Schedule Wednesday 25th January 2023

Bob's Your Uncle
Comedy following the adventures of enthusiastic members of the Home Guard.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 3 - Happy Birthday Timmy!It's Timmy's birthday and the flock throw a party for him. At first he's delighted by all the attention; but when the flock become distracted and he's left with no-one to play with, he decides to entertain himself.

Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 5 - Squawkenbard Kingcluck BrunelWhen King Kong Brunel suggests that the Professor's success is all due to her privileged life as Danger Agency lab technician with scientist parents, an irked Squawk uses Brunel's Cow Trainer to swap bodies with him in order to show that she could be just as successful in his shoes.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 2 - The P FactorPieface is secretly doing chores for Walter, hoping to help Dennis save up some cash.

The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 1 - The NudeSonny is commissioned by an attractive new neighbour to paint a nude portrait of her as a gift for her husband's upcoming birthday.

Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 38 - Crabbie SpindlesWhen a crab spider parachutes into his life, Lloyd calls her Crabbie Spindles and decides to raise her as a vegetarian and single-handedly change fly-spider relationships forever! However, it becomes clear that Lloyd's bitten off more than he can chew...

Women Talking About Cars
Series 1, Episode 2 - Olivia ColmanOlivia Colman reveals the nickname of her beloved Morris Minor, and answers that crucial question for any award-winning actress: "What are you driving these days?"

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 31 - Loch Ness, ScotlandThe Go Jetters visit Loch Ness in Scotland. But when Glitch arrives, things soon go from Nessie to messy.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 20 - Krustee SlothAnna and Dave are building a toy sloth from the parts given away free with every Bran Cran Krustee cereal box - when finally complete, their toy ends up bigger than Grimsby Heights, and Dave and Anna must find a way to keep it under control.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 1 - Have NotsAfter a disastrous job interview where she reveals her lack of a superpower, Jen seeks solace in regular hook up and fly boy, Luke. Taking in a stray cat, he's christened Jizzlord after an unfortunate incident. Flatmates Carrie and Kash are mugged, inciting Kash to form a gang of vigilantes. Lack of money makes Jen realise she will have to discover her power by herself.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 2 - Magic BulletsThe gang attempt to draw out Jen's power by manufacturing stressful situations. Carrie tries taking her to the dentist, but it fails when Jen receives a dose of Valium. Kash goes for a more dramatic approach and kidnaps Jen which backfires and they are forced to call upon a smug Andy to help out. Jizzlord transforms into a man but no one is there to see before he shifts back again.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dead End JobsKash sends a semi-feral Jizzlord outside whilst he assembles his vigilante group. A slick record executive invites Carrie to channel a dubious dead musician. It could be a huge money-making scheme but nervous, she calls Jen who sees the opportunity for career fulfilment. When Kash's vigilante meeting proves to be a muddled disaster, he is surprised when it's Jizzlord who comes to his rescue.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 4 - Pet ProjectJen and Jizzlord follow an emotional rollercoaster of leads and dead ends. A trip to the vet seems promising, where they encounter an old friend from Jizzlord's cat days. As the trail grows cold, Jizzlord worries he may not like the human he was. Carrie's frustration grows, and she considers getting in touch with Gordon to utilise his power, but worries it would be dangerously close to cheating.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Jen ShowJen is dragged back to her old school for Andy's prize-giving, who is receiving the top prize. Carrie has been invited to speak. A brush with their old school bully, now teacher, Rebecca, forces Carrie to revaluate old moments with Jen. At home, Jizzlord tries to comfort a despondent Kash, crushed by his failure. Jen uncovers Andy's secrets but her plan for humiliation hurts Carrie as much as Andy.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Real Power Is The Friends We MadeA power clinic waiting room provides Jen with a new friend for a while, leading to a night of drunken debauchery. However, Hannah's resolve is weaker than believed, and the friendship is short-lived. Carrie marks out her territory around the flat, labelling all of her possessions. Jizzlord is forced to mediate between the girls. Kash begins the arduous process of apologising to his old group.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Merry MonarchJen and Jizzlord turn to his cat days as a source of money, by entering a shape shifted Jizzlord in to a cat show. The performance doesn't go to plan, but wows the audience. Carrie becomes infatuated by a deceased royal who is quite the charmer. Kash struggles to prioritise Carrie when he returns to the vigilantes. His obsession is exacerbated by the emergence of a rival group.

