Schedule Tuesday 7th May 2019

Twirlywoos

The Box brings them a rainy cloud, which makes the Boat wet too!

Second Thoughts

Episode 4.6, Just Managing: Faith and Bill face new pressure in the form of trouble between son Tom and his ex-wife Liza.

Lucky Feller

Shorty plans to ask Kath out but when he mentions that his brother Randy's at home, that's where they end up for the evening. Kath has some games in mind - but not the one Shorty suggests.

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Comedians Kevin Bridges and Natasia Demetriou play Joust, Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2, Tekken, Can't Drive This and special endgame Noah Me, Noah You.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

When Pieface rescues Walter and Bertie from danger, Dennis leads the town in celebrating Pieface Day in his honour, and refuses to listen when Pieface tries to tell him it was all a big mistake. Walter uncovers the truth, proclaims himself the bigger hero, and declares it Walter Week!

Danger Mouse

There's relief all around when Penfold's pilfering of Squawk's gadgets and clandestine late night trips to shady warehouses turns out to preparation for his taking part in 'bot battles'.

Ed Reardon's Week

Ed and Elgar return to London from their failed jaunt living in a shepherd's hut in the country destitute and on the lookout for a new roof over their respective heads. Could a carrier bag filled with wooden spoons be the answer to their problems?

Lucky Feller

The local church needs some wiring repaired and Kath suggests to the vicar that Shorty and Randy should do it. When Shorty learns that Kath got them the job and she's waiting for them in the church, he decides that "this is the Moment" and plucks up his courage...

Bitz & Bob

Mummy duck is trying to lead her ducklings from their nest in Bitz's castle to the lake, but it's a long way, so Bitz and Bob help guide them there safely.

Go Jetters

It's a very rainy day at the Go Jet Academy and the Go Jetters are in the training domes teaching the cadets some crucial Go Jetter skills.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Yvonne is in line for promotion, and Gary suspects that he is only holding her back. Life in 1941 seems more and more appealing, and Gary feels it may be time for him to make a choice, even if that means faking his own suicide. But then banjo-wielding George Formby rears his head in the past.

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Comedy starring Ted Ray, Kenneth Williams and Miriam Margolyes.

I Didn't Do It

George Formby comedy.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Poorly Terry gets some shock news from Bob.

Justin's House

Things get very messy when Justin and Robert try to make Little Monster a gingerbread den.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of four episodes from Britain's longest-running sitcom.

On The Buses

Stan and Jack have nowhere to take their girls except the back seats of the bus. With Arthur set to take Olive and Mum away for the weekend, Stan spies an opportunity - if they can get his motorbike running.

Horrible Histories

There is plenty of "goo and poo" today, as some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle.

The News Quiz

Cabinet Leaks, Corbyn commits to staying non-committal, and Camden Council bans Ice Cream Vans. It must be a Bank Holiday News Quiz. Miles Jupp is joined by Angela Barnes, Kerry Godliman and Kemah Bob, and Theresa May's former PR advisor Katie Perrior.

Sooty

Richard is making donuts to sell in the park but he has run out of eggs. Perhaps the local farmer and his chickens can help? Sooty and the gang take a trip in the campervan to find out - but leave Richard in a rather messy situation!

On The Buses

Stan and Jack are placed in charge of the L., or 'learner' bus. At home, following a bit of fixing by Stan, Arthur and Olive's bed collapses.

Minder

Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos help a painter make an unusual work of art, and the Stop-Go Car has something surprising coming out of its boot!

Hearing With Hegley

The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley, entertains an audience with his book of verse.

George & Mildred

George, finally, gets a job. Mildred is so shocked and delighted by the news that she requires a stiff drink - but it's not long before she'll be downing glasses for a different reason...

Hi-De-Hi!

Joe Maplin appoints a supervisor of all Yellowcoats, who requires a chalet to herself - which throws the accommodation situation into chaos. She also takes an immediate dislike to Gladys and demotes her.

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Comedy starring Ted Ray, Kenneth Williams and Miriam Margolyes.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Poorly Terry gets some shock news from Bob.

2point4 Children

Whilst Ben's having a "busy" day drinking tea, Bill is sent running around after everyone. Jenny's in trouble at school, David's noisy at home, and the shop is overrun with OAPs.

Mr Bean

Mr. Bean becomes obsessed with gaming after being introduced by Mrs. Wicket's nephew. He decides he must have his own console!

The Green Green Grass

When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

Mr Bean

Mrs. Wicket demands that Bean stay in to take delivery of a new lounge chair. He is forced to dress up as Mrs. Wicket to make sure it is delivered!

