Schedule Tuesday 2nd July 2019
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 12 - Shorter And ShorterThe Twirlywoos find out how to make something shorter when they unravel a woolly blanket. The Very Important Lady is missing some pieces, and she's not happy about her shorter stature!
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Leading A Merry DanceRosie's no expert on Russian folk music but when she's asked to promote The Gulbekistan Dance Ensemble, she's sure she'll be equal to the challenge...
The Piglet Files
Series 2, Episode 5 - Trouble With ReceptionDrummond decides that a reception at the Bishwani Embassy would be a good opportunity to bug the ambassador's office. Unfortunately for the MI5 team, a guerilla group choose that night to make demands of their home Government...
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 1 - Edubot 4000Walter is tired of Dennis pulling the wool over the eyes of their teacher Mrs Creecher, so he orchestrates a robot to take over Class 3C - with disastrous results.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 47 - Thanks A Minion!Penfold's chances of winning a Sidekickie award are in peril when Stiletto attempts to snatch the prize. Greenback plots to destroy the world with termites, and DM gets overly enthusiastic.
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 3Evelyn Mok, Andrew Hunter Murray and David Baddiel discuss Eurovision, public apologies and climate change.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 9 - Dealing With SallyBack from California and eager not to be struck down with jet lag, Lionel goes to bed. Jean goes straight to work and sets about dealing with Sally, the cold new manager of her second branch.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 4 - Merry Go RoundThere is an amazing seahorse merry-go-round on the beach, and everyone is having lots of fun going round and round - except Bevel.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sydney Opera House, AustraliaGlitch turns the Opera House into an opera boat to enter a race around Sydney Harbour.
The Al Read Show
Vintage comedy from the 1950s starring the king of the comedy catchphrase.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 4, Episode 6 - Well, There You Are Then...!With all the money gone, the Meldrum family and its servants look to the future. Can Lady Lavender and Cissy save them all from financial ruin?
To The Manor Born
Episode 5 - Sons of the FathersClearing out the cellar - Audrey finds more than she'd bargained for.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 19 - Alien VisitorsJustin and Robert are surprised when three messy aliens called the Odd Bods turn up on their doorstep and start causing chaos around the house.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 8 - The New NurseMary, the new nurse at the depot, comes to live with the Butlers as their lodger. Stan isn't remotely impressed, but for Arthur it's a very different story.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 2A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 1 - National PelmetArthur and Terry join the horsey set when Arthur tries to offload some pottery figures on to an antiques dealer with a passion for racing.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 5 - The FarmRichard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!
So Awkward
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the children's sitcom.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 7 - More About StretchingThe Twirlywoo Screen entertains with something long, green and stretchy, and the Quacky Birds are all of a flap.
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 5 - NeighboursSimon has always believed in the maxim "love thy neighbour", even when that neighbour is Oliver. The only problem is that Oliver doesn't return the compliment.
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 5 - Under The InfluenceNew resident Ambrose claims he has the power of hypnosis due to his gypsy blood. Rigsby is initially sceptcial, but soon wonders if Ambrose's abilities could be used in his favour.
May To December
Series 2, Episode 1 - What Kind Of Fool Am I?Zoë is finally a free woman. Her divorce from Kevin has finally come through.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
Adrian Mole: The Prostrate Years
Episode 7Adrian is invited to drinks at Mr Carlton Hayes' house and finally meets Leslie.
The Al Read Show
Vintage comedy from the 1950s starring the king of the comedy catchphrase.
May To December
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Remember It WellWith Miles gone off after Annabel, Jamie is now working at Semple, Callender & Henty in his place.
To The Manor Born
Episode 5 - Sons of the FathersClearing out the cellar - Audrey finds more than she'd bargained for.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 9 - Dealing With SallyBack from California and eager not to be struck down with jet lag, Lionel goes to bed. Jean goes straight to work and sets about dealing with Sally, the cold new manager of her second branch.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 9 - Valentine's BeanBean tries to be romantic but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma's!
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Hand Of FateMr. Humphries has a hidden talent as a palm-reader, but are his predictions going to come true? With the possibility of promotions all-round, it seems quite likely.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 10 - All You Can EatHaving forgotten Irma's coming for dinner, Mr Bean rushes to the supermarket. There he enters a competition to win a trolley of free food!
