Schedule Monday 19th June 2023

Minder

Arthur is not even safe in hospital when he witnesses the death of a business associate and a friend of Terry's is in the frame for it.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave and his friends get lost on a school orienteering exercise thanks to Robert Robot, who is unable to read the map - snatched by a flock of giant tiger pigeons and deposited into their equally giant nest, Dave must retrieve the map from Robert and get them all back to school.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave stumbles across a mermaid at the dockside who invites herself round for tea and takes up residence in the Spuds' bathtub, so Dave and his family must somehow persuade their unwanted guest to go back to her watery home.

Shaun The Sheep

Something's different around the field, Shaun and the flock decide to investigate.

Birds Of A Feather

Tracey and Dorien set up in business together as decorators. Sharon meets the man of her dreams but he turns out not to be all he first appeared.

Danger Mouse

There's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.

The Country Girls

Kate and Baba blag their way into a wine-tasting and meet Eugene Gaillard.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis' ultimate hero, Grizzly Griller, plans on trekking to the source of the River Beano, broadcasting the treacherous path on live TV. Dennis introduces him to his pet hamster, Galahad - only to discover they are his biggest fear! Grizzly is so afraid that Dennis must disguise himself as his hero and go in his place!

Desmond's

Desmond goes into partnership with Lee on a sure-fire money-spinning venture.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean inadvertently becomes a teacher - but can he control the unruly class?

Man At The Helm

Local handyman Charlie Bates is not on the man list but the kids are prepared to give him a shot when their mum falls for him because he looks like Frank Sinatra.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch's Grimbots really need some cuddles, so it's down to Glitch to find them a new teddy bear!

Desmond's

Matthew is in love and wants to get married. Again.

Guessable?

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and sidekick John Kearns invite everyone's favourite Frenchman Fred Sirieix into the Comedy Central attic, alongside comedians Rhys James, Jo Brand and Dani Dyer.

Round The Horne

Listeners have their say, plus a bona surprise for Julian and Sandy. Kenneth Horne hosts the last ever show.

On The Buses

Luxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!

The Green Green Grass

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful

A repeat of this 1982 radio.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy discovers that an unscrupulous antique dealer has swindled nearly two million pounds from an American widow and a rich Japanese businessman. He plans to retrieve their money with an elaborate 'sting'.

Justin's House

Justin is hoping to play a pirate captain in a new musical, but he's got competition!

On The Buses

There is a celebration at Luxton & District marking 50 years of motor buses. Exhausted from a new working schedule, Stan sits down to feel the comfort in the company's first ever motor bus and promptly falls asleep, dreaming of the day it was introduced...

The Thin Blue Line

Fowler is pleased to get his name mentioned in the local paper following the successful raid by CID on the home of drugs dealer Harry the Spike. Harry has a good defence counsel however and Fowler is nervous of meeting him.

It's Your Round

Angus Deayton hosts the panel show in which the panellists devise the rounds. Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp, Sara Pascoe and Adam Hills battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.

The Pickwick Papers

Adaptation of Charles Dickens's celebrated comic novel.

4 O'Clock Club

Danny gets PC Rowe a birthday cake - but his icing skills leave much to be desired.

Snap

Doug has a surprise for Dawn and Ray - and an even bigger one for Molly's new lodger.

Twirlywoos

The Stop-Go Car visits the Twirlywoos. It drives in to Peekaboo's house and then out again. The Stop-Go Car does this over and over again until Peekaboo decides he has had enough and sends the Stop-Go Car out.

Are You Being Served?

After 20 years at Grace Bros., Captain Peacock gets access rights to the executive loo and dining room. Mr. Grainger is particularly annoyed, and no one else is pleased when their lunch break is moved an hour later.

Only Fools And Horses

Del's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!

Danny & Mick

Danny and Mick's dad is back wanting romance tips for a big date. Unfortunately for the boys, it's with Joy!

