Schedule Tuesday 5th October 2021

Danger Mouse

If being zapped with a mind-controlling Mindzooka ray by a couple of D-list villains wasn't bad enough, Danger Mouse's shame goes viral thanks to a series of embarrassing videos of our brainwashed hero.

The Tim Vine Chat Show

Tim Vine has been travelling the length and breadth of this fair land to not only uncover the best stories of the Great British public but also to take every possible opportunity to tell a ridiculous joke and sing a preposterous song along the way.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

The gang produce a hand-drawn comic which is a surprise hit all round Beanotown.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Martin is busy organising the lives of all his neighbours blissfully unaware of the approach of a man who will disturb his little empire forever. While his friends embrace the newcomer, Martin concerns himself with organising a protest against a lorry driver who insists on parking in the Close.

The Birthday Cake Game

Catherine Bohart, Ivo Graham and Ramita Navai join in the fun on the comedy quiz in which host Richard Osman asks one simple question of his guests - do they know how old people are?

Go Jetters

The team must protect a sloth from Glitch's plan to build a road through the Darien Gap.

Ever Decreasing Circles

When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...

Round The Horne

Kenneth Horne spies on an escaped war criminal and gets a bona tattoo from Julian and Sandy.

Our Man At Wembley

Episode 1: Eric Halliday has a talent for impersonation and tries to make it as a sports commentator.

Hi-De-Hi!

A day of discontent at Maplin's when the pay packets arrive together with a new camp host to replace Ted Bovis. Rehearsals for 'the execution of Marie Antoinette' go disastrously wrong when Peggy almost loses her head.

Bitz & Bob

It's time for the Snowy Goat Gala on High Snowy Mountain.

The News Quiz

Andy Zaltzman is joined by Lucy Porter, Angela Barnes, Alun Cochrane and Matt Forde. On the menu this week: the fuel crisis, Labour conference, end of the furlough scheme, Amazon's new house robot and the new Bond film.

Man About The House

Robin is in a musical mood, but with no apparent aptitude for the guitar, Chrissy introduces him to the Ropers' piano. Meanwhile, George's beloved banger of a car is on its last legs.

Porridge

Harris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

It's the biggest sporting event in Grimsby - the bog roll roll. All Dave has to do is chase the bog roll down the hill and catch it.

Twirlywoos

Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.

Nineteen Ninety-Eight

A repeat of this 1987 radio.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

The Spuds don't care about a carbon footprint, since George has come home with a haul of free electronics that they all want to test out.

George & Mildred

Mildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!

Last Of The Summer Wine

Not only has the farm changed over to those new-fangled round hay bales, but one of them has been left dangerously near a steep slope.

Mr Bean

Mrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.

Minder

Terry finally gets the chance to taste the high life when he has to mind a singing star's dream home. Arthur, as usual, has other ideas.

Sooty

When Sooty finds a magical lamp on the beach, he discovers that it contains a genie. But this genie causes nothing but mischief, and won't get back in the lamp. It's up to Sooty to sort things out. Guest starring Dave Benson Phillips.

Horrible Histories

A look at some of history's most ingenious inventors, as we take in everything from the invention of the wheel to the crisp.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Something's up: Nora Batty has gone out on a Wednesday dressed up and without a wrinkle in her stockings. It soon becomes apparent to Compo that he has a rival for her affections.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.

Danger Mouse

There's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.

Dad's Army

The Walmington-on-Sea platoon are going to a training camp. But after the platoon get lost on the way and arrive late, the men begin to lose faith in Captain Mainwaring.

Round The Horne

Kenneth Horne spies on an escaped war criminal and gets a bona tattoo from Julian and Sandy.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has accidentally wiped his own memory in his bid to fill London with memory-wiping gas.

Timmy Time

Timmy and his friends make a collage of the moon, complete with green aliens.

Go Jetters

An electrical storm strikes Academy Island, and the Go Jetters are trapped!

Class Dismissed

For this year's school photo, Dockbridge High decided to hire one of the world's best photographers... but none of them were available so they got Blake Papaway instead. As the staff and pupils prepare, Blake goes missing. Will they find him in time?

Our Man At Wembley

Episode 1: Eric Halliday has a talent for impersonation and tries to make it as a sports commentator.

Danny & Mick

Chris Kamara unveils a statue of himself, which looks nothing like him.

Ever Decreasing Circles

When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...

All At Sea

An artist comes to stay at the B&B, giving Charlie a creative idea on how to make some extra money.

All At Sea

Charlie comes up with an out of this world plan to make his homework easier with some extra-terrestrial help. But when an unusual guest arrives at the B and B Charlie starts to wonder whether asking aliens for help was really such a good idea...

