Schedule Thursday 4th April 2019

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a waiter set a wedding table in a marquee. The waiter places plates and cutlery next to each other. The Twirlywoos then decide to help out by getting items from outside and placing them next to the plates until there is an entire garden's worth of items on the table. The bride and groom enter and are amazed.

Heated Rollers

Episode 5: Comedy sketches, featuring wartime heroines and Oliver with a twist.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis is desperate to prevent Pieface from failing Mrs Creecher's maths test! He persuades the gang to use Professor Von Screwtop's mind-swapping device. But in a disastrous turn of events, Screwtop is on the loose with the brain of Paul the potato and Pieface is left with a potato with the brain of Screwtop to help get him through the test!

The Piglet Files

Since the fall of the Berlin wall, agents have been flooding into Britain. Dexter and Flint are staking out a house belonging to two such unwelcome guests, and Peter's brought in to help assist their surveillance by new electronic means ahead of a visit by their East German controller.

Danger Mouse

Pink Dawn's henchman teddy bear Snuggles is on an angry rampage. He is zapping cuddly toys, bringing them to life as rage-filled criminals.

Giles Wemmbley Hogg Goes Off

The upper-middle-class twit returns for a one-off special in which he vows to sort out Brexit.

Bitz & Bob

Bob is excited to see an amazing cactus that only flowers once a year, but the gang's race across the hot sandy desert slows to a crawl when Bitz and Purl over-engineer their vehicle.

The Piglet Files

Mild-mannered, unassuming electronics teacher Peter Chapman is head-hunted by MI5 to teach their spies about the latest espionage technology.

Go Jetters

When Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.

The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show

Eric loves fry-ups but Ernie is on a health kick and takes tablets for his virility.

Goodnight Sweetheart

When Gary's past catches up with his present, he wonders what, if anything, might lie in his and Phoebe's future.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon is called in to oversee the decoration of a council lamppost.

Justin's House

Cat is about to go on another big adventure, but she can't go anywhere because her Cat-pack is too full and too heavy to carry.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present day, leaving him a completely different person in more ways than one. Yvonne is pleasantly surprised with the transformation, but Phoebe sees a side to Gary she was not aware of, and is not impressed.

Sooty

When Sooty builds his own space rocket, he is determined to be the first teddy bear on Mars. But when the rocket crash-lands on Mr. Slater's mobile toilet, will all his dreams go down the pan?

Hank Zipzer

A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's comedy.

Bristow

Takeover tangles as Bristow learns Chester-Perry is making a takeover bid for Miles and Rudge, the firm across the street. He thinks that if he surreptitiously invests in Miles and Rudge, he can make a mint...

Twirlywoos

An artist is drawing a dog in a room. The dog wants to go out, so the artist opens the door. After a while, the artist opens the door again and calls the dog back inside. The Twirlywoos decide to open and close the door to let the dog in and out.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 28th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

2point4 Children

Life at the Porters' appears to have taken on a relative level of normality. Stressful of course, but normal. Then Ben lets slip that he's agreed to watch the Grimes' house again.

Your Face Or Mine

Hazen and Alicia are this week's victims in love and putting their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. Will they chose love or money?

The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show

Eric loves fry-ups but Ernie is on a health kick and takes tablets for his virility.

2point4 Children

It's Bank Holiday Monday and, having ditched plans for a day away, Ben's doing some DIY upstairs. Jenny's boyfriend's due round to meet the family with his grandmother too - and then Bette arrives.

Your Face Or Mine

Leo and Geo are this week's victims in love and putting their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. Will they chose love or money?

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon is called in to oversee the decoration of a council lamppost.

Hi-De-Hi!

In the past, ex-jockey Fred Quilly took £300 from a race-gang to pull a horse. He failed to stop his horse winning and is convinced the gang are out for revenge.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean.

dinnerladies

Twinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.

2point4 Children

Life at the Porters' appears to have taken on a relative level of normality. Stressful of course, but normal. Then Ben lets slip that he's agreed to watch the Grimes' house again.