Extraordinary
Series 1, Episode 8 - Surprise!Kash decides to throw Carrie a spontaneous party, trying to salvage their relationship. His powers come in handy when his mission becomes avoidance. Jen's love life becomes complicated, with all her options in the same place, she struggles to be decisive and resist temptation. Jen and Mary come to a greater understanding of each other, while an old friend offers Jen a chance at the clinic.

Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SheikhAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

George & Mildred
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Twenty Six Year ItchIt's almost Christmas, and Ann's off to visit her mother with the children. Jeffrey, meanwhile, has been invited to give a speech at a formal dinner during her absence, and down at the pub, George gets chatting to a temporary barmaid...

Danny & Mick
Series 5, Episode 8 - No Sweat!With Joy having been let down by the builders, Danny and Mick step up and offer to build the leisure centre's new sauna themselves. But can they follow flat-pack instructions? And will their antics get Joy hot and bothered!

Horrible Histories
Series 7, Highlights Special - Savage Songs SpecialRattus attempts to put together his own festival (the delightfully named Glastonsmelly).

Flying The Flag
Series 3, Episode 2 - Our Own CorrespondentWith the press on the prowl, Ambassador Mackenzie's memoirs spark Embassy havoc.

Justin's House
Series 5, Episode 18 - Robert's Home MoviesOnly in Justin Town could it be sunny, snowy and rain slime all in one day, so Justin, Robert and Little Monster stay in and enjoy Robert's new setting, 'home movie mode'!

My Hero
Series 3, Episode 6 - Shock, Horror!Baby Ollie has a temperature so George, instead of concentrating on saving the world, keeps zooming back to the flat to check on the baby. But all this dashing about is making George careless and it's not too long before an unscrupulous journalist takes advantage of the situation and obtains pictures of George in his Thermoman guise... Suddenly it's all over the papers that Janet is having an affair with Thermoman.

On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 1 - First AidStan fibs his way past the First Aid test but how will he cope with a real emergency?

It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 1Rachel Johnson, Desmond Lynam and Mark Steel nominate one of their nearest and dearest to answer a selection of questions. Renowned film director and food critic Michael Winner is this week's special guest.

Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 3 - Do You Take This Man?Mrs. Slocombe's getting married, and her rich American uncle's coming in for the ceremony. However, there's a small problem when the groom doesn't show up...

Danny & Mick
Series 4, Episode 3 - April FoolersApril Fool's day at the leisure centre can only mean one thing - more pranks than normal! Sharon tries to ban them, but there is a mystery pranker whose identity not even Danny knows. Meanwhile, Mick has his own idea of what an April fool is.

Tales From The Tower
Episode 4, One Good Turn: Bob observes one of Blackpool's leading acts struggling to set up equipment for the evening's performance.

Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 4 - More About NoisyThe Twirlywoos visit a house where a parrot lives. The parrot is very noisy.

Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.

Minder
Series 5, Episode 1 - Goodbye SailorArthur lines up a deal to supply cheap tobacco and persuades Terry to collect it, convincing him that it's an easy job. But Terry has his doubts when he and Arthur are all at sea with Customs and Excise in pursuit.

Sooty
Series 1, Episode 1 - The WeddingRichard has been acting strangely all week, and Sooty and the gang are convinced he is getting married. But they have not been invited! With the wedding only a day away, can Sooty and Sweep keep out of mischief and give Richard a day to remember?

Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 12A Victorian woman books a ticket on a very odd railway, a modern patient is (mis)treated by a Roman dentist, Alfred the Great pitches a movie about his life, and a Greek geek competes on Historical Mastermind.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 1 - By The Magnificent Thighs Of Ernie BurnistonCompo is coming to terms with being less agile than he used to be - until he sees old Ernie cycling past.