Hi-De-Hi!

A day of discontent at Maplin's when the pay packets arrive together with a new camp host to replace Ted Bovis. Rehearsals for 'the execution of Marie Antoinette' go disastrously wrong when Peggy almost loses her head.

Porridge

Harris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave wants to learn to play the drums at school, but is given the recorder. With a talent show around the corner, Dave gets practising.

Almost Never

The Wonderland try to solve their 'Spotlight Losers' image problem with a buzzworthy new band photo.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave and Fuzzypeg the dog get dirty playing at the local dump, so dirty in fact that Fuzzypeg picks up an extremely grumpy flea.

Go Jetters

The team go in search of a mysterious new creature on the Academy Island.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Following the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!

Timmy Time

In a treasure hunt with painted eggs, Timmy's is nowhere to be seen. Harriet helps Timmy to search for it.

Danny & Mick

Danny and Mick are waiting in reception for a package to be delivered. While they wait, they reminisce about the hilarious things they have been through together.

Shaun The Sheep

A film crew arrives to record a rare bird nesting at Mossybottom Farm. The Farmer is delighted by all the attention, but when a cameraman films the flock enjoying a game of cricket, drastic action is needed.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

It's Pieface's turn to look after class hamster, Space Captain Harrison McScruff-Butt. His own self doubt and Walter's resolve to sabotage him lead to a rescue mission to free Scruff-Butt from Walter's mansion.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Geraldine receives a letter from the BBC: they've heard of her incumbency, and want to film an episode of Songs Of Praise in the village. David is far from keen, but finds himself outvoted by the other councillors. When the crew turn up, the vicar is particularly enamoured by the dashing young producer, Tristan; unfortunately the recording does not go smoothly.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis and the gang convince Mrs Creecher that Monday is actually Sunday, in the hope of extending their weekend.

Keeping Up Appearances

Plans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

The builders finish work on a Russian mansion which, unknown to them, is owned by a criminal.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.

Nineteen Ninety-Eight

A repeat of this 1987 radio.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Not only has the farm changed over to those new-fangled round hay bales, but one of them has been left dangerously near a steep slope.

Mr Bean

A local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.

Danger Mouse

Having put the Danger Babies through their paces, Professor Squawkencluck leaves it to Danger Mouse to settle them down with a nice soothing story.

Minder

The shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave discovers that his body is a musical instrument and is asked to replace a band member in his favourite group The Whippets.

Millie Inbetween

Millie sneaks off to Spain to convince dad he should come home, and Craig insists on going with her as a wingman.

The Tim Vine Chat Show

Tim Vine has been travelling the length and breadth of this fair land to not only uncover the best stories of the Great British public but also to take every possible opportunity to tell a ridiculous joke and sing a preposterous song along the way.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Grimsby is putting on its annual community play and Anna wants the role of princess - cast as a witch instead, along with Gran and Dave, she and her Spud sidekicks set out to prove that witches can have happy endings too.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters test their geographic knowledge and teamwork in a maze of tricky trials.

Birds Of A Feather

When the past collides with the present at a school reunion, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien have to re-assess their lives.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Something's up: Nora Batty has gone out on a Wednesday dressed up and without a wrinkle in her stockings. It soon becomes apparent to Compo that he has a rival for her affections.

The Birthday Cake Game

Catherine Bohart, Ivo Graham and Ramita Navai join in the fun on the comedy quiz in which host Richard Osman asks one simple question of his guests - do they know how old people are?

The Darling Buds Of May

Thinking he's on to a good deal, Pop Larkin buys two hundred pigs. But before he knows what's what, he's up to his neck in it. As Ma's birthday approaches, Pop arranges a Punch and Judy show and promises to build a swimming pool.

Bread

Aveline has good news about Oswald's sperm count, Adrian finally hears from Magdalena and Joey's loyalty to the family drives a bigger wedge between him and Roxy. Meanwhile, Shifty is in trouble with Yizzel and his mate over money, so he steals their car and heads for London - again!

Porridge

Harris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?

There's Something About Movies

Coming along for the ride on this week's show are star of Fighting With My Family, Florence Pugh, comedian Phil Wang; and presenter / professional manchild Jonathan Ross.

QI

With Cally Beaton, Phill Jupitus and Rhod Gilbert.

The Spaceship

Scientist Clive 55 reconstructs a dead space pirate and before long he's running the ship.

Little Roy

Roy ponders what to make Maura for Mother's Day. Becky's present is impressive and Roy wants to match her efforts.

Hi-De-Hi!

