Schedule Monday 1st February 2021

Mr Bean

Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen has. Meanwhile, his landlady, Mrs Wicket, suffers from delusions of grandeur and crowns herself Queen of the Street!

Turf Wars

A woman takes extreme measures to secure a school place for her talented 11-year-old son, when she discovers her home is out of the catchment area. Comedy drama, by Jeremy Front, starring Katherine Parkinson, Darren Boyd and Emma Fryer.

Porridge

Fletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour. There is prize money at stake and a chance to get his photo in the papers. As the competition hots up, Mr Bean's gardening techniques become more inventive, unconventional and desperate.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.

Monarch Of The Glen

Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave gets a girlfriend who turns out to be an alien. And she turns out to bear a striking similarity to a everyday household item.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch is drilling into the ground below the ocean near Academy Island, looking for bubbly mud that is heated up by an underground volcano.

The Unbelievable Truth

David Mitchell hosts three comedy couples: Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney, Marcus Brigstocke and Rachel Parris, and Lucy Porter and Justin Edwards, as they talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as rabbits, marriage, and crisps.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Anna is practising for the school cycling test and is good at it. Dave isn't quite as skilled, but with a new bike from his parents he really hopes to pass.

My Hero

George has to attend a Super-Heroics Conference which means leaving Janet at home alone, minding the baby. In their wisdom, the Ultron Council provides a "George clone" with the unlikely name of Hilary to keep Janet company. But while Hilary looks just like the real thing, his character couldn't be more different...

Steptoe And Son

Harold battles with a piano in a top-floor flat.

Danny & Mick

Chris Kamara unveils a statue of himself, which looks nothing like him.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.

Mr Finchley

Mr Finchley is all at sea, discovers the dignity of labour, and visits an old haunt.

Justin's House

Justin, Robert and Little Monster prepare for a special visit from the king, but will Justin's house be fun enough to get the royal seal of approval? Guest starring Chris Jarvis and Pui Fan Lee.

Are You Being Served?

It is decided that the staff should film an advertisement for Grace Bros. featuring some of the store's best items. It's safe to say that little goes to plan.

Bless This House

Sid's been enjoying a relaxing evening when an intruder breaks into the house and promptly barricades himself in the kitchen. However, it soon seems that the man is more distressed than dangerous...

Crowned Hudds

Roy Hudd stars in a new slant on King Charles II, with June Whitfield and Chris Emmett.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see a lady putting coloured stars next to items in a shop window display, and they get carried away putting stars next to everything in sight! Back in the boat, the Stop-Go Car brings some blocks, and the Twirlywoos have fun lining them up.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Blamire buys himself a camera, Clegg, Compo and himself go in search of interesting things to take photographs of.

George & Mildred

George's no-nonsense approach to traffic control has annoyed one too many of his superiors and colleagues, and after a stern talking to - plus some characteristic advice from Jerry - he manages to resign. Needless to say, Mildred is not pleased.

Robin's Nest

When a water main bursts outside the bistro, Robin and Vicky decide to move in with Nicholls to escape from the noise of the drilling. It doesn't take long for the crying of the babies to get on his nerves.

Horrible Histories

Emperor Napoleon plays in a very unusual chess match, a Victorian inventor builds an anti-seasickness ship with one small design flaw, a snowball fight breaks out at a public execution, and the British army hires a dead tramp to defeat the Germans in WW2.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The trio experience some problems with the common British bicycle. Will Compo's rabbit's foot be unclogged in time, and will the mechanical Sid from the café evade the dreaded Ivy long enough to wave his magical spanner?

Minder

A local property developer offers to buy Arthur's lock-up and car lot. Terry suspects that the deal is bent and turns to DS Jones for help.

Sooty

A broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.

The Green Green Grass

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

Mr Bean

It is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!

Mr Bean

Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen has. Meanwhile, his landlady, Mrs Wicket, suffers from delusions of grandeur and crowns herself Queen of the Street!

