Schedule Thursday 18th July 2019

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see a man putting something inside his tent, and they get carried away putting more and more things inside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo has managed to get stuck inside the teapot. Can Peekaboo get out without being spotted by the Twirlywoos?

Hobby Bobbies

The tiny Haling police force is thrown into confusion when the Guv orders a crackdown on vice in their patch. Can social media help unveil the mysterious Big Brenda?

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Sheila fancies having a small porch added to the back door off the kitchen, so calls in a local builder. Peter heads off to see his bank manager for a loan to cover the quote...

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Gnasher finds a Gnashersaurus rex thigh bone while digging in Beanotown Park!

Danger Mouse

When Professor Squawkencluck's Seriousizer ray is nabbed by Pompom, Danger Mouse teams up with his clown-shaped Bozorian equivalent, Cupcake.

Terry Alderton's Whole Half Hour

Surreal stand-up and sketches from Terry Alderton.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

The car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.

Bitz & Bob

During a game of Follow the Leader on Far Away Island, Bitz and Bob bump into Ranger Bevel, who is helping guide some frogs to water.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.

Go Jetters

What goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.

Brothers In Law

Faced with a case involving osteoarthritis, rookie barrister Roger Thursby must bone up on his medical knowledge.

The Goon Show

On Scotland's crab-ridden shores, Neddie Seagoon is bridging a gap.

Justin's House

Robert is trying to read a book, but Justin and Little Monster really want him to play with them instead.

You Rang, M'Lord?

Poppy and Dickie Metcalf decide to elope to Gretna Green - in a stolen car. The rest of the household try to stop them and follow in hot pursuit.

On The Buses

The Butler household is thrown into chaos when the stars foretell marital success for Mum and Olive - and they both set their eyes on Blakey! Meanwhile, the Luxton & District is being subsumed into a national company, so change is afoot at the depot.

The Zoo

Naomi the grey gibbon and Gambira the orangutan share and island but famously don't get on. Naomi likes everything to be clean and tidy, while Gambira is messy with poor personal hygiene. Everyday they shout and chase each other - until one day Naomi mysteriously disappears. At first, Gambira can't believe her luck - she finally has the place to herself without her bossy roommate, but then Jurgen the gorilla decides he's moving in and Gambira begins to miss her old island buddy. Was Naomi really that bad?

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Sooty

Richard is set to lose his job if business doesn't improve. Sooty and Sweep decide to make some new posters to advertise Slater's Holidays - but this means tricking Richard into having his photograph taken at the worst possible moment. What will the guests think of the disastrous results?

On The Buses

A new clippie arrives at the depot, but she is no ordinary woman! A committed feminist, it's not long before Jack's turned her to his advantage in the never-ending war against the Inspector, as all the clippies demand extra pay for public convenience visits on their routes.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man practising his tennis strokes using a machine to shoot the balls to him.

Bristow

It's the Chester-Perry office party and Jones thinks all his Christmases have come at once.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

The Final Test

Cricket comedy.

Millie Inbetween

Lauren's new smartphone is driving everyone mad. But when Mike finally confiscates it, it goes missing and turns up in Millie's room. She's accused of stealing it, but although she knows she's innocent, she needs to prove it. Dad has to look after Fran and Jake, and he gives them a bit too much freedom to explore their creativity.

Never The Twain

Auntie announces her engagement and Simon faces the prospect of having a new uncle. Wedding plans are soon under way and it is up to Simon to offer Auntie advice.

George & Mildred

George's budgie Oscar has died. However, Mildred's busy sorting out unwanted items for the vicar's jumble sale.

Horrible Histories

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the children's sketch show.

Keep It In The Family

Duncan wins a car at the local fete and seems set for a happy holiday.

Get Some In!

The results are in, and with them a new set of postings. Marsh is initially due to join three of the boys in Malta with Leckie sent to Germany, but they're not keen on the arrangement.

Get Some In!

