Schedule Tuesday 13th October 2020
Time Flies
A repeat of this 1944 film.
Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 5 - Timmy Can't DanceTimmy and his class explore dance, from hula to line dancing, but Timmy cannot get into the groove.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 31 - The MagpieA magpie has nested in the big tree and is causing chaos by stealing everything around the farm. The magpie's nest soon begins to fill up with loot and Shaun has to come up with a brilliant plan to outwit the burgling bird.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 47 - Thanks A Minion!Penfold's chances of winning a Sidekickie award are in peril when Stiletto attempts to snatch the prize. Greenback plots to destroy the world with termites, and DM gets overly enthusiastic.
Chef!
Series 3, Episode 2 - Reeny/RenéeRenée, the spoilt daughter of new restaurant owner Cyril, joins Gareth's team in the kitchen.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 44 - Cave Train Trouble, SloveniaLars zooms to the rescue when Glitch and Tala go off the rails in search of a baby dragon.
Rob Newman's Half-Full Philosophy Hour
Episode 1 - 3000 Years Of Bad IdeasThe comic traverses the weird world of philosophy to reveal how James Bond was inspired by Nietzsche, and why horny wood wasps might take issue with Einstein.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 13 - Plipp And ZoppBitz and Bob are on the lookout for spaceships in the Big Hot Sandy Desert when a rocket crash-lands near them.
Chef!
Series 3, Episode 3 - Lessons In TalkingTalk of divorce gives Gareth severe mood swings as he mingles with his diners.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 19 - The Sleeping PrinceWhen Neddie Seagoon is made president of Yakabakoo, he tries to quell a revolution.
Any Other Business
Episode 5Episode 5: The aggravation of Chesbury politics presents a spot of blackmail.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 9 - Justin's CometJustin and Robert are having a stargazing party to watch the rare Justin's Comet, which is passing over Justin Town for the first time in a gazillion years. They set up a massive telescope so everybody can witness the event together.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
Man About The House
Series 4, Episode 6 - My Son, My SonThe tax man wants a meeting with Mr Roper, and Mildred is aghast to discover he's spent the last 19 years claiming tax relief for their non-existent son, Leslie - now apparently at university! Meanwhile upstairs, the trio are short of money and can't pay their rent, but Larry offers Robin a solution.
The News Quiz
Series 103, Episode 6Andy Zaltzman hosts the satirical quiz in front of a virtual audience, with guests Mark Steel, Lloyd Langford, Helen Lewis and Felicity Ward.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 28 - Keyboard CapersDetermined to finish Beethoven's symphony, Mr Bean wangles himself a grand piano, a music book, a candelabra - and a very patient piano teacher. Liberace, eat your heart out!
Minder
Series 10, Episode 2 - Another Case Of Van BlankLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 2 - Ted At The HelmTed is now convinced that he is to become the new Camp Entertainments Manager. This feeling is reinforced by the fact that he has been summoned to Head Office.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 2.1, Trouble With the Credit Card: Tommy discovers that Sheila has been on a spending spree with the credit card.
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Last Picture ShowChrissy's dating an exceedingly dull man with a particular fondness for film-making - the more arty, the better. It's also her birthday, and he gives her a brand new cine camera, which she sets about experimenting with. Meanwhile, Larry can think of much more interesting types of films...
Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 1 - Queen Vic's Home VidsA special episode making 200 years since the birth of Queen Victoria. Featuring Victorian fake news, paparazzi, and camera men strapped to the front of moving trains, Queen Victoria shows you how her subjects invented and became obsessed with films!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 5 - Surprise At ThrostlenestWhile preparations are being made for Compo's funeral, Nora finds a letter he has written.
That's My Boy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Settling InDespite Robert's resistance, Ida is settling in as housekeeper. Her happiness is short-lived when her brother Wilfred turns up - shortly followed by Robert's 'other mother'.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 17 - Chocco ChimpThe prizes have disappeared from Mr Slater's new crazy golf course, and Richard is puzzled. Then the famous detectives Sherlock Sooty and Doctor Watsit are called in to investigate - and set a trap to catch the thief. Guest starring Matthew Corbett.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small FuneralClegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mr BullyFeaturing fat cat drama in Downton Moggy. Also, join Holly Willoughay and Holly Willoughby for Surprise Surprise Surprise Surprise.
