Schedule Saturday 1st October 2022

That's My Boy

When Ida spots an advertisement in the newspaper classifieds trying to trace her as a will's beneficiary, she begins to wonder what it could be.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are chased this way and that way when they encounter a dog in a park. When the Tea Machine starts acting strangely Toodloo has to run back and forth across the Boat to keep up.

Go Jetters

After hearing about how the Monument to the Equator in Ciudad Mitad del Mundo is in the wrong location, Glitch and his Glitchbots pretend to be the Go Jetters and move the monument onto the equator. But when things start to go wrong, Glitch must learn that some glitches are fine the way they are.

Go Jetters

Glitch's plans to help Tala discover facts about Africa go wrong when they are stranded in different parts of the continent. It's up to the Go Jetters to save them from the jungles of Congo and a hippo-infested river.

Go Jetters

Glitch's hopes of winning a solar-powered race across the Australian outback are foiled when he crashes the Glitchster in the middle of the night. With the solar battery dead, he and Kyan are stranded with no water and no way out. It's up to the Go Jetters to find them and save the day.

Shaun The Sheep

Wet concrete prompts Shaun and pals to create their very own Walk of Fame. Can Bitzer keep the concrete clean?

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse and Jeopardy Mouse find themselves stranded on a far-flung planet inhabited by Fly People.

Lovejoy

A selection of episodes from the second series of the Ian McShane comedy.

Desmond's

Porkpie makes his opposition to the Channel Tunnel known when the required rail link looks set to mean the demolition of his flat. Gloria, meanwhile, has the results of her exams in hand.

Shaun The Sheep

Bitzer goes to extremes to keep the Farmer's new shoes clean.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse and Baron von Greenback are forced to unite when their paths collide over the kidnapping of the Queen of Goldlandia and her daughter, Delilah.

Desmond's

When Shirl's friend Beverley is attacked in the street, the girls enlist the help of a local martial arts teacher to give them a self-defence class.

Go Jetters

When Tala bases her class project on her uncle's travels, the Go Jetters swing into action and help Grandmaster Glitch take his own souvenir selfies across the continent of Europe.

Citizen Khan

Mr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis dresses Gnasher up as a rare breed of animal which he says is nesting in Bash Street School, hoping to get the school shut down on the day of a daunting and difficult test.

The Break

Andy and Jeff clash with The Mayor as a missing sweet shop sets off a tale of kompromat, corruption and coastal erosion.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz, Bob and Bevel are racing across the desert in a steam train to deliver ice cream for the opening of Purl's ice cream parlour.

Citizen Khan

Mrs Khan's mother is staying with the family. But Mr Khan's big opportunity to hobnob with the bigwigs of the Sparkhill Business Association is threatened when he has to take his mother-in-law on a shopping trip - one that she will never forget.

Miranda

Miranda's recent experience in the graveyard gets her thinking. This week she starts to worry what her life is all about and what people would say at her funeral.

Miranda

There's a new girl on the scene this week and Miranda and Stevie find it tough going to keep up with her youthful energy and frenetic lifestyle.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave is given a bulb to grow. Popping it in his lunch box, it isn't long before he discovers it's partial to Betty's sandwiches.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch makes popcorn in Mount Etna, blocking the volcano and endangering the farms on its slopes.

The Goon Show

Professor Ned Quatermass unravels a mystery around some enigmatic blue serge suits.

Lloyd Of The Flies

A selection of episodes from the first series.

Sooty

Sooty's time machine accidentally transports the gang back to the land of the dinosaurs.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of 14 episodes from the David Jason sitcom.

Dodo

A selection of episodes from the first series.

Timmy Time

Timmy and his classmates are playing trains, but both he and Mittens want to be the leader.

