Schedule Tuesday 26th March 2019

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoo Screen entertains with something long, green and stretchy, and the Quacky Birds are all of a flap.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and the team are asked to launch a new political party for people over 60. Sadly, its leader doesn't quite get to launch his manifesto.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Mrs Creecher confiscates Dennis' rare sour sweetie - The Tongue Destroyer. Dennis is desperate to get the sweet back and takes his friends on an adventure to the school's 'Confiscatorium', a secret place where all confiscated goods are hidden in the depths of Bash Street School.

Sorry!

It is Timothy's last day at home and, after overcoming his mother's attempts to stop him, he flies away!

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's confidence take a hit when The Baron steals it to invigorate his shy daughter and create a criminal mastermind!

My Teenage Diary

Comedian Sara Pascoe reads from her diaries, in which she works at the Millennium Dome, gets a new boyfriend and starts university.

Sorry!

An escaped convict, a female mud wrestler, vicars, tarts and a French maid, not forgetting the bootleg whisky, find their way into Timonthy's home. And then an Inspector calls!

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch makes the Statue of Liberty fall right into the path of a passing ferry. Go Jetters, Go!

Play It Cool

Episode 3: Character-based comedy, inspired by women's magazines and ballroom dancing.

Curtain Up

A provincial theatre repertory company is thrown into disarray by a new play.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry is appalled at the changes in his home town. A job interview proves the final straw.

Justin's House

Justin has spent days watching his entire film collection and now wants to make his own serious action film.

Goodnight Sweetheart

To Ron, the past is an adventure playground. But his attempts to play James Bond put Gary in danger.

The Now Show

The Now Show returns, saving you from the trouble of keeping up with the news by providing a topical mix of stand-up, sketches and songs that tell you everything you need to know.

Minder

Arthur tries to help a young girl who is being conned by a hypnotherapist over a large sum of money coming to her.

Sooty

A mucky Sweep is told to take a bath and clean himself up - but he gets his paw stuck in the tap. When Sooty comes to the rescue in his campervan the situation heads for disaster.

Goodnight Sweetheart

When a bomb falls on Ducketts Passage, Gary goes exploring - and is horrified to find Phoebe following him into the shop. Has his double life finally been exposed?

Beachcomber... By The Way

Humourous tales based on J. B. Morton's popular and whimsical Daily Express column, By The Way.

The Bargee

Meet Hemel Pike, the Casanova of the canals. Born on the waterways, he sees no downside to the aquatic life - but events could catch up with him.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes frm the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

2point4 Children

Whilst cleaning David's room, Bill stumbles upon his secret diary. She begins to read and reminisce about a particularly odd day when Rona's brother turned up, and her own aunt started causing trouble.

Play It Cool

Episode 3: Character-based comedy, inspired by women's magazines and ballroom dancing.

Laughter In Paradise

Comedy about four people who face tough challenges as set out in a relative's will.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry is appalled at the changes in his home town. A job interview proves the final straw.

2point4 Children

When Bill sees a couple of people acting strangely in the street, she soon has them pegged as burglars. With Mr and Mrs Grimes from next door away on holiday and police on the doorstep, a peculiar night of alarms, silent phone calls and broken glass begins.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes scoutmaster for the day, but his obsession with badge collecting does not win him any friends.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes scoutmaster for the day, but his obsession with badge collecting does not win him any friends.

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Spooner's singing talents attract the ears of a record producer, who decides to give him his big break. Much to Spooner's chagrin, the rest of the staff want in on the action too.

2point4 Children

Whilst cleaning David's room, Bill stumbles upon his secret diary. She begins to read and reminisce about a particularly odd day when Rona's brother turned up, and her own aunt started causing trouble.

Shaun The Sheep

Shaun decides he wants to have a go at skateboarding and sets about building a skatepark from scrap he finds in the dump. Before too long he gets carried away and suddenly discovers it's a bit riskier than he first thought. Bitzer to the rescue.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer is playing the piano and torturing everyone with his musical inability. When the Flock discover that Bitzer on the other hand is a virtuoso, they decide it's time for a party. They devise a plan to 'borrow' the piano when the Farmer goes to bed - however things don't quite go to plan...

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag turn Zogly Manor into a mobile home and head to the coast for sun, sea and surfing shenanigans.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy discovers that an unscrupulous antique dealer has swindled nearly two million pounds from an American widow and a rich Japanese businessman. He plans to retrieve their money with an elaborate 'sting'.

2point4 Children

When Bill sees a couple of people acting strangely in the street, she soon has them pegged as burglars. With Mr and Mrs Grimes from next door away on holiday and police on the doorstep, a peculiar night of alarms, silent phone calls and broken glass begins.

Minder

When Arthur's used car lot is threatened by a compulsory purchase order, he decides to stand as an independent candidate in the local council by-election.

