Schedule Tuesday 8th February 2022

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave gets sucked down the plughole in the bath and ends up adrift in a watery world, one that is full of lost bath time creatures.

Minder

Arthur meets up with Yorkie, an old friend from the army, but then loses him. Terry and Arthur have to find him before his wife arrives in London.

Danger Mouse

Duckula is hosting The Supies awards show and the danger agents are all in attendance.

Dot

Can Dot use her resemblance to Vera Lynn to get one over on Millicent as the they seek to ingratiate themselves with the PM?

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave swallows an apple pip and turns into a tree - with the help of an oak tree called Linda, he discovers the importance of looking after nature.

Danger Mouse

Quark's Exaggerator device makes Danger Mouse fame-mouse.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis discovers that Ralf the janitor is the legendary Prankmaster General and is told he could become his successor. Walter won't let this happen and challenges him to a prank battle to win Ralf's book of pranking - the infamous Prankypedia.

Tudur Owen: United Nations Of Anglesey

In 1978 a Japanese film crew came to 12 year old Tudur Owen's farm on Anglesey to make a programme about his life for a TV show called Children Of The World. Then a Patagonian gaucho turned up. As did a man claiming to be a geology student called Hector. But were they all what they seemed?

Keeping Up Appearances

An outdoors-indoors luxury barbecue sounds complicated - and it is!

Go Jetters

An electrical storm strikes Academy Island, and the Go Jetters are trapped!

Children Galore

A repeat of this 1955 film.

The Goon Show

Some vile fiend is shaving peoples heads and Wallace Greenslade opens a tobacco kiosk.

Bless This House

Mike's latest fad - a photography business run from the family's garage - doesn't enthuse Sid when it's first suggested. When Mike falls ill with a stream of customers at the door, however, the senior Abbott male is suddenly far more interested in the endeavour.

Hi-De-Hi!

Peggy's piano playing leads Ted to challenge the Royal Marines to a race over their assault course.

Winston

The old rogue's plot to be alone with Nancy gets a boost from Father.

Bless This House

After struggling to translate a letter inviting Sid and Jean to Paris, it becomes apparent that the senders are Henri and Odette, a sweet young French couple who saved Sid's life during WWII. As the couple pack their backs, Mike and Sally prepare to party...

Justin's House

Justin and Robert are having a stargazing party to watch the rare Justin's Comet, which is passing over Justin Town for the first time in a gazillion years. They set up a massive telescope so everybody can witness the event together.

Only Fools And Horses

Del's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.

The News Quiz

Andy Zaltzman is joined by Ola Labib, Zoe Lyons, Elis James and Ed Balls. The panel look at Partygate and Johnson's precarious position in No.10, find out what the Levelling Up whitepaper can teach us about the birth of civilisation, and discover how little we know about trees.

George & Mildred

With their home due for demolition by order of the council, George and Mildred Roper are forced to look to move home. Much against the wishes of George and the estate agent - who happens to be the next-door neighbour - Mildred settles on 46 Peacock Crescent, Hampton Wick.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.

Elephants To Catch Eels

Tamsyn has joined the preventives in order to get rid of Kate, who is top of the smuggling charts and engaged to her dad.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos cause confusion at the stables when they keep letting a horse out. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoos have fun bouncing in and out of the Box.

Mr Bean

Bean wins two tickets for an exotic cruise and takes Teddy along for the trip of a lifetime. While showing off to a new friend, Bean goes overboard and is stranded on a desert island.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly deduces sinister activities - why else is Barry in the wood with a case?

Mr Bean

Mr Bean hopes to win some cash prizes at the funfair, but it is not as easy as it seems!

Sooty

It's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course? Guest starring The Krankies.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Zombie Katie is so shocked by the taste of one of Gran's Fishermen's Enemy sweets that her life force leaves her body, so Dave and his friends need to find Katie's naughty life force before it is too late.