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 27 - Faster And FasterThe Twirlywoos watch a couple rehearsing a ballroom dance, accompanied by a piano player.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Ice CreamNate tries to help ex-pop star Frankie Rylands, and Oakley is jealous of Mya's 'date'.
Zig And Zag
Episode 7 - FanzillasZig and Zag become football superfans. They learn that it is all about the winning and not just the taking part as they cost Burbia United the cup.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 3 - You Lose Some, You Win SomeMaurice organises a gambling school of six customers who are being threatened by the casino, despite having promised his wife that he won't gamble any more. Terry and Arthur have to look after them until Maurice has made his profit.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 50 - Call Of The WildWhen Gnasher gets sent to dog obedience school for gnashing Mrs Creecher's saxophone, one of Professor Screwtop's inventions, the Chatterbox, allows Dennis to understand animal noises, so he can ask Gnasher why he did it - if only all the other animals in Beanotown would stop chatting to him for a minute!
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 18 - Ahoy ThereA game of beach volleyball is interrupted when a ball thrown by Bevel dislodges the gang's raft.
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 4 - Let's Face The MusicFeaturing I'm not a Celebrity, Get Me in There! Also with Crime Diddy and an appeal to help elderly people buy their own catapult.
Genius
Series 3, Episode 6 - Charlie BrookerWith Charlie Brooker. Winning ideas are dogs that live for only two years and changing how the winner of Genius is decided.
Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 7 - Work ExperienceWhen a work experience student arrives at Pottsfield, Danny and Mick see a chance to get her to do all their work so that they can experience all the fun!
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 2, Episode 12 - For Better or WorseComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 28 - Wolong Panda Reserve, ChinaLars and Foz are in the Wolong Nature Reserve in China, taking care of the 2,000 pandas that live in the wild there.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 21Wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets all her facts wrong about pigs, ever-helpful Humphrey causes trouble for his neighbour as he tries to eat his packed lunch in the park and tap dancer Dan Step gets into all sorts of shoe-related difficulties on the dance floor.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Leading A Merry DanceRosie's no expert on Russian folk music but when she's asked to promote The Gulbekistan Dance Ensemble, she's sure she'll be equal to the challenge...
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 3Evelyn Mok, Andrew Hunter Murray and David Baddiel discuss Eurovision, public apologies and climate change.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Hand Of FateMr. Humphries has a hidden talent as a palm-reader, but are his predictions going to come true? With the possibility of promotions all-round, it seems quite likely.
Get Some In!
Series 1, Episode 2Jakey's got some sets of cheap hankies he has it in mind to sell, which causes an awful lot of trouble as C Flight collect their kit from the stores.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 1 - Six Big BoobiesThe airmen have gone, and all is back to (relative) normality at Café René. Herr Flick's not too pleased to have ended up with three copies of The Fallen Madonna though...
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 5 - Richard's New HobbyHyacinth, realising that Richard is bored with early retirement, suggests he take up film-making as a hobby. It quickly backfires!
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 5 - NeighboursSimon has always believed in the maxim "love thy neighbour", even when that neighbour is Oliver. The only problem is that Oliver doesn't return the compliment.
So Awkward Files
Episode 5 - Rufus and MarthaRufus is miserable because all his answers point to him being a failure. Martha attempts to raise his spirits by reminding of his many talents - like being musical, stylish and slightly above average at chess.
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 4Victoria Coren Mitchell presents another edition of the show, in which Katy Brand, Lee Mack, and Josh Widdicombe dare to commit heresy about reunions and mobile phones.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 1 - The StalkerSandy seems to have been followed home from the station by a strange man for a few nights. When Lionel leaves the house ready to confront him, Jean panics and calls in Alistair's help lest it happen again.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 9 - Valentine's BeanBean tries to be romantic but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma's!
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the time-travel sitcom.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 7The Houses of Parliament smell of poo, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.
The Al Read Show
Vintage comedy from the 1950s starring the king of the comedy catchphrase.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 10 - All You Can EatHaving forgotten Irma's coming for dinner, Mr Bean rushes to the supermarket. There he enters a competition to win a trolley of free food!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 12, Episode 9 - Roll OnFoggy refuses to accept that they are too old for barrel rolling.
