Schedule Saturday 9th September 2023
6am
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Guessable?
Series 2, Episode 11Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Rick Edwards, Big Zuu, Joanne McNally, and Aaron Simmonds into the loft.
6am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 6 - The 'L' BusStan and Jack are placed in charge of the L., or 'learner' bus. At home, following a bit of fixing by Stan, Arthur and Olive's bed collapses.
6am
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A Right Royal Rip-Off
Sequel to Burglar's Bargains. A pair of robbers plan to steal the crown jewels.
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 43 - Floating Farms, BangladeshGlitch's trip to a funky floating farm becomes a rescue mission on a fast-flowing river.
7am
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 8 - Carrot's Big TopCarrot is starring in her own circus and thinks that Supertato is trying to steal her limelight. She soon realises that Supertato is trying to rescue her from Evil Pea's meddling.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 6 - Still LifeThe farmer's turned artist, but will Shaun and pals play along?
7:05am
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 4 - Space BitzerA drone takes Bitzer on a dizzying ride.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 7A plane, chair, pencil and watering can are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
7:10am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 33 - Licence To CareA mishap on a mission leaves Danger Mouse confused - why is Penfold not talking to him?
7:15am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Special - LostTricked into a town-wide clean-up, Dennis and Walter are paired up against their will.
7:20am
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Something In The City
A repeat of this 1950 film.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 23 - Pig Trouble In Little BeanotownMore adventures with Dennis and Gnasher in Beanotown.
7:30am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 2 - Tinker, Tailor...Sharon and Tracey find themselves under investigation.
7:50am
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Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 1 - If Wet - In The BallroomThe staff are at their wits' end. Rain has been tumbling down for days and they have practically exhausted their repertoire of indoor amusements.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 44 - Cave Train Trouble, SloveniaLars zooms to the rescue when Glitch and Tala go off the rails in search of a baby dragon.
8:25am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 5, Episode 6It's a day full of bad surprises for Granville when the till becomes unwell, Leroy buys an ice cream van and the Black Widow finds him overheating in a tight spot.
8:35am
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 1 - Bitz's Big BuildBitz promises to build a strong house for Little Bo Purl's goats and for the three little pigs, one that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down.
8:45am
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Kenneth Williams - Ad Lib
Episode 4: Kenneth Williams entertains with memories of the Singapore Stage Club, in a programme recorded at the BBC Pebble Mill.
9am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4Granville encourages Gastric to express his artistic side in a local art competition, but he throws himself into self-expression more enthusiastically than anyone could have predicted.
9am
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Follow That Camel
Comedy from the Carry On team about a young English aristocrat who joins the Foreign Legion. Phil Silvers guest stars.
9am
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Not In Front Of The Children
Series 1, Episode 12 - A Real Family EveningRobin has won a scholarship to boarding school and this is the eve of his departure, so Jennifer is keen to make his last night at home a rather special one.
9:30am
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9:40am
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Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
9:55am
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Supertato
Series 2, Episode 12 - Cereal MountainChilli tries to reach the top of Cereal Mountain without the help of Supertato's gadgets.
10am30 min
You're Dead To Me
Series 7, Episode 12 - P.T. BarnumGreg Jenner is joined by historian Professor Benjamin Reiss and comedian Desiree Burch in the 19th century to meet self proclaimed showman P T Barnum.
10:20am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of 16 episodes of the David Jason sitcom.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 1 - The WeddingRichard has been acting strangely all week, and Sooty and the gang are convinced he is getting married. But they have not been invited! With the wedding only a day away, can Sooty and Sweep keep out of mischief and give Richard a day to remember?
11am
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Dad's Army
The Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard is thrown into disarray with the arrival of a beautiful female journalist in the town.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 21, Episode 2Former England rugby player Martin Bayfield, presenter Holly Hamilton, the Big Issue editor Paul McNamee and comedian Tez Ilyas join Rick Edwards for an hour of sporting punditry, humour and entertainment.
11am
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A Right Royal Rip-Off
Sequel to Burglar's Bargains. A pair of robbers plan to steal the crown jewels.
