Schedule Saturday 14th October 2023
6am
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Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 11 - Confetti Tastes Like SaltSara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns welcome Fin Taylor, Olga Koch, Joe Sugg and Remi Burgz to play another round of absurd guessing games.
6am
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Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Never Again On SundayAfter panicking that he's late for work, Sid realises it's Sunday and goes straight back to bed. But Jean's captured by the thought that he might get up and spend the day as a family, so Sid grabs the idea and drags the Abbott clan out for a countryside picnic.
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 24 - Taller And TallerThe Twirlywoos build a tall tower of profiteroles in a bakery kitchen, and have to make themselves taller and taller by stacking on top of one another in order to reach the button on the ever growing Fruit Tea Machine.
6:20am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 10 - The Old School TieWhen an old friend of Terry's escapes from prison, he wants him to help prove his innocence.
6:20am
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 13 - Dragon Boat BeatsSupertato and Evil Pea race one another in the Dragon Boat Race Festival on Ice. Evil Pea's team seem to be the fastest, until Supertato helps his team to row in harmony.
6:30am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 13 - Express DeliveryShaun and the flock race to stop a package from reaching the Farmer.
6:35am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 18 - Sheep Sheep GooseA baby goose wants to live with the sheep but doesn't quite fit in.
6:40am
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Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 10 - People In Glass HousesAfter managing to talk Sid into allowing Mike to hold a party at the house for his 20th birthday, the proud parents overhear a few indiscreet home truths whilst spending the night sat in the greenhouse. Sid takes it particularly badly and refuses to leave.
6:45am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 27 - The Bash Street BogeymanIn the run-up to the school play, spooky goings-on around the school make the gang wonder if the mythical Bash Street Bogeyman might be real, and still stalking the corridors.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Leaning Tower of Pisa, ItalyThe Go Jetters race to fix the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but has it really been glitched?
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 16 - Big Top TimmyLittle Lamb Timmy joins the circus tonight, but will he make it in show business?
7:05am
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Patter Of Little FeetDesmond's daughter's growing up too fast, while his eldest son's hardly growing up at all.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 7A plane, chair, pencil and watering can are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 44 - Sharp As A PinAn accidental sidekick swap leaves Danger Mouse with Pinfold, Penfold's cousin.
7:15am
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Just William's Luck
Film based on Richmal Crompton's popular story books. William Brown and his gang set about unmasking a gang of villains and righting a few wrongs.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 33 - Ralf's Last PrankWhen Dennis and the gang think they have caused Ralf to lose his job, they're determined to make his last day at Bash Street School totally blam by setting up the greatest prank Ralf's ever known.
7:25am
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Three GamblersIt's Jonathan's birthday and he's been given a book on using playing cards as weapons, a set of Adam Klaus bathroom products, and a dangerous case involving a murdered corpse that has come back to life for revenge.
7:45am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Opening DayJoe Maplin has deemed that the Yellowcoats will meet the campers when they arrive at the station and escort them on to the buses which will take them to the camp for the first day of the new season.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South AmericaWhat goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.
8am
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Blockbusters
Series 1, Episode 5Dara O Briain schools our sixth former contestants Leyla, Oisin, and Olly as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed.
8:20am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1In this opening episode Granville is forced into taking extra security precautions for the shop's takings, which cause him no end of discomfort. Eric suffers a curious injury. Love is in the air for some as Mavis receives a special delivery, and Granville begins to play matchmaker.
8:35am
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Blockbusters
Series 1, Episode 6Dara O Briain schools sixth former contestants Lava, Aaron, and Elliott.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 11 - Castle Bake OffRivalries are brought to the boil in the Yum-tastic Pizza Bake Off as Bob vies with Zip and Pop for the prize.
8:45am
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Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 1, Episode 5 - In A JamCarter's uncle gets time to reflect, stuck on a busy motorway to the coast.
9am
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Chef!
Series 2, Episode 1 - A River Runs Thru ItThere's a hiring, a firing and a spot of fishing in store at Le Chateau Anglais.
9am
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The Men From The Ministry
A Private Affair: The civil servants cause chaos as London's new airport opens - in Scotland.
9:30am
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9:40am
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Chef!
