In search of love, Compo hires a housekeeper from Bradford who has been widowed three times.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Wesley nearly runs over Billy Ingleton, giving Foggy the opportunity to prove his outstanding talents as a concert promoter.

Danger Mouse

It's Christmas and DM and Penfold are tasked with protecting Santa from the villainous clutches of the festive season-destroying Snowman.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Waffle is unwell. He's in his pyjamas and under strict orders to stay in bed and rest.

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei outlines his problem Morecambe and Wise, discusses his issues with the Trade Unions and offers a fable taught by the Zen Master Wudang mountains in China.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie is asked to turn detective when an unexpected visitor arrives at Winterdown Farm with a secret from the past that, if confirmed, will have massive consequences for one member of the staff.

Steptoe And Son

Albert introduces his fiancee to a surprised Harold.

After Henry

With her daughter Clare away in Australia, Sarah decides to rent her flat out.

Keeping Up Appearances

Richard is full of Christmas spirit but this only threatens to hinder Hyacinth's plans for him to distribute gifts at the Vicar's party for the elderly.

Supertato

Evil Pea plans to freeze Supertato into an ice cube by pretending to teach him to dance.

Rock & Chips

Christmas is coming and money is tight in the Trotter household. Reg and Ted are still their usual workshy selves. It's only Del who is bringing in any cash, from his market stall dealings in American imported records.

Go Jetters

In this episode, Glitch gets into a mountain of trouble as the Go Jetters attempt to climb the Matterhorn.

Ring Around The Bath

Desparate to move house, Stella tries burying the hatchet with the neighbours.

The Zoo

Every day the vets do their daily rounds treating animals around the zoo. The trouble is, the animals all hate the vets and hide whenever they visit.

Sketchy Comedy

A light switch, fortune cookie, traffic lights and a bottle are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.

Danger Mouse

Penfold is summoned by his Granny to help retrieve the stolen book of Farm Fu.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo's nephew takes the trio plus his own family to visit a stately home where they stroll, picnic - and get thrown out.

Supertato

It's the Tin Can Games and Evil Pea wants to win the Tin Can Trophy. She cheats in the final race by putting a magnet on Supertato's back to stop him from going super fast.

Last Of The Summer Wine

In search of love, Compo hires a housekeeper from Bradford who has been widowed three times.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters arrive at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, USA - a huge dry lakebed that's perfect for high-speed driving. Lars unveils the Turbo Zoomster, a racecar made for Xuli to break the Go Jet land speed record. Suddenly, Grandmaster Glitch arrives at the wheel of his suped-up dragster. He once lost a race to the current record holder, Ubercorn, and now he's back for a second go.

Minder

Faced by a massive tax demand, Arthur considers taking his own life.

The Upper Hand

Upset by the death of a childhood friend, Charlie believes his life lacks excitement. Is dragging the family on an outward-bound weekend the solution, or would marriage to Caroline make him a happier man?

Dad's Army

Humiliated by Square's comments for his lack of old service medals, Mainwaring and his opposite commit their men to a high-stakes contest of skill, initiative and military cunning. Which is the better body of men - but more to the point, who is the better commander?

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei outlines his problem Morecambe and Wise, discusses his issues with the Trade Unions and offers a fable taught by the Zen Master Wudang mountains in China.

'Allo 'Allo!

Believing René and Edith to be dead by firing squad, Madame Fanny and LeClerc empty the till and head to Paris for one last binge. Back in Nouvion, the resistance take over the running of the café, whilst Gruber and the Colonel plan to escape to Spain to sell the painting.

Steptoe And Son

Albert introduces his fiancee to a surprised Harold.

After Henry

With her daughter Clare away in Australia, Sarah decides to rent her flat out.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly tells Billy Ingleton that there is a tiger on the loose.

Only Fools And Horses

When Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Wesley invents an off-the-road motorised scooter.

Dad's Army

During a drunken evening, Jones and his men accidentally shoot a turkey. Having failed to establish the bird's rightful owner, they decide the best thing to do is to offer the older residents of Walmington a turkey dinner.

Ring Around The Bath

Desparate to move house, Stella tries burying the hatchet with the neighbours.

Rob And Romesh Vs

This week Rob and Romesh are on a mission to learn all about one of America's favourite sports - basketball.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Yet another Dibley cottage has been sold to a Londoner, and Geraldine's not happy about the breakdown of the community. Setting out to confront the new stranger, she is struck by his immediate charm and good looks - but is he all he seems?

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains

Rhod is joined by Aisling Bea, Johnny Vegas and Eddie Kadi as they travel back in time. Discover what 'The Mucus Chameleon' was and whose sexual awakening was to The Lion King!

QI

A selection of four episodes from the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

Agnes is determined that, despite his parents' wishes, grandson Bono will not be attending the infamous local primary. But she's also got her annual New Year's Eve party on her mind.

A League Of Their Own

Romesh Ranganathan hosts as Stuart Broad and Tom Davis join regulars Jamie Redknapp, Micah Richards and Jill Scott.

Jack Whitehall Live

Debut TV and DVD stand-up show from popular young comic Jack Whitehall.

Cunk On...

Cunk sees how science and industry ushered in an age of convenience but also threatened all life on earth. So swings and roundabouts really.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

Jack Dee is joined Pippa Evans, Andy Hamilton, Tony Hawks and the Reverend Richard Coles, along with Colin Sell at the piano, as the visit De Montfort Hall in Leicester.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

The arrival of a large box for Cathy has Agnes intrigued...and she's even more intrigued when she realises that she's the only family member who doesn't know what's inside it!

