Schedule Saturday 30th March 2019
Down Among The Z Men
The four original Goons star as Prof. Osric Pureheart misplaces a secret military formula.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 8 - Night Of The Living VegMrs Creecher uses the school's allotment to hold Class 3C's 'Biggest Veg' competition.
Sorry!
Series 5, Episode 4 - Natural WastageDead and buried at 43! Shy, retiring Tim won't make a clean break and sets out to prove he's still as lively as a kitten.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 40 - A Round Of GolfMr Bean fancies a game of golf so he creates his own golf course inside his flat. Then he invites Irma to join him for a round.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 46 - Agent 58It's Crimicon - the Annual Criminal world convention - and DM and Penfold are joined by a brand new secret agent to stop Isambard Brunel from selling a potentially catastrophic custard bomb doomsday weapon.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 16 - Happy Farmers' DayBitzer treats the farmer to a restaurant-style dining experience, offering a delicious pie as the main course. But when the pie goes missing, Bitzer makes the mistake of accepting Shaun and the flock's offer of help in the kitchen.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 7 - ... But We Think You Have To GoAlone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Taj Mahal, IndiaThe grimbots attach a bit of the Taj Mahal to Grim HQ. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 4 - Parents EveningIt's Parents Evening at Dockbridge High and the students are feeling nervous - all except for Year 8 pupil Mark.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ready, Set, CheckIt's race day in Craft City and Bob is determined to come first and win the trophy, until disaster strikes and his go-kart starts falling apart! Has Bitz got a solution?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 1Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Tiah and Noah and special guests Matthew Crosby, Lauren Layfield, Dominique Moore and Saima Chowdhury.
The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 4 - Julie WaltersA profile of Julie Walters. Throughout her career, Julie has switched effortlessly from comedy to hard-hitting drama.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 16 - Mount Etna, ItalyGrandmaster Glitch makes popcorn in Mount Etna, blocking the volcano and endangering the farms on its slopes.
Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 3 - Aunty NoorMrs Khan takes on more shifts at the local supermarket, leaving Mr Khan in charge as househusband.
Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 6 - The WeddingThe day of the wedding of Mr Khan's daughter Shazia to 'pakora short of a picnic' Amjad has finally arrived, but all is not well in the Khan household.
Fighting Talk
Series 16, Episode 28With Martin Bashir, Clinton Morrison, Charlie Webster and Simon Day.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 8 - Health & SafetyForced to watch a grotty old 1970s health and safety film during the school's annual 'Safety Week', Mitchell, Becky and Templeton find themselves trapped inside the movie!
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 3 - Goodbye Waffle?It's the day after the Brooklyn-Bells' wedding and time to say goodbye to the puppy. Evie goes with Jess to her veterinary practice to scan Waffle's microchip.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 2 - TuesdayMr Christopher's been given a promotion, Mrs Winstone's calling in her library loans, Mr Capp's asleep in the playground and art teacher Mr Rhomb is nowhere to be seen... just an average Tuesday at Dockbridge High.
Breaking The News
Series 12, Episode 5Neil Delamere, Jay Lafferty, Jamie Macdonald and Rachel McCormack are the guests.
Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 2 - Diddy PooperFeaturing full schedule of Diddy TV that includes Ninja Diddy Worriers, live coverage of The World Bundle Championship, and a new series of Bottom Gear looking at some of the best pants on the market.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 35 - Bone CruncherA surfing competition with a difference comes to Scream Street - an air surfing competition! But the race is run by a sinister pirate. The gang all enter, not realising they may have just signed their lives away.
The Now Show
Series 54, Episode 6Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present a satirical look through the week's news, with contributions from Zoe Lyons, Lucy Porter, Rachel Parris and Luke Kempner.
The Six Mothers-In-Law Of Henry VIII
Episode 1Twenty years married to Catherine of Aragon - and no son. Should she take all the blame?
Passport To Pimlico
Ealing comedy about a legal discovery that leads the residents of Pimlico to declare themselves an independent nation, Burgundy.
