Schedule Tuesday 26th April 2022

Go Jetters

Someone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?

Ever Decreasing Circles

When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!

Danger Mouse

DM must save his reputation and the world when Squawkencluck's artificially intelligent defence super computer goes despotically insane!

Fags, Mags And Bags

Alok's former best friend at school returns to Lenzie to host a film audition. Fraser Linlithgow is now a big hit in Hollywood, and Alok is keen to cash in on his fame.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse has to face his only fear when Penfold accidentally wakes a gigantic World Wide Spider.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Doctor Pfooflepfeffer's first act as head of governors is to turn Bash Street School into a boarding school. However, the pupils devise a series of daring attempts to escape.

Teatime

Joe starts a new business venture, working from home as a "wellness coach". However, he knows little about wellness and he decides to base his venture in Vicky and Rav's home. Despite their misgivings, Vicky and Rav cannot help but be sucked in by Joe's enthusiasm.

Saluting Dad's Army

Alexander Armstrong begins a 50th anniversary celebration of Dad's Army by looking at the inspiration for the show and how it made it to the screen. Alongside fascinating and entertaining archive material, the show features interviews with actors from the very earliest episodes, members of the production team who were there when it all started and a veteran of the real Home Guard.

Go Jetters

Kyan wants to climb Mount Everest, but there's a giant snowball heading his way - and it's got a moustache!

The Goon Show

Can ace translator Neddie Seagoon recover the lost ancient manuscript of Purdom?

On The Buses

Stan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Paul and Bob fish for the predatory perch in the Upper Tamar Lakes on the Cornwall and Devon border.

2point4 Children

Ben appears to have become addicted to Ninja Badger, and Bill challenges him to stay off the game for the weekend. Meanwhile, Rona's got a guilt-tripping convent school reunion to get through, and David's come home with a new pet goldfish.

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews' holiday homecoming proves eventful. Adapted from TV.

Justin's House

A mysterious sound in the middle of the night is keeping everyone awake, but no one can work out where it's coming from.

On The Buses

Money is tight at home, so both Arthur and Stan investigate ways of increasing their income. Arthur's been repairing his motorbike and the pair wonder if there's someone out there gullible enough to buy it.

The News Quiz

Andy Zaltzman returns for a new series, with guests Hugo Rifkind, Daliso Chaponda, Eleanor Tiernan and Felicity Ward.

Hi-De-Hi!

Peggy finds a personal letter from Joe Maplin to Clive Dempster which causes everyone to believe that the Squadron Leader has been sent to the camp as a 'mole'.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating some cakes. When they see her tidying the decorations away, it gives them the idea to put the cakes away too.

Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me

Episode 2.1, Lulu's Back in Town: Roy feels his place as head of the house is under threat when Vi's sister Louisa arrives in town - but only really starts to panic when she takes his best friend George out to dinner.

Only Fools And Horses

After a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.

Mr Bean

A local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.

Minder

After Terry's departure, Arthur takes on his nephew Ray to help with his new business - importing cars from Europe.

Sooty

Sooty and Sweep want to be pirates and, with a lick of paint and a new mast, the SS Sooty is soon ready to sail. But can they defeat the fearsome pirate of the lake?

Last Of The Summer Wine

The trio take part in a church concert, and just might get a chance to show off their showbiz credentials.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave enters Fuzzypeg into a competition to become the face of a new brand of dog food which he unexpectedly wins, but as Fuzzypeg embarks on a glamorous new lifestyle, Dave misses his pal and seeks a way to terminate his contract.

Horrible Histories

A special show featuring some of history's greatest firsts.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Gran buys a new loo which looks strikingly similar to the previously encountered Chaos Toilet - this lavatory has a tendency to flush its users into another dimension, and Dave and Gran quickly find themselves flushed and spat out in olden-day Grimsby. Here the Queen of Grimsby has a bone to pick with Gran...

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.

Class Dismissed

A new dance craze hits the school, but when it starts to get out of hand head teacher Mr Goldman is forced to take drastic action.

Keeping Up Appearances

For some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.

Shaun The Sheep

It's time for a haircut for Shaun and his pals, but is the Farmer really the right man for the job? Not after his first attempt!

Danger Mouse

The Queen of Weevils returns and convinces DM he's a medieval knight in order to escape from a secure prison - can Penfold break the spell and prevent London becoming a medieval city?

The Goon Show

Can ace translator Neddie Seagoon recover the lost ancient manuscript of Purdom?

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.

Timmy Time

After a muddy ride around the playground, Timmy is shown how to clean his tricycle - but it doesn't stay clean for long.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

It's the hottest day of the year and Waffle is eating ice cream to cool down.

