Schedule Friday 5th April 2019

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man practising his tennis strokes using a machine to shoot the balls to him.

The Elephant Man

Episode 5, All Features Great and Small: Some of the zoo staff are keen to find romance as Valentine's Day approaches.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

When the gang go on an adventure in search of the Beanotown Yeti, Walter follows with plans of his own for the rare beast, and Dennis and his chums must come to its rescue.

The Piglet Files

Mild-mannered, unassuming electronics teacher Peter Chapman is head-hunted by MI5 to teach their spies about the latest espionage technology.

Danger Mouse

The greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.

Where's The F In News?

Jo Bunting hosts as panellists including Cariad Lloyd, Emily Dean, Rosemary Shrager and Fi Glover take part in a series of challenges.

Bitz & Bob

Bob wants to plant a sign on the top of Mount Robo-Bob, so they set off in grippy shoes to climb it.

The Piglet Files

Dexter and Lewis attempt to infiltrate a militant animal-rights group. Unsurprisingly, they have little success. Piglet, however, could be just the man for the job.

Go Jetters

The geysers in Iceland are blocked - Glitch is to blame and it could cause an earthquake. Go Jetters go!

The Best Of Bentine

Episode 7: The former Goon Show star presents his one-man show, in which he plays everything from duelling kings to a washroom attendant.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present day, leaving him a completely different person in more ways than one. Yvonne is pleasantly surprised with the transformation, but Phoebe sees a side to Gary she was not aware of, and is not impressed.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.6, My Old Man's a Tory: An angry Albert disrupts Harold's Labour Party meeting.

Justin's House

Every time Justin and Little Monster sneeze something messy happens in Justin's house. Helped by a doctor download, Robert does his best to cure the pair of their Hottyspottyitis.

Goodnight Sweetheart

When Yvonne throws Gary out of the marital home, his edgy behaviour makes Phoebe suspicious that he is seeing another woman.

Who Goes There

Episode 4.6: Biographical quiz show, hosted by Martin Young, with David Aaronovitch and Claire Rayner joining team captains Francis Wheen and Fred Housego.

Sooty

When Richard is put in charge of Mr. Slater's five star restaurant, his first customer demands fresh fish. Can Fishermen Sooty and Sweep come to Richard's rescue, or will they catch more than they bargained for? Guest starring Caroline Quentin.

Mr Finchley

Adaptations of Victor Canning's stories about a solicitor's clerk in the early 1930s.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn about On and Off by watching a man trying shoes on and taking them off in a shoe shop. Later, they encounter an octopus that jumps on and off everyone it sees.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 29th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Reluctant Persuaders

The team discover their Protein Team campaign has gone viral. And not in a good way.

2point4 Children

Ben reignites his vendetta against Jake the Klingon with rather unpredictable results. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona are searching for new catering premises and David's got an acting competition.

Your Face Or Mine

Harry and Leah are grilled by Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan in a bid to win thousands of pounds. Will they choose love or money?

The Best Of Bentine

Episode 7: The former Goon Show star presents his one-man show, in which he plays everything from duelling kings to a washroom attendant.

2point4 Children

Rona has a surprising confession to make. Her mother, dead some 11 years, is still the named tenant of her house, and now the council have found out and want to evict her. But Auntie Pearl has a far more devastating confession of her own.

Your Face Or Mine

This week's couple, AJ and Meg, try to win thousands of pounds by judging all kinds of faces.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.6, My Old Man's a Tory: An angry Albert disrupts Harold's Labour Party meeting.

The Million Pound Note

Comedy film about a penniless man who is given a million pound note and instructed to live on it for a month without spending any of it.

Hi-De-Hi!

Joe Maplin decrees that every Thursday will be 'Sunshine Smile Day'. The Camp Host decides to extend this to the campers by compelling any holidaymaker caught without a smile to pay a shilling to the Campers' Amenity Fund.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean builds a car washing machine that attracts all manner of customers.

dinnerladies

The canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.

2point4 Children

Ben reignites his vendetta against Jake the Klingon with rather unpredictable results. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona are searching for new catering premises and David's got an acting competition.

