Schedule Tuesday 9th July 2019
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 17 - ThroughThe Twirlywoos see a postman putting letters through a letterbox and decide to copy him. Back in the boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives the Twirlywoos a door to go through.
The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sex, Spies And VideotapeFlint suffers an attempted mugging on the street near her home, and falls for the handsome stranger who comes to her aid. Meanwhile, Piglet is given permission to tell Sarah who his employer really is, as the department is involved in filming a recruitment video to engage the public.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 8 - Night Of The Living VegMrs Creecher uses the school's allotment to hold Class 3C's 'Biggest Veg' competition.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Admirable PenfoldThe greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 4Victoria Coren Mitchell presents another edition of the show, in which Katy Brand, Lee Mack, and Josh Widdicombe dare to commit heresy about reunions and mobile phones.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 13 - Plipp And ZoppBitz and Bob are on the lookout for spaceships in the Big Hot Sandy Desert when a rocket crash-lands near them.
An Alligator Named Daisy
Peter Weston finds himself the reluctant custodian of a tame alligator, and soon falls for the zoo worker who he calls on for help.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, IndiaThe grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Wounds Of WarAlf tells Sir Ralph that Lord Meldrum can't be having an affair with Lady Agatha because he was wounded in the artillery.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 2 - Little Monster's BirthdaySpecial guests Chris and Pui join Justin and Robert for Little Monster's very messy birthday party.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Private HireStan is in an awkward position, somewhere between the dog track, his wages, and Mum's housekeeping money! After borrowing a small amount to tide him over from depot lout Basher, Stan's ready to do almost anything for money!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Magic ShowA broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 12 - More About High And LowThe Twirlywoos watch people using a lift in a building. Chickedy and Chick follow two people into the lift and go up high with them, waving to Great BigHoo and Toodloo.
Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 2 - Double DateMillie and Lauren try to coax their reluctant dad back onto the dating scene, with consequences they could never have predicted.
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 4 - Baby TalkNow settled in their new home, Mildred starts thinking about children and begins investigating adoption processes. Will George put his foot in it again?
Never The Twain
Series 10, Episode 3 - Who Wants To Be A MillionaireSimon and Oliver eagerly await the football results, hoping that they have picked the winning line and dreaming of becoming millionaires. But when Simon's numbers come up, the dream turns into a nightmare.
Keep It In The Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - Home Is Where The Heat IsDuncan asks Dudley to create some new strips for the comic. After the theft of Jacqui's handbag from a toilet stall in Harrods, the two devise a plan to catch the thief.
Get Some In!
Series 2, Episode 5After lucking out with a girl yet again, Ken is forlorn when he discovers Mrs. Fairfax is set to leave the camp; whilst Leckie is owed some money by Corporal Marsh - but he's refusing to pay up.
Get Some In!
Series 2, Episode 6The food being served up in the camp canteen continues getting worse and worse, as Cook-Corporal Jenner runs a side-line in offloading as much as possible to line his own pocket. C Flight decide to take a stand.
May To December
Series 2, Episode 6 - No Other LoveHaving finally moved in together, Alec and Zoë's relationship comes up against a major obstacle.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 3 - A Celebrity For The BarbecueAn outdoors-indoors luxury barbecue sounds complicated - and it is!
The Al Read Show
Poking fun at fireman and hospitals. Sketches and monologues from the former Salford sausage maker.
May To December
Series 2, Episode 7 - My Funny ValentineAlec and Zoë have split up. It's obvious though that they are missing each other but are too stubborn to call each other and make up.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 6 - Wedding BellsAfter a signifcant stock disagreement with Peacock, Rumbold and Grainger, Mrs. Slocombe becomes the centre of attention when Young Mr. Grace implies he may take a wife. The notion rather seems to go to her head.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 19 - Car WarsMr Bean finally has a showdown with the mysterious Reliant Robin. Who will be the victor?
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 20 - Wedding DayMr Bean has to get the bride to the church on time - any way he can!
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 2 - More About CollectingThe Twirlywoos are watching some children collecting shells on a beach.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
Nine Bob Notes
Gentle and poignant comedy drama about two elderly men who discover a passion for life in their twilight years.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Yellow PerilAfter a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.