Sooty

Richard plans an early night in preparation for Mr Slater's fitness class. But when Sooty's pet mouse escapes, and Sweep loses his favourite bone, his hopes of a good night's sleep look set for disaster.

Horrible Histories

DI Bones investigates an unusual Victorian traffic accident, Roman scientist Pliny the Elder suffers a Stupid Death in ancient Pompeii, Prime Ministers Neville Chamberlain and Winston Churchill argue online over what to do about Adolf Hitler, and we discover the horrible history of early Australia.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A mystery develops; Sid and Wally have been seen creeping around the woods with bedding rolls.

Danger Mouse

The Queen of Weevils returns and convinces DM he's a medieval knight in order to escape from a secure prison - can Penfold break the spell and prevent London becoming a medieval city?

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.

The Country Girls

Kate and Baba blag their way into a wine-tasting and meet Eugene Gaillard.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

It's the hottest day of the year and Waffle is eating ice cream to cool down.

Man At The Helm

Local handyman Charlie Bates is not on the man list but the kids are prepared to give him a shot when their mum falls for him because he looks like Frank Sinatra.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

JJ is torn between Blamjitsu with the yeti, and helping the Dinmakers write a school song.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

The gang enter Pieface into a comedy contest to make him realise how funny he is.

The Thin Blue Line

Fowler is pleased to get his name mentioned in the local paper following the successful raid by CID on the home of drugs dealer Harry the Spike. Harry has a good defence counsel however and Fowler is nervous of meeting him.

Round The Horne

Listeners have their say, plus a bona surprise for Julian and Sandy. Kenneth Horne hosts the last ever show.

So Awkward

Lily and Jas go to extreme lengths to avoid admitting they don't want to travel together.

Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful

A repeat of this 1982 radio.

Dad's Army

The platoon are given some extra fire power when they get a large naval gun. Now it is just a matter of learning how to fire it, and removing anything that can be used as cover by the Germans.

It's Your Round

Angus Deayton hosts the panel show in which the panellists devise the rounds. Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp, Sara Pascoe and Adam Hills battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.

Only Fools And Horses

Del's been dealt a few dodgy hands by Boycie in their card school and he's losing money rapidly. Believing that a losing streak can't last forever, he invites Boycie round for another poker game to win back his money, and is prepared to back himself with everything he owns... including Grandad's tellies!

Supertato

Supertato and Evil Pea face each other in a dance-off so Supertato can rescue his friends.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch is in need of a holiday, so he takes his Grimbots to Egypt for some rest and relaxation.

Snap

Doug has a surprise for Dawn and Ray - and an even bigger one for Molly's new lodger.

Lovejoy

Even though it plays a beautiful tune, Lovejoy guesses the silver snuff-box is a fake. But is it the clue to a hidden store of valuable antiques?

Are You Being Served?

After 20 years at Grace Bros., Captain Peacock gets access rights to the executive loo and dining room. Mr. Grainger is particularly annoyed, and no one else is pleased when their lunch break is moved an hour later.

Danger Mouse

The greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Pieface laments that Paul is looking peaky and needs a holiday. Dennis has a plan! But its only when Walter kidnaps Paul that he realises his chips are down and he needs the gang's help to put things right!

Last Of The Summer Wine

The continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A mystery develops; Sid and Wally have been seen creeping around the woods with bedding rolls.

Supertato

Evil Pea asks for flying lessons when Broccoli flies her paper plane into her freezer. Evil Pea doesn't let Broccoli know that she intends to fly high to take over Tato Tower.

Minder

Arthur's sortie into haute couture lacks the glamour he anticipated when he, and not Terry, ends up minding the frocks.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch has been invited to Djenne in Mali, Africa, to visit the people and to see one of his favourite things at work - mud!

Dad's Army

The platoon discover a runaway barrage balloon and decide to release it safely themselves. This proves not to be wise, when the balloon flies away with Captain Mainwaring still hanging onto it.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

It's Evie and Doug's first playdate together with their friends. They try out their new ball pit, but Waffle can't join in because he's not toilet trained. He finds fun elsewhere.