2point4 Children

It's Bank Holiday Monday and, having ditched plans for a day away, Ben's doing some DIY upstairs. Jenny's boyfriend's due round to meet the family with his grandmother too - and then Bette arrives.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy buys a Scottish sword at auction.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag stage their own haunting in a bid to get their video onto their favourite TV show Ghost Hunters Live, If They Weren't Dead 5.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 28th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Folly To Be Wise

A repeat of this 1953 film.

Diddy TV

There are thrills in Deadly Diddy 60, popular word quiz Diddydown and more dance studio drama in The Diddy Step.

Minder

Arthur extends the grasping hand of free enterprise across the Iron Curtain when a Russian ship arrives in port, but finds himself involved in a diplomatic situation.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean.

Bristow

Takeover tangles as Bristow learns Chester-Perry is making a takeover bid for Miles and Rudge, the firm across the street. He thinks that if he surreptitiously invests in Miles and Rudge, he can make a mint...

Bitz & Bob

On a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl offer to help a very tired bear-sitter Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap so he can arrange a surprise picnic for them.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!

Gigglebiz

Wildlife park tour guide Sue Keeper gets all her facts wrong about pigs, ever-helpful Humphrey causes trouble for his neighbour as he tries to eat his packed lunch in the park and tap dancer Dan Step gets into all sorts of shoe-related difficulties on the dance floor.

Heated Rollers

Episode 5: Comedy sketches, featuring wartime heroines and Oliver with a twist.

Birds Of A Feather

Chris has managed to wangle home leave, but Darryl blew his chances by beating up Chris. When he comes home for the weekend Chris seems to be a changed man, but Sharon is suspicious. She tries to get Dorien to act as bait to see if he still will chase anything "female and with a pulse".

Robin's Nest

Robin has hurt his cooking arm and Albert won't help - so how can the restaurant remain open?

Giles Wemmbley Hogg Goes Off

The upper-middle-class twit returns for a one-off special in which he vows to sort out Brexit.

Hi-De-Hi!

In the past, ex-jockey Fred Quilly took £300 from a race-gang to pull a horse. He failed to stop his horse winning and is convinced the gang are out for revenge.

Brush Strokes

Lesley has flown the nest and Lionel recruits Jacko for a secret painting mission. While he paints, he becomes embroiled in private family business and learns that age can be a big factor in relationships.

dinnerladies

Twinkle's worried she's pregnant, and everyone else is in a bad mood for their own reasons. Philippa decides the best way of cheering everyone up is to organise a tea party to bring their mothers along for.

Scream Street

Cleo tries to smarten Niles up and ends up replacing his bandages with those of his evil brother Uncle Memphis, who always thought he should have been the pharaoh instead of Niles. Memphis plans to take over Niles' body forever.

Bread

Freddie has been reported missing and when Jack intercepts Lilo Lill turning up at the Boswells' looking for him, concern grows. But, for Billy, life is beginning to take on a sunnier aspect - thanks to Connie. Adrian, on the other hand, finds his love life to be full of disappointment - thanks to Irene!

Dad's Army

The platoon are going away camping, but their trip is spoiled when the Vicar, the Verger and the Sea Scouts set up beside them. Things take a new turn at dawn when a group of bailed-out German airmen are found floating in the river.

Horrible Histories

Special guest stars Al Murray and The League Of Gentlemen's Reece Shearsmith, Mark Gatiss and Steve Pemberton join the Horrible Histories cast today for more fascinating facts, mirthful music and gruesome gags.

The Eric Morecambe And Ernie Wise Show

Eric loves fry-ups but Ernie is on a health kick and takes tablets for his virility.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy is in the grip of another enthusiasm. "What better to complete the great British landscape than the great British flag - stirring the pride of future generations." But to reach the summit of Foggy's ambitions needs a certain amount of energy - not too apparent in Foggy's two compatriots, Clegg and Compo.

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing

Paul fishes at Christchurch's quintessential Bridge Pool in Dorset, hoping to catch sea trout.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon is called in to oversee the decoration of a council lamppost.