Almost Never
Series 1, Episode 11 - The BoxingTensions between The Wonderland and GHF escalate at a boxing fundraiser at The Palais.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring James Corden and Ruth Jones.
Pen Pals
Cerys a bit worried sets off on an adventure across France in search of her school pen pal Mathieu.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 12 - FlowerAn incredibly rare flower is discovered on the football pitch - but how long will it survive with the 4 O'Clock Club about?
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
Episode 1 - Part 1Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Hamlet's ill-fated attendant lords, condemned to an existence in the wings, with no control over their own destinies.
To The Manor Born
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Penelope Keith sitcom.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 1 - Bitz's Big BuildBitz promises to build a strong house for Little Bo Purl's goats and for the three little pigs, one that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down.
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Heroes And VillainsOnly on the streets of Peckham will you find No VAT Man and Boy Plonker. Del is stuck with 125 Latvian radio alarm clocks that go off when they like, a box full of base ball caps "that even East 17 fans wouldn't wear" and the council have turned down his application for a home improvements grant.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pyramids of Giza, EgyptGlitch creates big trouble with a little pyramid when he and the Go Jetters visit Egypt.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 10 - Waffle's Wonderful ArtWaffle discovers he has a talent for painting Mrs Hobbs's cat, George, and decides to share his work with her as a way to get in her good books.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 17 - Gail Goes to SpaceGail Force rockets into space and Keith Fitt attempts to break a spacehopper world record.
Blockbusters
Series 1, Episode 2University students and best friends Molly and Samuel take on Marshall for a chance to win some cash and take on the Gold Run. This week they'll be hoping to win a London City experience including scaling the O2 Arena and taking a ride on the Thames Rocket.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the David Jason sitcom.
Heavens Above!
1963 film starring Peter Sellers as a socially progressive vicar who is appointed by mistake to a wealthy parish.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the lie-based panel game.
A League Of Their Own
Series 12, Episode 4Cesc Fabregas, Charlotte Dujardin and Romesh Ranganathan join the regulars, with Jack Whitehall's mum is in the audience... and ready to embarrass her darling son.
Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 14 - Sons Of The SeaMainwaring gets his hand on a boat and plans to set up river patrols. A practice run ends disastrously when the platoon get lost in fog and end up at sea. They can't really have drifted all of the way to Nazi-occupied France, can they?
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 10William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely; Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like; a Saxon joins a modern dating agency, and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 6Kate and Ellen are playing a guessing game, Elaine Figgis isn't coping well with news of her husband's execution and Nan explains why she is the way she is.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 6 - BrightonMichael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow heads to the seaside and to the Brighton Dome for the final destination of the series. Here, he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson, along with unique pub landlord Al Murray, the evening's headline act.
Sarah Millican: Home Bird Live
Third live show from Sarah Millican, edited from the 2014 DVD release of the same name.
Tutti Frutti
Episode 5 - Love HurtsThe Majestics attempt to make a new record. Danny finds out the truth about Suzie's husband.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 9The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Nick Grimshaw, Rachel Riley, Peter Serafinowicz and Daniel Sloss.
Dave Allen: God's Own Comedian
Celebration of the life and work of controversial sit-down stand-up comic, Dave Allen.
Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 10Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker, panellist Jon Richardson and a handbag.
All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 3, Episode 2Brendan O'Carroll dons Agnes's famous cardigan and curlers once again as the chat show continues. This week's guests are Olly Murs, Jane McDonald, Emily Atack and Martin Kemp.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lauren is not impressed by her teacher's dress sense, Nan's television breaks down and Derek Faye is insulted by a doctor.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 14, Episode 5 - Westlife, Vicky McClure, Adrian Dunbar, Desiree Burch, Dani DyerJonathan Ross is joined by the group with the most consecutive No.1s in UK music history, Westlife. Plus, ahead of the hotly anticipated return of the hit crime drama, the stars of Line of Duty - Vicky McClure and Adrian Dunbar chat to the host, alongside award-winning comedian Desiree Burch and Love Island winner Dani Dyer.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 10The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Dr Christian Jessen, Russell Kane, Kimberley Walsh and Josh Widdicombe.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring James Corden and Ruth Jones.