Series 2, Episode 2 - Time FliesThe atmosphere at Le Chateau Anglais reaches boiling point when Janice suspects there might be a new addition to the Blackstock household. She puts Gareth's sudden potency down to his fishing in sub-zero temperatures. But is Gareth really ready for fatherhood?
9:55am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 9 - Veggies Gotta DanceSupertato and Evil Pea face each other in a dance-off so Supertato can rescue his friends.
10am
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Justin's House
Series 5, Episode 1 - Papering PandemoniumJustin make a terrible mess of the newly redecorated house.
10am30 min
Your Place Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 2 - Steve Backshall: Amazon Rainforest, SurinameSteve boldly tries to take Shaun exploring barefoot in jungle with anacondas, jaguars and hitherto undiscovered insects. Will Shaun, a self-described beta male, be persuaded to go?
10am
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The Real Comedy Controllers
Episode 3 - Alternative Comedy... and BeyondThe Comedy Controllers return to the 80s to consider how alternative the new wave of comedy was... and to explore how their humour developed as the century drew to a close. Programmes featured include Lenin Of The Rovers, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Goodness Gracious Me, and On The Hour.
10:20am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of 17 episodes from the David Jason sitcom.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 21, Episode 6Rapper and presenter Guvna B, sport broadcaster Mina Rzouki, Canadian broadcaster Greg Brady, and comedian Bob Mills join guest host Gabby Logan for an hour of sporting punditry, humour and entertainment.
11:30am
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Breaking The News
Series 26, Episode 1Des Clarke returns to hsot the satirical panel show, with guests Ria Lina, Gareth Waugh, Susan Riddell & Elliot Steel. This week they look at the Labour Party conference, the hosting of Euro 2028, Aberdeen University graduations, the return of Big Brother, marathon runner Kelvin Kiptum and Justin Timberlake's connection to Aberdeen.
12:25pm
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 4A fidget spinner, lightbulb, microwave and mobile phone are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
12:30pm
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The News Quiz
Series 112, Episode 6Alex Massie, Simon Evans, Alice Fraser and Rachel Parris join Andy Zaltzman to quiz the week's news. In this episode Andy and the panel deconstruct a Grey Wall, celebrate some Nobel achievements, and get ready for Halloween with the world's largest pumpkin.
1pm
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1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 33 - The Sphinx, EgyptGrandmaster Glitch is in need of a holiday, so he takes his Grimbots to Egypt for some rest and relaxation.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 34 - Go Jet Academy: MudslideIt's a very rainy day at the Go Jet Academy and the Go Jetters are in the training domes teaching the cadets some crucial Go Jetter skills.
1:35pm
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So Awkward
Series 5, Episode 5 - No Pain No GainRob trains Mr Malone, Lily seeks a confession and Jas asks the universe for help.
1:45pm
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Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 1, Episode 5 - In A JamCarter's uncle gets time to reflect, stuck on a busy motorway to the coast.
1:50pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 5 - Miracle In Crooked LaneHow could a 1970s sex kitten in a coma in hospital be seen heading for a local church to make her peace with God? There's a man in a duffel coat and shaggy hair who thinks he has the answer.
2pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the 10th and 11th series of the lie-based panel game.
2pm
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The Men From The Ministry
A Private Affair: The civil servants cause chaos as London's new airport opens - in Scotland.
2:05pm
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So Awkward
Series 5, Episode 6 - V DayLily goes into overdrive and organises the best Valentine's Day ever!
2:30pm
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2:40pm
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Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging
Coming-of-age comedy starring Georgia Groome as a teenager who is just coming up to 15 and eager to meet boys.
2:55pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Three GamblersIt's Jonathan's birthday and he's been given a book on using playing cards as weapons, a set of Adam Klaus bathroom products, and a dangerous case involving a murdered corpse that has come back to life for revenge.
3pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
3pm
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The Real Comedy Controllers
Episode 3 - Alternative Comedy... and BeyondThe Comedy Controllers return to the 80s to consider how alternative the new wave of comedy was... and to explore how their humour developed as the century drew to a close. Programmes featured include Lenin Of The Rovers, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Goodness Gracious Me, and On The Hour.
3:05pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 1 - Tato Tower TakeoverEvil Pea takes over the Tato Tower HQ and uses Carrot's new security system to keep Supertato out. Supertato and Carrot work on a cunning ice cream plan to sneak back in.