Horrible Histories

Ahead of the 50th anniversary of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin's Moon landing on 20th July, Horrible Histories takes a special look into space.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave accidentally rips the fabric of space - soon time is jumping around and gravity is leaking out of Grimsby via the Spuds' kitchen. Dave must fix the tear before the whole universe gets sucked inside.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.

A Touch Of Larceny

A repeat of this 1959 film.

Dad's Army

The platoon go on a course about the use of explosives. However, Mainwaring is lead astray by his fellow officers, in particular Captain Square.

Shaun The Sheep

It's a scorching hot day on the farm and the Flock need to cool off. When Bitzer discovers the Sheep Dip is out of action the Flock have to come up with another plan. Meanwhile, the Farmer has his own ideas for cooling off, which don't impress Bitzer at all.

The Goon Show

Some vile fiend is shaving peoples heads and Wallace Greenslade opens a tobacco kiosk.

Danger Mouse

An accidental sidekick swap leaves Danger Mouse with Pinfold, Penfold's cousin.

Hi-De-Hi!

Peggy's piano playing leads Ted to challenge the Royal Marines to a race over their assault course.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Evie, Waffle, Ruby and Jelly have a playdate, and Mrs Hobbs has a delivery shop disaster.

Winston

The old rogue's plot to be alone with Nancy gets a boost from Father.

Bitz & Bob

Mummy duck is trying to lead her ducklings from their nest in Bitz's castle to the lake, but it's a long way, so Bitz and Bob help guide them there safely.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Rubi worries that her dad is lonely, so the gang try to find Professor von Screwtop a girlfriend!

Go Jetters

The team go in search of a mysterious new creature on the Academy Island.

Sketchy Comedy

A toaster, cheese grater, bin and washing machine are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.

Only Fools And Horses

A school reunion has unexpected repercussions for the Trotter family, as events threaten to disrupt Del's glorious path to fatherhood.

Still Open All Hours

Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street, which gives Madge terrible anxiety. Meanwhile, Eric and Kath decide to do something together, and Gastric enjoys the home cooking of a nearby neighbour, which ruins Granville's plans to get him together with Madge... will he find a solution?

Believe Me

After meeting an old family friend who came to one of his gigs in Sweden, Eddie gains insight into his relationship with his mother through some precious old home movies.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters test their geographic knowledge and teamwork in a maze of tricky trials.

Blackadder

When Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...

Timmy Time

Timmy's new friend is big, round, friendly and very, very bouncy - it's a space hopper.

Little Lifetimes By Jenny Eclair

Following her mother's death 'massive stroke halfway through Pointless' a woman reminisces about her family as she waits for her mother's house to be cleared. She and her sister may not always have got on but she's the only one she can share these memories with. Read by Monica Dolan.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

The gang produce a hand-drawn comic which is a surprise hit all round Beanotown.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Below the town hall, a mysterious species of oversized hamsters may or may not exist.

No, My Darling Daughter!

A repeat of this 1961 film.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.

The Museum Of Curiosity

John Lloyd and Romesh Ranganathan this week are joined by comic conductor Rainer Hersch, doctor-turned-Antarctic adventurer Beth Healey and fabric artist Kaffe Fassett.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse is left gadget-less when an unappreciated Squawk leaves the Danger Agency to work for tech genius Elon Muskrat.

Danger Mouse

Penfold takes a trip inside Danger Mouse's body to save him from a deadly aversion to his own heroism.

Mr Bean

Bean wins two tickets for an exotic cruise and takes Teddy along for the trip of a lifetime. While showing off to a new friend, Bean goes overboard and is stranded on a desert island.

Elephants To Catch Eels

Tamsyn has joined the preventives in order to get rid of Kate, who is top of the smuggling charts and engaged to her dad.

Minder

Things turn sour for Arthur when his bargain wine supplier is mugged and he becomes the prime suspect.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Truly deduces sinister activities - why else is Barry in the wood with a case?

Mr Bean

Mr Bean hopes to win some cash prizes at the funfair, but it is not as easy as it seems!