The Good, The Bad And The Unexpected

This week Mark Nelson invites the utterly brilliant Timmy Mallett to tell his best stories from his epic cycle around the coastline of the UK, whilst comedian and presenter Ashley Storrie keeps things a bit more locally, and down to earth. Amy Irons completes the panel with a shocking secret family tale, and each of the guests get very competitive in some cracking unexpected games.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Waffle must impress on his first day as a trial school pupil but struggles to hold a pen.

Wordaholics

Gyles Brandreth and Natalie Haynes are joined by Lloyd Langford, Holly Walsh and Paul Sinha to test their knowledge of words.

The News Quiz

Andy Zaltzman quizzes the week's news. This week he's in Liverpool and is joined by Eleanor Tiernan, Adam Rowe, Stephen Bailey and Sonia Sodha. The panel discuss the Labour Party conference in the city and examine what Keir Starmer is bringing to the table. They also discuss the state of the UK economy and the recent Nord Stream gas leaks.

Lobby Land

It's summer in Westminster and the halls are alive with the sound of gossip, but young political editor Sam Peakes is struggling to stay afloat. Having drawn the short straw at work, she's being tailed around by Lawrence, the office intern, and she needs a story - fast.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz and Bob are helping famous artist La Purl move a very large rock across the beach, as she needs it for a mysterious work of art.

Carry On Sergeant

The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.

Bitz & Bob

On a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl offer to help a very tired bear-sitter Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap so he can arrange a surprise picnic for them.

Go Jetters

Ubercorn is excited to see the Northern Lights, but Glitch's Grunge-Grimbler covers them with smoke.

Go Jetters

Glitch wants a picnic so he stops the rain in the rainforest, upsetting the local tree frogs.

Timmy Time

On Timmy's way to nursery, his homemade sock puppet falls out of his backpack. Poor Timmy does not realise it until he arrives to see everyone playing with their own puppets.

Electric Ink

Old hacks meet new media in the newspaper industry. Maddox is told he must present The Politics Minute, an online 'vodcast' for the paper.

Weak At The Top

Marketing maestro John Weak tries to solve the meeting room crisis with some challenging seduction...

So Awkward

The girls have teamed up to enter a National Young Inventors competition.

Mitch Benn's Crimes Against Music

Episode 2.6: Mitch and the team must be miniaturised and inserted into Rick Wakeman to prevent impending war.

Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World

Free your life from philosophical anxieties in the second of the series that answers the questions other programmes dare not ask. Heretical, confusing, illogical, biased, and a laugh a minute.

Danger Mouse

There's serious monkey business in this episode as Danger Mouse and Penfold have to thwart a Victorian time-travelling chimp, Isambard King Kong Brunel, from uninventing the world.

Minder

A local property developer offers to buy Arthur's lock-up and car lot. Terry suspects that the deal is bent and turns to DS Jones for help.

Timmy Time

When the class builds dens, Otus offers to help Timmy with his, but Timmy is too proud to accept.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.

My Family

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.

Big Zuu's Big Eats

Big Zuu heads north to cook for comedy legend Johnny Vegas in his nearby town Stockport. Zuu helps Johnny on his mission to reinvent the humble can of spam into a surprising culinary masterpiece. But will Tubsey and Hyder be convinced by this Halal friendly version?

Big Zuu's Big Eats

Big Zuu, Tubsey and Hyder head out into leafy suburbia to cook for the queen of comedy, Katherine Ryan. Katherine is a gluten free flexitarian - giving Zuu plenty of challenges in the kitchen. Can Zuu's gluten free sandwich, vegan poutine and Canadian sponge cake satisfy Katherine's transatlantic taste buds?

The Iron Maiden

An aircraft designer's love of traction engines gets in the way of his job when an American airline owner visits England on a buying mission.

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the lie-based panel game.

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Paul and Bob take trusty terrier Ted to fish for perch on the River Thames. Comedian Richard Herring joins them for dinner, and discusses his recent battle with testicular cancer.

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Paul and Bob take trusty terrier Ted to fish for perch on the River Thames. Comedian Richard Herring joins them for dinner, and discusses his recent battle with testicular cancer.

Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators

In a race against the clock, Frank and Lu must track down a vital witness in a crown court trial.

A League Of Their Own

Joining the boys this week will be guest captain and Gold medal Olympic curler Eve Muirhead, along with actor, comedian and giant Tom Davis, Mash Report host and mirth maker Nish Kumar, and comedian, broadcaster and Masked Singer presenter Joel Dommett.

Not Going Out

Attempting to give Lucy the perfect Christmas, Lee takes her, her parents - and Daisy - away to a cosy country cottage, formerly home to his own aunt.

The Goon Show

Professor Ned Quatermass unravels a mystery around some enigmatic blue serge suits.

The Catherine Tate Show

A selection of episodes from the second series of the hit sketch show.

The Vicar Of Dibley

The date of the wedding is fast approaching, and the Vicar's delighted to be attending in a dress rather than a dog collar. However, the villagers decide that their gift to the happy couple will be to organise everything for them - something Geri was actually rather looking forward to, thank you!

Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Team captains Daisy May Cooper and Noel FIelding are joined by regular panellist Jamali Maddix and singer-songwriter Joy Crookes, Kasabian guitarist Serge Pizzorno, and comedy giant Tom Davis.

Two Doors Down

There are high hopes of a fine feast at Eric and Beth's house. The only trouble is, Beth forgot that Jaz was a vegetarian.

QI

Sandi Toksvig hosts the high-brow quiz, serving up a selection of questions on the subject of restaurants. Trying to come up with the answers are Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Sara Pascoe and Mark Watson.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

A quadruple-bill of the iconic sitcom's first ever four episodes.

Scot Squad

Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson lambasts allegations of bias around policing at the Edinburgh Derby, and later reassesses the Scottish Police Force's new training policy when his virtual reality programme gets all too real.

Taskmaster

The infallible Greg Davies returns to host a mighty new series of Taskmaster. In the opening episode, new contestants Dara O Briain, Fern Brady, John Kearns, Munya Chawawa and Sarah Millican fumble frozen peas and shout about fish, while Greg's ever-loyal puppy, Little Alex Horne, lurks furtively in the background.

One Foot In The Grave

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the Richard Wilson sitcom.

Ministry Of Offence

More highlights from the last 5 months' of the political panel show pitching left vs right.

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Mel and Lou are joined by Strictly Come Dancing judge Craig Revel Horwood and comedians Joel Dommett and Thanyia Moore, as Joel lifts the lid on a shocking act involving a kettle and an even more unspeakable deed involving a mattress, Craig reveals how he ruined a bride's big day and Thanyia bares all on the devious way she got revenge on a teacher.

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

John Finnemore's show visits some documentary-makers, has a big debate, and then treats itself to a little trophy.

All Round To Mrs. Brown's

This week Agnes and the family open their doors to football managing legend and former King Of The Jungle Harry Redknapp; Radio 1 presenter Maya Jama and her mum Sadie; and legendary Simply Red frontman Mick Hucknall, plus music from Simply Red themselves.

The Harpoon

Episode 3.3: Great beverages from history, in the nostalgic spoof of boys' adventure story papers.

Fantasy Football League

Matt Lucas and Elis James host the comedy chat show, with Sally Lindsay and Russell Howard the first celebrity guest managers joining them to talk about the week in football and share their fantasy teams. Comedian and football fanatic Andrew Mensah is on hand to oversee the celebrity league and share weekly funny highlights from the world of football.

The Jonathan Ross Show

Among the guests featured are David Attenborough, Sheridan Smith, Kevin Hart, Michael Caine, Julie Walters, Hugh Jackman, Liam Gallagher, Michelle Keegan, Ed Sheeran, Tiffany Haddish and Robbie Williams.

Have I Got News For You

Ian and Paul are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Sindhu Vee and Jess Phillips MP.