4:30pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 14 - Evil Pea Takes A BreakEvil Pea's spa break is ruined when the Cobs try to trick Supertato while she's gone.
5:45pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 7 - Lost Tempers In SpaceDanger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse find themselves stranded on a far-flung planet inhabited by Fly People.
7pm
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Miranda
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Miranda Hart sitcom.
7pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 6, Episode 6 - Rainbow Trout (Derbyshire Wye)Bob and Paul return to the Derbyshire Wye and its neighbour the Derwent, this time with Ted, to revisit the place they first fished together.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7:45pm
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Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 1, Episode 5 - In A JamCarter's uncle gets time to reflect, stuck on a busy motorway to the coast.
8pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8pm
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The Men From The Ministry
A Private Affair: The civil servants cause chaos as London's new airport opens - in Scotland.
8:30pm
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9pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 31, Episode 8Ashnikko, Jordan Stephens and Phil Wang join regulars Noel Fielding, Daisy May Cooper and Jamali Maddix for the pop culture panel show, hosted by Greg Davies.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the first series of the hit sketch show.
9pm
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The Real Comedy Controllers
Episode 3 - Alternative Comedy... and BeyondThe Comedy Controllers return to the 80s to consider how alternative the new wave of comedy was... and to explore how their humour developed as the century drew to a close. Programmes featured include Lenin Of The Rovers, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Goodness Gracious Me, and On The Hour.
9:15pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the adult sitcom.
9:30pm
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Scot Squad
Series 6, Episode 5This week, The Chief tackles a new initiative with the help of rugby legend Gavin Hastings, it's a bum wrap for Detectives Squire and McGill when tracing a criminal, and Acting Sgt Ken Beattie closes the window on crime.
9:30pm80 min
Man About The House: 50 Years Of Laughter
An affectionate look back at the 1970s sitcom, featuring exclusive interviews with its stars.
9:30pm35 min
Blankety Blank
Series 20, Episode 4Bradley Walsh hosts as Phil Tufnell, Martine McCutcheon, Alex Brooker, Mel Giedroyc, Kate Bottley and Darren Harriott try to fill in the missing blanks and win prizes for some lucky contestants.
9:40pm
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Ghosts
Series 3, Episode 4 - I Love LucyAlison has invited Lucy to come to Button House for a sleepover, but after a concerning meeting with the solicitor, Alison must work out if Lucy is really who she says she is.
9:45pm
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10pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
10pm
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Scottish Mussel
A repeat of this 2015 film.
10pm
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Outsiders
Series 3, Episode 1David Mitchell returns for a new third series of his UKTV Original outdoor survival challenge show. Joining him in the wild are Alan Davies, Roisin Conaty, Guz Khan, Judi Love, Chris McCausland and Laura Smyth.
10pm
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Keep Calman Carry On
Series 2, Episode 1 - GardeningSusan Calman takes a trip to the Royal Botanic Gardens Edinburgh to learn about Gardening with Val McDermid, in the hope of one day being able to tell her Euphorbia from Euphoria.
10:20pm
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10:30pm
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John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 4, Episode 6The final episode of the series contains a pure moment of happiness, a song for a season that does not usually get sung about and a curious tale about an invention that is probably not evil.
10:45pm
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Brassic
Series 5, Episode 3 - HansTommo gets the surprise of his life when a young German man shows up looking for him. This isn't any German man, this is Tommo's son, Hans. A brief dalliance with a foreign exchange student 18 years ago had bigger repercussions than Tommo could've ever imagined. Enlisting the gang's help, Tommo tries to bond with his son ... with a lot of trouble along the way.
11pm
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Chewing Gum
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Michaela Coel comedy.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 9Dara O Briain hosts as Angela Barnes, Catherine Bohart, Ed Gamble, Rhys James and Michael Odewale join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look back on the latest events in news and politics.
11pm
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Big Problems With Helen Keen
Series 2, Episode 4 - CareHelen Keen explores how human ingenuity deals with nature's big challenges. Who cares? Why do we care? If genes are selfish why is altruism attractive?
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 18 (Channel 4: Series 19), Episode 1Sean Lock and Harry Hill take on Jon Richardson and Rose Matafeo, while Alex Horne and the Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Hosted by Jimmy Carr with Rachel Riley looking after the numbers and letters.