Dad's Army

Mainwaring gets his hand on a boat and plans to set up river patrols. A practice run ends disastrously when the platoon get lost in fog and end up at sea. They can't really have drifted all of the way to Nazi-occupied France, can they?

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews' holiday homecoming proves eventful. Adapted from TV.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz, Bob and Purl are building a giant Mega Wheel in Craft City for Mayor Bevel, and the local citizens are getting very excited.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch's digging causes a flood in the Wieliczka Salt Mine. Can the Go Jetters save the famous salt statues?

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Determined to prove he can accomplish a task without getting distracted, Dennis takes on the simple job of bringing the class register to the school office. He instantly distracts himself on an epic scale.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Miss Mistry arranges to tag along with Dennis and the gang after school.

Small Hotel

A repeat of this 1957 film.

Millie Inbetween

The girls spend Christmas Eve and part of Christmas Day at dad's.

Hi-De-Hi!

Peggy finds a personal letter from Joe Maplin to Clive Dempster which causes everyone to believe that the Squadron Leader has been sent to the camp as a 'mole'.

Millie Inbetween

Something seems wrong with Mike - and Millie discovers that he's lost his job at the gym. Can the girls find Mike a new job before mum finds out the truth?

2point4 Children

Ben appears to have become addicted to Ninja Badger, and Bill challenges him to stay off the game for the weekend. Meanwhile, Rona's got a guilt-tripping convent school reunion to get through, and David's come home with a new pet goldfish.

Desmond's

Matthew needs a bill-topper for his concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and Porkpie.

Go Jetters

A giant Grandmaster Glitch means big trouble for the Giant's Causeway - can the Go Jetters stop him in his tracks?

Timmy Time

Timmy is fascinated with the xylophone, but he drops it and loses one of the chimes.

Keeping Up Appearances

For some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.

Lovejoy

When Harriet Fisher buys an antique rug at an auction, Lovejoy gets tangled in a web of passion, unrequited love and umbrella stands.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

After Dennis persuades Pieface that Paul is an undercover super hero, Gnasher, JJ and Rubi go along with the story and help Dennis to 'prove it'. However, his genius plan comes to a sticky end, when Pieface begins to think that with Paul at his side, he is completely invincible!

Dad's Army

Mainwaring gets his hand on a boat and plans to set up river patrols. A practice run ends disastrously when the platoon get lost in fog and end up at sea. They can't really have drifted all of the way to Nazi-occupied France, can they?

Danger Mouse

There's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.

The Museum Of Curiosity

This week, the Professor of Ignorance John Lloyd and his new curator Sally Phillips welcome Rory Bremner; beer expert Pete Brown; and arts broadcaster Nikki Bedi.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The trio take part in a church concert, and just might get a chance to show off their showbiz credentials.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse faces the Queen of Weevils in a fearful Halloween special.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse finds himself in a dance-off to win back one of Squawk's deadly inventions.

Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me

Episode 2.1, Lulu's Back in Town: Roy feels his place as head of the house is under threat when Vi's sister Louisa arrives in town - but only really starts to panic when she takes his best friend George out to dinner.

A Shot In The Dark

British co-produced sequel to the hit film The Pink Panther, starring Peter Sellers.

Minder

Arthur enters the wine trade with a 1991 vintage supplied by the Brithers of the Blessed Bidolph - a monastic order living near the A2.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy tries camouflage, but only succeeds in scaring passers-by.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave is warned by local fortune teller Madam Donald that walking under a ladder will bring bad luck - he walks under one anyway, and soon a meteor is heading for Grimsby. It is up to Dave and his friend Robert Robot to catch it before everyone is squished.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Alok's former best friend at school returns to Lenzie to host a film audition. Fraser Linlithgow is now a big hit in Hollywood, and Alok is keen to cash in on his fame.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

It's the hottest day of the year and Waffle is eating ice cream to cool down.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Anna is training to be a magician with Dave as her helpful assistant, but their disappearing trick is not up to much - that is, until Zombie Katie bestows a magic spell book upon them. Soon they can't stop making stuff disappear, but what will happen when there is nothing left to make disappear in Grimsby?

Ever Decreasing Circles

When Martin hears they are to have new neighbours in the close, he is put out. After all, he hasn't vetted them first!

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch makes popcorn in Mount Etna, blocking the volcano and endangering the farms on its slopes.

Teatime

Joe starts a new business venture, working from home as a "wellness coach". However, he knows little about wellness and he decides to base his venture in Vicky and Rav's home. Despite their misgivings, Vicky and Rav cannot help but be sucked in by Joe's enthusiasm.

Only Fools And Horses

After a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.

Butterflies

The quiet and unflappable Ruby suddenly presents Ria with a problem. While she's sorting it out, Leonard's loneliness grows.

Taskmaster

Celebs leave their dignity at the door as dastardly Mr Gilbert - aka Greg Davies - sets them some truly bizarre tasks, including building an egg tower.