The Good Life

Nobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

It's the biggest sporting event in Grimsby - the bog roll roll. All Dave has to do is chase the bog roll down the hill and catch it.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

The Spuds don't care about a carbon footprint, since George has come home with a haul of free electronics that they all want to test out.

Steptoe And Son

Harold battles with a piano in a top-floor flat.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

It's the hottest day of the year and Waffle is eating ice cream to cool down.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse is left gadget-less when an unappreciated Squawk leaves the Danger Agency to work for tech genius Elon Muskrat.

Only Fools And Horses

This third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!

Timmy Time

Timmy finds an old mop head and is convinced that it is a little animal, which he adopts as his pet.

Mr Finchley

Mr Finchley is all at sea, discovers the dignity of labour, and visits an old haunt.

Hank Zipzer

Every year Hank's school photo matches his school report perfectly - they're both terrible. But this year Hank's making sure his photo is picture perfect - until McKelty ruins it with a fountain of fizzy drink. Can Hank get clean and tidy and back in front of the camera before the photographer leaves? And will Emily get her place at the Institute of Scientific Excellence without her parents messing it up for her?

Hank Zipzer

It's Friday afternoon and tomorrow Hank will be in charge of the coolest stall at the school fair - this weekend is going to be amazing! Except Emily's room is being redecorated and she will be sleeping in with Hank until it's done. Plus she's bringing Katherine with her. Maybe this weekend won't be so amazing after all.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.

Are You Being Served?

It is decided that the staff should film an advertisement for Grace Bros. featuring some of the store's best items. It's safe to say that little goes to plan.

Only Fools And Horses

At Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?

Danny & Mick

Chris Kamara unveils a statue of himself, which looks nothing like him.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

The gang find out that JJ has a set of pre-match good-luck rituals. In the run-up to an important Blamjitsu event, Walter deviously throws bad-luck omens into JJ's path, threatening her chances of success.

The Green Green Grass

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Determined to win this year's Sport's Day, finally making Betty's dreams come true, Dave 'adapts' Anna's chair to speed things up in the final race.

Crowned Hudds

Roy Hudd stars in a new slant on King Charles II, with June Whitfield and Chris Emmett.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz, Bob, Bevel, Zip and Pop are making Purl a surprise birthday present - the best hairclip ever!

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

When Betty insists Dave finds a hobby, he takes up treasure hunting, and rocks the very foundations of his tower block home.

Go Jetters

The Grimbots discover a place called the Chocolate Hills on Bohol Island in the Philippines and take Grandmaster Glitch there.

Minder

Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Blamire buys himself a camera, Clegg, Compo and himself go in search of interesting things to take photographs of.

Turf Wars

A woman takes extreme measures to secure a school place for her talented 11-year-old son, when she discovers her home is out of the catchment area. Comedy drama, by Jeremy Front, starring Katherine Parkinson, Darren Boyd and Emma Fryer.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Waffle ends up in Evie's class, when he must be still so the headteacher doesn't see him.

Brush Strokes

Painter and decorator Jacko gets into a spot of bother after forgetfully arranging two dates on the same night. At least they're in the same pub!

The Unbelievable Truth

David Mitchell hosts three comedy couples: Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney, Marcus Brigstocke and Rachel Parris, and Lucy Porter and Justin Edwards, as they talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as rabbits, marriage, and crisps.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The trio experience some problems with the common British bicycle. Will Compo's rabbit's foot be unclogged in time, and will the mechanical Sid from the café evade the dreaded Ivy long enough to wave his magical spanner?

Danger Mouse

When Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.

Are You Being Served?

The staff decide to enter a ballroom dancing competition. The problem is: which pair is talented enough to compete?

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Jo Brand and Graham Linehan.

Are You Being Served?

It is decided that the staff should film an advertisement for Grace Bros. featuring some of the store's best items. It's safe to say that little goes to plan.