After just a week in Malta, Leckie, Ken, Lilley and Jakey are dismayed to find themselves re-posted back to Britain, and into the welcoming bosom of RAF Hospital Druidswater.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!

Brothers In Law

Faced with a case involving osteoarthritis, rookie barrister Roger Thursby must bone up on his medical knowledge.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.

The Goon Show

On Scotland's crab-ridden shores, Neddie Seagoon is bridging a gap.

Are You Being Served?

Mrs. Slocombe's birthday is coming up and the staff have three dilemmas: how old is she, what to get her, and what her first name is for the Happy Birthday song?

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find themselves in an office watching a very bored man who is entertaining himself by joining up some paperclips.

dinnerladies

Twinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.

Dangerous Visions: Perimeter

Dystopian comedy about an increasingly divided society written by and starring Josie Long and Liam Williams.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".

John And Julie

Comedy starring Sid James and Peter Sellers, following the adventures of two small children who run off to watch the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II.

Wonderful Things!

A young Gibraltan fisherman, unable to earn enough from fishing to marry his tempestuous fiancée, decides to come to England to seek his fortune.

Only Fools And Horses

When Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...

The Zoo

When news breaks that senior head keeper Matt is leaving the zoo, the search begins for the new boss.

Shaun The Sheep

The farm takes delivery of a brand new pool table. Before the farmer can take it indoors, Bitzer and the flock have a game, with disastrous cloth-ripping consequences. They must repair the damage before the farmer finds out.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Gnasher finds a Gnashersaurus rex thigh bone while digging in Beanotown Park!

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Bitz & Bob

Princess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.

Diddy TV

More posh cat drama in Downton Moggy and 'live' nature coverage in Guffwatch.

Danny & Mick

Stuff is going missing in the leisure centre so Danny and Mick decide to spend the night keeping guard. Can they control their fear and catch the thief? Of course not!

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Bristow

It's the Chester-Perry office party and Jones thinks all his Christmases have come at once.

Go Jetters

What goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.

Gigglebiz

The Berrito Brothers test their strength, and Keith Fitt demonstrates swimming strokes in the studio.

Terry Alderton's Whole Half Hour

Surreal stand-up and sketches from Terry Alderton.

Hobby Bobbies

The tiny Haling police force is thrown into confusion when the Guv orders a crackdown on vice in their patch. Can social media help unveil the mysterious Big Brenda?

Birds Of A Feather

As it remains their only change of going on holiday, Sharon and Tracey participate in a karaoke competition.

Are You Being Served?

Mrs. Slocombe's birthday is coming up and the staff have three dilemmas: how old is she, what to get her, and what her first name is for the Happy Birthday song?

Get Some In!

The food being served up in the camp canteen continues getting worse and worse, as Cook-Corporal Jenner runs a side-line in offloading as much as possible to line his own pocket. C Flight decide to take a stand.

Keep It In The Family

Duncan wins a car at the local fete and seems set for a happy holiday.

'Allo 'Allo!

Whilst Edith, René, Yvette and the Colonel manage to make their escape from the camp (hiding in a rubbish truck, with Gruber's help), Maria has managed to post herself to Switzerland. Hans has also disappeared following his successful breakout; where could he have got to?

Good Omens

Newt and Anathema try to decipher Agnes's cryptic riddles, Aziraphale and Crowley receive visits from the Angelic and Demonic authorities, and Adam begins to formulate some plans.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Never The Twain

Auntie announces her engagement and Simon faces the prospect of having a new uncle. Wedding plans are soon under way and it is up to Simon to offer Auntie advice.

As Time Goes By

Jean has been helping out in the local Help The Aged charity shop, but Lionel is reluctant to part with his belongings. She soon has a much more practical idea to help.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the time travel sitcom.

Blackadder

When Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jo Brand and guest panellists Miles Jupp and Quentin Letts.

Horrible Histories

Dick Whittington pitches a movie about his life, Stone Age technology geeks queue for hours at the unveiling of the Bronze Age and some German bomber pilots find an unfortunate use for a tourist guidebook to Britain.