2point4 Children

Rona has a surprising confession to make. Her mother, dead some 11 years, is still the named tenant of her house, and now the council have found out and want to evict her. But Auntie Pearl has a far more devastating confession of her own.

Zig And Zag

Animated CBBC sitcom starring the former Big Breakfast alien characters Zig and Zag.

Lovejoy

When Harriet Fisher buys an antique rug at an auction, Lovejoy gets tangled in a web of passion, unrequited love and umbrella stands.

On The Beat

A lowly car park attendant at Scotland Yard dreams of becoming a policeman like his father, but his determination to prove his worth leads to chaos.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 29th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Diddy TV

Diddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include dancing diddies in The Diddy Step, music in Diddy Pops and a heartbreaking documentary about a boy with a spoon for a nose.

Minder

Arthur is only too willing to help when a local tramp comes into an inheritance.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean.

Who Goes There

Episode 4.6: Biographical quiz show, hosted by Martin Young, with David Aaronovitch and Claire Rayner joining team captains Francis Wheen and Fred Housego.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean builds a car washing machine that attracts all manner of customers.

Mr Finchley

Adaptations of Victor Canning's stories about a solicitor's clerk in the early 1930s.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz promises to build a strong house for Little Bo Purl's goats and for the three little pigs, one that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch turns Segovia Aqueduct into a giant water slide and the Go Jetters must stop it toppling to the ground.

Gigglebiz

Naughty King Flannel does some skipping in the garden with Lady Chatalot, newsreader Arthur Sleep listens to a few popular tunes, fitness guru Keith Fitt demonstrates how to get fit for free and gardener Will Barrow has problems with some troublesome flying animals.

Millie Inbetween

Millie is missing her dad. Fran is missing her mum. Millie seeks a new friend and is unaware how much she is hurting Fran, Jake and potential buddy, Jessie, in the process.

The Elephant Man

Episode 5, All Features Great and Small: Some of the zoo staff are keen to find romance as Valentine's Day approaches.

Birds Of A Feather

Tracey receives a letter addressed to Darryl requesting a quotation for the installation of a swimming pool. Sharon decides it would be a good idea to start up a pool business of their own, especially when she discovers that there is profit of at least £5,000 to be made. Meanwhile, Garth is depressed and wants to know the meaning of life, and Dorien is sponsoring a child in the Gambia - but she sends him a pair of gloves and matching scarf from Harrods.

Robin's Nest

James Nicholls decides to run as candidate in the local elections and use the restaurant as his campaign headquarters.

So Awkward

Jas has a mega-crush on Lily's older brother, Jason, though she'd never admit it.

Where's The F In News?

Jo Bunting hosts as panellists including Cariad Lloyd, Emily Dean, Rosemary Shrager and Fi Glover take part in a series of challenges.

Hi-De-Hi!

Joe Maplin decrees that every Thursday will be 'Sunshine Smile Day'. The Camp Host decides to extend this to the campers by compelling any holidaymaker caught without a smile to pay a shilling to the Campers' Amenity Fund.

Brush Strokes

Sandra continues to hold out against Jacko's advances - and an old mate of his returns from Canada with a new lifestyle. The argument for married life is displayed to Jacko - but can he be convinced?

A Weekend With Lulu

The wild adventures of four characters who set out by caravan for a weekend on the coast, but end up in France.

dinnerladies

The canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.

Bread

Lilo Lill pays Nellie a visit to compare notes on Freddie's last known whereabouts. The rest of the family plan their holiday but there seems to be little enthusiasm from their respective partners to endure a Boswell family holiday!

Dad's Army

Jones is in financial danger as he has an outstanding £50 overdraft with the bank, and cannot afford to pay his staff. Helping to assess his books, Mainwaring discovers that the debt has a long and confusing trail to it.

The Dog Ate My Homework

Aron v Darby. Iain Stirling is joined by special guests Ben Shires, Steff Todd, Saima Chowdhury and Ahir Shah.

