Schedule Monday 13th February 2023

OnlyFans Creative Fund: Comedy Edition
Episode 3 - Keep Calm And Suffer OnThe comedians still left in the competition must write a five-minute set on sex and relationships... which they later discover is for a group of pensioners enjoying a buffet lunch.

Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 3 - Front Page StoryMr. Humphries is made founding editor of the Grace Bros. staff newspaper, and his colleagues pressure him to investigate why they didn't get the £600 bonus promised to them.

Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 8 - Mother Honks Her HornPhil Wang makes sure his outstanding outfit leaves even less to the imagination that it did before, Jessica Knappett demonstrates her mastery of a child's percussion instrument and James Acaster's dream comes true.

The Ministry Of Happiness
Episode 2Lord Reith has put his trust in Arthur Corbett-Smith to head up his new network, but Corbett-Smith has his own ideas about what a Welsh network should be. Warmer and less formal than its London counterpart, the station quickly builds a loyal audience. Where London broadcasts the news in black tie, the studio at 5WA is so hot that the orchestra are performing wearing only vests. But will Egg Week turn out to be more than they can handle?

Just A Minute
Series 90, Episode 8 - The Day I Cut My Fringe, Rap Battles And Prawn CocktailSue Perkins challenges Gyles Brandreth, Lucy Porter, Ria Lina and Rhys James to speak for 60 seconds without repetition, deviation or hesitation.

Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 6 - Room At The BottomMainwaring is shocked to learn that he is not a captain but a lieutenant. Things get even worse when he learns later on that he has no rank at all, and ends up as a private.

Zen Motoring
Episode 1 - Scooter BoysEx Battle-Rapper Ogmios gives his guide to being a Zen Driver, mystical roundabouts, light-creepers, and Scooter-boys.

Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 7 - Big GunsThe platoon are given some extra fire power when they get a large naval gun. Now it is just a matter of learning how to fire it, and removing anything that can be used as cover by the Germans.

Room 101
Series 5, Episode 1 - Aisling Bea, David Tennant, Trevor McDonaldComedian Aisling Bea, Doctor Who star David Tennant and newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald attempt to cast David's South African accent, lateness, and pigeons on the front page into the Orwellian chamber.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 6 - Three Men, A Woman And A BabyThe time has finally arrived for Raquel to give birth to "Son of Del", and Rodney is convinced that evil forces are afoot.

Agatha Raisin
Series 3, Episode 7 - As The Pig Turns - Part 1After a turbulent few weeks with setbacks aplenty, Agatha is determined to move on with her life and put the past firmly behind her. However, her plans are quickly derailed when a gruesome discovery of a dismembered torso at the Winter Fayre hog roast leaves all of Carsely fearing for their safety.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 11, Christmas Special - Would I Lie To You At Christmas?David Mitchell is joined by Henry Blofeld and Kerry Howard, while Lee Mack is joined by Reverend Richard Coles and Clive Myrie.

Agatha Raisin
Series 3, Episode 8 - As The Pig Turns - Part 2A gruesome discovery of a dismembered torso at the Winter Fayre hog roast continues to leaves all of Carsely fearing for their safety.

QI
Series O, Episode 7 - OppositesFind out how to sort the sheep from the goats, discover the opposite of Tarzan, and meet the telescope that points straight through the Earth. With Jimmy Carr, Colin Lane and Sara Pascoe.

Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?

Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.

Funny Woman
Series 1, Episode 1It's 1964 and Blackpool factory worker Barbara Parker sets off for London on a mission to reinvent herself and find her voice in the male-dominated world of the sitcom.

QI
Series T, Episode 13 - TubularSandi Toksvig takes a look at tubes and tubas with Bridget Christie, Sara Pascoe, Deborah Frances-White and series regular Alan Davies.

Have I Got News For You
Series 60, Episode 10Romesh Ranganathan hosts, with artist Grayson Perry and broadcaster Alice Levine joining regular team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

Everyone Else Burns
Series 1, Episode 5David takes Aaron to a caravan for some father-son bonding, but there's no electricity and the only running water is leaking through the ceiling. Fiona hosts a girls' night.

Buffering
Series 2, Episode 3 - Parental Approval NeededIain tries to impress his dad by pitching an idea for a ground-breaking primetime TV show to the new commissioner, with the help of Finn and Rosie. Meanwhile, Ashely suspects Greg's got a new girlfriend so enlists Thalia to discover who she is.

Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 4 - Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe, Nathan CatonJon Richardson presents special guests Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton.

Bad Education
Series 4, Episode 5 - Glow UpStephen is desperate to get rid of Mitchell who has moved in after his girlfriend threw him out. So Class K and Stephen give Mitchell a glow up in the hope she'll take him back.

Fantasy Football League
Series 1 - Part B, Episode 3This week's celebrity guest managers are Arsenal fan Roman Kemp and Newcastle supporter Gabby Logan.

Taskmaster
Series 9, Episode 1 - Join Our CultGreg Davies is the Taskmaster and he is back for a glorious ninth series of the show that bears his grand title. In one hand he brandishes his sparkling golden face-trophy, in the other sits Little Alex Horne, his ever-popular personal secretary. This season's brand new high-class hopefuls are: David Baddiel, Ed Gamble, Jo Brand, Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo.

French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 3Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay homage to Swedish film-maker Ingmar Bergman and American rock band Guns N' Roses.

A League Of Their Own
Road Trip: Dingle To Dover, Highlights Special - Best OfRevisit the best moments of Jamie and Freddie's epic road trip as we tie off the series with a collection of highlights from their latest adventure.

Jon & Lucy's Odd Couples
Episode 5TV presenter Ore Oduba and his wife Portia take on comedian couple Harriet Kemsley and Bobby Mair. Can they pack a car without having an argument? And just how well do the couples know each other in the wardrobe department?

Mock The Week
Series 19, Episode 10Dara O Briain hosts as Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Milton Jones and Maisie Adam join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look back on the latest events in news and politics.