Brothers In Law

Faced with a case involving osteoarthritis, rookie barrister Roger Thursby must bone up on his medical knowledge.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo recalls an old schoolboy custom which will prove if Foggy's war stories are true or not.

The Goon Show

On Scotland's crab-ridden shores, Neddie Seagoon is bridging a gap.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's baffled when his customers get upset with his treatment of Granville. Surely, "it's what errand boys are for".

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

With Sanjeev Bhaskar, John Hannah and Kathy Burke.

QI

With Jo Brand, Phill Jupitus and Brendan O'Carroll.

Only Fools And Horses

When Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...

So Awkward

When Lily is mistakenly led to believe by Jas that Matt is emigrating to Australia she is distraught that he hasn't even told her he's leaving.

Porridge

A selection of episodes from the second series of the prison-based sitcom.

dinnerladies

Twinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr oversees the disputes and deliberations on the festive topics that set the great British public's chins wagging. Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by Holly Willoughby, Henning Wehn, Alan Davies, Nick Helm, Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson.

Live At The Apollo

Jason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.

Blackadder

Blackadder is facing money troubles - or, as he puts it, 'cashflow problems' - that are far from helped when the notorious baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells arrives to call in a thousand-pound debt.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

In this show, captain Jon Richardson and Jason Manford take on guest captain Alan Carr and Katherine Ryan. Ivan Brackenbury joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the letters and numbers.

Vic & Bob's Big Night Out

Vic debuts his new act for the Royal Variety Performance much to Bob's amazement and the pair of them embark on a ghost hunting experience in a disused toilet.

Judge Romesh

This episode sees the most shocking case yet as two friends fight over money, girls and with the Judge! Plus a sister brings her brother to court after his meddling in her love life led to public humiliation.

Terry Alderton's Whole Half Hour

Surreal stand-up and sketches from Terry Alderton.

The Office

To fend off the increasing staff disillusionment a Training Day has been scheduled. Dawn's engagement to Lee is on the rocks and Tim begins to think that he may at last have a chance with her. In this great episode David hinders the productivity of the training expert and gives the staff some musical inspiration.

The Thick Of It

With the Prime Minister away at a summit in Spain, Malcolm Tucker is left at home to mind the shop.

Judge Romesh

This episode sees the world of celebrity step in to the court as Blue stars Duncan James and Anthony Costa clash over the rightful ownership of a Brit Award. And a passionate brother and sister come to boiling point over some pooey property.

Richard Marsh: Cardboard Heart

Will's asked to be best man at a wedding. As a man who spends every day writing heartfelt sentiments, the speech is easy - Will's used to writing other people's feelings. It's much harder to confront his own.

The Inbetweeners

Simon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Jonny's new car gets him into trouble with women. After confronting Janet, Donna plans her revenge on Gaz for his infidelity. Louise resorts to underhand tactics as she seeks forgiveness from Jonny for getting him shot by the police.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Reginald D. Hunter and Sue Perkins.

Lemn Sissay's Homecoming

Lemn Sissay explores the nature of home through comedy, poetry and conversation in front of an audience in his adopted home of London.

Agatha Raisin

Returning to the quaint hamlet after a spell away, Agatha is embroiled in another mystery when her arrogant but brilliant hair stylist, dubbed "The Wizard of Evesham", becomes the centre of a maelstrom involving blackmail, conspiracy and murder.

Never The Twain

Auntie announces her engagement and Simon faces the prospect of having a new uncle. Wedding plans are soon under way and it is up to Simon to offer Auntie advice.

The Inbetweeners

Simon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.

Fonejacker

Irish Mike represents more inappropriately named companies and the Chinese Gang enquire about bringing a film crew into the cinema to film the film.

Two Episodes Of Mash

Diane, Joe and David have to do 30 minutes of community service as punishment for their crimes against radio. Aled Jones is their probation officer and he has a list of things they have to do before the end of the show. At least, that's what he says...

