Schedule Tuesday 29th September 2020

Minder

Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Timmy Time

Timmy's class go on a picnic, but during a game of football the ball bursts on Apricot's spikes.

Shush!

A wandering poet, a bottle of Calpol and some Roman bathing techniques cause trouble for Snoo and Alice. And just what is Dr Cadogan's unexpected skill?

Shaun The Sheep

The farmer gets Bitzer to help him renovate an old boat, but as soon as his back is turned the sheep and pigs turn the refurbishment into a swashbuckling game of pirates.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse takes on Greenback - but as a geriatric (or elderly) mouse, after the Baron speeds up the rotation of Earth, making everyone and thing 1,000 years older! Can DM pull out all the stops and restore the world?

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch makes the Statue of Liberty fall right into the path of a passing ferry. Go Jetters, Go!

The Lenny Henry Show

Another helping of character-based sketch comedy from Lenny Henry, this time including more from outrageous Jamaican gameshow Box Mi Down, hosted by the great Glenroy Livingstone.

Chef!

With Janice taking over running the business, Gareth enters the world of TV food programmes.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz, Bob and Purl are building a giant Mega Wheel in Craft City for Mayor Bevel, and the local citizens are getting very excited.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back. With George Chisholm standing in for Spike Milligan.

Chef!

Challenged by his long lost dad, Gareth has to rely on Everton to create a "nouveau caribe" cuisine.

Geordie

Film about a weak young Scottish boy who grows up to be a muscle-bound hammer thrower.

Any Other Business

Episode 3: The new mayor has to chair his very first council meeting and he is scared witless.

Justin's House

When Little Monster blocks up the pipes with old custard, Robert calls in the help of slop experts Cook and Line from Swashbuckle.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.

Mr Bean

The nasty tennis player is big and angry and wants his ball back - the one Mr Bean managed to throw onto the roof of a house across the road. Paralysed with vertigo, 60ft up on a window sill, Bean is eventually brought to earth by the helpful intervention of a neighbour's pet hamster.

Man About The House

The flat's thrown into disarray when Robin's friend Larry leaves them with a puppy. With Mr. Roper strictly prohibiting all animals, the trio struggle to keep their new flatmate under wraps.

The News Quiz

Andy Zaltzman is joined this time by among others Francis Wheen, Neil Delamere, Lucy Porter and Fern Brady.

Mr Bean

Bean is tormented by the toothache from hell, but his DIY attempts to pull it out fail, and he is left with no choice but to visit the dreaded dentist. Can Bean face the dentist's chair? Or will the dentist despair of him?

Timmy Time

The class plays hide-and-seek, but no-one wants to hide with the noisy Paxton, who keeps giving them away.

Man About The House

Whilst the Ropers visit a friend (much to George's disapproval) overnight, Robin, Chrissy and Jo take the chance to host a party in their flat. Robin and Chrissy have particular cause to hope the evening goes well.

Hi-De-Hi!

The annual Best Yellowcoat Competition has a very special prize this year: the winner will go to Maplin's new Holiday Camp in the Bahamas.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a couple rehearsing a ballroom dance, accompanied by a piano player.

Ed Reardon's Week

Ed has fallen in love, but his cat proves to be an insurmountable obstacle to happy ever after.

Horrible Histories

A look at some of history's most ingenious inventors, as we take in everything from the invention of the wheel to the crisp.

George & Mildred

After a dull Christmas at the Ropers', and a packed period for the Fourmiles, George gets into a little trouble when playing with one of Tristram's new toys.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Glenda takes a suit that she associates with Barry's racy past to the jumble sale but it falls into Compo's hands.

Sooty

Richard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!

Diddy TV

It's the annual EuroDiddy Song Contest! Also, there's a new episode of Worrying Mum and Dad and a Diddy Chat with Melvin Odoom.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo challenges an old school rival, Goatie Helliwell, to a children's trolley race.

Shaun The Sheep

When the Farmer decides he and Bitzer should head out to spend some time together, Shaun seizes his chance to take charge. He soon discovers the job is not quite as easy as he first thought...

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer decides it's time to get fit - and calls on Bitzer to join him. Bitzer has other ideas and comes up with a secret plan to avoid putting in the hard work. Will his scheme catch up with him in the end?