11:30am
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Noising Up
Series 2, Episode 2Blasting into politics, news and showbiz. Covering major headlines and sending up big names. Mixing sketch, spoof, song and regular comic characters.
12:30pm
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The News Quiz
Series 112, Episode 1Andy Zaltzman quizzes the week's news. Providing the answers, hopefully, are, Ian Smith, Lucy Porter, Hugo Rifkind, and Zoe Lyons. In this episode, Andy and the panel test the state of schools, the resilience of a reshuffle, and value of vets.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 7 - Princess Purl's Big SleepNaughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.
1pm
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Red Dwarf
Series XI, Episode 4 - Officer RimmerAfter a scandalous piece of good fortune Rimmer saves the life of a bio-printed Captain and is promoted, fulfilling his life-long dream of becoming an Officer. He immediately opens an Officer's club, which is out of bounds to the lower orders, and uses the bio-printer to fill it with versions of himself.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 12 - Dover, EnglandThe Go Jetters arrive at the White Cliffs of Dover in England, to cheer Kyan as he finishes a cross-channel swim, but a large cloud of dust blocks his way to the shore.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 13 - Central Park, New YorkAs Xuli, Lars and Foz enjoy the view from the Statue of Liberty, they spot a blanket of smog covering the New York skyline.
1:35pm
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Still So Awkward
Episode 8 - Meddle Of HonourInspired by hit daytime TV shows, Lily plays cupid for Samson and Ulrika, Seb helps Jeff surprise Meg with an office makeover and Frankie creates an art therapy trail.
1:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series XI, Episode 5 - KrysisKryten has a mid-life crisis and changes his body cover from Mech grey to Ferrari red. The posse try and show him how much he's achieved in life by taking him to visit a mechanoid from his old fleet.
1:45pm
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Kenneth Williams - Ad Lib
Episode 4: Kenneth Williams entertains with memories of the Singapore Stage Club, in a programme recorded at the BBC Pebble Mill.
1:50pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 1 - Danse MacabreThe Halloween murder of a best-selling writer could have come straight from her own chillers. Jonathan is busy with an opera-singing stripper and a bath, so has Maddy learned enough about the illusory arts to solve this case alone?
2pm
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Still So Awkward
Episode 9 - AuditionLily is desperate to attend an audition even though she doesn't have an agent or know what the role is for, and Frankie is keen to prove herself as an artist and businesswoman.
2pm
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Not In Front Of The Children
Series 1, Episode 12 - A Real Family EveningRobin has won a scholarship to boarding school and this is the eve of his departure, so Jennifer is keen to make his last night at home a rather special one.
2:20pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 3, Episode 3 - Pike (Norfolk Lakes)Paul and Bob visit Norfolk to go lake fishing for monster pike.
2:30pm
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2:55pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 2 - Time Waits For NormanThe husband of Maddy's literary agent has been photographed eating in a local hamburger bar. Slightly odd for a vegetarian; very odd for a man who is adamant he was in America at the time...
3pm
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Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 3, Episode 4 - Brown Trout (River Test, Hampshire)Paul and Bob fish for brown trout on the beautiful river Test in Hampshire.
3:40pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 2With Bob Mortimer, Nadiya Hussain, Diane Morgan and Michael Smiley.
4pm
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Classic Movies: The Story Of The Ladykillers
Documentary exploring classic Ealing comedy The Ladykillers.
4:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 3With Nick Robinson, Sara Cox, Harry Shearer and Jason Manford.
4:30pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 4 - Treasure In The Plant AisleIn the perilous plant aisle, Supertato and Evil Pea team up to find treasure as they have half a map each, but she tricks him and steals the map to find the treasure for herself.
4:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Adventures From Mossy Bottom, Episode 10 - Prize PorkerA pig tricks the whole farm into thinking he's a champion.
5pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the third and the fourth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
5pm
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A Right Royal Rip-Off
Sequel to Burglar's Bargains. A pair of robbers plan to steal the crown jewels.
5:20pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 9 - Waffle And The Tooth FairyDoug's tooth has fallen out, so Jess and Simon tell Waffle about the Tooth Fairy. Waffle longs to meet the Tooth Fairy and his dream comes true.