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Zombie Katie is so shocked by the taste of one of Gran's Fishermen's Enemy sweets that her life force leaves her body, so Dave and his friends need to find Katie's naughty life force before it is too late.

Dot

Can Dot use her resemblance to Vera Lynn to get one over on Millicent as the they seek to ingratiate themselves with the PM?

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave accidentally rips the fabric of space - soon time is jumping around and gravity is leaking out of Grimsby via the Spuds' kitchen. Dave must fix the tear before the whole universe gets sucked inside.

Go Jetters

Some fast-growing plants that don't belong on Academy Island are in danger of taking over!

Only Fools And Horses

Del's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.

Brush Strokes

As Lesley discovers Jacko's identity, she offers Lionel an ultimatum. Meanwhile, Jacko's duties as an uncle get in the way of his dating schedule. Who will come out on top?

Tudur Owen: United Nations Of Anglesey

In 1978 a Japanese film crew came to 12 year old Tudur Owen's farm on Anglesey to make a programme about his life for a TV show called Children Of The World. Then a Patagonian gaucho turned up. As did a man claiming to be a geology student called Hector. But were they all what they seemed?

Are You Being Served?

Grace Bros. decides to rotate its staff assignments, sending Ladies' Intimate Apparel and Men's Ready Mades down to the Toy Department.

Still Open All Hours

Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street, which gives Madge terrible anxiety. Meanwhile, Eric and Kath decide to do something together, and Gastric enjoys the home cooking of a nearby neighbour, which ruins Granville's plans to get him together with Madge... will he find a solution?

Taskmaster

Administrative sidekick Alex Horne watches on as Aisling Bea bleeds on bread, Nish Kumar pretends he's Robin Hood and Mark Watson feels the wrath of yoghurt.

Dad's Army

The platoon go on a course about the use of explosives. However, Mainwaring is lead astray by his fellow officers, in particular Captain Square.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo hears Nora telling a neighbour that in last night's movie, it was the hero's riding outfit that turned her on.

The Goon Show

Some vile fiend is shaving peoples heads and Wallace Greenslade opens a tobacco kiosk.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The three geriatric delinquents decide to pay their respects to "Old Sylvester" with a few formal drinks but first they must buy a new funeral suit for Compo.

Dad's Army

A bomb hits Walmington's pumping station, where Walker and Godfrey are on watch. The efforts to free them from the wreckage are somewhat wasted after Mainwaring, Wilson, Pike, Frazer and Hodges are trapped with them... and then a broken pipe slowly floods the room with water.

Winston

The old rogue's plot to be alone with Nancy gets a boost from Father.

Room 101

Dragon's Den star Deborah Meaden, singer Paloma Faith and stand-up Jason Manford nominate people who use the phrase "all due respect", Fifty Shades of Grey and Lush into Room 101.

Mr Bean

When the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.

Only Fools And Horses

Uncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth and Richard take a weekend golfing break with the Major.

Mr Bean

Determined to finish Beethoven's symphony, Mr Bean wangles himself a grand piano, a music book, a candelabra - and a very patient piano teacher. Liberace, eat your heart out!

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Henry Blofeld and Kerry Howard, while Lee Mack is joined by Reverend Richard Coles and Clive Myrie.

Yes, Prime Minister

When Hacker's political adviser complains that she has been shifted off to a far corner of the maze that is Downing Street, he resolves to move her office back closer to his own. Sir Humphrey has other ideas, but on this occasion, the Prime Minister holds a rather effective trump card!

QI

With David Mitchell, Sara Pascoe and Jack Whitehall.

The Vicar Of Dibley

It's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.

Bottom

It's Richie's birthday and he's determined to have fun. Unfortunately, no one has turned up for his party, nor sent him any cards, and Eddie's hardly going to make things better ... especially when he breaks a leg.

Dead British

This week we bring Jane Austen back from the dead and we discover how her rampage in a furniture shop had a major impact on British retail, her love of Monopoly, plus some unusual book writing techniques she employed.