Horrible Histories

On its 100th anniversary, Horrible Histories takes a look at the Russian Revolution.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The unattainable Nora becomes available and Compo presses his suit.

The Good Life

Nobody is having much of a good life as Tom and Barbara keep hitting problems in their garden and Jerry looks like he has been passed up for promotion. The series ends with great highs and devastating lows.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour. There is prize money at stake and a chance to get his photo in the papers. As the competition hots up, Mr Bean's gardening techniques become more inventive, unconventional and desperate.

Steptoe And Son

Harold battles with a piano in a top-floor flat.

Mr Bean

It is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!

Last Of The Summer Wine

Harry, the fierce landlord, runs a tight pub. And Mouse is tighter still and it's Tina's 'boom' night, so farewell restful ease.

Mr Finchley

Mr Finchley is all at sea, discovers the dignity of labour, and visits an old haunt.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show.

A League Of Their Own

The challenges may be over and the tightrope has been walked, but now it's all over, we relive the best japes, pranks and wind ups Jamie and Freddie got up to on their latest jaunt through the continent in this selection of the best of this series of challenges.

Dad's Army

Captain Mainwaring organises a dance event in order to improve relations between members of the platoon. However, the event is likely to be spoilt with Pike's plan to announce a surprise engagement.

Room 101

This week Gregg Wallace, Gabby Logan and Sarah Millican try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include cashpoints, buffets and anti-social cats.

The Good Life

When Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.

Ali G Indahouse

Self-styled voice of the youth Ali G unwittingly becomes embroiled in a plot to overthrow the Prime Minister.

QI

With Susan Calman, Matt Lucas and Josh Widdicombe.

The Good Life

When the Goods realise their house has been taken over by fleas, they a horrified to think that they have contaminated the Leadbetter household during a recent trip.

Have I Got News For You

Jo Brand assumes the role of host as panellists poke fun at the week's events. Zoe Lyons and Irish columnist, literary editor and drama critic Fintan O'Toole join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

Live At The Apollo

Sindhu Vee hosts this episode of the comedy showcase recorded before a packed house at London's Hammersmith Apollo, featuring stand-up performances by New York-based Edinburgh comedy award winner Alex Edelman, and at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe Comedians' Choice Award winner Lou Sanders.

The Unbelievable Truth

David Mitchell hosts three comedy couples: Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney, Marcus Brigstocke and Rachel Parris, and Lucy Porter and Justin Edwards, as they talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as rabbits, marriage, and crisps.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

The Pick Up

Beth's plans go awry when she discovers Vinnie's travelling to meet a potential bride he's met on the internet.

Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing

Nathan illustrates what can happen when you do not listen to your mum.

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

Fay Ripley and Rob Beckett are joined by celebrity guests Angela Griffin, Martin Kemp, Jessica Knappett and Jason Manford to compete head-to-head and test their TV knowledge.

Live At The Apollo

Danny Bhoy presents special guests Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson.

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Gary: Tank Commander

Gary delights Captain Fanshaw by 'saving his life' on a competitive skills exercise.

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Reginald D. Hunter and Sue Perkins.

The News Quiz

Andy Zaltzman is joined this week by Alice Fraser, Hugo Rifkind, Daliso Chaponda and Fern Brady.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbert are up against Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Johnny Vegas is in Dictionary Corner, while Joey Essex 'assists' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

Fay Ripley and Rob Beckett are joined by celebrity guests Angela Griffin, Martin Kemp, Jessica Knappett and Jason Manford to compete head-to-head and test their TV knowledge.

The Jason Byrne Show

Jason Byrne returns to Radio 2 for a second series of his fast-paced, lively stand-up comedy and sketch show. This first episode concerns ageing. Why do married men live longer than single men? Why do old people take a long time to leave the house, and what injury led to Jason's wife making the ultimate sacrifice to romance for her 37 year old husband?

