Schedule Saturday 18th March 2023
6am
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Bless This House
Series 2, Episode 7 - Get Me To The Match On TimeSid's plans for the weekend are thrown into disarray when Trevor only manages to get one ticket to the crucial Liverpool/Arsenal game. Of course, he also happens to have forgotten his sister-in-law's wedding!
6am
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Guessable?
Series 1, Episode 3The regulars welcome Mark Watson, Phil Wang, Ellie Taylor and Kiri Pritchard-McLean into the loft to play an array of guessing games.
6:05am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 17 - Caterpillar WorldLloyd's plans with Abacus are ruined when he has to go on a family trip to Caterpillar World, but PB can't wait - she's finally going to find out the gory details of what happens inside a chrysalis! However, the show is not what either of them was expecting...
6:10am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 10 - Up And DownThe Twirlywoos learn about up and down when they play with a bouncy ball. Back in the Boat Peekaboo has something else for them to bounce on.
6:20am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 18 - MaggotballPB has heard that there's a blob of peanut butter on the kitchen counter, but Lloyd's supposed to be maggotsitting and can't leave - faced with the prospect of missing out on the peanut butter, Lloyd therefore concocts a plan to take his maggotsitting duties with him!
6:30am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 10 - Banana's Star AppealSupertato and Carrot help a superstar banana get his peel back from Evil Pea.
6:35am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Farmer's NephewThe Farmer is rendered incapable and replaced by a farmhand who is more interested in his mobile phone than getting the task done.
6:40am
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Bless This House
Series 3, Episode 9 - Atishoo! Atishoo! We All Fall DownSid can trust Sally and Jean to fall ill with debilitating influenza on the same day - and on Mike to be as useless as a wet paper bag! It isn't long before he's running round like a mad man: after the bread man, the milkman, the butcher, and even a heavily pregnant Betty!
6:45am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 25 - Cavern CreaturesBelow the town hall, a mysterious species of oversized hamsters may or may not exist.
6:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 44 - The Paddy Fields of ChinaThe Go Jetters swing into action when Glitch uses real landmarks for his crazy golf course.
7am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 27 - Save The DumpThe Farmer decides to build a golf course on the farm to impress the local squire. When the flock discover they'll lose their beloved dump, they need to come up with an imaginative solution to try and save it.
7:05am
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Sketchy Comedy
Episode 10A bunch of bananas, door handle, fridge and tortilla are among the items get the Sketchy treatment.
7:10am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
7:10am
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Holiday On The Buses
Third film spin-off from On The Buses. There is mayhem at a holiday camp when Stan, Jack and Blakey go to work there during the summer.
7:10am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 29 - CheesemageddonAnother 'grate' episode. It sees fanatical cheese fundamentalist Aubrey Camembear threaten to create the ultimate weapon which will turn everything to cheese.
7:20am
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Back-room Boy
Meteorologist Arthur Pilbeam finds himself stationed in a remote lighthouse, but nowhere near alone as he initially believes.
7:20am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 26 - Teacher OffMiss Mistry and Mrs Creecher clash over the best way to teach Class 3C about butterflies.
7:30am
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Wannabe
When young Kelly is selected for a new all-girl band, her pushy mother glimpses a glittering future.
7:50am
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 5Mum is still convinced Jake has a secret. Ben is determined to enter a school talent competition with an unusual double act. Then a couple of surprise callers make life more difficult than usual for the family.
7:50am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 45 - Cappadocia, TurkeyA game of hide-and-seek threatens to topple the fairy chimneys of Cappadocia in Turkey.
8:30am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
8:35am
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8:50am
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Larry Grayson: Shut That Door!
Documentary about Larry Grayson featuring previously unseen footage and extracts from his unpublished autobiography.
9am
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9:10am
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Citizen Khan
Series 5, Episode 6 - Mr Khan's NieceMr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre.
9:30am
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Whack-O!
Episode 5: When faced with a financial shortfall, Professor Jimmy Edwards' plans are scuppered unless he can find a wife.
9:50am
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Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 1Plans are being made for Shazia's forthcoming wedding to her handsome but dim fiancé Amjad. Mrs Khan's on the warpath because Mr Khan's forgotten to book the wedding venue, but it shouldn't be a problem as long as he can persuade mosque manager Dave to do him a favour...
9:55am
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Chilli RocketChilli says he's a great skateboarder, but when Supertato needs his help to catch Evil Pea, Chilli can't skateboard at all! Carrot, Chilli and Supertato create a 'chilli rocket' to defeat Evil Pea.