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating some cakes. When they see her tidying the decorations away, it gives them the idea to put the cakes away too.

Meet The Adebanjos

Funke fails her first aid test at the café and hatches a plan to keep her job. Bayo and Tobi came up with a creative scheme after Gladys cancels their Sky Sports subscription.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

Comedy Legends

Barry Cryer looks back on the career of Ronnie Barker. From Porridge and Open All Hours to The Two Ronnies, Barker was one of British TV's best-loved entertainers.

Meet The Adebanjos

Bayo sets Tobi a challenge to last 24 hours without technology. Funke sets up a local business in the café selling Nollywood DVDs.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Shaun The Sheep

A wayward balloonist lands in the sheep field. Shaun and his friends are intrigued by the hot air balloon and inadvertently take to the skies. Down on the ground an ever more desperate Bitzer runs himself ragged attempting to bring the wayward sheep back down to Earth safely.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag think they need to learn manners. However, they accidentally enrol themselves on an obedience class for dogs.

Lovejoy

While the true-to-form Lovejoy is selling a set of dodgy Gillray prints to a friend of Jane's, Eric discovers a stolen antique Bacchus hidden at their house. The police have their suspicions and the race is on to return it to the rightful owner.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Gnasher finds a Gnashersaurus rex thigh bone while digging in Beanotown Park!

Minder

Long-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.

Bitz & Bob

It's race day in Craft City and Bob is determined to come first and win the trophy, until disaster strikes and his go-kart starts falling apart! Has Bitz got a solution?

The Museum Of Curiosity

Joining John and Humphrey this week are comedian and podcaster Richard Herring, lizard locomotion expert Dr. Christofer Clemente and art historican Dr. Kristen Lippincott.

Up The Garden Path

Izzy spends her birthday coping with the surprise news that she's pregnant.

Dad's Army

After a near-death experience, Hodges resolves to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to have the platoon assist a farmer friend of Godfrey's to gather in the annual wheat harvest.

Go Jetters

A storm washes up lots of plastic litter onto the Go Jet Academy beach.

Gigglebiz

DIY enthusiast DIY Dan builds a birdbath for all the little garden birds. Arthur Sleep keeps getting distracted whilst trying to give a very important piece of news. Sticky toffee pudding is on the menu in Dina Lady's Bake Me a Star competition and there are some very hungry slugs in Will Barrow's garden.

Second Thoughts

Episode 4.6, Just Managing: Faith and Bill face new pressure in the form of trouble between son Tom and his ex-wife Liza.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Waffle tries to help his friend, Pepper, find a new owner.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon is told to lose weight by the doctor and Dorien changes her image.

2point4 Children

Whilst Ben's having a "busy" day drinking tea, Bill is sent running around after everyone. Jenny's in trouble at school, David's noisy at home, and the shop is overrun with OAPs.

Robin's Nest

Robin wants to buy his father-in-law's share of the business.

Ed Reardon's Week

Ed and Elgar return to London from their failed jaunt living in a shepherd's hut in the country destitute and on the lookout for a new roof over their respective heads. Could a carrier bag filled with wooden spoons be the answer to their problems?

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of the time travel sitcom.

Brush Strokes

Jacko's interest in football is revived - much to Eric and Jean's amusement.

The Green Green Grass

When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

The Best Of British Laughs

Morecambe and Wise: From early days to their rise as kings of comedy, Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise reminisce with Barry Took.

As Time Goes By

Will Lionel contact Jean? Will Jean contact Lionel? Sandy heads to the hotel but finds he has checked out, and when he heads to the office, Judith gives Lionel short shrift. Meanwhile his publisher, Alistair, orders fresh revisions and insists Lionel attend a party he's holding.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

Horrible Histories

An Incan child has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King George IV embarks on a solo musical career.

The Betty Witherspoon Show

Comedy starring Ted Ray, Kenneth Williams and Miriam Margolyes.

Last Of The Summer Wine

With the notable exception of Compo, Nora Batty is not used to anyone looking at her. So when her husband Wally takes an unnatural interest in those parts of her body she stands on, she is understandably unnerved. It is, of course, all part of Compo, Clegg and Foggy's attempts to settle a question of size once and for always.

Dad's Army

After a near-death experience, Hodges resolves to be kinder to everyone. This includes Captain Mainwaring, who has decided to have the platoon assist a farmer friend of Godfrey's to gather in the annual wheat harvest.

Mr Bean

Mr. Bean becomes obsessed with gaming after being introduced by Mrs. Wicket's nephew. He decides he must have his own console!