Incredible Women
Series 8, Episode 2Jeremy starts to experience unexplained phenomena, much to the disdain of his interviewee, the famous skeptic Dr Fay Sullivan.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 12 - Ewe've Been FramedShaun accidentally breaks the farmer's glasses; he and Bitzer have their work cut out trying to prevent their shortsighted master from having mishaps around the farm.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 13 - Bitzer's New HatThe Farmer gives Bitzer a horrible new hat. Bitzer is very upset as he treasured his old hat. The flock rallies round to try to cheer him up with a selection of dashing alternative head gear.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 11 - We Want To Break FreeDennis is exasperated to find that he can't land himself in detention.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Abominable ShowmanJJ is torn between Blamjitsu with the yeti, and helping the Dinmakers write a school song.
Natalie Haynes Stands Up For The Classics
Series 5, Episode 4 - Homer: The IliadNatalie performs a comedy routine about Homer's Iliad, an epic work about gods, Greeks and Trojans, men and women, mothers and fathers and lovers.
2point4 Children
Series 5, Episode 6 - The Truth Is Out ThereRona has a surprising confession to make. Her mother, dead some 11 years, is still the named tenant of her house, and now the council have found out and want to evict her. But Auntie Pearl has a far more devastating confession of her own.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 19 - The Sleeping PrinceWhen Neddie Seagoon is made president of Yakabakoo, he tries to quell a revolution.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 9 - Waffle And The Tooth FairyDoug's tooth has fallen out, so Jess and Simon tell Waffle about the Tooth Fairy. Waffle longs to meet the Tooth Fairy and his dream comes true.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 9 - Timmy Rings The BellMittens proudly shows off the shiny new bell on her collar but is inconsolable when it goes missing.
Any Other Business
Episode 5Episode 5: The aggravation of Chesbury politics presents a spot of blackmail.
2point4 Children
Series 6, Episode 1 - Dog Day AfternoonBill and Rona are at a loss when they find themselves at home with no chores, no plans, and a quiet house. That is until Jenny thunders in, proclaiming it "the worst day of my life".
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 1 - Asleep In The DeepA bomb hits Walmington's pumping station, where Walker and Godfrey are on watch. The efforts to free them from the wreckage are somewhat wasted after Mainwaring, Wilson, Pike, Frazer and Hodges are trapped with them... and then a broken pipe slowly floods the room with water.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 9 - CrushDave gets a girlfriend who turns out to be an alien. And she turns out to bear a striking similarity to a everyday household item.
The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 2 - The Gold RushCharming and bullying, the Thomas brothers set about their plans for a New Trefelin.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 2 - Keep Young And BeautifulFollowing questions in the House of Commons, it is proposed that older members of the Home Guard should join the ARP while younger members of the ARP join the Home Guard. It looks like most of Mainwaring's men could be in the firing line.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 10 - BikeAnna is practising for the school cycling test and is good at it. Dave isn't quite as skilled, but with a new bike from his parents he really hopes to pass.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 2.1, Trouble With the Credit Card: Tommy discovers that Sheila has been on a spending spree with the credit card.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 2 - Ted At The HelmTed is now convinced that he is to become the new Camp Entertainments Manager. This feeling is reinforced by the fact that he has been summoned to Head Office.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Confidence TrickDanger Mouse's confidence take a hit when The Baron steals it to invigorate his shy daughter and create a criminal mastermind!
Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 6 - Games BunkerThe hosts take on the role of airline pilots in I'm Not Really A..., Aunty meets her match in The Kiss Chase, and actor Sally Lindsay is the star guest on Diddy Chat.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 2Eggs, sausages, a freezer and toilet roll are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment!