10:25am
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The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 3 - Our Speaker TodayBarbara offers to do Margo a favour by filling in for a speaker at one of her groups. Her talk on self-sufficiency quickly comes to the attention of Lady 'George' Truskett who asks her to do the same talk at a few other locations. This absense from home causes Tom some problems and Margo is jealous of Barbara and George's relationship.
10:25am
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Sooty
Series 3, Episode 2 - Wash 'n' WaxSooty opens a car wash and hairdressing salon. Guest starring Lisa Riley.
11am
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The Football's On
Series 10, Episode 5A humorous look at the week's football stories with Ian Stone and guests Nathan Caton and Chloe Petts.
11am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first series of the David Jason sitcom.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 20, Episode 30Presenter Holly Hamilton, The Big Issue editor Paul McNamee, sports presenter Kate Mason and comedian Josh James join Colin Murray for an hour of sporting punditry, humour and entertainment.
11:30am
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Breaking The News
Series 24, Episode 5Des Clarke is joined by Ashley Storrie, Daliso Chaponda, Marjolein Robertson and Ray Bradshaw.
11:45am
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Lloyd Of The Flies
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy.
11:55am
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Calendar Girls
Gentle comedy drama based on the true story of 11 ladies from Yorkshire who stripped off for a charity calendar.
12:30pm
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The Now Show
Series 62, Episode 1Steve Punt presents the week via topical stand-up and sketches. With guests Rhys James, Laura Lexx, Jason Forbes, Gemma Arrowsmith & Ed MacArthur.
12:30pm
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Wannabe
When young Kelly is selected for a new all-girl band, her pushy mother glimpses a glittering future.
1pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 20 - Bitz And Bob's Toy ShopBitz and Bob's junk stall sells out of everything, including Bob's robo-helmet!
1:15pm
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Dodger
Episode 4 - MudlarksChief of Police Sir Charles Rowan becomes even more antagonised by Dodger, and Charley departs for an honest life.
1:25pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 12 - Himalayan Heroes, NepalHoping to follow in his great-aunt's footsteps, Glitch enlists the help of a sceptical Foz and a friendly yak in order to find a yeti in the Himalayas. But when a snowstorm traps them in a cave on the mountainside, the rest of the Go Jetters must battle the elements to find their friends.
1:35pm
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Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 13 - Monkey Bay, ThailandGlitch's plans to open a hotel on an unspoilt beach in Thailand go horribly wrong when a group of macaque monkeys steal his Grim-o-freeze gun. It doesn't take long for the trouble to spread across Monkey Bay, so the Go Jetters leap into action to help save the beach, its tourists and Glitch himself.
1:55pm
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Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 15 - Timmy and the Super RabbitOsbourne shows the class a new super-rabbit toy, and Timmy is thrilled to be the first to play with it.
2pm
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Dodo
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy.
2pm
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Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 3 - Thanks For The MemoryHaving drunkenly revealed that he only ever slept with one woman, once, Lister decides to transfer to Rimmer's memory a full 8 months of his own - the 8 amazing months of Lise Yates.
2pm
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So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 11 - Bug BroochLily is delighted when Rob buys her a present for the first time - only it's a horrible bug-shaped brooch!
2pm
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2:30pm
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Bend It Like Beckham
The comic tale of a young Asian woman who joins the local semi-professional football team but opts not to tell her traditionalist family.
2:30pm
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Whack-O!
Episode 5: When faced with a financial shortfall, Professor Jimmy Edwards' plans are scuppered unless he can find a wife.
2:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 4 - Stasis LeakAn obscure reference in Rimmer's diary leads he, Cat and Lister down to level 16 to see if there's something termed a 'stasis leak'. Sure enough, a time portal has opened to a mere few weeks before everyone was wiped out. The trio venture forth, and Lister's determined to forgo his nerves and woo Kochanski.
3:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
3:30pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 28 - King Of The DumpSchool puts Dave on a work placement with his dad at the local dump - sucked into the mysterious world of rubbish, an old cow and a group of unruly fridges teach Dave an important lesson about recycling.
3:30pm60 min version (repeat)
Comic Relief
Episode 21 - Comic Relief 2023David Tennant is joined in the studio by Paddy McGuinness, Zoe Ball, Joel Dommett and AJ Odudu.
3:45pm
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The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 29 - Journey Into FuzzypegLil Sue asks Dave to 'pet sit' her flea Mr Grumps - when Fuzzypeg, the Spud family dog, eats the little fella, Dave must launch a rescue mission. Will he and the rest of the Spuds reach Mr Grumps before he is dissolved like food inside Fuzzypeg's tummy?
4pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
4:35pm
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Supertato
Series 1, Episode 23 - Wonder PeaEvil Pea tricks Supertato by pretending to be his sidekick and captures him instead.
4:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 11, Episode 2 - Pub QuizTo celebrate their anniversary, Lee and Lucy plan a friendly night of quizzing with Toby and Anna in the pub, but the evening is derailed when the foursome splits into rival teams.
4:45pm
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Eddie The Eagle
Win or lose, always aim high. The story of Great Britain's first ski jumper to enter the Winter Olympics.
4:55pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 19 - #Sinister MouseThere's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.
5pm
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My Family
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
5:05pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 20 - There's No Place Like GreenbackDanger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has accidentally wiped his own memory in his bid to fill London with memory-wiping gas.
5:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 11, Episode 3 - CarolWhen Lee's feckless dad, Frank, announces his engagement, Lee cannot believe that any woman would want to marry him and sets out to find out exactly what is wrong with her.
6pm
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Would I Lie To You?
A selection of three episodes of the lie-based panel game.
6:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 41 - A Royal MakeoverMr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen has. Meanwhile, his landlady, Mrs Wicket, suffers from delusions of grandeur and crowns herself Queen of the Street!
6:30pm
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Wannabe
When young Kelly is selected for a new all-girl band, her pushy mother glimpses a glittering future.
6:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 42 - Super MarrowMr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour. There is prize money at stake and a chance to get his photo in the papers. As the competition hots up, Mr Bean's gardening techniques become more inventive, unconventional and desperate.
7:15pm45 min
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 26, Episode 5 - How Far Can The Human Body Go?Prof. Brian Cox and Robin Ince talk about the science of human endurance. They are joined by evolutionary biologist Ben Garrod, biochemist Polly McGuigan, former gold medal-winning athlete Sally Gunnell, and comedian Russell Kane.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: South East Asia, Out-takes - Unseen MomentsOut-takes from the series proper.
8pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 1 - ParachuteToby organises a sponsored parachute jump to raise money for a children's ward in his hospital. Supportively, Lee, Lucy, Anna and the grandparents all agree to take part, but once airborne will everyone pluck up the courage to jump? Surely any emerging fears will be suppressed for the good of all on board, and the soon-to-be-benefiting children?
8pm
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8:30pm
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Whack-O!
Episode 5: When faced with a financial shortfall, Professor Jimmy Edwards' plans are scuppered unless he can find a wife.
8:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 2 - Holiday ShareCan Lee and Lucy's friendship with Toby and Anna survive a long weekend in a damp cottage in the New Forest?
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9pm
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Back To Life
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Daisy Haggard sitcom.
9pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the first series of the adult sitcom.
9:15pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 7, Episode 1Joining Alan Davies at the table are: actor, comedian, writer and presenter, Sue Perkins; award-winning hot shot comic, Lara Ricote; cutting edge stand-up, Jamali Maddix; and the Mancunian ray of sunshine that is Josh Jones. The conversation ricochets between revelations about nuns, nun chucks, Mexican soap royalty, hallucinogens, sun beds and foam parties...
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 3 - Facts Of LifeLee is outraged that the twins have started sex education at school and resolves to teach them everything he knows about the facts of life before Miss Anstis corrupts them.
9:45pm
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The Skewer
Series 8, Episode 6This week - PoliceMen Behaving Badly, Suella Braverman Thinks of a Number with Johnny Ball, and Gary, Gary, Gary.
9:55pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 20, Episode 4 - Liam Neeson, Mel Giedroyc, Munya Chawawa, Lady BlackbirdThe host is joined by actor Liam Neeson, actress and Unforgivable host Mel Giedroyc and quick-witted Taskmaster star and stand-up Munya Chawawa. Plus, acclaimed American singer Lady Blackbird performs in the studio.
10pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the second series of the wartime sitcom.
10pm
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John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Series 3, Episode 1This first episode of the series addresses the kind of animals that don't get sanctuaries; why the train manager needs to see the train driver; and why people literally shout at the radio?
10:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 10, Episode 3 - Facts Of LifeLee is outraged that the twins have started sex education at school and resolves to teach them everything he knows about the facts of life before Miss Anstis corrupts them.
10:30pm
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I, Regress
Series 2, Episode 1Matt Berry returns in the surreal and dark regression therapist comedy series.
10:45pm
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The In Crowd
Episode 5: Sketch show from Manchester's Comedy Store with Robin Ince, Helen Moon, Smug Roberts and Kate Ward.
10:50pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
10:50pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 5 - RelationshipsAfter the events of Norwich it becomes clear that Alistair is in love with Jean instead of Judith. He also asks for more rewrites, so Lionel checks back into the hotel and seeks Sandy's services once more. As he struggles, Jean arrives and offers to lend a hand.
10:55pm
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Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 8Matt Lucas and Elis James are joined by Russell Howard and Roman Kemp.