May To December
Series 2, Episode 3 - You're Driving Me CrazyZoë has decided that now her divorce has come through it's time to make some changes, like finally learning to drive.
To The Manor Born
Episode 5 - Sons of the FathersClearing out the cellar - Audrey finds more than she'd bargained for.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 6 - DogThe discovery of a handsome stranger's lost wallet in the shop prompts one of Miranda and Stevie's infamous competitions.
Meet The Adebanjos
A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 7Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan and Hal Cruttenden join Lee Mack in the studio to test out more obscure facts and theories.
QI
Series K, Episode 2 - Kit & KaboodleWith Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Australian comedian Colin Lane.
A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 5James Corden and the boys are joined by England netball coach Tracey Neville, long-distance legend Mo Farah and funnyman Rob Beckett.
May To December
Series 2, Episode 4 - Time After TimeAlec is stunned when Zoë asks him to move in with her.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
Meet The Adebanjos
A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.
dinnerladies
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.
Miranda
Series 2, Episode 1 - The New MeStevie has her work cut out trying to stop Miranda spending all day in her pyjamas with a packet of biscuits for company, feeling sorry for herself that Gary departed for Hong Kong taking with him her chance of any relationship... no matter how unlikely that was.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for a new series with a special extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, David O'Doherty and Josh Widdicombe.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Jamali Maddix, Michelle WolfAustralian comedy star and host of Channel 4's The Last Leg, Adam Hills hosts as he introduces US comic Michelle Wolf and sharp-witted Jamali Maddix to the stage.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 1, Episode 5 - Country MusicRob and Romesh hang out with the biggest selling female country star of all time, Shania Twain.
Miranda
Series 2, Episode 2 - Before I DieMiranda's recent experience in the graveyard gets her thinking. This week she starts to worry what her life is all about and what people would say at her funeral.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 7Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including Karl's new diary, Stephen's attempt to get a nickname, and whether people think in their accents.
Taskmaster
Series 8, Episode 8 - Aquatic Sewing MachineThis episode feature sand, beach balls, water and an angler's keepnet. There are also coffee pots, which don't help Joe Thomas, and a trumpet, which doesn't help Lou Sanders.
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 3Evelyn Mok, Andrew Hunter Murray and David Baddiel discuss Eurovision, public apologies and climate change.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas, and Denise is just about ready to pop. As the family begin to disperse from the Royles' after the customary meal, their world looks set to change forever.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 8Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics including face implants, redesigning the camel, and whether Karl would save either Ricky or Stephen from a sinking ship.
Alun Cochrane's Fun House
Episode 2 - The Living RoomThe second date of Alun's house-wide tour takes place in the living room.
Adrian Mole: The Prostrate Years
Episode 7Adrian is invited to drinks at Mr Carlton Hayes' house and finally meets Leslie.
Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
To Hull And Back
Series 2, Episode 3 - Is That You Mr Brown?An elderly Mrs Chiltern comes to stay after her cat goes missing. Sophie tries to get some bits and pieces together to sell, to pay for a car, her mother buys an antique crystal ball and attempts to tell the fortune of a neighbour with piles.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 1Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Never The Twain
Series 9, Episode 5 - NeighboursSimon has always believed in the maxim "love thy neighbour", even when that neighbour is Oliver. The only problem is that Oliver doesn't return the compliment.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel/quiz show mash-up with Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd, who take on guest captain Alan Carr and Kevin Bridges. Elis James and John Robins are in Dictionary Corner.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 10 - SchluballybubJanet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too.
Mark Thomas - The Manifesto
Series 5, Episode 5Comedian and activist Mark Thomas creates a People's Manifesto using policies suggested by his studio audience.
Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 3There are high hopes of a fine feast at Eric and Beth's house. The only trouble is, Beth forgot that Jaz was a vegetarian.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 2Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain and Hugh Dennis present a special edition of the topical comedy show, with highlights and out-takes from previous weeks.
Year Of The Rabbit
Episode 4There's a sniper on the loose. A really bloody good one - he shot two men dead with the same bullet.