Dad's Army

Jones is in financial danger as he has an outstanding £50 overdraft with the bank, and cannot afford to pay his staff. Helping to assess his books, Mainwaring discovers that the debt has a long and confusing trail to it.

Coach Karen's Half-Time Team Talk

Karen and the team play away and are seduced by the luxurious dressing rooms. And sweets.

Only Fools And Horses

When a pretty niece of Trigger's arrives in the Nag's Head, Del and Rodney indulge in a little sibling rivalry in an effort to win her fair hand. One of them, however, ends up doing a spot of unscheduled hang-gliding.

Blockbusters

University students and best friends Molly and Samuel take on Marshall for a chance to win some cash and take on the Gold Run. This week they'll be hoping to win a London City experience including scaling the O2 Arena and taking a ride on the Thames Rocket.

Shaun The Sheep

It's breakfast time and The Farmer discovers he has no fresh milk for his morning cup of tea. He sets off in great haste, only to become ensnared in a 'rush hour' traffic jam. Shaun and The Flock are too impatient to wait for breakfast and take matters into their own hands.

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the cornershop sitcom.

QI

With Frankie Boyle, Ross Noble and Lucy Porter.

Only Fools And Horses

In an effort to bolster the Church Roof Fund, Del "discovers" a miracle of his own and informs the world press.

Bounty Hunters

When McQueen discovers the painting he has been given is fake, a gun fight ensues at Barnaby and Nina's wedding, arranged to allow a safe place for the hostage/painting exchange. As the dust settles, Barnaby realises what true friendship really is and Nina claims her bounty from the Sherman Twins.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Hilarious highlights from the latest series, hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. With guests Jack Dee, Jedward, Sarah Millican, Amy Childs, Micky Flanagan, Jack Whitehall, Charlie Brooker and Gok Wan.

Giles Wemmbley Hogg Goes Off

The upper-middle-class twit returns for a one-off special in which he vows to sort out Brexit.

The Inbetweeners

Simon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.

Father Ted

When Father Jack is hospitalised, Ted's hopeful that the drunken old letch won't return, and he'll be down to having to deal with just one dependent - but when Bishop Brennan sends Father Stack too be a new 3rd Priest on the island, Jack suddenly seems far more tolerable...

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show runs into extra time with a special featuring never-before-seen footage.

The Inbetweeners

Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going to visit her sister at university.

The Royle Family

It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?

Father Ted

Ted, Dougal and Jack stare death in the eyes when the plane they're flying in loses almost all of its fuel. Who could be to blame? What will they do? And what will be the trio's fate?

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Des O'Connor CBE and Tess Daly, while David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips.

Tina C's Tiny Island Tour

Episode 3, Ireland: The country superstar and icon for peace hits Ireland in her Winnebago as she embarks on a search for her forebears.

The Russell Howard Hour

Join Russell as he takes a swing at current affairs, talks to inspiring knife crime campaigner Mark Prince, and learns to paint with Jo Brand.

The Mitch Benn Music Show

This week, Mitch is joined by stand-up comedian and song writer Howard Read on BBC Radio 7 show dedicated to comedy songs.

The IT Crowd

Worried that his life is stagnating, Moss enrols on a German cookery course. Meanwhile Jen discovers that the only place in the building where she can now enjoy a cigarette is a smoking area not unlike Soviet Russia.

Gyles Brandreth's What Ho, Your Majesty?

Gyles Brandreth presents a comic story written for the Queen on the occasion of her 90th birthday.

Inside No. 9

Julian Devonshire, his pregnant wife Kathy, their son Toby and mother in law Celia arrive at the alpine chalet for a family holiday.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on another eventful week, with guests James Acaster, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Nish Kumar and Zoe Lyons.

Hut 33

Gordon is convinced that Hut 33's recent run of luck is thanks to his lucky mascot, Mr Pickles. But Archie is determined to prove that it's all down to natural intelligence.