5:40pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Admirable PenfoldThe greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.
6:15pm
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Rhubarb!
Silent Eric Sykes comedy in which the only word spoken by characters is "rhubarb".
7:45pm
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Kenneth Williams - Ad Lib
Episode 4: Kenneth Williams entertains with memories of the Singapore Stage Club, in a programme recorded at the BBC Pebble Mill.
8pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the 12th series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
8pm
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Not In Front Of The Children
Series 1, Episode 12 - A Real Family EveningRobin has won a scholarship to boarding school and this is the eve of his departure, so Jennifer is keen to make his last night at home a rather special one.
8:30pm
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9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9pm
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Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip
Episode 1The journey begins and ends - where else!? - at Ricky's hometown of Liverpool; but the duo are quickly on the road for the first leg of their trip, heading to Lancashire hot-spots including Blackpool.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip 2.0, Highlights SpecialRelive the boys' epic US adventure with this look back at the highlights from series two. From a rocky monster trucking competition and an embarrassing stint as cheerleaders, to a calamitous firefighting drill and a high-stakes race across the Big Apple, this special episode looks back at the trip's most memorable moments. Plus, there's another chance to see the loser's unforgettable performance at New York's number one drag club.
9pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the adult sitcom.
10pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.
10pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 1Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
10pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 31, Episode 3Sam Campbell, Calum Scott and CMAT join regulars Noel Fielding, Daisy May Cooper and Jamali Maddix for the pop culture panel show, hosted by Greg Davies.
10pm
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Scot Squad
Series 5, Episode 6When it comes to crime fighting, there's no pecking order and PC Hugh McKirdy and PC Surjit Singh are unflappable when they come to the rescue of a rogue rooster.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 20, New Year Special - End Of Year SpecialA compilation of highlights from the previous twelve months.
10pm
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Bridget Christie Minds The Gap
Series 1, Episode 4Bridget Christie gives a very personal take on the state of modern feminism.
10:30pm
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Rab C. Nesbitt
Series 5, Episode 4 - PieRab and Mary's cousin Shug open up a pie shop but Donga ("The Lord of the Pies" and a gangster) is very displeased about all this.
10:30pm
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John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 4, Episode 1John creates an innovative teaching aid, eavesdrops on two guards who really should be paying more attention and has a tale of honour.
10:40pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 2Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
10:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 20, Episode 1Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis are back to taking satirical swipes at the nation's news on a weekly basis. The new series kicks off with regular guests Maisie Adam, Angela Barnes, Eshaan Akbar and Rhys James. Alasdair Beckett-King makes his Mock The Week debut.
11pm
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Starstruck
Series 3, Episode 3Jessie and Tom's connection sparks up again. Jessie has to decide if pursuing an old flame is a good idea, while Cath the agent gives her a harsh grilling.
11pm
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Ross Noble Goes Global
Series 2, Episode 3 - EgyptIn Egypt, Ross performs in a Bedoin tent by firelight in the middle of the desert... the Bedoins aren't really sure why he's there, but the amount of Bedoin tea they make him drink shows he is welcome.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts the words and numbers game show mash-up, with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Richard Ayoade and Sara Pascoe take on Jon Richardson and Chris McCausland. Morgana Robinson is in Dictionary Corner.
11:20pm
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The Real McCoy
Series 4, Episode 3Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
11:20pm
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QI
Series S, Episode 4 - Sideshows, Stunts & Scavenger HuntsSandi Toksvig looks at sideshows, stunts and scavenger hunts, with series regular Alan Davies, and guest panellists Gyles Brandreth, Rosie Jones and Nish Kumar.
11:20pm
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Starstruck
Series 3, Episode 4Jessie and her friends enjoy a weekend away in the countryside, but tension rises in the group when Ian blurts out a secret that Jessie would rather not have heard.
11:30pm
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Confessions Of A Pop Performer
Timmy Lea finds himself making waves on the music scene when Sid takes up managing a pop group.
11:30pm
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The Mark Steel Lecture
Series 3, Episode 6 - Napoleon BonaparteMark presents the life of Napoleon Bonaparte, a lovelorn general who suffered a run of bad luck in his relationships. He was perhaps the ultimate megalomaniac.