11:30pm
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Seekers
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Eight-Letter WordStuart says something very silly, and Nicola tries to impress Vanessa to gain her confidence.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:50pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: Loch Ness To London, Out-takes - UnseenA look at unseen moments and challenges as Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Romesh Ranganathan made their epic journey south from the Highlands.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 18 (Channel 4: Series 19), Episode 2Joe Wilkinson and Kiri Pritchard-McLean join Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for the words-and-numbers game, while the Brett Domino Trio join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
12:15am
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David Baddiel: Too Much Information
Stand-up comedy from David Baddiel.
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 7Jack Dee presents, with guest comic Phil Wang and former co-Chairwoman of the Conservative Party, Baroness Sayeeda Warsi.
12:55am
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The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 3, Episode 7Routines by comedians including Alfie Brown, Adam Rowe, Felicity Ward, Kemah Bob, Huge Davies, Elf Lyons, Matt Richardson and Chris Washington are reconstructed as sketches.
1am
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Lenny Henry's Race Through Comedy
Episode 1 - SitcomA look at some of the well-meaning attempts television made to embrace the changing face of the nation during the 1970s.
1:30am
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The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 24 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The DecadeJimmy Carr presents this super-sized edition of the annual quiz, looking back over the past 10 years. Claudia Winkleman, Nish Kumar, Joe Lycett, Alan Carr, Stacey Solomon and Jonathan Ross battle it out to prove who can remember the most about the decade, with questions including why was lasagna big news in 2013? Who squeezed through a hole in the wall in 2015? And what are Pikachu's friends called? Big Fat regulars Jon Snow and Charles Dance help set the questions.
1:30am
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The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 3, Episode 8Routines by Luke Kempner, Rachel Jackson, Russell Kane, Dane Baptiste, Luke McQueen, Steen Raskopoulos, Lily Phillips and Tom Parry are reconstructed as sketches.
1:35am
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Death ListWhen Jim hears about secret bugging and phone-tapping he instructs Sir Humphrey to implement numerous privacy precautions. But his mind is changed, fairly rapidly, when he hears he's on a terrorist group's hit list.
2am
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2am
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CelebAbility
Series 3, Episode 5Three friends take on Mark-Francis Vandelli, Harriet Kemsley, Lloyd Griffith and $noochie Shy.
2:05am
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Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 4 - Frank And MarvinFrank is trying to make a success of his ventriloquist act, while Betty has some important news confirmed.
2:45am
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Patter Of Little FeetDesmond's daughter's growing up too fast, while his eldest son's hardly growing up at all.
3:15am
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 3 - Georgetown DreamingDesmond wonders what might have been if he'd never come to this 'godforsaken country'.
3:15am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 9 - Stot Or PronkJanet's having a hard time remembering things now she's pregnant. Louise wants to stimulate their brains in the pub quiz. Kelly comperes the quiz and spends the evening making lewd comments about Gaz and Janet sleeping together. Janet's waters break.
3:30am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 21 (Channel 4: Series 22), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts, as Lee Mack and Joe Wilkinson take on Jon Richardson and Jessica Knappett. Comedian Nigel Ng is in Dictionary Corner. Regular Countdown mathematician Rachel Riley and lexicographer Susie Dent are on hand to adjudicate.
3:45am
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Pobl Bachyn
Comedy-horror film about the triple threat of Welsh folklore, English tourists and being hungover.
3:45am
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Uncle Mort's South Country
Series 1, Episode 5 - In A JamCarter's uncle gets time to reflect, stuck on a busy motorway to the coast.
4am
(repeat)
The Men From The Ministry
A Private Affair: The civil servants cause chaos as London's new airport opens - in Scotland.
4:30am
(repeat)
5am
(repeat)
The Real Comedy Controllers
Episode 3 - Alternative Comedy... and BeyondThe Comedy Controllers return to the 80s to consider how alternative the new wave of comedy was... and to explore how their humour developed as the century drew to a close. Programmes featured include Lenin Of The Rovers, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, Goodness Gracious Me, and On The Hour.
5am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 4 - GirlfriendEveryone at O'Malley Secondary School seems to have found love apart from Joe. He decides today is the day he will get a girlfriend.
5:15am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pickled OnionJoe knows he will be humiliated if he admits to being scared of Siobhan Murphy's terrifying Halloween story.