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Poorly Terry gets some shock news from Bob.

Mr Bean

Mrs. Wicket demands that Bean stay in to take delivery of a new lounge chair. He is forced to dress up as Mrs. Wicket to make sure it is delivered!

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

Never The Twain

Lyn and David have their first marital row and each seeks advice from their respective father. Unfortunately, if they were hoping for mature and wise counsel, they chose the wrong people to ask.

Dad's Army

Intending to deposit £500 collected for the servicemen's canteen, Jones is horrified to find he has misplaced the money. The platoon attempt to help him remember where it might be.

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

Never The Twain

Oliver never set out to save Simon's life, he had no control over what happened. However, now that they are 'blood brothers' he has every intention of making sure that Simon refuses him nothing...

Death On The Tyne

A sequel to Murder On The Blackpool Express, starring Johnny Vegas, Sian Gibson and guest stars.

The Green Green Grass

A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the Only Fools and Horses spin-off.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell Howard turns his eye back to some of the biggest and best news stories covered in the past six series of Good News, plus some choice out-takes from the show.

Would I Lie To You?

In this episode, David Mitchell is joined by Susan Calman and Richard Osman, and Lee Mack is joined by Carol Kirkwood and David O'Doherty.

Through The Keyhole

The star-studded panel for this edition of the rebelliously revelatory programme are comedian Paddy McGuinness, soap star Catherine Tyldesley, and football legend Chris Kamara.

Would I Lie To You?

In this episode, David Mitchell is joined by Sarah Millican and Jon Richardson, and Lee Mack is joined by David Harewood and Bob Mortimer.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr asks 'what has the nation been talking about this week?'. This week he probably wishes he didn't have to...

Russell Howard Live: Wonderbox

A TV edit of Russell Howard's 2014 DVD.

Ed Reardon's Week

Ed and Elgar return to London from their failed jaunt living in a shepherd's hut in the country destitute and on the lookout for a new roof over their respective heads. Could a carrier bag filled with wooden spoons be the answer to their problems?

Mock The Week

Dara, Hugh, Russell and Andy dissect another week, this time with the help of guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne and Micky Flanagan.

Warhorses Of Letters

Copenhagen becomes a warhorse and Marengo sets out into the vast Russian Steppe as he carries Napoleon at the head of his vast army towards Moscow.

Live At The Apollo

Eddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.

I, Regress

Matt Berry plays a corrupt and bizarre hypnotherapist taking unsuspecting clients on twisted, misleading journeys through their subconscious.

Porridge

A selection of episodes from the second series of the prison-based sitcom.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Dave tests the merits of man versus machine, in all its life-like glory. Plus, he finds himself in a lucrative but compromising situation.

Vent

Ben doesn't get out much, but he's got a loving and attentive family, an active imagination and a comfortable bed... because he's in a coma.

The Russell Howard Hour

Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks Ku Klux Klan with blues musician Daryl Davis. Musical comedy from Harry & Chris.

Never The Twain

Lyn and David have their first marital row and each seeks advice from their respective father. Unfortunately, if they were hoping for mature and wise counsel, they chose the wrong people to ask.

Luisa Omielan's What Would Beyoncé Do?!

BBC Three's version of Luisa Omielan's hit stand-up show.

The Jonathan Ross Show

Jonathan's guests include one of the most distinctive voices in music, the multi-platinum selling Ellie Goulding, who will be chatting and performing in the studio, alongside star of Line Of Duty, This Is England and Boardwalk Empire, Stephen Graham and the hilarious Romesh Ranganathan.

Tim Key's Poetry Programme

Tim tackles the dicey issue of 'chance' via a selection of poems, including The Wrong Number That Led to a Marriage and Probably Gay.

Never The Twain

Oliver never set out to save Simon's life, he had no control over what happened. However, now that they are 'blood brothers' he has every intention of making sure that Simon refuses him nothing...

Game On

Martin goes on a date with Nancy, an American woman he met at the take-away. She tells him about the unusual places she's had sex and Martin duly accepts her invitation back to her flat.

Urban Myths: The Trial Of Joan Collins

Comedy about the court clash between Joan Collins and her publisher, Random House.

Jigsaw

Stand-up comedians Dan Antopolski, Tom Craine and Nat Luurtsema combine their talents to piece together a rapid-fire and surreal sketch show.

Have I Got News For You

Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Charlie Brooker and guest panellists Rich Hall and Maureen Lipman.

Luisa Omielan's What Would Beyoncé Do?!

BBC Three's version of Luisa Omielan's hit stand-up show.