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 45 - The PlagueTo avoid failing a test Cleo unleashes plagues over Scream Street, not realising how bad they would be - she is now desperate to stop them! Can she enlist the help of Luke and Resus before they ruin the entire town?
Minder
Series 10, Episode 3 - All Things Brighton BeautifulLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 1 - Asleep In The DeepA bomb hits Walmington's pumping station, where Walker and Godfrey are on watch. The efforts to free them from the wreckage are somewhat wasted after Mainwaring, Wilson, Pike, Frazer and Hodges are trapped with them... and then a broken pipe slowly floods the room with water.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 28 - Keyboard CapersDetermined to finish Beethoven's symphony, Mr Bean wangles himself a grand piano, a music book, a candelabra - and a very patient piano teacher. Liberace, eat your heart out!
Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 7 - Work ExperienceWhen a work experience student arrives at Pottsfield, Danny and Mick see a chance to get her to do all their work so that they can experience all the fun!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 5 - Surprise At ThrostlenestWhile preparations are being made for Compo's funeral, Nora finds a letter he has written.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 12 - Waffle's RehearsalThe Poodles' Class rehearse for the school show, and Waffle has a special line to sing.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small FuneralClegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
Fresh Fields
Series 4, Episode 6 - Caught In The ActStress hits the Fields' household when Peter's parents announce that they are coming to stay. Not even Sonia can escape their boring presence!
Rob Newman's Half-Full Philosophy Hour
Episode 1 - 3000 Years Of Bad IdeasThe comic traverses the weird world of philosophy to reveal how James Bond was inspired by Nietzsche, and why horny wood wasps might take issue with Einstein.
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 1Diana is distraught when she receives a letter informing her that her investments have gone bad, leaving her bankrupt. As she hot-foots it to London to shout at the receivers, Tom discovers his apartment has rising damp.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 2 - Ted At The HelmTed is now convinced that he is to become the new Camp Entertainments Manager. This feeling is reinforced by the fact that he has been summoned to Head Office.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 11 - Sports DayDetermined to win this year's Sport's Day, finally making Betty's dreams come true, Dave 'adapts' Anna's chair to speed things up in the final race.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 12 - DigWhen Betty insists Dave finds a hobby, he takes up treasure hunting, and rocks the very foundations of his tower block home.
Rob Newman's Half-Full Philosophy Hour
Episode 2 - The New Forest Festival Of Stoic PhilosophyThe comic dives into the world of Stoicism, thanks to a friend who has discovered its life-changing wonders, and takes a unique ride with Jacques Derrida.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Woman Never LiesFollowing the commotion at the chateau, the resistance are blackmailing Helga, Gruber and the Colonel with evidence of the Fallen Madonna. The only chance they have of raising the 10 million franc ransom is to hold-up the garrison pay truck! Meanwhile, Michelle's radio station is beginning to take shape.
Dad's Army
A selection of episodes from fifth series of the Home Guard sitcom.
Crooks In Cloisters
Film about a band of London thieves who decides to make a strategic retreat to a Cornish monastery.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 19 - The Sleeping PrinceWhen Neddie Seagoon is made president of Yakabakoo, he tries to quell a revolution.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 11 - 'Orrible Oliver CromwellOliver Cromwell rises from obscurity, challenges King Charles I in the English Civil War, and ultimately orders the King's execution - as he says, a it was a 'cruel necessity'. In other parts of Britain there are a bunch of oddly named Puritan soldiers, and the great writers Shakespeare and Milton square up for a word battle.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 8 - A White Sweater And A Solicitor's LetterA letter intended for Compo interests the town and terrifies his son, Tom.
Any Other Business
Episode 5Episode 5: The aggravation of Chesbury politics presents a spot of blackmail.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 4With guests Craig Revel-Horwood, Ben Fogle, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.
Craig & Danny: Funny, Black & On TV
A celebration of pioneering black comedians in Britain, and examination of the future.