11pm
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Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 5 - There's Strength In ArchesIt's finally time for Greg Davies to present his trophy to the overall champion. But before that, there's still time for more ridiculous task attempts, including Richard Osman doing something appalling with a shopping trolley.
11pm
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Jerk
Series 3, Episode 1Tim lands himself a role as an extra in a period biopic about a famous disabled musician. When some campaigners kick up a fuss about the star lead - James Norton - not being disabled, Tim is recast as the lead in a knee-jerk reaction to avoid media backlash.
11pm
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Extinction Compendium
Enviro-comedy. The topic... Plastic. Scourge of the planet, or synthetic scapegoat?
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 2Guest captain Lee Mack and Catherine Tate go up against Sean Lock and Miles Jupp. John Cooper Clarke joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent.
11:25pm
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Jerk
Series 3, Episode 2Tim falls foul of the local drug dealer after accidentally walking off with a load of her weed.
11:30pm
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Will Smith's Mid-life Crisis Management
Episode 4Will enlists the help of explorer Rebecca to try to become more adventurous, but has trouble venturing out of his front door because of his strange neighbour.
11:45pm
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Coupling
Series 3, Episode 7 - Perhaps, Perhaps, PerhapsAfter the dinner party, Patrick hasn't called and Sally's going crazy - and now fears she's fallen pregnant. Recruiting Susan and Jane as control subjects, one test is positive, but Sally's lost track of whose is whose.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 62, Episode 4Bill Bailey presents Episode 4. Joining him on the panel are comedian Fin Taylor and Labour MP Dawn Butler. Plus a special cameo appearance from Zoom sensation Jackie Weaver of the Handforth Parish Council.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 3Guest captain David Walliams and Jessica Hynes go up against Jon Richardson and Rhod Gilbert. Meanwhile Sam Simmons is in Dictionary Corner.
12:25am
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Coupling
Series 4, Episode 2 - NightlinesSteve's subconscious is giving him nightmares over the Susan's pregnancy. Meanwhile, Sally is horrified to learn Patrick sometimes thinks of cars during sex. A rather long phonecall ensues, and some uncomfortable truths come out for all.
12:40am
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Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 6The team reunite to record a triumphant last show, but there are surprises still in store for Sophie.
1am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 4 - Ross NobleJack Dee presents some top stand-up comedy, with guest comic Ross Noble.
1am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 3, Episode 5Host Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Mat Ewins, Sara Barron and Reginald D Hunter, who compete to deliver the best lecture. Mat's lecture is 'The Challenged Facing Western Democracies In The 21st Century', Sara's is 'Measuring What Makes Life Worthwhile' and Reginald's is 'On the Origin of Stereotypes'.
1:05am
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Back To Life
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Daisy Haggard sitcom.
1:35am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the first series of the adult sitcom.
1:40am
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Code 404
Series 3, Episode 5Finally, Chalmers, the former Police Commissioner who has plagued Major since the day he was reanimated, faces trial. While Major's busy testifying, Carver's running out of time to decipher the latest clue and save the killer's next target.
1:40am
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Comedians Giving Lectures
Series 3, Episode 6Sara Pascoe is joined by comedians Paul Sinha, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Tim Renkow, who compete to deliver the best lecture. Paul's lecture is 'The Art Of Quizzing', Kiri's is 'Everyday Sexism' and Tim's is 'How To Teach Kids About Taboo Topics'.
2am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 20Comedian Al Murray hosts teams from across the UK in a traditional British pub quiz. Which of these contenders will be the ultimate pub quiz team?
2:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 11, Episode 1 - Small PackageWhen Lee accidentally opens a package for one of his neighbours and sees what is inside, the simple task of uniting the package with its rightful owner proves to be impossible.
2:30am
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Wannabe
When young Kelly is selected for a new all-girl band, her pushy mother glimpses a glittering future.
2:50am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 4, Episode 6 - The End of the AffairComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
2:50am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinterIt's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.
3am
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Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 1Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains Phill Jupitus and Kerry Godliman, oversees the battle between The George from Lancaster and The Pavilion End from London.
3:30am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
3:45am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 7There's a big difference between this week's couple: 6'1" Alex slid into 4'10" Amber's DMs four years ago. Although the couple has relationship longevity, Amber is described to have had "more exes than hot dinners" so there may be trouble in paradise.
4am
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4:05am
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Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 8This week's couple Lizzie and Patrick have an interesting dynamic - Lizzie moved to London and claims to be a 'stay at home mum' to her dog. Despite being dubbed a 'gold digger' after 'anyone with a wallet', she's endearing and the pair are good sports.
4:30am
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Whack-O!
Episode 5: When faced with a financial shortfall, Professor Jimmy Edwards' plans are scuppered unless he can find a wife.