Schedule Wednesday 2nd September 2020
The Ghost Of St. Michael's
Will Hay comedy.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 26 - Timmy's SnowmanYabba builds a fantastic snowman, but Timmy thinks he can do better.
Clare In The Community
Series 9, Episode 2 - In Blog We TrustClare is convinced that the Sparrowhawk Centre is the home of a blogger called the Secret Social Worker and sets out to track them down.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 2 - Draw The LineThe flock hijack a road line-painting machine and cause chaos while creating giant works of art in the field. However, will farmer appreciate their art?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 18 - Never Say Clever AgainDanger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.
Chef!
Series 1, Episode 5 - Fame Is The SpurWith Janice taking over running the business, Gareth enters the world of TV food programmes.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 11 - Tulip Fields, NetherlandsFlower power! Foz and Xuli race to stop a runaway harvester destroying a tulip field.
Paul Sinha's General Knowledge
Series 2, Episode 3The comedian considers famous people who have fallen from the public eye, including a model who appeared on an iconic Vogue cover alongside four of the biggest names on the catwalk.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 18 - Mayor Bevel's Mega WheelBitz, Bob and Purl are building a giant Mega Wheel in Craft City for Mayor Bevel, and the local citizens are getting very excited.
Chef!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Rice And PeasChallenged by his long lost dad, Gareth has to rely on Everton to create a "nouveau caribe" cuisine.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Foreign LegionAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
After Henry
Series 3, Episode 8 - The End of a ChapterSarah is off to Florence but worries about her mother, plus there's shock news from Clare.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 5 - Robert's BookRobert is trying to read a book, but Justin and Little Monster really want him to play with them instead.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
Bless This House
Series 3, Episode 10 - Entente Not So CordialeAfter struggling to translate a letter inviting Sid and Jean to Paris, it becomes apparent that the senders are Henri and Odette, a sweet young French couple who saved Sid's life during WWII. As the couple pack their backs, Mike and Sally prepare to party...
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 4 - Timmy's CookieHarriet shows the class how to make cookies and Timmy decides to make one bigger than all the others.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Day Of ReckoningIn the past, ex-jockey Fred Quilly took £300 from a race-gang to pull a horse. He failed to stop his horse winning and is convinced the gang are out for revenge.
Let George Do It!
George Formby comedy.
Bless This House
Series 3, Episode 11 - I'm Not Jealous, I'll Kill HimSid sees the green monster when Sally's new beau turns out to be the son of a man Jean was once engaged to - albeit for a mere fortnight - but worse than that, he's charming, absolutely loaded, and keen to take Jean out for an expensive meal...
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 6 - More About More And MoreThe Twirlywoos are on a beach watching a boy build sandcastles.
Kathmandu Or Bust
Episode 2 - Gut ReactionOn the expedition to Kathmandu, the five travellers hit Europe but mutiny is in the air.
Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 2 - Viking Eye For The Straight GuyThe Horrible History of (often literally) dressing to kill.
Minder
Series 8, Episode 1 - The Loneliness Of The Long Distance EntrepreneurLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 10 - Family PlanningMildred's mother has come to stay for the week, and it's become increasingly clear that she won't be able to live alone for much longer. Mildred calls a family meeting to decide what should happen to her - and George makes a discovery.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 2 - Call The DidwifeThere's heart-warming drama in Call the Didwife. The staff at the local sewage works learn to sing in The Choir and there's laughter galore in Diddy at the Apollo.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 5 - Stop That BathCompo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 3 - The ShepherdTorrential rain threatens to ruin the annual Sheep Dog trials, but the Farmer begs the judges for an opportunity to show off his talented Flock. Things go smoothly until Timmy tries to learn to whistle... Will this stop the Farmer winning another cup to add to his prize collection?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 4 - You Missed A BitThe Farmer expects the windows of his farmhouse to be spotless, so Bitzer calls on the services of the Flock to help him clean them. He quickly discovers that they don't always work very well as a team when chaos breaks out. Will Bitzer be able to clear up the mess before The Farmer returns?
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dinmaker DivaDennis and the gang are fed up with dinner lady Olive's completely inedible school dinners. In their mission to 'drop the slop', they discover a poster of her past career as a singer. The gang ask her to join The Dinmakers - hoping she'll swap a life in the kitchen for fame. However, after unleashing Olive's inner diva, their new mission is how to get Olive back into the kitchen!