Tudur Owen: United Nations Of Anglesey

In 1978 a Japanese film crew came to 12 year old Tudur Owen's farm on Anglesey to make a programme about his life for a TV show called Children Of The World. Then a Patagonian gaucho turned up. As did a man claiming to be a geology student called Hector. But were they all what they seemed?

Plebs

While doing the recycling, Grumio finds a baby behind the bins and takes it home to raise as his own. Stylax uses it to strike up a relationship with an attractive young wet nurse. Meanwhile, Marcus tries to avoid seeing Cynthia's painfully boring one-woman play.

Cowards

Sketch comedy from Tom Basden, Stefan Golaszewski, Tim Key and Lloyd Woolf. Moustaches and job interviews in the bizarre world of the comedy sketch show team.

Plebs

Grumio falls ill after eating an apple on the loo. Marcus refuses to pay for his medical treatment, preferring instead to go with Cynthia's remedy of candlelight and prayer. Stylax strikes up a rapport with rich nobleman Gaius, who agrees to fund his charioteering career.

Scot Squad

Squire and McGill are on a lengthy stakeout, poised to pounce on their perpetrator. However, without sustenance, can they handle the hunger long enough to capture their prey?

Not Going Out

Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky.

Anna And The Apocalypse

Musical comedy horror about a girl who must fight her way through a zombie invasion.

Starstruck

Jessie and Tom spend the day in London, but her decision to stay sends her spiralling as she deals with the real world consequences of her grand gesture.

Taskmaster

Administrative sidekick Alex Horne watches on as Aisling Bea bleeds on bread, Nish Kumar pretends he's Robin Hood and Mark Watson feels the wrath of yoghurt.

For One Horrible Moment

A chance playground encounter opens the long-concealed door into a dark erotic journey of the soul.

Warhorses Of Letters

The Duke of Wellington's horse Copenhagen's romance with Marengo (Napoleon's horse) has lead to a proposal of marriage. But planning a wedding is fraught with arguments for our gay horses...church or wood? Should people be invited or just horses? And which of them is the groom?

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live

Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.

Fleabag

Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, on the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.

Starstruck

Jessie and Tom spend the day in London, but her decision to stay sends her spiralling as she deals with the real world consequences of her grand gesture.

The Mark Steel Solution

The radical comedian proposes deportation for everyone born in England.

Starstruck

Jessie and Tom spend the day in London, but her decision to stay sends her spiralling as she deals with the real world consequences of her grand gesture.

Fleabag

Fleabag and her sister Claire reluctantly visit a female-only, silent retreat, courtesy of their father. Their enforced silence is interrupted, however, by an unusual neighbouring weekend workshop, explosive secrets coming to light, and a surprising connection with an old acquaintance.

Peep Show

As Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.

Comedians Giving Lectures

Sara Pascoe is joined by Ed Gamble, Katherine Ryan and Sindhu Vee who compete to deliver the best lecture.

Would I Lie To You?

Poet Pam Ayres, comedian Sarah Kendall, TV presenter and author Richard Osman and actor Kiell Smith-Bynoe join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.

The Complaints Department

On the show tonight, Jason is joined by Sarah Millican, Eshaan Akbar, Suzi Ruffell and Hal Cruttenden.

Would I Lie To You?

Poet Pam Ayres, comedian Sarah Kendall, TV presenter and author Richard Osman and actor Kiell Smith-Bynoe join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.

Blackadder

When Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...

Room 101

Dragon's Den star Deborah Meaden, singer Paloma Faith and stand-up Jason Manford nominate people who use the phrase "all due respect", Fifty Shades of Grey and Lush into Room 101.

Minder

Arthur meets up with Yorkie, an old friend from the army, but then loses him. Terry and Arthur have to find him before his wife arrives in London.

