Schedule Sunday 5th November 2023

Bless This House

Emma, the daughter of Jean's cousin Peggy, is due to be married and the Abbott clan have not just been invited - with Peggy a widow, she's requested that Sid arrange the reception, and fill in for her late husband to give Emma away: "There is no bloody chance in the world...!"

Guessable?

Katherine Ryan, Jordan North, Henning Wehn and Olga Koch join team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, with host Sara Pascoe overseeing proceedings.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man as he covers his car in cleaning foam. Chickedy and Chick squirt foam everywhere.

Bless This House

Against Sid's wishes, Jean allows Sally's latest boyfriend to sell them a deep chest freezer. It turns out to be even more hassle than Sid feared!

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch's digging causes a flood in the Wieliczka Salt Mine. Can the Go Jetters save the famous salt statues?

Shaun The Sheep

Shirley the Sheep is the biggest sheep on the farm, but Shaun hopes to change that, can you keep up with Shaun?

Danger Mouse

Penfold is summoned by his Granny to help retrieve the stolen book of Farm Fu.

Desmond's

Desmond is hospitalised with a mystery illness, provoking Shirley to worry that he'll want to return to Guyana.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis needs to pull off a magnificent stunt to save the skate park from closure, so Gran gives him the skateboard of the legendary Kendo 360 to help. When the special board goes missing at the worst possible moment, Dennis needs to dig deep and realise that it's the skater and not the board that's important.

Birds Of A Feather

A dull weekend turns into a very painful lesson for Dorien.

Go Jetters

A giant Grandmaster Glitch means big trouble for the Giant's Causeway - can the Go Jetters stop him in his tracks?

Citizen Khan

Plans are being made for Shazia's forthcoming wedding to her handsome but dim fiancé Amjad. Mrs Khan's on the warpath because Mr Khan's forgotten to book the wedding venue, but it shouldn't be a problem as long as he can persuade mosque manager Dave to do him a favour...

Blockbusters

Primary school friends Maisie and Melissa play against football fanatic Matthew - see if he has the skills to succeed!

Horrible Histories

Horrible Histories presents the sometimes-ludicrous story of Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot.

Citizen Khan

Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.

Blockbusters

Christmas celebrity special where I'm A Celebrity stars Scarlett Moffatt and Jordan Banjo take on comedian James Acaster.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz, Bob and Purl are building a giant Mega Wheel in Craft City for Mayor Bevel, and the local citizens are getting very excited.

Chef!

Everton helps sort out the complications in Gareth's love life, while Rochelle invites him to Paris.

Tony's

Episode 3, Money Money Money: While checking his pipes in the cellar, the corner-shop barber makes a discovery.

Supertato

Evil Pea thinks the Veggies won't like it when she covers the supermarket in ice, but instead they have the best snow day ever, so she creates a giant snowball to ruin their fun.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of seven episodes from the David Jason sitcom.

Sooty

Its fireworks night at the park, but Sooty, Sweep and Soo can't afford to go. Sooty decides to sell Curry soup and things soon hot up.

Danger Mouse

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated sequel.

The Darling Buds Of May

Pop is still sitting on a horde of cash - but whose money is it? Marcus Cope is determined to find it and stop Charley buying the hop garden. Montgomery is unhappy at naval college, but the Brigadier thinks he has a solution.

Paul Sinha's Perfect Pub Quiz

Can a machine set a better quiz than a human? Paul Sinha finds out with the help of his audience in Ipswich.

The Darling Buds Of May

Pop and Ma are summoned to the twins' school by their headmaster, Mr Dawlish. It seems the Larkin minors are a disruptive influence on their classmates and would be better suited to the rigid discipline of boarding school - but will they agree? Meanwhile, Mariette and Charley find that their different skills bring in the money, and Primrose takes a shine to a strapping young lad.

My Family

A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.

Bitz & Bob

Princess Purl and Princess Bitz have decided to create the best party ever for Sir Robo Bob and Sir Bevel.

Horrible Histories

Rattus attempts to put together his own festival (the delightfully named Glastonsmelly).

Go Jetters

While in Mexico, Glitch takes a short cut through the Cave of Crystals, a hidden space that contains some of the biggest crystals in the world!

Danger Mouse

A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated sequels.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

A selection of episodes from the second series of the Beano creation.

Bill

Comedy film charting the young life of William Shakespeare and his finding fame in London, starring the cast of Horrible Histories.

The Larkins

Rumour has it that the Vicar's wife has left him. Ada takes a tray full of food to the vicarage but is horrified to find Mrs. Gannett hired as his new housekeeper. This can only mean one thing: war!

Tony's

Episode 3, Money Money Money: While checking his pipes in the cellar, the corner-shop barber makes a discovery.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer sets out to become a viral video star like his popular neighbour.

Shaun The Sheep

A sneaky squirrel spoils Bitzer's bird-watching plans.

Supertato

Supertato and the Veggies are shocked when they meet a turnip in the deli counter.

The Mouse On The Moon

An appeal for international aid, allegedly for space research, brings a million dollars to the minuscule middle-European state of Grand Fenwick.

GiggleQuiz

Gail is excited to have Dina Lady on her team as she mixes up a messy cake creation.

TV Flashback

Kiri Pritchard-McLean delves into the TV archives in search of clips on the theme of inventions. She discovers a ridiculous contraption for walking along rooftops, a soap opera made of sweet wrappers and a device for sounding the alarm when it rains on the washing line.

Supertato

Supertato is due to receive the Best Hero Award, but Evil Pea decides she should get it. Carrot tells her she needs to defeat herself to win the award.

Miranda

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.

Dad's Army

It is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.