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 4 - Raiders Of The Lost SweetieMrs Creecher confiscates Dennis' rare sour sweetie - The Tongue Destroyer. Dennis is desperate to get the sweet back and takes his friends on an adventure to the school's 'Confiscatorium', a secret place where all confiscated goods are hidden in the depths of Bash Street School.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated children's comedy.
Jack & Millie
Series 2, Episode 1 - Service EconomyJack and Millie are back and ready to deal with Harry's bongos, Delphine's chicken, Shirley's bombshell and a cleaner with flashbacks.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 1 - Leader Of The PackWhilst Ben's having a "busy" day drinking tea, Bill is sent running around after everyone. Jenny's in trouble at school, David's noisy at home, and the shop is overrun with OAPs.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Foreign LegionAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 13 - Waffle's Doggy BuddiesAn old friend of Gramps, Mr Willow, brings along his two dogs to play with Waffle. Evie feels a bit left out until Waffle reassures her. The two new dogs escape into Mrs Hobbs's garden, so Waffle has to save the day.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 17 - Timmy On SafariTimmy dreams of being an explorer who tracks and photographs wild animals.
After Henry
Series 3, Episode 8 - The End of a ChapterSarah is off to Florence but worries about her mother, plus there's shock news from Clare.
2point4 Children
Series 1, Episode 2 - Saturday Night And Sunday MorningBill's stress levels haven't lowered when she's left with annoying sister-in-law Tina, and she and David soon storm out. Is the man on the motorbike following her...?
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 7 - More About WrappingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a hospital and watch a nurse wrapping a man's leg in bandages.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant TravellerNurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.
Take Me High
A repeat of this 1973 film.
Kathmandu Or Bust
Episode 2 - Gut ReactionOn the expedition to Kathmandu, the five travellers hit Europe but mutiny is in the air.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Day Of ReckoningIn the past, ex-jockey Fred Quilly took £300 from a race-gang to pull a horse. He failed to stop his horse winning and is convinced the gang are out for revenge.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 13 - The Unusual SuspectsWhen secret information is leaked from HQ all eyes fall on Colonel K! Is it possible he's a traitor or is there something suspicious about his moustache?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 3 - Happy Birthday Timmy!It's Timmy's birthday and the flock throw a party for him. At first he's delighted by all the attention; but when the flock become distracted and he's left with no-one to play with, he decides to entertain himself.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 6 - WhiffwangDiddy TV proudly presents Total Total Wipeout - a show unlike any other. There's also the comedy game show Panel Beaters and Coronation Street's Colson Smith is held hostage in Diddy Chat.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 8 - Things Get ChilliPieface falls under the influence of a fiery chilli pepper and unexpectedly turns rogue.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nightmare On Scream StreetResus can't get a good night's sleep - he keeps having nightmares. Luke and Cleo decide to take Resus to Eefa's to try and find a solution to his problem.
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 2 - When You've Got To GoMrs. Pike is shocked to learn that Pike has been successfully called up into the armed forces despite his health. Meanwhile, Mainwaring has set himself the near-impossible task of finding enough people to donate 100 pints of blood.
Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 5 - Dress To ImpressDanny gets stuck inside Joy's favourite dress - and somehow, so does Mick!
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 7 - Princess Purl's Big SleepNaughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Day Of ReckoningIn the past, ex-jockey Fred Quilly took £300 from a race-gang to pull a horse. He failed to stop his horse winning and is convinced the gang are out for revenge.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 12 - Himalayan Heroes, NepalHoping to follow in his great-aunt's footsteps, Glitch enlists the help of a sceptical Foz and a friendly yak in order to find a yeti in the Himalayas. But when a snowstorm traps them in a cave on the mountainside, the rest of the Go Jetters must battle the elements to find their friends.
Clare In The Community
Series 9, Episode 2 - In Blog We TrustClare is convinced that the Sparrowhawk Centre is the home of a blogger called the Secret Social Worker and sets out to track them down.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 4, Episode 12 - Waffle's RehearsalThe Poodles' Class rehearse for the school show, and Waffle has a special line to sing.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 6 - MoneyTracey faces a dilemma after Garth receives a windfall.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
Paul Sinha's General Knowledge
Series 2, Episode 3The comedian considers famous people who have fallen from the public eye, including a model who appeared on an iconic Vogue cover alongside four of the biggest names on the catwalk.
Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 7On the verge of a bungee jump, Tom finally secures Diana's agreement to marry him. She is far from amused at his blackmailing antics. Harvey's more concerned with his continued efforts to join the golf club.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 5 - Stop That BathCompo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 1With Romesh Ranganathan, Martin Kemp, Mel Giedroyc and David Haye.
Paul Sinha's General Knowledge
Series 2, Episode 4This episode ranges from the funniest Clives in history, via the first anti-Nazi Oscar winner, to the 1974 Eurovision Song Contest and the real, uncredited, writer of one of rock music's most famous songs.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 17 - Going Like A BombWith Monsieur Alfonse now considered by Herr Flick to have been exploded by a bedpan, the Colonel sets up Captain Bertorelli to be caught with the stolen - and forged - money. Unfortunately, nothing runs smoothly...
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 2 - When You've Got To GoMrs. Pike is shocked to learn that Pike has been successfully called up into the armed forces despite his health. Meanwhile, Mainwaring has set himself the near-impossible task of finding enough people to donate 100 pints of blood.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 2With Bob Mortimer, Nadiya Hussain, Diane Morgan and Michael Smiley.
Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 5 - Heroic Heroes And Villainous VillainsHorrible Histories takes a look at the world's greatest heroes and villains. On the heroic side, there is everything from Douglas Bader's frequent escapes to the first men on the moon and Martin Luther king Jr, whereas our more villainous side contains Al Capone, and Rameses the Great, and Steve Biceps brings us History's Deadly 60.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Foreign LegionAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 9 - From Audrey Nash To The Widow DilhooleyTruly is reunited with his childhood sweeheart.
Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 3 - Is There Honey Still For Tea?There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome, and Mainwaring struggles to break the news. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 9 - CamouflageWith Emily in hospital having her tonsils out and a history project due, Hank decides that the best possible course of action is to take Katherine - Emily's lizard and best friend - into school. Meanwhile at the hospital, Stan is trying to prove to Rosa that he's not squeamish - easier said than done when all you want to do is pass out.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Whaley Good TimeFuzzypeg eats the Spuds' fish supper and Dave has to catch another. Things look up when he hooks something, but it turns out to be a whale.
After Henry
Series 3, Episode 8 - The End of a ChapterSarah is off to Florence but worries about her mother, plus there's shock news from Clare.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 4 - Born FreeGeorge takes Dave on an adventure camping, but Dave isn't sure it's a great idea. He's proved right when they both wake up in a bear's cave.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.
Comedy Game Night
Episode 1Joining Liza, Sue and Guz in the larger-than-life technicolour living room tonight are EastEnder Perry Fenwick, presenter Clare Balding, actor Martine McCutcheon, grime MC Big Zuu, comedian Sara Barron, and CBBC's Karim Zeroual.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 3 - PotatoWhen Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...
Guilt
Series 1, Episode 1In a residential street in Edinburgh, two disparate brothers, high flying lawyer Max and Jake a record shop owner accidentally run down an old man, Walter, on their way home from a wedding. Uninsured and under the influence, Jake is persuaded by Max to cover up their deathly deed.
Lee Evans: Monsters
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans' final stand-up tour, recorded in 2014.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 2Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis are joined by James Acaster, Dane Baptiste, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne and Holly Walsh.
Paul Sinha's General Knowledge
Series 2, Episode 3The comedian considers famous people who have fallen from the public eye, including a model who appeared on an iconic Vogue cover alongside four of the biggest names on the catwalk.
Two Weeks To Live
Episode 1Kim sets out into the real world for the first time on a secret mission. But after encountering hapless brothers Nicky and Jay at their local pub, a seemingly harmless prank sets in motion a series of events that sees them all on the run from murderous gangsters.
The Comedy Man
A repeat of this 1964 film.
Alex Horne Presents The Horne Section
Series 2, Episode 5Guest starring Doc Brown, who raps with the band and talks to whales.
A League Of Their Own
Series 15, Episode 2Romesh hosts as Jamie and Freddie go face to face in another round of sporting fun. Joining the boys is World Heavyweight Champion Anthony Joshua, and Kerry Godliman, Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 4 - MoneyBlackadder is facing money troubles - or, as he puts it, 'cashflow problems' - that are far from helped when the notorious baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells arrives to call in a thousand-pound debt.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 3Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss Brexit with Angela Barnes, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Miles Jupp.