The Moments That Made...
Special - Ford And GregDocumentary about the work of Still Game stars Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill.
Dave Allen At Peace
Biopic following Anglo-Irish sit-down comedian Dave Allen.
QI
Series O, Episode 7 - OppositesFind out how to sort the sheep from the goats, discover the opposite of Tarzan, and meet the telescope that points straight through the Earth. With Jimmy Carr, Colin Lane and Sara Pascoe.
Chain Reaction
Series 8, Episode 3 - Chris Addison interviews Derren BrownComedian and actor Chris Addison talks to illusionist Derren Brown about magic, comedy, art, faith and Hitler.
Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican Live
TV broadcast of Sarah Millican's hit 2012 live stand-up DVD, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.
Celebrity Juice
Series 21, Episode 2Joining the panel are Loose Woman and friend of the show Stacey Solomon, acting legend Will Mellor, Coronation Street's Samia Longchambon and comedian Joel Dommett.
Richard Herring's Objective
Series 1, Episode 3 - The St George's FlagWhy do the English rarely wave their flag with national pride?
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 2Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new episode with Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan who take on Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson in the classic words and number quiz. Dr John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.
Dave Allen: The Immaculate Selection
An anthology of Dave Allen's finest, funniest and most irreverent BBC material.
Hypothetical
Series 1, Episode 8Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by David O'Doherty, Guz Khan, Sara Pascoe and Cariad Lloyd.
Beauty Of Britain
Series 2, Episode 2 - Laurelmead'A British care home is basically a big house named after a tree,' observes Beauty, as she decides to work at Laurelmead. A change from her usual live-in work, but working for the care home brings its own difficulties. Meanwhile there is some good news - her church choir is through to the regional finals of 'Go for Gospel'.
Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live
TV edit of Sarah Millican's top-selling stand-up show, Chatterbox.
Comedians Watching Football With Friends
Episode 4There's more laughs as Sean Lock, Lee Mack and Adrian Chiles check out this week's England games. With Vick Hope, David Seaman and Matt Forde.
Women On The Verge
Episode 6Laura's confessional article about being in therapy and having an affair is published in the newspaper.
The Big Booth
Episode 4: Boothby Graffoe's thoughts, sketches and 'soup time machine'.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 21, Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new run of the topical comedy panel show. Team captain Rob Beckett and guest team captain Katherine Ryan discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points. They're joined by guests Tom Allen, Maya Jama, Richard Osman and Catherine Bohart.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 6 - BrightonMichael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow heads to the seaside and to the Brighton Dome for the final destination of the series. Here, he introduces Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson, along with unique pub landlord Al Murray, the evening's headline act.
John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 1, Episode 1 - James CordenJohn chats to James Corden about the highs and lows of his rise to fame, and his life in the USA.
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 7Judge Romesh dishes out justice for a rapper and a video producer locked in a bitter battle over £3,000 and an ABBA tribute act come to court over loss of earnings due to a stark-naked accident.
Suffering
Episode 3 - TumbleweaveFrustrated by Layla's shedding hair, Aaron takes it upon himself to lay out his expectations for married life. Angered by his overall approach Layla takes it upon herself to grant Aaron the personal space he requires.
Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 8This episode sees a wife bringing her husband to court over his obsession with a 'classic' car. Plus warring neighbours resort to drastic measures to settle their constant rowing.
The Fast Show
The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 2 - Part TwoFast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 7Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan and Tiff Stevenson.
Mapp & Lucia
Series 1, Episode 2 - Battle StationsLucia rents Mallards from Mapp, and angers her landlady straight away after she and Georgie inform Mapp that her 'priceless' piano is nothing more than a hurdy-gurdy and it is banished from the drawing room.
The Fast Show
The Last Fast Show Ever, Episode 3 - Part ThreeFast-moving BBC Two sketch show featuring a host of hugely popular characters.
The Big Narstie Show
Series 2, Episode 6In this week's show guests include Zawe Ashton, Sue Perkins, Matt Lucas, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Melvin Odoom and Ms Banks.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.