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

When Gran's Harley gets impounded, Dennis thinks she's lost her groove and given up on her thrill-seeking ways. In trying to help her, Dennis accidentally becomes Old Man Dennis, and teams up with Gran to prove you're never too old to be a rebel.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis is blamed for a theft he didn't commit, and Mrs Creecher's new super-powered tech specs mean she can suddenly see way too well. She teams up with Sergeant Slipper to track down fugitive Dennis who has to somehow hide from the all-seeing tech specs so he can prove his innocence and find the real culprit.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.

Natalie Haynes Stands Up For The Classics

Natalie is joined by Llewelyn Morgan and Paul Roberts to create comedy routines about Roman-British women including a fierce queen and a slave freed for love.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back. With George Chisholm standing in for Spike Milligan.

2point4 Children

Jenny prepares Bill and Ben to meet her boyfriend's parents for the first time. The potential for humiliation is, naturally, huge. Meanwhile, it transpires that David has been breeding cockroaches for school biology projects...

Almost Never

A selection of episodes from the second series of the musical children's sitcom.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

The Brooklyn-Bells take Waffle round to Mrs Hobbs' house to show her what a good dog he's become. She's very impressed until she discovers Waffle has gone missing.

Timmy Time

Timmy is having fun on the tricycle, but Ruffy does not have much luck learning how to ride it.

Any Other Business

Episode 3: The new mayor has to chair his very first council meeting and he is scared witless.

2point4 Children

Frustrated at the family squabbles over dinner, Bill takes advantage of a blown fusebox to force the Porter household into an evening of civilised discussion.

Only Fools And Horses

Del has gone all high-powered and trendy in an attempt to adopt a yuppy image. Rodney is unimpressed as his attention is focused on getting his computer diploma at night school.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Gran needs new teeth. Probably not wise to nab a set found on the side of the road though, under a full moon.

The Indian Doctor

Colliery manager Richard Sharpe is still desperate to find a mysterious green leather diary left behind by Prem's predecessor, Dr Elwyn.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

George wins tickets to the local stately home. It's not long before Dave and the rest of the Spuds find themselves lost in its maze.

Ed Reardon's Week

Ed has fallen in love, but his cat proves to be an insurmountable obstacle to happy ever after.

Hi-De-Hi!

The annual Best Yellowcoat Competition has a very special prize this year: the winner will go to Maplin's new Holiday Camp in the Bahamas.

Danger Mouse

Penfold's addiction to social media leads to the Baron turning all of DM's secrets against him, in a plot to deflate the planet.

Diddy TV

Things get itchy in The Great Diddy Flake Off and it's time to carefully take to the dance floor in Strictly Come Booby-Trapped.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.

Scream Street

A surfing competition with a difference comes to Scream Street - an air surfing competition! But the race is run by a sinister pirate. The gang all enter, not realising they may have just signed their lives away.

Dad's Army

Hodges challenges the Home Guard to a game of cricket, but what Mainwaring does not know is that Hodges is getting a professional to play for the ARP. Of course, Hodges might not need his star ringer if Mainwaring's poor skills are anything to go by.

Mr Bean

The nasty tennis player is big and angry and wants his ball back - the one Mr Bean managed to throw onto the roof of a house across the road. Paralysed with vertigo, 60ft up on a window sill, Bean is eventually brought to earth by the helpful intervention of a neighbour's pet hamster.

Mr Bean

Bean is tormented by the toothache from hell, but his DIY attempts to pull it out fail, and he is left with no choice but to visit the dreaded dentist. Can Bean face the dentist's chair? Or will the dentist despair of him?

Bitz & Bob

Bitz and Bob are making a film about Big Pop.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Glenda takes a suit that she associates with Barry's racy past to the jumble sale but it falls into Compo's hands.

Go Jetters

The rare Black Lion Tamarins need help to survive in the pristine forests of Sao Paulo.

Shush!

A wandering poet, a bottle of Calpol and some Roman bathing techniques cause trouble for Snoo and Alice. And just what is Dr Cadogan's unexpected skill?

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Evie gets a homemade dog house for her birthday, and Mrs Hobs takes up rollerskating.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo challenges an old school rival, Goatie Helliwell, to a children's trolley race.

Fresh Fields

William returns home, more than a little worse for drink, after entertaining a potential new lucrative client. Meanwhile, Hester's busy with her catering enterprise, and is hoping to rope William into butler duties at an upcoming function.