Keep It In The Family

Duncan wins a car at the local fete and seems set for a happy holiday.

I'm Alan Partridge

Despite being reduced to living in a roadside motel and presenting an early-morning programme on Radio Norwich, Alan still dreams of launching a new show on the BBC. However, his meeting with chief commissioner Tony Hayers does not run smoothly.

12 In A Box

Comedy starring Miranda Hart and Katy Wix.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and the team return after the summer break. Featuring guests Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe.

Good Omens

Newt and Anathema try to decipher Agnes's cryptic riddles, Aziraphale and Crowley receive visits from the Angelic and Demonic authorities, and Adam begins to formulate some plans.

Agatha Raisin

The beauty salon case continues for Agatha as she digs deeper into her charming hairstylist's supposed crimes.

Get Some In!

The results are in, and with them a new set of postings. Marsh is initially due to join three of the boys in Malta with Leckie sent to Germany, but they're not keen on the arrangement.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Storylines from this episode include: Valentine's Day; Karl's pulling techniques; fish vs. humans; and the final Monkey News.

Smack The Pony

What happens when a surgeon pushes boundaries of medical science? Having something on one's face at a party can really escalate. Nobody likes a partner who has the audacity to sleep when you can't.

Hey Tracey!

Joel Dommett is joined by Megan Barton Hanson, Roman Kemp, Lady Leshurr, Stephen Bear, Naughty Boy and Melody Thornton making cold calls to businesses to try to get the answers to quiz questions and win money for members of the public.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

This episode is hosted by Katherine Ryan and stars Elliot Steel, Tom Allen and John Robins.

Get Some In!

After just a week in Malta, Leckie, Ken, Lilley and Jakey are dismayed to find themselves re-posted back to Britain, and into the welcoming bosom of RAF Hospital Druidswater.

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and guest panellists Sara Pascoe and Henry Blofeld.

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including a questionnaire, organ donation and slippers.

The Office

To fend off the increasing staff disillusionment a Training Day has been scheduled. Dawn's engagement to Lee is on the rocks and Tim begins to think that he may at last have a chance with her. In this great episode David hinders the productivity of the training expert and gives the staff some musical inspiration.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at landing a probe on a comet, Kim Kardashian's attempt to break the internet and a loose tiger in Paris.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Jonny's new car gets him into trouble with women. After confronting Janet, Donna plans her revenge on Gaz for his infidelity. Louise resorts to underhand tactics as she seeks forgiveness from Jonny for getting him shot by the police.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at UKIP getting another MP, immigration, Paddington Bear and um, names for female masturbation...

Live At The Apollo

Frankie Boyle hosts, with performers Simon Evans and Aisling Bea.

Encore

A repeat of this 1951 film.

Henry IX

Henry's snap decision to abdicate sends shockwaves through the Royal household, who close ranks in their efforts to make the King see sense.

Judge Romesh

This episode sees the most shocking case yet as two friends fight over money, girls and with the Judge! Plus a sister brings her brother to court after his meddling in her love life led to public humiliation.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Another rollicking, rip-roaring ride through TV Burps past, as your favourite big-collared telly critic presents more of the funniest moments from previous series.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

With Sanjeev Bhaskar, John Hannah and Kathy Burke.

Judge Romesh

This episode sees the world of celebrity step in to the court as Blue stars Duncan James and Anthony Costa clash over the rightful ownership of a Brit Award. And a passionate brother and sister come to boiling point over some pooey property.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by Henry Winkler, Henning Wehn, Romesh Ranganathan and Rebecca Adlington.

Mock The Week

Featuring guests Ed Byrne, Nathan Caton, Ed Gamble and Sara Pascoe.

Bristow

It's the Chester-Perry office party and Jones thinks all his Christmases have come at once.

Hobby Bobbies

The tiny Haling police force is thrown into confusion when the Guv orders a crackdown on vice in their patch. Can social media help unveil the mysterious Big Brenda?

Terry Alderton's Whole Half Hour

Surreal stand-up and sketches from Terry Alderton.