A League Of Their Own
Series 15, Episode 8Freddie Flintoff muscles his way onto the host's chair for a turn at leading the sporting panel show, while Jamie and Romesh are joined by a host of famous faces from the world of sport and comedy. This week, Scottish footballing legend Ally McCoist joins the gang, along with presenter and radio personality Laura Woods, while hosts of The Last Leg, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe complete their transfer deal and join the fun too.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 5Rob Brydon welcomes legendary comedian Ronnie Corbett, TV darling Julian Clary, Geordie comic Sarah Millican and TV presenter Holly Walsh to the comedy panel show.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 1With Romesh Ranganathan, Martin Kemp, Mel Giedroyc and David Haye.
Budgie
Our Story So Far. Budgie is on the run again. But this time he has the police hot on his tail as well as Charlie Endell. Who will catch him first?
The Two Ronnies
Series 1, Episode 4The Ronnies look at fancy dress parties, there's music from New World, and the fourth chapter of Hampton Wick.
QI
Series Q, Episode 2 - QuintessentialEnjoy some quintessential QI with Cariad Lloyd, Holly Walsh and Josh Widdicombe.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 2 - DadsLee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
The Two Ronnies
Series 1, Episode 5Henrietta meets Toulouse-Lautrec as Hampton Wick continues. Plus French comedy-eater Chaz Chase, more music, and a visit to a rather confused doctor.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Room With An AlanDespite being reduced to living in a roadside motel and presenting an early-morning programme on Radio Norwich, Alan still dreams of launching a new show on the BBC. However, his meeting with chief commissioner Tony Hayers does not run smoothly.
Raiders Of The Lost Archive
Pilot, Episode 1 - HolidaysSome of Scotland's funniest minds delve deep into BBC Scotland's archives.
The Ranganation
Series 2, Episode 3Jo Brand and Rob Beckett join the Ranganation to discuss lockdown snacks, "essential" businesses worldwide, and a Phil Collins drumming challenge.
Live At The Apollo
Series 5, Episode 4 - Rhod Gilbert and John BishopWelsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts, with a rapturous guest appearance from Liverpudlian John Bishop.
Rob Newman's Half-Full Philosophy Hour
Episode 1 - 3000 Years Of Bad IdeasThe comic traverses the weird world of philosophy to reveal how James Bond was inspired by Nietzsche, and why horny wood wasps might take issue with Einstein.
Bash The Entertainer: Behind The Smile
Documentary following Scottish social media star Bachala Mbunzama, AKA Bash The Entertainer.
Everyone Quite Likes Justin
Series 2, Episode 1Justin is still living with his father-in-law, still working with his ex-wife and still calling on his gran for her words of wisdom. This week, he also has to cope with not having a plus one to bring to his school reunion.
Two Doors Down
Series 3, Episode 2 - Eric's ColonEric's patience is tested to the limit when his attempts to recover peacefully from a minor medical mishap are interrupted by his unruly neighbours.
Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 1, Episode 2Russell Kane, Verona Rose, AJ Odudu and Nathan Caton join team leaders Chizzy Akudolu and Judi Love to take viewers on a tour of black British history.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the second series of the cornershop sitcom.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - Brian's BrainKarl pitches his movie idea, The Wife of Brian - an out of work actor called Brian takes over the body of the dead Tom Cruise to finish Mission: Impossible 8.
Taskmaster
Series 3, Episode 1 - Pea In A HaystackGreg Davies and Alex Horne return with a new set of challenges, frustrating the minds of Al Murray, Dave Gorman, Paul Chowdhry, Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe. The opening episode includes vegetable propulsion, an out-of-season snowman called Scoopy and some swede-on-Swede action.
To Hull And Back
Series 2, Episode 4 - Where Do You Think You're Going?In the last episode of this series, Sophie thinks that she'll finally get to meet her Auntie Pamela and her mother gets a job at Humber Helpline, to prove to Sophie that she's the kind one of the two sisters.
Woof - Chris Neill
Woof - True Tales Of Romance And Failure, Episode 1 - A Foreign TongueThis week - an encounter with a violinist... and is France the answer?