Get Some In!
Series 1, Episode 3As C Flight prepare themselves for a first visit to the M.O., it seems Leckie is finding hsi service far tougher than the others. Could a few careless words about suicide from Cpl. Marsh put ideas in his head?
Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 1, Episode 4 - Caroline Flack & Alan CarrKeith takes Love Island host Caroline Flack in search of a new car and funnyman Alan Carr to the garden centre, chatting about their lives and careers along the way.
Two Doors Down
Series 2, Episode 4Cathy and Colin throw a birthday bash for Colin's father, Willie. Meanwhile Ian and Jaz have their offer on a flat knocked back - but Eric steps in to help out.
Get Some In!
Series 1, Episode 4The boys are looking forward to their first leave, and an opportunity to get out of the camp at last. A dance at the local village hall beckons.
Have I Got News For You
Series 53, Episode 2Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Jon Richardson and Robert Peston.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 5Russell Howard talks jellyfish stings and brotherly love. His guests are Bridget Christie and Ivo Graham.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas, and Denise is just about ready to pop. As the family begin to disperse from the Royles' after the customary meal, their world looks set to change forever.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 6Russell Howard talks racial tension and lady wrestling; plus answers questions on YouTubers and tickling chickens. His guests are Johnny Pelham and Seann Walsh.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Episode 8In this episode the teams are joined by Jermaine Jenas, Denise Van Outen, and comedians Michelle Wolf and Sam Simmons to discuss the most talked about Brits of 2016.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Jamali Maddix, Michelle WolfAustralian comedy star and host of Channel 4's The Last Leg, Adam Hills hosts as he introduces US comic Michelle Wolf and sharp-witted Jamali Maddix to the stage.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 3 - You Lose Some, You Win SomeMaurice organises a gambling school of six customers who are being threatened by the casino, despite having promised his wife that he won't gamble any more. Terry and Arthur have to look after them until Maurice has made his profit.
Boomers
Series 2, Episode 1 - CampingCelebrating Trevor's birthday and anniversary on a campsite, Joyce, Maureen and Carol strike up an interesting new friendship with a strapping young Nordic man.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 8 - The One With The GermanTonight's show features alternative comedy legend Kevin McAleer, plus ace stand-ups Stephen Carlin, Fern Brady, Isy Suttie, and Henning Wehn (who is German). Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 10 - SchluballybubJanet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too.
Borderline
Series 1, Episode 1 - ProfilingChief Inspector Proctor is sent a set of new directives from the Home Office that amount to an instruction to carry out racial profiling. Stuck with having to persuade her team to adopt a set of rules that even she finds offensive or risk her job by angering her Home Office masters, in desperation she even tries to enlist support outside her department from the baggage handlers.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 2 - Rhod Gilbert, Kerry Godliman, Jon RichardsonWelsh comic Rhod Gilbert introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Kerry Godliman, and Jon Richardson at his misanthropic best.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 9, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford and guests look at the news stories of the week. This week's guests are Josie Long, Fay Ripley, Peter Jones from Dragons' Den and Jack Whitehall.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain and Hugh Dennis present a special edition of the topical comedy show, with highlights and out-takes from previous weeks.
Borderline
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HensClive has his hands full processing two rowdy females from a hen party who have been banned from flying to Benidorm because of excessive drunkenness.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 7Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan and Hal Cruttenden join Lee Mack in the studio to test out more obscure facts and theories.
Genius
Series 3, Episode 6 - Charlie BrookerWith Charlie Brooker. Winning ideas are dogs that live for only two years and changing how the winner of Genius is decided.
May To December
Series 2, Episode 3 - You're Driving Me CrazyZoë has decided that now her divorce has come through it's time to make some changes, like finally learning to drive.
Smelling Of Roses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Leading A Merry DanceRosie's no expert on Russian folk music but when she's asked to promote The Gulbekistan Dance Ensemble, she's sure she'll be equal to the challenge...
May To December
Series 2, Episode 4 - Time After TimeAlec is stunned when Zoë asks him to move in with her.
Heresy
Series 11, Episode 3Evelyn Mok, Andrew Hunter Murray and David Baddiel discuss Eurovision, public apologies and climate change.