The Country Girls

Kate and Baba blag their way into a wine-tasting and meet Eugene Gaillard.

May To December

Dot, Zoë's mother turns up at Alec and Zoë's and announces she has left her husband as he cares more about his Fruit and Veg than he does about her.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds out he is a lord and visits his Scottish family home - but keeping a castle is a costly business.

Man At The Helm

Local handyman Charlie Bates is not on the man list but the kids are prepared to give him a shot when their mum falls for him because he looks like Frank Sinatra.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finally has a showdown with the mysterious Reliant Robin. Who will be the victor?

Porridge

Gambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?

A League Of Their Own

For the first episode in the new series, Tony Bellew, Lizzy Yarnold and Alan Carr join the teams.

Outsiders

It's the Outsiders' last day living together in the wild. There's all to play for as the teams go all out to impress a sceptical David Mitchell and prove they can survive post apocalypse by making shoes from natural materials and herding animals.

Round The Horne

Listeners have their say, plus a bona surprise for Julian and Sandy. Kenneth Horne hosts the last ever show.

Are You Being Served?

After 20 years at Grace Bros., Captain Peacock gets access rights to the executive loo and dining room. Mr. Grainger is particularly annoyed, and no one else is pleased when their lunch break is moved an hour later.

Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful

A repeat of this 1982 radio.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A strange woman is in town trying to find Truly.

A League Of Their Own

There's a load more fun to come as West Ham's Jack Wilshere, tennis coach Judy Murray and stand-up star Rob Beckett join James, Freddie, Jamie and Romesh.

The Good Life

Tom takes the law into his own hands when leeks start disappearing from his garden.

It's Your Round

Angus Deayton hosts the panel show in which the panellists devise the rounds. Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp, Sara Pascoe and Adam Hills battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Back for more mayhem, the boys help Lenny from the factory to sail a swan boat.

Snap

Doug has a surprise for Dawn and Ray - and an even bigger one for Molly's new lodger.

Dad's Army

The platoon discover a runaway barrage balloon and decide to release it safely themselves. This proves not to be wise, when the balloon flies away with Captain Mainwaring still hanging onto it.

Dad's Army

Captain Mainwaring organises a dance event in order to improve relations between members of the platoon. However, the event is likely to be spoilt with Pike's plan to announce a surprise engagement.

Would I Lie To You?

This episode's guests are David Baddiel, Ed Balls, Jo Brand and Kimberly Wyatt.

Blackadder

The House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...

Live At The Apollo

Jon Richardson presents special guests Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton.

Blackadder

Melchett instructs Blackadder to organise a concert party in order to raise the troops' morale, following the Russians' withdrawal from combat. However, the General takes a particular liking to George's drag act, which could put a halt to proceedings...

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains

Richard Madeley, Daliso Chaponda and Rosie Jones share their embarrassing teenage lives with host Rhod Gilbert.

QI

With Aisling Bea, Jason Manford and Johnny Vegas.

The Unbelievable Truth

David Mitchell is joined by guests Alan Davies, Holly Walsh, Angela Barnes and Henning Wehn who are obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as pubs, the postal service, cleaning and languages.

Ghosts

Alison, still recovering from her near-fatal accident, finds herself hounded by the ghostly gaggle, who now realise that she can both see and hear them.

Buy Me Up TV

Owned by a vast American cable network, Buy Me Up TV is a 24-hour live broadcast channel selling rubbish to the nation.

In the back rooms and offices of the channel, the high pressure of live broadcast meets the high pressure of sales. Amongst the egos, tantrums, disasters and jealousies, the characters are swimming for their lives in a sales-driven pressure cooker. Then, suddenly, it's Lights, Camera, Action!

Fleabag

Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.

Upstart Crow

Will has to write a romance set in an exotic foreign location. Kate falls for Marlowe.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Rhys James and Rosie Jones and regular panellist Hugh Dennis.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

Marcus Brigstocke and Gary Wilmot are the guests joining Gaby Roslin.