A day of discontent at Maplin's when the pay packets arrive together with a new camp host to replace Ted Bovis. Rehearsals for 'the execution of Marie Antoinette' go disastrously wrong when Peggy almost loses her head.

'Allo 'Allo!

Upon hearing that Denise has escaped, René disguises himself as his own father and searches for a safe hiding place. With the café machine-gunned, Denise's followers capture René - but it is not him she is out to get.

There's Something About Movies

One does not simply walk onto a mad movie quiz show. Not unless they're Sean Bean. Yorkshire's favourite star of movies and memes alike joins the panel along with comedians Josh Widdicombe and Suzi Ruffell for a Halloween-inspired selection of Hollywood hi-jinks with series regulars Michael Sheen, Jennifer Saunders and host Alan Carr.

Round The Horne

Kenneth Horne spies on an escaped war criminal and gets a bona tattoo from Julian and Sandy.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Howard is deeply concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where.

Dad's Army

The Walmington-on-Sea platoon are going to a training camp. But after the platoon get lost on the way and arrive late, the men begin to lose faith in Captain Mainwaring.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!

Our Man At Wembley

Episode 1: Eric Halliday has a talent for impersonation and tries to make it as a sports commentator.

Mr Bean

Mrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.

Would I Lie To You?

The guests on this episode are Mark Bonnar, Sheila Hancock, Stephen Mangan and Anita Rani.

The Vicar Of Dibley

The time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...

The Good Life

When Pinky the pig goes into labour in the middle of the night, it's all hands on deck.

QI

A selection of three episodes from the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.

Still So Awkward

Claire profiles students Lily, Seb, Samson and Frankie, who share their first term expectations, experiences and invaluable lessons learned - not just in lectures but in life too!

One Foot In The Grave

Replaced at work by a box, Victor embarks on his enforced retirement but finds it exasperatingly difficult to adapt to his directionless new existence. As he struggles without his security guard job, he begins magnifying mundane aspects of everyday life into major dramas.

The Vicar Of Dibley

In the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.

French And Saunders

Dragged up all the way from the ocean bed, national treasures Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are back together this festive season for a special 30th anniversary clip show bursting with brand new material, greatest hits, hilarious rarities, and even some never before seen footage.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

It's all change in the Brown household as two of Mrs Brown's boys finalise plans for their new homes.

Rob And Romesh Vs

The pair head off to Cape Town to follow the England cricket team on their first meaningful tour since they were crowned world champions.

Dawn French Live: 30 Million Minutes

Dawn French stars in her critically acclaimed one-woman show, 30 Million Minutes.

Sandylands

Emily Verma arrives in Sandylands to attend her estranged dad's memorial. She meets local loudmouth Tina and childhood crush Nathan - but there's another entirely unexpected meeting to come...

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Paul and Bob are on the River Severn in Worcestershire to fish for zander, and enlist the help of local guide Tim Maslen to find the best spots. As they sit and wait, they ruminate on the state of Britain's rivers in general, the threats that they are under and what it takes to do something to help them improve. After a few hours they move down the river to a secluded beach and meet their special guest - local actor and self-confessed fishing addict Charlie Cooper, star of This Country.

The Birthday Cake Game

Catherine Bohart, Ivo Graham and Ramita Navai join in the fun on the comedy quiz in which host Richard Osman asks one simple question of his guests - do they know how old people are?

Plebs

Marcus's parents are visiting for the weekend and he is keen to keep them and Delphine as far apart as possible. Stylax pursues a romance with Ursula, one of the Vestal Virgins who guard the city's sacred flame. Grumio finds some mouldy cheese under his bed and spots a business opportunity.

Revolting People

Samuel goes in search of his cousin. McGurk takes over Samuel's shop and introduces a special offer on coffins.

Plebs

The boys get cultured when Grumio is street-cast to play the part of Cupid in an upcoming play. Marcus becomes his agent and uses his new connections to impress Delphine. Stylax understudies the lead actor so he can meet some theatre groupies.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

It's Agnes Brown's anniversary and she's in a great mood. However, she would be in an even better mood if she could just find someone to look after Grandad for a couple of weeks while she treats herself to a holiday.

Taskmaster

Five comedians had one dream: to become the Series 9 Taskmaster Champion. Now it's the Grand Final and after nine gruelling episodes that precious dream is still alive for all of them - bar one. Alex Horne has the stats handy as they ponder peas, teas and absent keys.