The Lenny Henry Show

Another helping of character-based sketch comedy from Lenny Henry, this time including more from outrageous Jamaican gameshow Box Mi Down, hosted by the great Glenroy Livingstone.

Waiting For God

After a rather unique funeral service, Bayview welcomes a somewhat younger resident than is usual for a bit of R-n-R: overworked local vicar Dennis. Tom has a grand plan to have him counsel Marion.

Hi-De-Hi!

The annual Best Yellowcoat Competition has a very special prize this year: the winner will go to Maplin's new Holiday Camp in the Bahamas.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Summer rears its hot, cheeky head in Grimsby but Dave has found a way to keep the Spud flat nice and cool. Maybe too cool.

Taskmaster

Alex Horne lures all five competitors to a remote wasteland for a challenge involving eggs and medical equipment. Meanwhile, David Baddiel spray-paints his face, Rose Matafeo sculpts some vegetables and Jo Brand reveals her stunning psychic superpowers.

The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud

Dave demands to go on a foreign exchange. He soon finds himself headed for a week-long stay in a flat a few doors down.

'Allo 'Allo!

When Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...

Dad's Army

Hodges challenges the Home Guard to a game of cricket, but what Mainwaring does not know is that Hodges is getting a professional to play for the ARP. Of course, Hodges might not need his star ringer if Mainwaring's poor skills are anything to go by.

Horrible Histories

We follow the young Mary as she stumbles from young girl in Scotland, to Queen in France, back to Queen in Scotland, and finally to Elizabeth I's public enemy no. 1 - with a bit of Queenian Rhapsody thrown in for good measure! Meanwhile across the world we meet silver-nosed Danish scientist Tycho Brahe, and Mr H gives us his unique take on the epic Battle of Lepanto in another History's Craziest Fools.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon has a 60-foot caber hidden under his kilt, but the Scots want it back. With George Chisholm standing in for Spike Milligan.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo's son Tom sparks off chaos when he tries to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van.

Dad's Army

Captain Mainwaring is horrified to learn that Wilson has not just been made the manager of his own branch of the bank, but that he has been promoted to Second Lieutenant of the Eastgate platoon.

Any Other Business

Episode 3: The new mayor has to chair his very first council meeting and he is scared witless.

Would I Lie To You?

The guests on this episode are Steve Davis, Craig Parkinson, Sara Pascoe and Claudia Winkleman.

So Awkward Files

Martha doesn't need any help filling in her form. Jas is determined to help out though, cheerfully listing Martha's weaknesses and recalling all the occasions when she didn't tell the truth.

Only Fools And Horses

There is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.

A League Of Their Own

Romesh is clinging on to the helm again this week for another round of sporting antics. This week, former WBC Cruiserweight champion Tony Bellew, Olympic Taekwondo gold medallist Jade Jones, Alan Carr, and Jonathan Ross all join Jamie and Freddie.

Insert Name Here

Andy Hamilton, Suzannah Lipscomb, Naga Munchetty and Reginald D Hunter join captains Richard Osman and Josh Widdicombe as well as host Sue Perkins to answer questions about famous people with the name Jules.

Budgie

Comedy drama about Budgie Bird, a young Cockney with too much ambition and not enough luck.

Porridge

Fletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.

Passions: Richard Pryor By Romesh Ranganathan

Romesh Ranganathan presents a documentary about his comedy hero, Richard Pryor.

Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful - Live At Wembley

TV broadcast of Lee Evans live at Wembley in 2002, unleashing his latest material to a giddy crowd.

QI

With Aisling Bea, Danny Bhoy and Jimmy Carr.

The Inbetweeners 2

Comedy sequel to smash-hit 2011 film The Inbetweeners Movie. Will, Simon, Jay and Neil head off on an Australian road trip.

Ricky & Ralf's Very Northern Road Trip

The Royle campervan hits the North-East, to experience the Angel of the North, a working coal mine and glass blowing - and meet local pigeon-racers, food bank heroes - and a soccer legend.

The Two Ronnies

Starring Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker with New World, Tina Charles and Madeline Smith as Henrietta.

No Sex Please - We're British

Ronnie Corbett and Arthur Lowe star in an adaptation of the long-running stage farce about a bank, some Swedish glassware, and obscene material.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl tells the story of having kidney stones, ponders a phenomenon - and more.