Sorry, I Didn't Know
Series 1, Episode 2Russell Kane, Verona Rose, AJ Odudu and Nathan Caton join team leaders Chizzy Akudolu and Judi Love to take viewers on a tour of black British history.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 9Jimmy Carr hosts another game. Sean Lock and Seann Walsh take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Danny Dyer. Bill Bailey is in with Susie Dent.
The Pin
Series 1, Episode 1Strap in for a 15 minute delve in to a world of oddness performed in front of a live studio audience.
Two Doors Down
Series 3, Episode 3 - Break InWhen Cathy and Colin's house is burgled, Cathy goes into meltdown. Beth and Eric find themselves cast as laundress and chief suspect.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - Comic ReliefRicky finds Karl's views on charity mind-boggling, but hilarious.
Old Harry's Game
Series 3, Episode 1 - This Thing Called LoveWhen the Professor claims that love is what drives him, Satan becomes worried about his image on Earth.
Two Weeks To Live
Episode 6As the gang reach the safety of the cabin, Kim finds herself back where she started, her plans now shattered and her mum's lies revealed.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 2 - The TestMark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires.
Have I Got News For You
Series 56, Episode 8Ian and Paul return for another look at the headlines, with guest host Jennifer Saunders and panellists Grayson Perry and Matt Forde.
Not Going Out
Series 5, Episode 2 - DadsLee's lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
Da Ali G Show
Episode 6Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 6The guests this week are Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Rufus Hound, Miranda Hart and Welsh funny man Rhod Gilbert.
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Room With An AlanDespite being reduced to living in a roadside motel and presenting an early-morning programme on Radio Norwich, Alan still dreams of launching a new show on the BBC. However, his meeting with chief commissioner Tony Hayers does not run smoothly.
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 1 - LawAli meets Buzz 'Lightyear' Aldrin and gets a taste of Police Academy. Borat goes speed dating and Bruno presents an in-depth fashion report.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 7Joining David's team this week are comedic TV presenter Patrick Kielty and veteran actor Bernard Cribbins. They'll be doing their best to outwit Lee and his team: Deborah Meaden from Dragon's Den and comic Mark Watson.
CelebAbility
Series 3, Episode 2Iain Stirling and team captain Scarlett Moffatt lead three friends in games against Tommy Mallet, Una Healy, Alice Perrin and Tez Ilyas, based on the celebs' unusual talents.
Two Doors Down
Series 3, Episode 3 - Break InWhen Cathy and Colin's house is burgled, Cathy goes into meltdown. Beth and Eric find themselves cast as laundress and chief suspect.
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 3 - PoliticsAli speaks to prominent Republican Newt Gingrich, Borat tries his hand at acting, and Austrian model Bruno meets top designer Marc Jacobs.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 1 - Jeremy At JLBAn increasing air of desperation surrounds Mark and Jeremy as they determine to enjoy their final days of freedom in credit crunch Croydon before Sophie's baby arrives.
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScienceIn Hollywood Ali attempts to break into the world of TV, Borat learns the finer points of etiquette, and Bruno talks fashion in LA.
Harry Hill's World Of TV
Episode 1 - SoapsHarry looks at soap operas, from 1954's The Grove Family through to Crossroads, and Albion Market, to Coronation Street and EastEnders.
QI
Series Q, Episode 2 - QuintessentialEnjoy some quintessential QI with Cariad Lloyd, Holly Walsh and Josh Widdicombe.
Like They've Never Been Gone
Episode 2.1, Trouble With the Credit Card: Tommy discovers that Sheila has been on a spending spree with the credit card.
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 2 - The TestMark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires.
Zapped
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mr CharismaBrian has lost the amulet. Meanwhile Howell has concocted a potent charisma potion that can charm people into giving you whatever you want.
Rob Newman's Half-Full Philosophy Hour
Episode 1 - 3000 Years Of Bad IdeasThe comic traverses the weird world of philosophy to reveal how James Bond was inspired by Nietzsche, and why horny wood wasps might take issue with Einstein.