The Keith & Paddy Picture Show

This week is Keith & Paddy's version of Jurassic Park, featuring Sian Gibson, Sally Phillips, George Potts, Shaun Ryder and Bernie Clifton.

Game On

Mandy is asked by novelist Ron Grimshaw to help him research his next book. It transpires that he's more interested in researching Mandy.

Back in the flat, Matt arranges for a rather special birthday present for Martin.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett and guest team captain Tom Allen discuss and dissect the topics of the week. They're joined by guests Scarlett Moffatt, Harriet Kemsley, Wes Nelson and Rosie Jones.

Your Face Or Mine

TOWIE's Myles Barnett and Love Island's Kady McDermott take to the sofa in this celeb special of Your Face Or Mine. Hoping to win thousands of pounds for charity, the reality stars are joined by former Love Island constants Zara Holland and Kendall Rae-Knight as mystery guests!

The Best Of British Laughs

Morecambe and Wise: From early days to their rise as kings of comedy, Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise reminisce with Barry Took.

Psychobitches

Liz Taylor devours a chocolate éclair before discussing her two marriages to Richard Burton.

Meet The Adebanjos

Funke fails her first aid test at the café and hatches a plan to keep her job. Bayo and Tobi came up with a creative scheme after Gladys cancels their Sky Sports subscription.

Black Books

A change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.

The Comedy Bus

Having had his parents do everything for him from a young age, Iain takes his bus mates to Edinburgh to help him give something back to his parents. They have a go at curling with Iain's dad for a little father son bonding time, go full 'Celt' and throw Mr and Mrs Stirling their very own cèilidh and they visit the local animal shelter where they make their very own doggy calendar...and yes, Joel gets naked. Again.

Porters

Seeing Lucy swoon over the heroic Doctor McKenzie prompts Simon to impulsively offer a kidney to a young transplant patient called Lewis.

Au Pair Girls

Sex comedy following four young women arriving in Britain for domestic work.

Joe Lycett's Got Your Back

With the help of his assistant Mark Silcox and this week's celebrity guest Stacey Dooley and featuring some daring hidden camera investigations, Joe takes a car rental company for a spin and sends a gold digging scammer around the houses.

Meet The Adebanjos

Bayo sets Tobi a challenge to last 24 hours without technology. Funke sets up a local business in the café selling Nollywood DVDs.

Live At The Apollo

Eddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

The superb Ed Gamble introduces funny man Fin Taylor; the fantastic Mae Martin; and the extremely funny Mo Gilligan.

Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier

Jon's wife and fellow comedian Lucy Beaumont is on hand to answer her stressed spouse's worries about himself - and their marriage. Jonathan Ross also guests.

Lee And Dean

Lee is brooding over the fact that Dean is dating Mrs Bryce D'Souza - he's broken the un-written rule.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Kayvan Novak, Louis Walsh, Jennie McAlpine and Lee Mack.

John Bishop In Conversation With...

John Cleese discusses his early success as a writer and performer on The Frost Report, being a founding member of Monty Python and star and co-writer of the comedy classic Fawlty Towers. Bishop asks Cleese about his move to Los Angeles and continued success in Hollywood.

Black Books

A change is as good as a rest when Bernard, Manny and Fran decide to escape the madness and go on holiday.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Comedy genius Iain Stirling is at the legendary Comedy Store in London playing host to the brilliantly funny Darren Harriott, the wonderful Jake Lambert and the amazing Fern Brady.

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Tom Hollander and guest panellists including Hal Cruttenden.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

David O'Doherty, Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards and Ellie Taylor join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to thrash out the hot stories of the week.

Drunk History

Russell Kane's legend of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's sloshed take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal.

Steptoe And Son

Harold has bought some coffins and intends leaving them in the house.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack welcomes comedians Katherine Ryan and Hugh Dennis and former world champion boxer Amir Khan as the fun and fact-filled panel show continues.

The Museum Of Curiosity

Joining John and Humphrey this week are comedian and podcaster Richard Herring, lizard locomotion expert Dr. Christofer Clemente and art historican Dr. Kristen Lippincott.

Up The Garden Path

Izzy spends her birthday coping with the surprise news that she's pregnant.

Second Thoughts

Episode 4.6, Just Managing: Faith and Bill face new pressure in the form of trouble between son Tom and his ex-wife Liza.

Ed Reardon's Week

Ed and Elgar return to London from their failed jaunt living in a shepherd's hut in the country destitute and on the lookout for a new roof over their respective heads. Could a carrier bag filled with wooden spoons be the answer to their problems?