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Ghosts

Cash-strapped Alison and Mike think their dreams have come true when they inherit a grand country house, unaware that it's falling apart and teeming with the ghosts of former inhabitants.

The Graham Norton Show

Sam Neill says Jurassic Park is going to be huge, Billie Piper describes her new film as bonkers and brutal, Tom Jones says he still loves performing, James Nesbitt talks about working in Northern Ireland, and Andi Osho admits writing a book took a lot longer than she thought.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain hosts as Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Kerry Godliman, Rhys James and Sindhu Vee join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look at the news.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Harriet Kemsley take on Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett in the words-and-numbers game, while Mat Ewins joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show.

Stand Up Central

Russell Howard talks erotic buckaroo, landline phones, and weird sex; plus answers questions on literature and older women. His guests are Joe Lycett and Rhys James.

Room 101

This week Gregg Wallace, Gabby Logan and Sarah Millican try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include cashpoints, buffets and anti-social cats.

The Stand Up Sketch Show

Routines by comedians Bobby Mair, Judi Love, Catherine Bohart, Ivo Graham, Adam Rowe, Adam Hess, Lily Phillips, Sean McLoughlin and Rhys Nicholson are reconstructed as sketches.

Stand Up Central

Russell Howard talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani.

The Stand Up Sketch Show

Routines by comedians Marlon Davis, Russell Kane, Sarah Keyworth, Adam Rowe, Maisie Adam, Luke McQueen, Kelly Convey and Seann Walsh are reconstructed as sketches.

Bless This House

The death of Sid's one-legged uncle seems to promise a small windfall for the Abbotts. They're less than prepared for the non-financial reward that arrives though!

QI

With Susan Calman, Matt Lucas and Josh Widdicombe.

Ghosts

Cash-strapped Alison and Mike think their dreams have come true when they inherit a grand country house, unaware that it's falling apart and teeming with the ghosts of former inhabitants.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbert are up against Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Johnny Vegas is in Dictionary Corner, while Joey Essex 'assists' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.

Back

The return of Charismatic Mike, one of Ellen's ex-lovers, leads Stephen to wonder if this whirlwind of a man might be his biological father.

Don't Hate The Playaz

Jordan Stephens hosts the anarchic hip hop comedy panel show. Maya Jama, London Hughes, Poet and Mo Gilligan go up against Lady Leshurr, Darren Harriott, Marlon Davis and Yung Filly. They go head to head in rap battles, dance-offs and hip hop karaoke challenges.

Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains

Comedian and unexpected ballroom dancing star Bill Bailey, comic Tom Allen and TV presenter AJ Odudu share their embarrassing teenage stories with host Rhod Gilbert.

The Good Life

When Margo is to have a new wind-break erected in her garden that would cast a shadow over the Goods' new fruit patch, Tom and Barbara ask her to move it elsewhere.

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Reginald D. Hunter and Sue Perkins.

Crazy Days

Hughie Green narrates a selection of highlights from the silent film era.

The Good Life

When the Goods realise their house has been taken over by fleas, they a horrified to think that they have contaminated the Leadbetter household during a recent trip.

Zone Of Champions

Comedy clip show, in which sports commentators played by John Thomson and Jessica Knappett narrate home movie footage as if they were sporting events. Featuring coverage of Dog Jenga, the Alpine Calamity and Wilfully Dangerous Snooker.

Crowned Hudds

Roy Hudd stars in a new slant on King Charles II, with June Whitfield and Chris Emmett.

Turf Wars

A woman takes extreme measures to secure a school place for her talented 11-year-old son, when she discovers her home is out of the catchment area. Comedy drama, by Jeremy Front, starring Katherine Parkinson, Darren Boyd and Emma Fryer.

The Unbelievable Truth

David Mitchell hosts three comedy couples: Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney, Marcus Brigstocke and Rachel Parris, and Lucy Porter and Justin Edwards, as they talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as rabbits, marriage, and crisps.