Dead Ringers

Return of the impressionist comedy, with this series featuring the debut "appearances" of Holly Willoughby, Stacey Solomon, Therese Coffey and the cast of Succession.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson take on Lee Mack and Katherine Ryan in the comedy words-and-numbers game, while Brett Domino joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Rachel Riley looking after the numbers and letters.

Fleabag

The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?

Fabulous

With the builders in to build Faye a brand new kitchen and an award ceremony to go to, life should be glorious.

Have I Got News For You

Clive Myrie takes to the host's chair, whilst Munya Chawawa and Helen Lewis join Ian and Paul to discuss the week's news stories.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

With his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.

Have I Got News For You

Alexander Armstrong hosts as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton as joined by guests Mishal Husain and Geoff Norcott.

Have I Got News For You

Clive Myrie takes to the host's chair, whilst Munya Chawawa and Helen Lewis join Ian and Paul to discuss the week's news stories.

Live At The Apollo

Micky Flanagan hosts the first episode of the new series of Live At The Apollo, with guests Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne.

Days Of The Bagnold Summer

Coming-of-age comedy about a 15 year-old who must spend the summer with his mum.

Taskmaster

Roisin Conaty, Tim Key, Romesh Ranganathan, Frank Skinner and Josh Widdicombe have to identify the contents of a table full of mystery pies, make a film backwards and high five a fifty five year old.

Wonders Of The World I Can't See

Chris McCausland and Harry Hill journey to the Acropolis in Athens.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Katherine Ryan and Joe Lycett take on Johnny Vegas and Sean Lock in the words-and-numbers game, while would-be novelist Christopher Bliss joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Hosted by Jimmy Carr with Rachel Riley looking after the numbers and letters.

Blackadder

The House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...

CelebAbility

Scarlett Moffatt leads a group of three friends looking to win a slew of prizes by defeating four celebrities: Kimberly Wyatt, Yasmin Evans, Seann Walsh and Amber Turner.

Would I Lie To You?

This episode's guests are David Baddiel, Ed Balls, Jo Brand and Kimberly Wyatt.

Fleabag

Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson take on Lee Mack and Katherine Ryan in the comedy words-and-numbers game, while Brett Domino joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Rachel Riley looking after the numbers and letters.

Blackadder

Melchett instructs Blackadder to organise a concert party in order to raise the troops' morale, following the Russians' withdrawal from combat. However, the General takes a particular liking to George's drag act, which could put a halt to proceedings...

The Country Girls

Kate and Baba blag their way into a wine-tasting and meet Eugene Gaillard.

Fleabag

The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?

Live At The Apollo

Micky Flanagan hosts the first episode of the new series of Live At The Apollo, with guests Seann Walsh and Jason Byrne.

Man At The Helm

Local handyman Charlie Bates is not on the man list but the kids are prepared to give him a shot when their mum falls for him because he looks like Frank Sinatra.

Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs in this TV edit of his 2015 show.

Round The Horne

Listeners have their say, plus a bona surprise for Julian and Sandy. Kenneth Horne hosts the last ever show.

Vintage Wine

A young-at-heart retiree reveals to his wealthy family that he has married again.

Desmond's

Sean manages to set himself up for a dinner date with a gorgeous older woman; they've not got quite the same view on the evening however, and Lee soon makes his influence unwillingly felt.

Guessable?

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Susie Dent, Nick Helm, Russell Kane and Desiree Burch into the loft to play an array of guessing games.

Beat The Internet With John Robins

John Robins hosts the new comedy quiz show where contestants try to finish sentences based on some of the internet's most popular search terms.

Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful

A repeat of this 1982 radio.

It's Your Round

Angus Deayton hosts the panel show in which the panellists devise the rounds. Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp, Sara Pascoe and Adam Hills battle it out to see who can beat each other at their own games.

Snap

Doug has a surprise for Dawn and Ray - and an even bigger one for Molly's new lodger.