Guilt
Series 1, Episode 2Max does his best to take control, while Jake finds himself falling in love with Angie, the dead man's niece.
Woof - Chris Neill
Woof - Honest Mistakes From Home And Abroad, Episode 3 - Habits of a Social AnimalGetting out and meeting people is not something Chris (and many other people) find easy - he examines parties and the swings and roundabouts of social intercourse. And a glass bowl gets broken.
Rubbish
Series 1, Episode 5 - RageEpisode 5, Rage: Martin is forced to attend on-off girlfriend Sarah's "life editing" course, prompting him to realise that a lesson in assertiveness would improve his outlook considerably.
Bunk Bed
Series 6, Episode 1Peter Curran and Patrick Marber discuss their thoughts on Bambi, post-love etiquette, Bowie and farmers.
Upstart Crow
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Know Thee Not, Old ManThis week Will has to confront a demon from his past when his former schoolmaster comes to stay uninvited, much to the disgust of his wife Anne. Meanwhile Marlowe is on the hunt for Roman Catholic spies - but he seems to be rather more interested in ale and pies.
Taskmaster
Series 6, Episode 6 - We Met At MealtimesThis week it's snowy globes, rubbery ducks and wooden-y spoons as all five competitors attempt to impress Greg with their creativity and ingenuity while Alex Horne provides crucial data analytics.
The Harpoon
Episode 2.1: Spoof boys' magazine, with Peter Baynham and Alistair McGowan.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - On The PullJeremy meets Mark in the supermarket and asks him to go to a party. Mark doesn't want to go having been rebuffed earlier by Sophie when he asked her for a date.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Special - Election SpecialJimmy Carr hosts a special version of the game show to tie in with the General Election. Team captains Jon Richardson and Alan Carr are joined by guests Romesh Ranganathan, Sarah Millican and John Kearns.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 1With Romesh Ranganathan, Martin Kemp, Mel Giedroyc and David Haye.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 3 - PotatoWhen Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...
In The Long Run
Series 3, Episode 6A vote is looming on whether to regenerate the Eastbridge Estate or not. One final knees up at the Milton Arms brings the community together as they gear up for the final vote.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 10, Episode 2With Bob Mortimer, Nadiya Hussain, Diane Morgan and Michael Smiley.
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 4 - MoneyBlackadder is facing money troubles - or, as he puts it, 'cashflow problems' - that are far from helped when the notorious baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells arrives to call in a thousand-pound debt.
Upstart Crow
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Know Thee Not, Old ManThis week Will has to confront a demon from his past when his former schoolmaster comes to stay uninvited, much to the disgust of his wife Anne. Meanwhile Marlowe is on the hunt for Roman Catholic spies - but he seems to be rather more interested in ale and pies.
Minder
Series 8, Episode 1 - The Loneliness Of The Long Distance EntrepreneurLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - On The PullJeremy meets Mark in the supermarket and asks him to go to a party. Mark doesn't want to go having been rebuffed earlier by Sophie when he asked her for a date.
Kathmandu Or Bust
Episode 2 - Gut ReactionOn the expedition to Kathmandu, the five travellers hit Europe but mutiny is in the air.
Henry IX
Episode 1 - Reigned InHenry's snap decision to abdicate sends shockwaves through the Royal household, who close ranks in their efforts to make the King see sense.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 4Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Ed Gamble, Rhys James and Zoe Lyons.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mistaken IdentityTonight the madcap Paul Foot is joined by the musical David O'Doherty, Nish Kumar, Michael Legge and Josie Long. Backstage chat with Stewart Lee.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Warring FactionsMark's inappropriate hand placing leave him in a bad position with the object of his desire, Sophie.
Bobby And Harriet Get Married
Episode 3 - I Don't Like Drums Or BassBobby learns that Best Man, Dylan, is to propose but will he return the honour? Meanwhile, Harriet is forced into a world of pain as she has to cut down the guest list.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 5Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, John Robins and Holly Walsh.
Clare In The Community
Series 9, Episode 2 - In Blog We TrustClare is convinced that the Sparrowhawk Centre is the home of a blogger called the Secret Social Worker and sets out to track them down.
Paul Sinha's General Knowledge
Series 2, Episode 3The comedian considers famous people who have fallen from the public eye, including a model who appeared on an iconic Vogue cover alongside four of the biggest names on the catwalk.