A League Of Their Own

The boys' latest adventure has been an even bigger hit than their first and the laughs keep coming with this special episode of unseen footage from James, Jack, Freddie and Jamie's eventful US adventure. Featuring outtakes, unseen pranks and behind-the-scenes antics.

The IT Crowd

Jen has found love, and is giving a dinner party with her new boyfriend and six of their single friends. But when the three male invitees drop out at the last moment, Jen is forced to call upon Moss, Roy and Richmond.

Inside No. 9

A group of friends go for a night out at a local restaurant. Soon an argument erupts about who is going to pay the bill.

Have I Got News For You

Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Harewood and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Kirsty Wark.

Timewasters

General Hands agrees to come and play at the club, but Nick's more than a little put out when he forms a much closer bond with Jason. Lauren, meanwhile, is enraged when her money goes missing.

Bottom

Richie and Eddie make £8 each for taking part in a police line-up, and intend to drink it away. When they arrive at the pub, bookmaker Larry is already drunk and soon talking of dead certs.

Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking

TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.

Porters

YouTube mega-stars Ham and Cheese arrive at the hospital, and Simon accidentally spills a cup of coffee over a new super-expensive surgical robot.

Game On

Martin goes on a date with Nancy, an American woman he met at the take-away. She tells him about the unusual places she's had sex and Martin duly accepts her invitation back to her flat.

Father Ted

When Father Jack is hospitalised, Ted's hopeful that the drunken old letch won't return, and he'll be down to having to deal with just one dependent - but when Bishop Brennan sends Father Stack too be a new 3rd Priest on the island, Jack suddenly seems far more tolerable...

The Gay Dog

Comedy film about a northern miner and his greyhound racing obsession.

Father Ted

Ted, Dougal and Jack stare death in the eyes when the plane they're flying in loses almost all of its fuel. Who could be to blame? What will they do? And what will be the trio's fate?

Game On

Mandy is asked by novelist Ron Grimshaw to help him research his next book. It transpires that he's more interested in researching Mandy.

Back in the flat, Matt arranges for a rather special birthday present for Martin.

Comedians Watching Football With Friends

Tom Davis, Joe Wilkinson, Josh Widdicombe, Emily Dean and Sam Quek turn on the TV for a laugh over the week's big footie fixtures.

Minder

Arthur hires failed safecracker Scotch Harry for a job and finds himself with a bandaged fugitive on his hands.

The Inbetweeners

Simon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.

Uncle

The seemingly simple task of caring for his nephew spirals into a bizarre misadventure for the pair, involving a faked injury, a car crash, a visit to a gay club, a lot of lying, and some hard lessons in life.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

A selection of episodes from the 11th series of Harry Hill's take on a week of telly.

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.

Dead Pixels

A movie version of Kingdom Scrolls has been announced and Meg and Nicky are not happy with the casting.

Uncle

After a series of personal humiliations, Andy's forced to babysit a sick Errol. Upon learning his nephew is faking illness to get out of a child's birthday party, Andy's determined to teach Errol how to be a party monster.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden and the boys are joined by Irish footie star Robbie Keane, funnyman Romesh Ranganathan and British athletics golden girl Jessica Ennis-Hill.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy buys a Scottish sword at auction.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Des O'Connor CBE and Tess Daly, while David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Rob Brydon, Emma Bunton and Carol Vorderman join funnyman Lee Mack to challenge more improbable facts. Using whatever wacky means possible, they'll be testing whether parents can tell if their kids are lying, whether you can control someone's hand with your brain and if just one spoonful of olive oil can calm an entire lake.

Bristow

Takeover tangles as Bristow learns Chester-Perry is making a takeover bid for Miles and Rudge, the firm across the street. He thinks that if he surreptitiously invests in Miles and Rudge, he can make a mint...

Heated Rollers

Episode 5: Comedy sketches, featuring wartime heroines and Oliver with a twist.

Giles Wemmbley Hogg Goes Off

The upper-middle-class twit returns for a one-off special in which he vows to sort out Brexit.