Midnight
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The Real McCoy
Series 4, Episode 4Popular and long-running sketch show starring an array of Britain's best black comedy talent.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 2Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Richard Ayoade and panellists Jon Richardson and MP Nicky Morgan (rather than her handbag).
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Jon Richardson and Jo Brand take on Joe Wilkinson and Jamali Maddix. Rachel Parris is in Dictionary Corner.
12:10am
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Writing On The WallJim's latest drive to slim down the Civil Service has won favour with both the PM and Cabinet colleagues, but Sir Humphrey is bitterly opposed to the plans. However, the pair are forced to put the disagreement aside when it becomes apparent that they could both be adversely affected.
12:35am
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Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Play's The ThingJust when Will's controversial new play is about to be presented to Queen Elizabeth, it goes missing. As the finger of suspicion points to his best friend Marlowe, can Will come up with a way to recover his stolen masterpiece? Given its politically sensitive content, is he really wise to want it back?
12:40am
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
1am
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Not Going Out
Series 12, Episode 4 - Front WindowRecovering from knee surgery, Lee sits by the window day after day spying on his neighbours through a pair of binoculars.
1:10am
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Kingdom
Series 3, Episode 5Lyle goes home to Stockport to help save his mum's allotment. Scott is suspended from school after being caught misbehaving on CCTV, while Peter helps a family record their daughter's appearance in a school concert. And Mr Snell surprises everyone by getting married.
1:10am
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1:10am
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Plebs
Series 5, Episode 5 - The HooligansThe boys attempt to infiltrate a local firm of chariot hooligans in order to get some big drinkers into their bar. Grumio is soon welcomed into the fold by Paulus, head honcho of the Green Army, but Marcus falls out with Gloria, whose shop front keeps getting smashed up by their new clientele.
1:15am
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The Wild Affair
A repeat of this 1964 film.
1:15am
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Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Apparel Proclaims The ManWill hopes to move up in the world when he is invited to Lord Southampton's party. But what should a poorly-educated country boy wear to London's poshest do? And are Sir Robert Greene's fashion tips a double bluff, a triple bluff, or something even more fiendish?
1:40am
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Plebs
Series 5, Episode 6 - The DigThe boys begin an archaeological dig in their bar after Grumio unearths an old brooch while sitting on the toilet. They try to keep their activity a secret but others cotton on and when a professor of archaeology goes missing, the boys are brought in for questioning as they paid him a recent visit. Guest starring Tony Robinson.
1:45am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the adult sitcom.
1:55am
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 5It's Comic Relief Day, and the office is awash with wackiness. All 19 stone of Keith is squeezed into a bright yellow Ali G costume, Sheila has become Wonder Woman and Gareth is hopping on one leg.
2:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley play against Jonathan Ross and Maisie Adam. Huge Davies is in Dictionary Corner.
2:25am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
2:50am
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The Fosters
Series 1, Episode 8 - Sonny Gets A PatronSonny Foster, the young Rembrandt of South London, attracts the attention of a patron who offers him his own studio.
3:30am
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The Fast Show
The Fast Show Night, Out-takes - You Ain't Seen These, Right?A compilation of previously unseen sketches from The Fast Show, including Road Rage, Richard, the King, and Mid Life Crisis Man.
3:45am
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4:15am
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Comedy Game Night
Episode 5Joining Liza are Googlebox queen Scarlett Moffatt, Made In Chelsea's Ollie Locke, comedians Sally Phillips, Dane Baptiste and Sindhu Vee, and West End star Kara Tointon.
5am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 7 - DiscoJoe Connolly arrives at the disco with high hopes of a slow dance with Daisy Adeyemi. The only thing standing in his way is his best friend, Frisbo, who has his own high hopes of knee sliding. And girls don't like kneeslides.
5:15am
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Dodo
Series 1, Episode 8 - TextmasIt's Christmas and Joe is having to stay in his brother, Jamie's room. Joe now must endure a night of Jamie's brotherly cruelty and figure out what to do when a girl texts you.