Small Scenes

Oxford Zoo is annexed by its own monkey kingdom, and a young woman falls under the romantic spell of the Great Dimbleby.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Phil Wang take on guest captain Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley. Plus David O'Doherty and Joe Wilkinson join Countdown regulars Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

The Young Ones

Neil plans to kill himself, whilst Rick tunes into the first edition of a brand new show for all the cool young things: Nozin' Aroun'. Then Mike finds a letter informing them that the house is to be demolished.

Vent

Everyone is faced with decisions. Should the doctors try a last-ditch treatment to bring Ben round? And is he ready to leave the safety of his unconscious fantasy with Blitz and face up to the grim reality of pain and disability?

Taskmaster

The five comedic contestants continue competing against each other but for the first time this series, they'll need to show off some teamwork as they are faced with a mountain to climb. Alex Horne keeps a diligent record of events as Morgana Robinson investigates some suspect doggy bags and Guz Khan slaps a bouncy rabbit.

Some People With Jokes

Clergy folk from around the UK swap the good book for the joke book and share their favourite gags. Old, new, clean, not so clean, these vicars are hell bent on getting us laughing.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis are joined by 5 guests: Ed Byrne, Matt Forde, Milton Jones, Zoe Lyons and Josh Widdicombe.

The Spaceship

Scientist Clive 55 reconstructs a dead space pirate and before long he's running the ship.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

Some People With Jokes

More laughs from the pulpit, as vicars from around the UK crack their favourite jokes. Old, new, clean and blue, it's a side-splitting sermon for saints and sinners alike.

Hitmen

Misfits, friends, and contract killers - Jamie and Fran are back and ready to put on their 80s gear for a school reunion, where a vengeful assassin lies in wait.

Peep Show

As Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.

The Darling Buds Of May

Thinking he's on to a good deal, Pop Larkin buys two hundred pigs. But before he knows what's what, he's up to his neck in it. As Ma's birthday approaches, Pop arranges a Punch and Judy show and promises to build a swimming pool.

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Jess Phillips MP and Nish Kumar.

Eat Locals

Britain's vampires gather for their once-every-fifty-years meeting.

Hitmen

Fran and Jamie stake out an arms dealer, Rear Window style, with a sniper rifle. But the hit gets derailed when Jamie gets distracted by goings-on next door.

Marley's Ghosts

The ghosts are still in residence at Marley's, and they're driving her up the wall - and out of the house.

Code 404

On the verge of full-blown systems failure, Major makes a desperate, last ditch effort to clear his dad's name. Carver believes he's got Clifford trapped, but the old cop isn't going down that easily.

Would I Lie To You?

The guests on this episode are Mark Bonnar, Sheila Hancock, Stephen Mangan and Anita Rani.

Man About The House

Robin is in a musical mood, but with no apparent aptitude for the guitar, Chrissy introduces him to the Ropers' piano. Meanwhile, George's beloved banger of a car is on its last legs.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

It's Agnes Brown's anniversary and she's in a great mood. However, she would be in an even better mood if she could just find someone to look after Grandad for a couple of weeks while she treats herself to a holiday.

Live At The Apollo

Jack Dee introduces The Sketch Show's Lee Mack, whose routine touches on driving tests and the trade secrets of Freddie Mercury and Stevie Wonder.

QI

With Danny Baker, Sean Lock and David Mitchell.

French And Saunders

Dragged up all the way from the ocean bed, national treasures Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are back together this festive season for a special 30th anniversary clip show bursting with brand new material, greatest hits, hilarious rarities, and even some never before seen footage.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Phil Wang take on guest captain Alan Carr and Harriet Kemsley. Plus David O'Doherty and Joe Wilkinson join Countdown regulars Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

The Young Ones

Neil plans to kill himself, whilst Rick tunes into the first edition of a brand new show for all the cool young things: Nozin' Aroun'. Then Mike finds a letter informing them that the house is to be demolished.

Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier

Jon Richardson and guests Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble and Lou Sanders discuss, categorise and rank worries to do with health. Are we due a plague? Is noise a silent killer? And is it really a good idea for Rob to take up boxing?

Ever Decreasing Circles

When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...

The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl pitches his movie idea, The Wife of Brian - an out of work actor called Brian takes over the body of the dead Tom Cruise to finish Mission: Impossible 8.

Nineteen Ninety-Eight

A repeat of this 1987 radio.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky finds Karl's views on charity mind-boggling, but hilarious.

The Tim Vine Chat Show

Tim Vine has been travelling the length and breadth of this fair land to not only uncover the best stories of the Great British public but also to take every possible opportunity to tell a ridiculous joke and sing a preposterous song along the way.

The Birthday Cake Game

Catherine Bohart, Ivo Graham and Ramita Navai join in the fun on the comedy quiz in which host Richard Osman asks one simple question of his guests - do they know how old people are?