Classic Movies: The Story Of The Ladykillers

Documentary exploring classic Ealing comedy The Ladykillers.

'Allo 'Allo!

A selection of episodes from the sixth series of wartime sitcom.

Dad's Army

It is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.

Tony's

Episode 3, Money Money Money: While checking his pipes in the cellar, the corner-shop barber makes a discovery.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Have I Got News For You

Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Steph McGovern and panellists Miles Jupp and Baroness Warsi.

Taskmaster

There are some tricky dilemmas for the quintet of courageous contestants as the race to win Greg's shiny skull hots up. Lucy Beaumont wonders if she should risk flicking a forbidden switch. Julian Clary wonders if he needs more than one pie. Sue Perkins wonders if a deer head is preferable to a boundary line. Alex Horne wonders if the Taskmaster will ever respect him. And, faced with all this wonderment, Sam Campbel rips off his own head.

Jonathan Creek

A tabloid photographer produces some damning evidence against a highly respected police officer. Is he really a ruthless killer or can Jonathan clear his name?

Still Game

Navid's business is suffering at the hands of the corporate giant Hyperdales and his regular customers loyalty is being put to the test. Meanwhile, Tam is going through some bizarre changes. The drinks are on him!

Live At The Apollo

Dane Baptiste introduces New York-born comic Desiree Burch and Liverpool funnyman Chris McCausland to the stage.

Start/Stop

Fiona wants Evan to invest in her new business, but Evan thinks it will be a disaster. Barney is suspiciously nice to Cathy, while David tries to not be so controlling.

Brian Appleton's Unofficial Multi-Media Lecture

Brian charts five decades of British pop.

Blackadder

When Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...

We Know Everything

Episode One: What is the best aphrodisiac - oysters or a naked woman?

Live At The Apollo

The brilliant Ed Gamble introduces comedians Tom Davis and Judi Love to the stage.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Flo wants Donna to move out but she's staying put. Gaz becomes worried when he thinks Donna's moving into his flat.

Small Scenes

Oxford Zoo is annexed by its own monkey kingdom, and a young woman falls under the romantic spell of the Great Dimbleby.

Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes

TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.

Blackadder

As the British anarchist movement grows in number, the Prince becomes more wary of threats upon his life. He is also increasingly interested in the theatre, and seeks acting tuition from two leading thespians.

Jonathan Creek

When the disappearance of a porcelain figure of a mustic monk sets off a train of tragic events, the trail takes Jonathan and Carla to a mysterious wood.

The Skivers

The sketch show written and performed by Nick Golson and Tim de Jongh, with Peter Bradshaw and Sally Phillips. With guest star Michael Fish.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Janet decides to become a student so Louise arranges for Janet to meet some of her uni friends.

Man Like Mobeen

A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the Guz Khan sitcom.

Intelligence

When Christine announces that the NHS servers have been hacked, the whole team are forced to work through the night. But finding the work too tedious, and directly going against Christine's orders, Jerry takes matters into his own hands and coerces the rest of the team into tracking down the culprit behind the attack his own way.

The Young Ones

Having moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.

A League Of Their Own

Romesh Ranganathan hosts as James Maddison and Maisie Adam join regulars Jamie Redknapp, Micah Richards and Jill Scott, playing a wizard-themed shooting game and seeing the return of Popstar Penalties.

Intelligence

When GCHQ is hacked, Jerry suggests the person behind the cyber attack should join the team. But when Joseph becomes jealous of Jerry's cool new friend he looks to change his image and win back Jerry's affection. Meanwhile, shy cryptanalyst Mary gears up to seeing her ex-boyfriend for first time in 40 years who's been asked to deliver a seminar at GCHQ.

Red Dwarf

Kryten is feeling very upset about having to live with the women seeing as he hasn't had his corrupted files re-corrected.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl imagines what life would be like if he had a doppelgänger.

Red Dwarf

Lister and Rimmer are in trouble again, after putting a truth serum into Mr Ackerman's asthma inhaler.

Blackadder

When Baldrick appears to have used the sole copy of Dr. Johnson's Dictionary as fuel in the Prince's fireplace, Blackadder fears for his life at the hands of Samuel and his enraged, opium-fiend friends. He immediately sets about trying to write a new one...

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky teaches Karl some facts about animals; Karl offers a misguided theory about evolution, then recounts the latest scientific breakthroughs in medicine; and Stephen reads from Karl's Diary, sharing his thoughts about the Congo, the decline of gadgets and watching films with subtitles.

Bless This House

When Sid begins talking in his sleep, Jean's particularly eager to know what he's been dreaming about. He appears to have prophesised the result of a horse race later that day, and the Lewis and Abbott households are keen to hear more!

Blackadder

As the British anarchist movement grows in number, the Prince becomes more wary of threats upon his life. He is also increasingly interested in the theatre, and seeks acting tuition from two leading thespians.

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

The fishing takes place on the incredible tidal outcrop of Burgh Island on the south coast of Devon. As Paul arrives on the island, Bob kickstarts their trip with a huge surprise for Paul.

Man Like Mobeen

A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the Guz Khan sitcom.

The Interviews

This episode combines Frankie Howerd's chat show appearances with archive material to tell his story in his own words.

Desmond's

Desmond is hospitalised with a mystery illness, provoking Shirley to worry that he'll want to return to Guyana.

Roast Battle

A repeat-run of the fourth series.

Tony's

Episode 3, Money Money Money: While checking his pipes in the cellar, the corner-shop barber makes a discovery.

Dodo

When Steve Malek steals back Joe's Mickey Page football card from Frisbo, Joe decides Steve will be his new best friend.

Dodo

Joe Connolly is on a losing streak. With Sports Day fast approaching, he needs to avoid losing again at all costs.