Desmond's

Matthew needs a bill-topper for his concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and Porkpie.

Teatime

Donna and Joe have a heart to heart, Vicky and Rav paint a room, and events spiral out of control.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.

Hi-De-Hi!

Peggy finds a personal letter from Joe Maplin to Clive Dempster which causes everyone to believe that the Squadron Leader has been sent to the camp as a 'mole'.

Laugh Lessons

Larger than life and fun loving TikTok star Akafi battles with his insecure inner voice. 'Evil' Akafi is hellbent on destroying his self-confidence and make him question his body positivity as he gets ready for a date.

The Goon Show

Can ace translator Neddie Seagoon recover the lost ancient manuscript of Purdom?

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly deduces sinister activities - why else is Barry in the wood with a case?

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews' holiday homecoming proves eventful. Adapted from TV.

Keeping Up Appearances

For some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Huw Edwards and Sarah Millican, and David Mitchell is joined by Bradley Walsh and Josie Lawrence.

Dad's Army

Influenced by a trip to the cinema, Mainwaring decides that the platoon should adopt a mascot for an upcoming parade. They set about capturing a ram, but the task is easier said than done when Pike gets trapped in a bog.

QI

With Jo Brand, Ben Goldacre and Andy Hamilton.

Only Fools And Horses

A chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...

QI

With Adam Hills, Sara Pascoe and Jack Whitehall.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...

Archiveologists

Comedy performers Diane Morgan and Joe Wilkinson delve into the archives to parody a 1970s film on what to do at a business meeting.

QI

Sandi Toksvig ventures Overseas to find out about Allotment Annies, who keeps their brothers in a cage, and much else besides. With Colin Lane, Desiree Burch and Bill Bailey.

Question Team

Making up Richard Ayoade's self-quizzing collective are James Acaster, Kemah Bob, Olga Koch and special guests Flo & Joan. Each has arrived with their own round but who will leave victorious?

Teatime

Joe starts a new business venture, working from home as a "wellness coach". However, he knows little about wellness and he decides to base his venture in Vicky and Rav's home. Despite their misgivings, Vicky and Rav cannot help but be sucked in by Joe's enthusiasm.

Plebs

The boys set off on a wine-buying trip to Tuscany, but when their cart has a collision on the road they are forced to pull in to a nearby village.

The Royle Family

Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...

The Nick Revell Show

The writer's mate Craig proves a headache, while Vince the geranium encounters a bee.

Plebs

Marcus offers to tutor Gloria's teenage son Barney, while Grumio is mistaken for a schoolboy and soon finds himself recruited into the under-14s boxing team.

Live At The Apollo

Alan Carr introduces, in his own inimitable style, sets from the fabulous Andi Osho and the always magnificent Patrick Kielty.

Meet The Richardsons

It's Gill and Johnny Vegas's wedding day. Jon and Lucy are offered the chance to be on Who Do You Think You Are?: Lucy finds out she's got a famous relative. Jon and Lucy finally uncover the celebrity couple ripping off Meet The Richardsons.

The Pin

In a bid to diversify, Alex and Ben are attempting to enter the world of high finance.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on guest captain Alan Carr and Lou Sanders. Plus The Brett Domino Trio join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.

Famalam

Detective Moses Mountree returns to Midsomer, an African Warlord faces a new threat and we meet an unscrupulous Pastor. Meanwhile, crooner Thaddeus Price croons a romantic song to his girlfriend and social media addict Peter becomes a viral sensation.

The Million Pound Radio Show

Talking dolphins - and bible sponsorship.

Famalam

Idris Elba proves he is a dab hand at everything, a police officer displays her comedic timing while Mozart invents a new hit. Movie star Babatunde Warrington invites a film crew to his bachelor pad, while rap star Yemi Chedda adopts a child.

QI

With Al Murray, Dara O'Briain and Sandi Toksvig

Peep Show

Mark continues to be tormented by doubts about the advisability of marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping against hope for a reconciliation.

A League Of Their Own

Freddie and Jamie head north to Morecambe Bay, where they spend time with one of the planet's most iconic sportspeople, Tyson Fury.

Live At The Apollo

Jack Dee introduces The Sketch Show's Lee Mack, whose routine touches on driving tests and the trade secrets of Freddie Mercury and Stevie Wonder.

The Trouble With Maggie Cole

Peter Cole is jittery about the press interest from Maggie's interview and the online petition calling for his resignation over the scandal.

Mock The Week

Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Ed Gamble and Holly Walsh are the guests this week.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

The Ricky Gervais Show

In this show, topics include Ricky and Stephen watching the World Cup while sharing a hotel bed, the problems of over-zealous sports fans and cheating in sports, Ricky's childhood football trial, and Karl's saliva production.

Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour

Kevin Bridges performs live at the Glasgow Hydro.

QI

With Chris Addison, Jack Dee and Rich Hall.

The Trouble With Maggie Cole

Peter has to contend with a campaign for his resignation and journalists are calling trying to dig up family skeletons...Fortunately, his ever dependable secretary is watching his back.

Saluting Dad's Army

Alexander Armstrong begins a 50th anniversary celebration of Dad's Army by looking at the inspiration for the show and how it made it to the screen. Alongside fascinating and entertaining archive material, the show features interviews with actors from the very earliest episodes, members of the production team who were there when it all started and a veteran of the real Home Guard.

Chivalry

Shrewd studio executive Jean Shrill arranges for passionate indie-darling film-maker Bobby Sohrabi, to take over as director of a problematic movie produced by Cameron O'Neill. Cameron must navigate remaining relevant at a time when cancel-culture is all too real and is surprised when spending time with Bobby awakens a creative side of himself, he thought had long-since passed.

Derry Girls

The Quinns excitedly prepare for the annual trip to Barry's amusement park in Portrush. Surely an unfeasible amount of sandwiches and a massive surfboard is all they could need? Well, that and everyone making the train.

The Ricky Gervais Show

This week's topics include Karl's thoughts on the insect world, and Stephen's embarrassment when buying condoms. Plus entries from Karl's diary about cutting avocados, dating twins and visiting his parents.

Chivalry

Cameron questions his past actions and Jean confirms his worst suspicions. There are emotional acrobatics on the day of the reshoot as Cameron and Bobby have disagreements on the "appropriateness" of his relationships with women. Bobby's best efforts to reclaim the controversial sex scene are thwarted by well-meaning actors.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Huw Edwards and Sarah Millican, and David Mitchell is joined by Bradley Walsh and Josie Lawrence.

Taskmaster

All-powerful Taskmaster Greg Davies sets more perplexing and downright extraordinary tasks for Ardal O'Hanlon, Bridget Christie, Chris Ramsey, Judi Love and Sophie Duker. Greg's personal valet Alex Horne diligently notes the facts and figures as Ardal makes some sheep, Chris gets younger, Judi becomes a queen, Sophie wets some teabags and Bridget gets lost in a small field.

The Royle Family

Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...

Peacock

Andy Peacock finds himself in crisis as he begins to realise that his playboy persona and sexy job as a personal trainer are starting to wear thin. Realising that everyone around him is moving on, Andy questions whether he should be trying new things: going for the new Head Trainer role at work, or maybe even settling down?

Live At The Apollo

Alan Carr introduces, in his own inimitable style, sets from the fabulous Andi Osho and the always magnificent Patrick Kielty.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Katherine Ryan and Joe Lycett take on Johnny Vegas and Sean Lock in the words-and-numbers game, while would-be novelist Christopher Bliss joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Hosted by Jimmy Carr with Rachel Riley looking after the numbers and letters.

Live At The Apollo

Man Like Mobeen star Guz Khan hosts the stand-up showcase recorded before a packed house at London's Hammersmith Apollo. On the bill are Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Rhys James.

Famalam

Detective Moses Mountree returns to Midsomer, an African Warlord faces a new threat and we meet an unscrupulous Pastor. Meanwhile, crooner Thaddeus Price croons a romantic song to his girlfriend and social media addict Peter becomes a viral sensation.

Famalam

Idris Elba proves he is a dab hand at everything, a police officer displays her comedic timing while Mozart invents a new hit. Movie star Babatunde Warrington invites a film crew to his bachelor pad, while rap star Yemi Chedda adopts a child.

The Funny Thing About...

Johnny Vegas and friends offer an uproariously silly, insightful and frank look at the difficult business of finding love in the 21st century.

The Museum Of Curiosity

This week, the Professor of Ignorance John Lloyd and his new curator Sally Phillips welcome Rory Bremner; beer expert Pete Brown; and arts broadcaster Nikki Bedi.

Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me

Episode 2.1, Lulu's Back in Town: Roy feels his place as head of the house is under threat when Vi's sister Louisa arrives in town - but only really starts to panic when she takes his best friend George out to dinner.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Alok's former best friend at school returns to Lenzie to host a film audition. Fraser Linlithgow is now a big hit in Hollywood, and Alok is keen to cash in on his fame.

Guessable?

This week sees the gang welcome Strictly favourite Oti Mabuse alongside comedians David Baddiel, Maisie Adam and Miles Jupp to play another medley of madcap games.

Teatime

Joe starts a new business venture, working from home as a "wellness coach". However, he knows little about wellness and he decides to base his venture in Vicky and Rav's home. Despite their misgivings, Vicky and Rav cannot help but be sucked in by Joe's enthusiasm.