Bottom

It's Richie's birthday and he's determined to have fun. Unfortunately, no one has turned up for his party, nor sent him any cards, and Eddie's hardly going to make things better ... especially when he breaks a leg.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl claims not to have any interest in law and order, but he still has strong opinions on noise pollution, and astounds Ricky and Stephen with his views on shoplifting.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Henry Blofeld and Kerry Howard, while Lee Mack is joined by Reverend Richard Coles and Clive Myrie.

Don't Hate The Playaz

Maya Jama, Richard Blackwood and London Hughes go up against Lady Leshurr, Katherine Ryan and Fleur East as they go head to head in rap battles, dance-offs and freestyling challenges.

The Ricky Gervais Show

In this edition, topics include Karl's thoughts on medical advancements, sickness, and an idea for a machine that would enable physicians to feel their patients' pain.

Not Going Out

Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky.

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains

Charlotte Church, Joel Dommett and Munya Chawawa revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence.

Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable

Mel and her dishonourable assistant Lou Sanders are joined by brilliant stand-ups Sarah Millican, Jamali Maddix and Chris McCausland. Sarah discusses what ingredient she thinks should be added to cakes in Amsterdam, Chris has to apologise to one of the victims of his prank-fuelled past while Jamali and Mel find out they have similar tactics when being caught short without a loo.

Believe Me

After meeting an old family friend who came to one of his gigs in Sweden, Eddie gains insight into his relationship with his mother through some precious old home movies.

Wild Honey Pie!

Comedy drama about an aspiring author who establishes a Shakespeare festival.

Hey Tracey!

On the show this week, married couple Bobby Mair and Harriet Kemsley; Joel's wife, Hannah Cooper; AJ Odudu; Jordan Davies; and Wes Nelson.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

Insert Name Here

Sue Perkins hosts the comedy panel show about people with just one thing in common - they all have the same name. This week Josh Widdicombe is joined by comedian Angela Barnes and historian Suzannah Lipscomb and Richard Osman is joined by film director Paul Feig and comedian Jon Richardson.

Drunk History

Nick Helm and Sara Pascoe narrate boozy tales about the Battle of Hastings (starring Phill Jupitus and Jordan Stephens) and Catherine Parr (starring Emma Bunton and Neil Maskell).

Fleabag

Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, on the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.

Peep Show

As Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.

Insert Name Here

Josh Widdicome is joined by Kerry Godliman and Kate Williams, and Richard Osman is joined by Gabby Logan and Tom Davis.

Drunk History

In the first episode Chris O'Dowd and Alexander Armstrong star in Joel Dommett's drunken Dambusters. Plus, watch the Impractical Jokers' tipsy take on a presidential disaster, starring Joe Thomas, Joe Wilkinson and Brett Goldstein.

Fleabag

Fleabag and her sister Claire reluctantly visit a female-only, silent retreat, courtesy of their father. Their enforced silence is interrupted, however, by an unusual neighbouring weekend workshop, explosive secrets coming to light, and a surprising connection with an old acquaintance.

Roast Battle

Real-life couple Catherine Bohart and Sarah Keyworth battle it out, as do Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell.

The Museum Of Curiosity

John Lloyd and Romesh Ranganathan this week are joined by comic conductor Rainer Hersch, doctor-turned-Antarctic adventurer Beth Healey and fabric artist Kaffe Fassett.

Roast Battle

Stephen Bailey takes on Darren Harriott, and Angela Barnes takes on Matt Richardson.

Elephants To Catch Eels

Tamsyn has joined the preventives in order to get rid of Kate, who is top of the smuggling charts and engaged to her dad.

Dot

Can Dot use her resemblance to Vera Lynn to get one over on Millicent as the they seek to ingratiate themselves with the PM?

Tudur Owen: United Nations Of Anglesey

In 1978 a Japanese film crew came to 12 year old Tudur Owen's farm on Anglesey to make a programme about his life for a TV show called Children Of The World. Then a Patagonian gaucho turned up. As did a man claiming to be a geology student called Hector. But were they all what they seemed?