Omid Djalili - Hopeful: The Autobiography
Episode 2Omid remembers childhood visits to Iran and explores how it feels to belong to two very different cultures.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 5 - Otter MadnessThe zoo's animals love learning new tricks - Clara the seal can jump, Cheryl the cheetah can touch a ball with her nose and Duchess the elephant can hold her legs in the air.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 10 - Prank WarsDennis discovers that Ralf the janitor is the legendary Prankmaster General and is told he could become his successor. Walter won't let this happen and challenges him to a prank battle to win Ralf's book of pranking - the infamous Prankypedia.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 6 - X Marks The SpotBitz, Purl and Bob are on a treasure hunt on Faraway Island with the help of an old map, and they find a huge chest full of yummy chocolate coins.
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 9 - Let It GoDiddy Hazel Irvine hosts the final of the world snooker tournament between Juddery Trump and Ronnie O'Notagain. Also, there is more American sitcom action in RoboPop.
Best Behaviour
Episode 1Guest panellists Clive Anderson, Sarah Millican and Joe Lycett compete to supply the most entertaining ideas for best behaviour in the 21st century.
Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 2 - Football FoolsDanny and Mick need to replace the Pottsfield five-a-side team. But they will need three more heads.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 3, Episode 4 - A Bridge Too FarComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 33 - The Sphinx, EgyptGrandmaster Glitch is in need of a holiday, so he takes his Grimbots to Egypt for some rest and relaxation.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 1Professor Muddles tests the strength of ants, while two judges watch Keith Fitt set his football world record.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 5 - A Cheeky Little NumberJo's relationship with Robert is looking a bit rocky, and the situation isn't helped when she meets a charming young wine shipper for whom Rosie's organising a tasting...
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 4Victoria Coren Mitchell presents another edition of the show, in which Katy Brand, Lee Mack, and Josh Widdicombe dare to commit heresy about reunions and mobile phones.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 6 - Wedding BellsAfter a signifcant stock disagreement with Peacock, Rumbold and Grainger, Mrs. Slocombe becomes the centre of attention when Young Mr. Grace implies he may take a wife. The notion rather seems to go to her head.
Get Some In!
Series 1, Episode 7The boys of C Flight are delighted to have 36 whole hours' leave. Ken and Jakey soon get into a spot of bother in London with some of Jakey's old teddy-boy mates.
Keep It In The Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - Home Is Where The Heat IsDuncan asks Dudley to create some new strips for the comic. After the theft of Jacqui's handbag from a toilet stall in Harrods, the two devise a plan to catch the thief.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 6 - Herr Flick's RevengeHans, René and the Colonel are imprisoned in Herr Flick's cellar in connection with the location of the various Fallen Madonna copies. Could their days be up? And will a cunning plan involving silk knickers finally get the airmen home?
The Laxian Key
Episode 1The mysterious deaths of space tourists on Planet Party give planet decontaminators Arnold and Gregor a unique job opportunity.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 3 - A Celebrity For The BarbecueAn outdoors-indoors luxury barbecue sounds complicated - and it is!
Miss Robin Hood
Comedy about a writer who finds himself roped into a spot of industrial theft due to the adventures in his childrens' stories.
Never The Twain
Series 10, Episode 3 - Who Wants To Be A MillionaireSimon and Oliver eagerly await the football results, hoping that they have picked the winning line and dreaming of becoming millionaires. But when Simon's numbers come up, the dream turns into a nightmare.
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 5Joining Victoria Coren Mitchell to commit heresy about pets and Donald Trump's Twitter account are Germaine Greer, Sathnam Sanghera and David Mitchell.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 6 - The House Next DoorThe Hardcastles hear noise from the empty house next door. After calling the police out to investigate, the constable takes a shine to Sandy. Penny and Stephen visit London.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 19 - Car WarsMr Bean finally has a showdown with the mysterious Reliant Robin. Who will be the victor?
Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the time travel sitcom.
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 2 - What A SurprisePenny embarrasses Miranda by running for local councillor with Tilly as her wing man. Gary has put himself on the dating scene and Miranda decides she has to do the same.
Have I Got News For You
Series 54, Episode 1Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Roisin Conaty and James O'Brien.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 7Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.