The Ranganation

This week, Romesh's guests are Katherine Ryan and Danny Dyer. Topics include TikTok, virtual dating and Katherine's high-sexed horse.

QI

With Noel Fielding, Colin Lane and Sarah Millican.

The Lenny Henry Show

Another helping of character-based sketch comedy from Lenny Henry, this time including more from outrageous Jamaican gameshow Box Mi Down, hosted by the great Glenroy Livingstone.

Not Going Out

Lucy is stressed. She has an important speech to make at a Recruitment Conference and nobody to help her write it.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl says that sometimes he wishes he were smaller so that things like food portions and cities would be bigger in comparison.

What A Carry On

A riot of laughs feature in this compilation from the hit Carry On film series.

Trust Morecambe & Wise...

Lenny Henry is joined by guests Michael Grade, John Thomson, Gary Morecambe and Angela Rippon - to reveal how Morecambe and Wise can tell us all we need to know about work and money.

Taskmaster

Greg Davies challenges his five fearful funny people to entertain him by completing more baffling challenges which this week involve corneas, crackers and construction.

To Hull And Back

Sophie takes a shine to the new lodger; but the last thing Sheila wants is her daughter getting romantically involved with a UFO fanatic, or anyone else for that matter. She does her best to get rid of this interloper.

The Consultants

Sketch show written by and starring Neil Edmond, Justin Edwards and James Rawlings.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

A brand new compilation of the best bits from various recent series of the words and numbers show.

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the cornershop sitcom.

Michael McIntyre: Happy And Glorious

TV edit of Michael McIntyre's 2015 DVD.

Angela Barnes: You Can't Take It With You

Super-sharp everywoman Angela Barnes, remembering her larger-than-life father, tackles life and love and, with the help of the audience, packs herself a fantasy coffin.

Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea

Hamish finds a rival in the Laird after falling head over heels for society beauty Lady Caroline Fitz-Neatleigh.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

Two Weeks To Live

Unaware they're now being hunted by Brooks and Thompson on the orders of Jimmy's daughter, the mysterious Terri, Kim finally stands up to her mum.

Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live

Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine another week's news from around the globe in the company of guests James Acaster, Tom Allen, Ari Eldjarn, Ed Gamble and Ellie Taylor.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

Would I Lie To You?

The guests on this episode are Steve Davis, Craig Parkinson, Sara Pascoe and Claudia Winkleman.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Karl says that sometimes he wishes he were smaller so that things like food portions and cities would be bigger in comparison.

Insert Name Here

Andy Hamilton, Suzannah Lipscomb, Naga Munchetty and Reginald D Hunter join captains Richard Osman and Josh Widdicombe as well as host Sue Perkins to answer questions about famous people with the name Jules.

Trust Morecambe & Wise...

Lenny Henry is joined by guests Michael Grade, John Thomson, Gary Morecambe and Angela Rippon - to reveal how Morecambe and Wise can tell us all we need to know about work and money.

Da Ali G Show

In the first show of his very own series, Ali G heads to Cannes to secure funding for his own film idea and talks to disgraced politician Neil Hamilton in the studio. He also hosts a debate on animal rights, and Borat investigates British manners.

Live At The Apollo

Jamali Maddix introduces the impressive comedy talents of rising stars Fern Brady and Sindhu Vee.

Da Ali G Show

This week's The Message debate concerns politics. John Humphrys joins Ali for his studio interview, Travis front man Fran Healy performs, and Borat looks for the best English performers at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Ed Reardon's Week

Ed has fallen in love, but his cat proves to be an insurmountable obstacle to happy ever after.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

The Almost Impossible Gameshow

Challenges this time include Bouncy Sprint, Sweetcorn Drop and Shin Smash.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Dara O Briain presents the very best moments from the first two series of Dave's UKTV Original hit show, Go 8 Bit.

Shush!

A wandering poet, a bottle of Calpol and some Roman bathing techniques cause trouble for Snoo and Alice. And just what is Dr Cadogan's unexpected skill?

The Lenny Henry Show

Another helping of character-based sketch comedy from Lenny Henry, this time including more from outrageous Jamaican gameshow Box Mi Down, hosted by the great Glenroy Livingstone.