Mr Bean
A selection of three episodes from the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 38 - Little Fluffy CloudDave and Anna nurse a poorly polluted cloud back to health and teach it how to fly again.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 39 - Spud IslandThe Spuds have a surprising day out when the lift in their tower block home at Grimsby Heights delivers them to a desert island instead of the ground floor.

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.

Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 30 - A Fistful Of PenfoldsThe danger agents are at Squawk's super secret wild-west testing facility, home to a society of Penbots, robots who have a rather familiar face.

Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 2 - Waffle At The KennelsWaffle is staying at Angela's kennels while the Brooklyn-Bells are on holiday.

Women Talking About Cars
Series 1, Episode 2 - Olivia ColmanOlivia Colman reveals the nickname of her beloved Morris Minor, and answers that crucial question for any award-winning actress: "What are you driving these days?"

My Hero
Series 3, Episode 6 - Shock, Horror!Baby Ollie has a temperature so George, instead of concentrating on saving the world, keeps zooming back to the flat to check on the baby. But all this dashing about is making George careless and it's not too long before an unscrupulous journalist takes advantage of the situation and obtains pictures of George in his Thermoman guise... Suddenly it's all over the papers that Janet is having an affair with Thermoman.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 51 - Bash Streets Back, Alright!On the first day of a new school year, Dennis and the gang imagine all the things that might be new and unfamiliar at Bash Street School. By the time they reach the front gates, they are all expecting the worst.

Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SheikhAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 2 - Museum PieceThe LDV are short of weapons, so Captain Mainwaring marches on the Museum of Historic Army Weapons, recently closed for the duration. There is an obstacle however; the museum's elderly caretaker, who just happens to be Jones's father.

Flying The Flag
Series 3, Episode 2 - Our Own CorrespondentWith the press on the prowl, Ambassador Mackenzie's memoirs spark Embassy havoc.

Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.

It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 1Rachel Johnson, Desmond Lynam and Mark Steel nominate one of their nearest and dearest to answer a selection of questions. Renowned film director and food critic Michael Winner is this week's special guest.

Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 28 - Go Jet Academy: RainbowGrandmaster Glitch tries to make his own rainbow but creates a huge rain storm instead.

Tales From The Tower
Episode 4, One Good Turn: Bob observes one of Blackpool's leading acts struggling to set up equipment for the evening's performance.

Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 3 - Do You Take This Man?Mrs. Slocombe's getting married, and her rich American uncle's coming in for the ceremony. However, there's a small problem when the groom doesn't show up...

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 1 - By The Magnificent Thighs Of Ernie BurnistonCompo is coming to terms with being less agile than he used to be - until he sees old Ernie cycling past.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 46 - Agent 58It's Crimicon - the Annual Criminal world convention - and DM and Penfold are joined by a brand new secret agent to stop Isambard Brunel from selling a potentially catastrophic custard bomb doomsday weapon.

Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 18 - The Shadow PlayIt's bedtime for Timmy but he's overtired and his Mum can't get him to sleep. Nothing seems to calm him until Shaun accidentally makes a shadow puppet on the wall. They put on a puppet show to help Timmy get to sleep. As the drama unfolds the audience see more than they bargained for.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 14, Episode 2 - Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like ThatCompo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 6The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?

Supertato
Series 1, Episode 19 - Hiccup HavocSupertato harnesses the power of his hiccups to save Tato Tower from Evil Pea's jam attack.

Minder
Series 5, Episode 2 - What Makes Shamy Run?Dave at the Winchester Arms points out that the banknotes given to Arthur by Shamy to pay off his debts are in fact forgeries.

Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 31 - Loch Ness, ScotlandThe Go Jetters visit Loch Ness in Scotland. But when Glitch arrives, things soon go from Nessie to messy.

Lloyd Of The Flies
Episode 38 - Crabbie SpindlesWhen a crab spider parachutes into his life, Lloyd calls her Crabbie Spindles and decides to raise her as a vegetarian and single-handedly change fly-spider relationships forever! However, it becomes clear that Lloyd's bitten off more than he can chew...

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 21 - Cheer GrimsbyDave and his friends are enlisted as cheerleaders for their school sports team - with the help of Gran, they are going to put on the best - and only - cheer performance their Grimsby school has ever seen...

Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.

As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 1 - The StalkerSandy seems to have been followed home from the station by a strange man for a few nights. When Lionel leaves the house ready to confront him, Jean panics and calls in Alistair's help lest it happen again.

Women Talking About Cars
Series 1, Episode 2 - Olivia ColmanOlivia Colman reveals the nickname of her beloved Morris Minor, and answers that crucial question for any award-winning actress: "What are you driving these days?"

Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 5 - Heir ApparentOld Mr. Grace is struck with memories when he sees a photo of Mr. Humphries' mother. Could the young salesman be his long-lost son and natural heir to the store?

Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Episode 3 - Do You Take This Man?Mrs. Slocombe's getting married, and her rich American uncle's coming in for the ceremony. However, there's a small problem when the groom doesn't show up...

Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 5 - H.As the series nears the halfway point, the five comic contestants grow ever more eager to lay their hands on the coveted Taskmaster trophy. Asim Chaudhry has fun with drain pipes, Tim Vine gets stuck in a tunnel and, dissatisfied with his charge's performance, Greg Davies gives Alex Horne a sharp telling off in front of everyone.

Lagging
Series 2, Episode 3 - Cringe DadSol's Dad loses a fight with a tree on the SMoRCle livestream, and the internet goes wild for it. Meanwhile, Cedric blows up when his gift to Ray goes missing.

Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SheikhAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Conversations From A Long Marriage
Series 2, Episode 4 - If You Go AwayJoanna has a health scare and worries that she has not lived a life of achievement and will never have a blue plaque, or win a Booker Prize. Then they both receive very sad news.

Flying The Flag
Series 3, Episode 2 - Our Own CorrespondentWith the press on the prowl, Ambassador Mackenzie's memoirs spark Embassy havoc.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 2 - The RAF ReunionA forthcoming RAF reunion causes Frank to have difficulties sleeping.

Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 2 - Museum PieceThe LDV are short of weapons, so Captain Mainwaring marches on the Museum of Historic Army Weapons, recently closed for the duration. There is an obstacle however; the museum's elderly caretaker, who just happens to be Jones's father.

Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 4, Episode 3 - JubileeFoggy wants to do something for the Royal Jubilee. This simple wish means enlisting the support of Compo and Clegg, and offering their services to the vicar - but things do not quite go to plan.

Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 3 - Command DecisionWith still no sign of real weapons, morale in the platoon has hit rock bottom. A proposal from a local landowner offers some hope, but will Mainwaring be willing to hand over command to desert veteran Colonel Square?

Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 1With Romesh Ranganathan, Martin Kemp, Mel Giedroyc and David Haye.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 32 - MagpieWhen nursing an injured magpie in his room, Mr Bean makes the discovery that magpies steal things that sparkle. When the police arrive to investigate the theft of his landlady's jewellery, it is not just Mr Bean who needs to take flight.

Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 33 - Cat SittingWhen his landlady is involved in an accident, Mr Bean is left to care for her vicious cat Scrapper.

Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 6The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?

Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 3 - Sean Lock and Jason ManfordStand-up comedy from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford.

Hold The Front Page
Series 1, Episode 4 - Farming LifeNish Kumar and Josh Widdicombe head to Northern Ireland to work for Farming Life, reporting on an agricultural show and trying to get an interview with Line Of Duty's Adrian Dunbar.

Bottom
Series 1, Episode 3 - ContestWith only 30 pence between them for the next two months and opposing ideas of what's best to watch on television, Eddie and Richie have a somewhat argumentative evening.

Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 6 - DatingAs Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend.

Guessable?
Series 4, Episode 1 - The Return Of The FlyNick Helm, Harriet Kemsley, Michael Dapaah and Helen Bauer join Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and John Kearns to identify famous names or objects.

Have I Got News For You
Series 57, Episode 7Comedian Rhod Gilbert guest presents. Fellow comedian Tom Allen & broadcaster Emma Barnett appear as panellists alongside team captains Ian Hislop & Paul Merton.

Conversations From A Long Marriage
Series 2, Episode 3 - Heartbreak HotelJoanna and Roger reminisce about their own wedding, 40 years ago, as they arrive at a country hotel, where Roger is best man for their friend, Peter's, second marriage.