The Al Read Show
Poking fun at fireman and hospitals. Sketches and monologues from the former Salford sausage maker.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 20 - Wedding DayMr Bean has to get the bride to the church on time - any way he can!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 4 - Cashflow ProblemsCompo's financial future suddenly seems much brighter.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 1 - Laundry BluesNurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 6, Episode 4TV presenter Alex Jones and comedians Harry Enfield and Jason Byrne join Lee Mack to put far-fetched facts to the test. Can a Slinky defy gravity?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Yellow PerilAfter a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 1 - LekkiBayo tries to impress the family by buying land in the prestigious area of Nigeria, Lekki. Tobi looks into the details of the land and finds out that all is not what it seems. How will Bayo take the news?
dinnerladies
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mammy Rides AgainAgnes and Winnie gatecrash Maria's hen party, but realise that they have the wrong venue. Later, having invited Maria's snooty mother Mrs Nicholson to dinner, a nervous Agnes shores up her confidence with alcohol, but chaos ensues as the evening proceeds.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 4Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests including Tess Daly, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 2Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's Theatre
Lee Evans captured at his hilarious best at Her Majesty's Theatre in London.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Christmas Special - Noel At The Apollo: Romesh Ranganathan, Kerry Godliman, Seann Walsh, Spencer JonesRomesh Ranganathan is our host for a very special Christmas edition of Live at the Apollo. This festive trip to the legendary Hammersmith Apollo sees Romesh introduce Kerry Godliman, Seann Walsh and Spencer Jones all with their favourite christmassy material for a Noël to remember.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 6 - Anthony Joshua: RevisitedRob Becket and Romesh Ranganathan are off to catch up with the Heavyweight Champion of The World, Anthony Joshua.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mammy Of The GroomWith his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 9Storylines from this episode include: talking to animals; Chinese inventions; Karl's dancing classes; and the weekly Monkey News.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 2 - Josh Widdicombe, Celia Pacquola, Nathan CatonThis week, star of the BBC sitcom Josh, and The Last Leg, Josh Widdicombe, hosts as he introduces the brilliant Nathan Caton and Australian comic Celia Pacquola to the stage.
Taskmaster
Series 8, Episode 9 - I've Been A Bit IllIt's very much the business end of the series. Sian Gibson seeks to redefine the definition of the verb 'bounce'.
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 4Victoria Coren Mitchell presents another edition of the show, in which Katy Brand, Lee Mack, and Josh Widdicombe dare to commit heresy about reunions and mobile phones.
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyMiranda has decided to prove to herself and her friends she can officially be an adult. First by looking after a toddler, then, by hosting a dinner party for eight...
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 10Storylines from this episode include: Karl's views on the National Curriculum; dishwashers on Mars; the human appendix; and a chimp doctor in Monkey News.
Alun Cochrane's Fun House
Episode 3 - The BathroomComedian Alun Cochrane has a 25-year mortgage, which he can only pay off by being funny. This week, the third date of his house-wide tour, things take place in the bathroom.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 5 - PurgatoryDonna finds Gaz's mobile ringing on Janet's table. Janet appears flustered but claims Gaz needed to talk about Donna. Donna feels guilty, believing she's neglected him. When the coast is clear, Gaz emerges, feeling guilty about Janet.
Geoff Norcott's Withdrawal Disagreement
Geoff Norcott looks at how Brexit has changed how we define ourselves.
To Hull And Back
Series 2, Episode 4 - Where Do You Think You're Going?In the last episode of this series, Sophie thinks that she'll finally get to meet her Auntie Pamela and her mother gets a job at Humber Helpline, to prove to Sophie that she's the kind one of the two sisters.
Never The Twain
Series 10, Episode 3 - Who Wants To Be A MillionaireSimon and Oliver eagerly await the football results, hoping that they have picked the winning line and dreaming of becoming millionaires. But when Simon's numbers come up, the dream turns into a nightmare.
The Two Ronnies
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sketch series featuring Barker and Corbett.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 2In this show guest captain Kathy Burke and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Johnny Vegas and Bob Mortimer. John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the letters and numbers.
Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 5Eric is persuaded to wear one of Colin's old kilts for the trip but ends up red-faced when he reveals more to the Tartan Army than he'd ever intended.
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 5, Episode 4Comedian and activist Mark Thomas creates a People's Manifesto using policies suggested by his studio audience.
Keep It In The Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - Home Is Where The Heat IsDuncan asks Dudley to create some new strips for the comic. After the theft of Jacqui's handbag from a toilet stall in Harrods, the two devise a plan to catch the thief.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.
The Laxian Key
Episode 1The mysterious deaths of space tourists on Planet Party give planet decontaminators Arnold and Gregor a unique job opportunity.