The Scotts

Vincent rescues all sorts of junk from his mum's loft. Cue a family unboxing. The biggest surprise of the lot is the discovery of a long-lost crematorium urn.

Domestic Science

The surprising musicality of Hot Chocolate is demonstrated, we find out when stats are funny and provide a lullaby to time travel to.

Not Going Out

Attempting to give Lucy the perfect Christmas, Lee takes her, her parents - and Daisy - away to a cosy country cottage, formerly home to his own aunt.

Darren Harriott: Black Label

Darren looks back at his time as a bouncer working on the doors of nightclubs and shops, on a zero-hours contract and trying to make it as a comedian. He reminisces about the fights and insults he faced, and the friendships he made on the door.

People Just Do Nothing

Grindah has to decide who he wants to make godfather to little Angel.

Selling Scotland

Jack Docherty looks back at Scotland's most memorable adverts.

The Now Show

Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical stand-up and sketches. They're joined by David Eagle unpacking the Advent, Jessica Fostekew looking into the repeal of the New Zealand smoking ban, and an original song from Archie Henderson, performed with Becky CJ.

Have I Got News For You

Guz Khan hosts the satirical panel show, with Ross Noble and Janet Street-Porter joining Ian and Paul.

People Just Do Nothing

Miche starts her new job as a trainee hairdresser, leaving Grindah has to look after Angel for the day.

Such Brave Girls

Josie is determined to make her birthday dinner last as long as possible and Deb thinks Dev might pay for once and Billie and Nicky's relationship is going surprisingly well.

The Masterson Inheritance

The French Revolution is in full swing and the fate of the Masterson family is inextricably linked with that of a tumble dryer.

Live At The Apollo

In the fabulously festive final episode, the incredible Nina Conti is the host, introducing the brilliant Tanyalee Davis, Royal Variety Show favourite Hal Cruttenden and star of The Last Leg and Mock The Week, Josh Widdicombe.

Russell Howard & Mum

Russell and Ninette are getting spiritual in the Holy City of Pushkar in India. Their Cosmic guide is a barber who is out of this world. He's taking them on a journey of enlightenment via a rat temple, the festival of Holi and one hell of a massage that teaches them the true meaning of 'RELAX!'.

Such Brave Girls

The group go on a trip to the woods so Deb can prove she's just as outdoorsy as Dev's wife used to be. Josie decides she's an artist and Billie welcomes a new man into her life.

Such Brave Girls

Josie is determined to make her birthday dinner last as long as possible and Deb thinks Dev might pay for once and Billie and Nicky's relationship is going surprisingly well.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain hosts as Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Rhys James and Sindhu Vee join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look at the news.

Such Brave Girls

The group go on a trip to the woods so Deb can prove she's just as outdoorsy as Dev's wife used to be. Josie decides she's an artist and Billie welcomes a new man into her life.

Plebs

Having won 100 denari each through Stylax's betting on a chariot race, he and Marcus have very different ideas on how to spend the money. Marcus, naturally, wants to spend it on Cynthia, whilst Stylax prefers a more laddish approach.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Yet another Dibley cottage has been sold to a Londoner, and Geraldine's not happy about the breakdown of the community. Setting out to confront the new stranger, she is struck by his immediate charm and good looks - but is he all he seems?

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.

Plebs

Surprisingly, Aurelius is getting married. Even more surprisingly, he invites his "best mate" Marcus to be his best man. Reluctant to say the least, Marcus plans a night on the cheap, avoiding the hottest club in town.

QI

Sandi Toksvig hosts the high-brow quiz, asking questions about ruffs, red items and other things beginning with the letter R. Trying to come up with the answers are Alan Davies, Tom Allen, Susan Calman and Zoe Lyons.

The Stand Up Sketch Show

Comedy routines courtesy of Glenn Moore, Dan Tiernan, Toussaint Douglass, Laura Smyth, Travis Jay, Ivo Graham, Sharon Wanjohi and Rhys James.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

Agnes is determined that, despite his parents' wishes, grandson Bono will not be attending the infamous local primary. But she's also got her annual New Year's Eve party on her mind.

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Mel and Lou are joined by Lethal Bizzle, Kerry Godliman and Tom Lucy.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

The arrival of a large box for Cathy has Agnes intrigued...and she's even more intrigued when she realises that she's the only family member who doesn't know what's inside it!

Alexei Sayle's Imaginary Sandwich Bar

Alexei outlines his problem Morecambe and Wise, discusses his issues with the Trade Unions and offers a fable taught by the Zen Master Wudang mountains in China.

Chris Ramsey: All Growed Up

TV broadcast of Chris Ramsey's DVD debut stand-up show, All Growed Up.

The Island

It's finale time, who will be crowned the winner? And are some of the comedians' choices about to come back and haunt them? Yes. Yes they are.

Steptoe And Son

Albert introduces his fiancee to a surprised Harold.

Mobility

Comedy short about three disabled teenagers from Huddersfield who must catch the same mobility bus to school each day.

Not Going Out

Attempting to give Lucy the perfect Christmas, Lee takes her, her parents - and Daisy - away to a cosy country cottage, formerly home to his own aunt.

People Just Do Nothing

Grindah has to decide who he wants to make godfather to little Angel.

Guessable?

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Nish Kumar, Chris McCausland, Maisie Adam and Suzi Ruffell to play another round of absurd guessing games.

After Henry

With her daughter Clare away in Australia, Sarah decides to rent her flat out.

Ring Around The Bath

Desparate to move house, Stella tries burying the hatchet with the neighbours.