The Best Of Bentine

Episode 7: The former Goon Show star presents his one-man show, in which he plays everything from duelling kings to a washroom attendant.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The continuing story of Foggy's Plan to put the perfect finishing touch to the great British landscape.

Still Open All Hours

Granville has a large quantity of bargain spectacles to sell, but will they really do anything to improve his customers' eyesight?

So Awkward

Jas has a mega-crush on Lily's older brother, Jason, though she'd never admit it.

Steptoe And Son

Episode 4.6, My Old Man's a Tory: An angry Albert disrupts Harold's Labour Party meeting.

Only Fools And Horses

While out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.

Coach Karen's Half-Time Team Talk

Polly's Dad attempts a coup d'etat and the girls have to decide where their loyalties lie.

Millie Inbetween

Millie is missing her dad. Fran is missing her mum. Millie seeks a new friend and is unaware how much she is hurting Fran, Jake and potential buddy, Jessie, in the process.

Only Fools And Horses

In an effort to bolster the Church Roof Fund, Del "discovers" a miracle of his own and informs the world press.

Doc Martin

After their tumultuous time last series, Louisa has gone for a break to visit her mother in Spain and to have some time to think, and get some perspective on their relationship. Martin is faced with the questions: will Louisa come back to him; and what can he do to make sure that she does?

Citizen Khan

When the Imam calls a special fast, Mr Khan can't help but compete with Dave. Shazia, meanwhile, has a job offer that'll mean living in India for a year, and Mrs Khan is desperate not to see her relationship with Amjad put under such strain.

Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing

A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.

QI

With Lucy Porter, Ross Noble and Matt Lucas.

Doc Martin

After Martin's first session with psychotherapist Dr Rachel Timoney, we see he may have met his match: if anyone is going to be able to help Martin change, then Dr Timoney seems well qualified.

Would I Lie To You?

Lucy Porter, Debbie McGee, Dion Dublin and Bob Mortimer join the regulars for more truth and lies.

The Royle Family

It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.

Your Face Or Mine

Drag performer 'Cheryl Hole' and soon to be husband Haydn are next up on the sofa to face Jimmy and Katherine's relationship rocking questions, as they will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.

Gary: Tank Commander

Cpl Gary McLintoch and his tank crew return from Iraq to tackle their toughest mission yet - a recruitment stall in the local shopping centre. And when the worst recruit ever is signed up, the boys try desperately to pull off the great escape.

Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking

TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are back for a new series of the topical comedy panel show. The teams are joined by celebrity guests Paul Hollywood, Dawn O'Porter, Joe Wilkinson and Rob Beckett.

QI

With Aisling Bea, Lee Mack and Jason Manford.

Not Going Out

A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.

Where's The F In News?

Jo Bunting hosts as panellists including Cariad Lloyd, Emily Dean, Rosemary Shrager and Fi Glover take part in a series of challenges.

Inside No. 9

Julian Devonshire, his pregnant wife Kathy, their son Toby and mother in law Celia arrive at the alpine chalet for a family holiday.

Comedians Watching Football With Friends

Tom Davis, Joe Wilkinson, Josh Widdicombe, Emily Dean and Sam Quek turn on the TV for a laugh over the week's big footie fixtures.

Andrew Lawrence: How Did We End Up Like This?

Andrew looks at what goes in to making our diet, including a rather different view of fair trade, a comment on road-kill as food and a moving song about the extinction of the mammoth. Sara Pascoe and Marek Larwood assist.

Inside No. 9

A group of friends go for a night out at a local restaurant. Soon an argument erupts about who is going to pay the bill.

The Russell Howard Hour

Russell Howard talks to author Jon Ronson about the world of pornography and discovers goat yoga with Mo Gilligan.

Elis James' Pantheon Of Heroes

Elis James compares key figures in Welsh history to determine Wales' ultimate heroes.

Derry Girls

Jenny Joyce organises a 50s style prom but the girls are more intrigued by the arrival of a new girl at Lady Immaculate. Erin, Clare and Michelle are looking for prom dates but Orla has already got someone special in mind.