The Stand Up Sketch Show
Series 4, Episode 2Routines by comedians including Dane Baptiste, Bobby Mair, Sikisa, Larry Dean, Russell Kane, Jayde Adams, Travis Jay and Seann Walsh are reconstructed as sketches.

Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better
Series 1, Episode 4 - EnvyMark Watson sets out on his quest to free us from The Seven Deadly Sins with stand-up comedy. This week: Envy.

Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 2 - Jack Dee, Seann Walsh, Milton JonesJack Dee is joined by special guests Seann Walsh and Milton Jones.

Brassic
Series 1, Episode 4Scrambling to pay back gangster Terence McCann, Vinnie and the lads accept some fast cash from a disgruntled housewife who hires them to kill her ex-husband's prized koi carp collection.

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 4, Episode 3Laura Whitmore, Robert Peston and Jamali Maddix reflect on their teenage years, with one revealing they kept an earnest diary and one modelling some of their fashion disasters.

Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 8 - Mother Honks Her HornPhil Wang makes sure his outstanding outfit leaves even less to the imagination that it did before, Jessica Knappett demonstrates her mastery of a child's percussion instrument and James Acaster's dream comes true.

What's The Story, Ashley Storrie?
Series 1, Episode 4 - It's Life Jim... But Not As We Know It, Or He Said My NameAshley's obsession for films and musicals serves her well as she enters the workforce, leading thousands of children in song and blonde wigs. Her neuro-diversity diagnosis is welcomed and, just like her father, understanding her place on the spectrum opens up new horizons.

Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea
Series 3, Special - Burns NightThere is great excitement in the Glen as Hamish and Dougal propose their first ever Burns Night - a foreign tradition they plan to import to Scotland.

Darren Harriott: Black Label
Series 1: Black Label, Episode 4 - BrummieDarren talks about his experiences as a 'Brummie" and his life growing up in Birmingham.

Bad Education
Series 4, Episode 2 - WhodunnitStephen is determined to find out who snitched on him about Class K's trip to a drag brunch. Meanwhile Fraser mistakes an Ofsted inspector for a Taskrabbit.

Cutler The Lax
Episode 2The Scottish poet, songwriter and humorist entertains with surreal vignettes.

Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 2 - DeathEdina's father is dead, but is it art? Struggling to grasp the concept of mourning, Edina begins to worry about her own mortality, prompting a lavish spending spree. Meanwhile, Gran and Saffron make funeral arrangements while Edina and Patsy, drunk, finally decide to attend.

QI
Series T, Episode 10 - Telling TailsSandi Toksvig talks about tails - and tales, with Rob Beckett, Daliso Chaponda, Sarah Millican and series regular Alan Davies.

I, Regress
Series 1, Episode 1Karen House-Water visits Dr Berry to treat her fear of water, and finds that the cure can sometimes be worse than the disease - via mermaids, the Titanic, and talking dolphins.

The Family Pile
Episode 2 - The Secrets Of The ShedClearing out their father's shed, Nicole and Ursula uncover his guilty secret, but they may not be able to keep it from the others for very long. Meanwhile, Gaynor and Greg are on the run from sea fowl, and Connor pays tribute to his grandfather.

The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 4Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Papua New Guinea, sainthood, and a lonely monkey brought home by a zookeeper.

Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 9Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker, Ed Gamble and Mark Simmons and regular panellist Hugh Dennis. As usual, stand-up and improvisation are the name of the game as the contestants try to get one up on one another.

Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 3 - MoroccoIn Marrakech for a photo shoot, Edina and Patsy look forward to a jaunt full of sex, drugs and shopping. When Saffron disappears into slavery temporarily, however, the two become lost in the desert.

Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 6, Episode 2Much-loved TV star Alison Hammond bravely hands over her phone to play Send to All, footballing legend Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a very special Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, multi-platinum selling singing sensation George Ezra performs his latest hit single Sweetest Human Being Alive and there's an outstanding performance from the Unexpected Star of the Show filmed.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 2 - The RAF ReunionA forthcoming RAF reunion causes Frank to have difficulties sleeping.

Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 2With Bob Mortimer, Nadiya Hussain, Diane Morgan and Michael Smiley.

French And Saunders
Series 5, Episode 2Targets tonight include Mel Gibson's film Braveheart, the luxurious lifestyle enjoyed by Jackie Onassis, and singer Bjork. With guest Patsy Kensit.

As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 1 - The StalkerSandy seems to have been followed home from the station by a strange man for a few nights. When Lionel leaves the house ready to confront him, Jean panics and calls in Alistair's help lest it happen again.

Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 3, Episode 1 - Jamie Laing & Judi LoveReturn of the comedy chat show in which the host takes famous faces shopping, beginning with reality star Jamie Laing and comedian Judi Love.

French And Saunders
Series 5, Episode 3Tonight homage is paid to the film director Federico Fellini and indie group the Cranberries. With special appearances from Kate Moss, Sue Barker and Felicity Kendal.

Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 6, Episode 2Much-loved TV star Alison Hammond bravely hands over her phone to play Send to All, footballing legend Peter Crouch is rudely awakened for a very special Midnight Gameshow in Portugal, multi-platinum selling singing sensation George Ezra performs his latest hit single Sweetest Human Being Alive and there's an outstanding performance from the Unexpected Star of the Show filmed.

Minder
Series 4, Episode 11 - A Well Fashioned Fit UpArthur's sortie into haute couture lacks the glamour he anticipated when he, and not Terry, ends up minding the frocks.

Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 3 - The StingLovejoy decides that one double-cross deserves another as he comes to the rescue of a pretty girl in trouble and indulges Charlie Gimbert's passion for jade.

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 3, Episode 3Rhod is joined by Jim Moir, Lorraine Kelly and Kae Kurd as they travel back in time. Discover who had erotic fantasies about Star Trek and who was a teenage criminal.

CelebAbility
Series 2, Episode 3This week's celebrities are Charlotte Crosby, Adam Gemili, Vick Hope, Chris Hughes and Bobby Norris.

The Fosters
Series 2, Episode 1 - The NudeSonny is commissioned by an attractive new neighbour to paint a nude portrait of her as a gift for her husband's upcoming birthday.

Not Going Out
Series 7, Episode 8 - PlaneFlying off on a summer holiday, Lucy and Daisy endure the worst flight of their lives when Lee gets a bad case of the jitters on the plane.

Women Talking About Cars
Series 1, Episode 2 - Olivia ColmanOlivia Colman reveals the nickname of her beloved Morris Minor, and answers that crucial question for any award-winning actress: "What are you driving these days?"

Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 6 - DatingAs Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend.

Channel Hopping With Jon Richardson
Series 2, Episode 6Jon gives his take on the world's wildest TV, with Suzi Ruffell and Judi Love. Featuring US reality show Best Funeral Ever, Suzi's TV obsession, and a televisual trip to Egypt.

Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SheikhAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

The Island
Episode 3It's time for the comedians to design their flag, choose a house band and make one thing free to all their islanders.

Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 2 - DeathEdina's father is dead, but is it art? Struggling to grasp the concept of mourning, Edina begins to worry about her own mortality, prompting a lavish spending spree. Meanwhile, Gran and Saffron make funeral arrangements while Edina and Patsy, drunk, finally decide to attend.

Flying The Flag
Series 3, Episode 2 - Our Own CorrespondentWith the press on the prowl, Ambassador Mackenzie's memoirs spark Embassy havoc.

It's Not What You Know
Series 1, Episode 1Rachel Johnson, Desmond Lynam and Mark Steel nominate one of their nearest and dearest to answer a selection of questions. Renowned film director and food critic Michael Winner is this week's special guest.

Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 7Celebrity Big Brother contestant and ex-professional footballer Jermaine Pennant is next up on the sofa with glamour model wife, Alice Goodwin. The pair will be facing some difficult questions from Jimmy and Katherine as they try and win thousands for charity.

Tales From The Tower
Episode 4, One Good Turn: Bob observes one of Blackpool's leading acts struggling to set up equipment for the evening's performance.

Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 8Ryan and Simi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.