Year Of The Rabbit
Episode 5As Flora faces the gallows for a crime she didn't commit, Rabbit is caught in an armed siege.
Get Some In!
Series 2, Episode 5After lucking out with a girl yet again, Ken is forlorn when he discovers Mrs. Fairfax is set to leave the camp; whilst Leckie is owed some money by Corporal Marsh - but he's refusing to pay up.
Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 1, Episode 5 - David Dickinson & Lily AllenKeith goes rug shopping with antiques legend David Dickinson and goes to an Asian supermarket with pop icon Lily Allen.
Get Some In!
Series 2, Episode 6The food being served up in the camp canteen continues getting worse and worse, as Cook-Corporal Jenner runs a side-line in offloading as much as possible to line his own pocket. C Flight decide to take a stand.
Have I Got News For You
Series 53, Episode 7This episode is hosted by Victoria Coren Mitchell with guest panellists Adam Boulton and the Rev Richard Coles.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 5 - Omid Djalili, Reginald D Hunter, Julian ClaryOmid Djalili presents stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Reginald D Hunter and Julian Clary.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 7Russell Howard talks about being an uncle and middle class muggers; plus answers questions on how to get out of work. His guests are Steve Williams and Isy Suttie.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 8Russell Howard talks about his love of women, from their distinctive laughs to his mum's brilliant brain. His guests are Josie Long and Stuart Goldsmith.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Christmas Special - Noel At The Apollo: Romesh Ranganathan, Kerry Godliman, Seann Walsh, Spencer JonesRomesh Ranganathan is our host for a very special Christmas edition of Live at the Apollo. This festive trip to the legendary Hammersmith Apollo sees Romesh introduce Kerry Godliman, Seann Walsh and Spencer Jones all with their favourite christmassy material for a Noël to remember.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 5 - PurgatoryDonna finds Gaz's mobile ringing on Janet's table. Janet appears flustered but claims Gaz needed to talk about Donna. Donna feels guilty, believing she's neglected him. When the coast is clear, Gaz emerges, feeling guilty about Janet.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 20, Episode 3This week, Rob's team is Richard Osman and Ellie Taylor, while Aisling is joined by Drifters star, Jessica Knappett, and David O'Doherty to discuss the nation's most popular Brits.
Man In The Moon
A repeat of this 1960 film.
Boomers
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mick's ReturnMick returns from his Spanish paradise minus his young Russian wife and has a surprise in store for Joyce.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 2Harry has a singalong at Downton Abbey, meets his long-lost brother Brian Belo, and eyes Katie Price's new reality contest show with more than a little suspicion.
Nutritiously Nicola!
Episode 6 - Nutritiously Nicola And The Celebrity Client - Part TwoNicola deals with her first celebrity client.
Omid Djalili - Hopeful: The Autobiography
Episode 2Omid remembers childhood visits to Iran and explores how it feels to belong to two very different cultures.
Borderline
Series 1, Episode 6 - GoodbyesIt is Clive's last month in the Border Force, but his colleagues have more important things on their minds, as this semi-improvised spoof observational documentary series concludes this week.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 6, Episode 4TV presenter Alex Jones and comedians Harry Enfield and Jason Byrne join Lee Mack to put far-fetched facts to the test. Can a Slinky defy gravity?
Lucky Feller
Episode 3 - Breaking The IceShorty Mepstead loses his nerve about asking Kath out for a second time. So Shorty's mother persuades him to ask Kath home for an evening - when they are joined by a very amusing friend of Mrs. Mepstead.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 3This week's guests are Helen Flanagan, Henning Wehn, Miles Jupp and Alex Brooker.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 7 - A Private Member's BillWhen a leading politician advocates the merging of MI5 and MI6 under the control of Special Branch, Piglet, Lewis, Dexter and Flint are sent out to thwart his plans by discrediting him.
Best Behaviour
Episode 1Guest panellists Clive Anderson, Sarah Millican and Joe Lycett compete to supply the most entertaining ideas for best behaviour in the 21st century.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 5 - A Cheeky Little NumberJo's relationship with Robert is looking a bit rocky, and the situation isn't helped when she meets a charming young wine shipper for whom Rosie's organising a tasting...
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 4Victoria Coren Mitchell presents another edition of the show, in which Katy Brand, Lee Mack, and Josh Widdicombe dare to commit heresy about reunions and mobile phones.