The Unexplainers

Mike and John set off to Broadhaven Primary School in Haverfordwest, where an alleged UFO sighting took place in 1977.

Kevin & Perry Go Large

Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.

Thom Tuck Goes Straight To DVD

Thom unearths the work of American twins the Olsens and compares the journey of their success with the wise (and not so wise) choices he has made in his life.

Bottom

Richie and Eddie make £8 each for taking part in a police line-up, and intend to drink it away. When they arrive at the pub, bookmaker Larry is already drunk and soon talking of dead certs.

Have I Got News For You

Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Frankie Boyle and guest panellists Cariad Lloyd and Gyles Brandreth.

Comedians Watching Football With Friends

Tom Davis, Joe Wilkinson, Josh Widdicombe, Emily Dean and Sam Quek turn on the TV for a laugh over the week's big footie fixtures.

Game On

Martin goes on a date with Nancy, an American woman he met at the take-away. She tells him about the unusual places she's had sex and Martin duly accepts her invitation back to her flat.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Team captain Rob Beckett and guest team captain Sara Pascoe are joined by guests Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Russell Kane and Maisie Adam to discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points.

Game On

Mandy is asked by novelist Ron Grimshaw to help him research his next book. It transpires that he's more interested in researching Mandy.

Back in the flat, Matt arranges for a rather special birthday present for Martin.

QI

With Lucy Porter, Ross Noble and Matt Lucas.

You, Me & Them

A shock announcement from Tim and Ellie leaves Lauren pondering and Ed hysterical. Debs' bid to change her ways comes with disastrous consequences, meanwhile Keith and Clive push their relationship to the brink of breaking after a run-in.

Home

Sami joins the black economy as a tutor but ends up getting much more than he bargained for.

You, Me & Them

After finally getting his brother to move out Ed's free-spirited mum Rose comes to stay. Meanwhile at the Masons' Ellie decides it's time to shack up with boyfriend Tim having had enough of living under her mum's dictatorship; and following Rose's advice, Emma and Clive create a bucket list with not the greatest results.

Bounty Hunters

When McQueen discovers the painting he has been given is fake, a gun fight ensues at Barnaby and Nina's wedding, arranged to allow a safe place for the hostage/painting exchange. As the dust settles, Barnaby realises what true friendship really is and Nina claims her bounty from the Sherman Twins.

Uncle

Andy tries to get back with Gwen by entering a battle of the bands. Only problem, he doesn't have a band. When Andy tries to turn Errol into a ladies' man, things are bound to get complicated...

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Under Harry's TV microsope this week are Tamara Ecclestone, with her billion-dollar lifestyle struggle, and animal mimicry in Wild Britain With Ray Mears.

A League Of Their Own

Loved the latest series of A League of Their Own? Don't worry, because there's still more fun to come. This special episode checks out all the outtakes, pranks and wind-ups you were never meant to see.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Alex Jones, Alex Brooker, Sarah Millican and James Acaster are the guests appearing with Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week to look at British pastimes.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week, Harry's a little concerned about the Sorority Girls, and wonders about different types of biscuits. Meanwhile, things in Albert Square are getting a bit dangerous and stunt doubles have to be called in.

Uncle

Errol's paternal grandmother is hosting a family luncheon and Sam ropes Andy into coming along for moral support.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Are locals the best people to ask for directions? And can 30,000 jumping up and down cause an earthquake? Pull up a chair as host Lee Mack, The Great British Bake Off's Noel Fielding, and comedians Jason Manford and Roisin Conaty put facts like these to the test.

Who Goes There

Episode 4.6: Biographical quiz show, hosted by Martin Young, with David Aaronovitch and Claire Rayner joining team captains Francis Wheen and Fred Housego.

Mr Finchley

Adaptations of Victor Canning's stories about a solicitor's clerk in the early 1930s.

The Elephant Man

Episode 5, All Features Great and Small: Some of the zoo staff are keen to find romance as Valentine's Day approaches.

Where's The F In News?

Jo Bunting hosts as panellists including Cariad Lloyd, Emily Dean, Rosemary Shrager and Fi Glover take part in a series of challenges.