Rhod Gilbert's Bulging Barrel Of Laughs

Featuring music from Kid British and stand-up from Mark Watson.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Susie Dent is joined by Vic Reeves in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Sandylands

Les Vegas is alive, and a furious Emily becomes his unwilling partner in crime. She must now attend his beachside memorial - an event that proves irresistible to Les, who attends in disguise.

Brassic

Davey McDonagh invites Vinnie, Dylan and Tommo to a lavish party at the home of his distributor.

Stunners

Comedy pilot about Lola and Ruby, two 30-year-old women who should know better but refuse to conform to expectations.

French And Saunders

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay comic homage to The Silence of the Lambs and give a preview of a new blockbusting Jackie Collins mini-series Lucky Bitches.

Michael McIntyre's Big Show

Robbie Williams surprises some karaoke-singing members of the audience with special renditions of his classic hits in Robbie-oke, and also gives a Christmas treat with a spectacular performance of Winter Wonderland.

Live At The Apollo

The fabulously funny Sarah Millican hosts, as she introduces rising comedy star Tom Allen and US comedian Arj Barker to the stage.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr returns to host a brand new episode, with Sean Lock and Jason Manford going up against Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty. Sam Simmons joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

That's My Boy

A selection of episodes from the third series.

French And Saunders

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay homage to Swedish film-maker Ingmar Bergman and American rock band Guns N' Roses.

Joe Lycett: That's The Way, A-Ha A-Ha, Joe Lycett Live

Stand-up comedy from Joe Lycett in this TV version of his 2016 live show and DVD.

Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply

In the first episode of his new series, Dave Gorman is joined by Richard Osman, Phil Wang and Sara Barron, as they take a deep dive into the details we usually miss.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.

Peep Show

Mark continues to be tormented by doubts about the advisability of marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping against hope for a reconciliation.

Ever Decreasing Circles

After saving a drowning child, Martin has become a hero. He succeeds in boring everybody to death with his tale of heroism.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

Ministry Of Offence

More highlights from the last 5 months' of the political panel show pitching left vs right.

Have I Got News For You

Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Tennant, as well as panellists Angela Rayner MP and Joe Wilkinson.

Electric Ink

Old hacks meet new media in the newspaper industry. Maddox is told he must present The Politics Minute, an online 'vodcast' for the paper.

Miranda

Miranda's recent experience in the graveyard gets her thinking. This week she starts to worry what her life is all about and what people would say at her funeral.

Weak At The Top

Marketing maestro John Weak tries to solve the meeting room crisis with some challenging seduction...

Miranda

There's a new girl on the scene this week and Miranda and Stevie find it tough going to keep up with her youthful energy and frenetic lifestyle.

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains

Richard Madeley, Daliso Chaponda and Rosie Jones share their embarrassing teenage lives with host Rhod Gilbert.

Mitch Benn's Crimes Against Music

Episode 2.6: Mitch and the team must be miniaturised and inserted into Rick Wakeman to prevent impending war.

Ladhood

Liam starts a fight in a bar and questions where his aggressive behaviour stems from.

I Literally Just Told You

Jimmy Carr hosts a football-themed celebrity special of the game show in which contestants John Barnes, Gabby Logan, Harry Redknapp and Sue Smith are given every answer with the questions written, literally, as the show is happening.

French And Saunders

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay comic homage to The Silence of the Lambs and give a preview of a new blockbusting Jackie Collins mini-series Lucky Bitches.

Ladhood

Liam attempts a sober Friday night, leading him to reflect on his relationship with booze.

Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World

Free your life from philosophical anxieties in the second of the series that answers the questions other programmes dare not ask. Heretical, confusing, illogical, biased, and a laugh a minute.

Rob Beckett's Undeniable

Rob Beckett invites guests Joe Swash, Kae Kurd, Angela Barnes and Ivo Graham to bring as many brilliant facts as they can in an attempt to impress everyone and hopefully get on Rob's closely guarded Wall of Facts.

Down Among The Z Men

The four original Goons star as Prof. Osric Pureheart misplaces a secret military formula.