Diddy TV

Diddy Dick and Dom are on duty at Diddy iPlayer HQ ready to play 'on demand' their greatest shows from this series.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes frm the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes scoutmaster for the day, but his obsession with badge collecting does not win him any friends.

Genius

With Johnny Vegas. Ideas include metal detectors attached to dogs, the science of opposites and friendly car horns.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes scoutmaster for the day, but his obsession with badge collecting does not win him any friends.

Horrible Histories

Horrible Histories reveals history's most monstrous musicians for the BBC's Music Day. From the earliest screeches of the neanderthal, right through to Jimi Hendrix burning his guitar, Rattus Rattus guides us through the story of music making, even bumping into Simon Cowell at Beethoven's 'H Factor' audition.

Bitz & Bob

It's the Princess Purl Day parade in Craft City.

Go Jetters

When Grandmaster Glitch takes the quadriga from the Brandenburg Gate, the Go Jetters must stop him before he reaches Grim HQ.

Gigglebiz

Zany scientist Professor Muddles has some trouble with his pet cat and some itchy fleas, Nana Knickerbocker finds herself at a bus stop and thinks she's in the panto Dick Whittington and Storybook Stan tries and fails to read a winter's tale.

Almost Never

Tensions between The Wonderland and GHF escalate at a boxing fundraiser at The Palais.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and the team are asked to launch a new political party for people over 60. Sadly, its leader doesn't quite get to launch his manifesto.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Connie and Ruby move into Maple Close with their dog, Jelly. Waffle is not allowed to go on a family camping trip but accidentally goes on a different adventure.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon, Tracey and Dorien believe they will be living round the corner from royalty, when someone with children called Harry and William, and who is guarded by heavies moves into Chigwell.

Robin's Nest

Vicky is wondering whether it's time for her and Robin to get married. They plan a quiet wedding with no relatives, especially not fathers. But Vicky's father has other ideas and is determined to make the most of it.

My Teenage Diary

Comedian Sara Pascoe reads from her diaries, in which she works at the Millennium Dome, gets a new boyfriend and starts university.

Crooks Anonymous

Comedy about a petty criminal trying to change his ways and start a new life.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the time travel sitcom.

Brush Strokes

Celia, the runaway nun Jacko helped, needs a place to stay. Jacko finds her proximity in the flat somewhat disconcerting and becomes a runaway himself.

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Spooner's singing talents attract the ears of a record producer, who decides to give him his big break. Much to Spooner's chagrin, the rest of the staff want in on the action too.

Scream Street

Resus is feeling down that he is unable to turn into a bat like his parents and manages to get his hands on the Hoop of Horus.

My Teenage Diary

Journalist and broadcaster Robert Peston reads from his 1974 diaries, and is interviewed by Rufus Hound about his formative years. We find out about his childhood in bohemian North London, his love for prog rock and loon pants, and the reason for the way he speaks.

Bread

Jack arrives home drunk and is whisked in to Grandad's house to avoid a confrontation with his mother ... and the vicar! Aveline decides to put her desire for a baby on hold while she returns to modelling and Nellie meets her admirer in the park.

Dad's Army

Journalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.

Horrible Histories

Horrible Histories favourite Death of 'Stupid Death' fame presents his very own show full of spooky highlights.

Play It Cool

Episode 3: Character-based comedy, inspired by women's magazines and ballroom dancing.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The trio's attempts to do some handy work around the cafe are doomed to failure.

Dad's Army

The platoon are out on an important trial of their tactics but Hodges is determined to make sure that they fail. The exercise takes a very strange turn when Hodges and the Verger come into contact with a gorilla.

Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

Terry is appalled at the changes in his home town. A job interview proves the final straw.

Never The Twain

David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, so Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild.

Fawlty Towers

A group of guests arriving at the hotel in preparation for a nearby wedding raise Basil's anger levels when he mistakes them for swingers and sex addicts.

Larry Grayson: Shut That Door!

Documentary about Larry Grayson featuring previously unseen footage and extracts from his unpublished autobiography.

Almost Never

Tensions between The Wonderland and GHF escalate at a boxing fundraiser at The Palais.

Never The Twain

Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan, but avarice and skullduggery undoes the alliance.

Meet The Adebanjos

Tobi brings home a rude friend who aggravates Bayo. Funke ruins her new designer shoes before a party and hatches a plan to return them and get her money back.

Fawlty Towers

When friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Russell Howard's Good News

The results of the local political elections are analysed, and some asparagus predicts the future. The Mystery Guest gets Russell to use a skipping rope. The Good News Extra comic is Paul Foot, who talks a lot about Shire Horses.

Benidorm

Eddie and Loretta seem to be getting on surprisingly well as they make secret plans for an anniversary party for Billy and Sheron back in the UK.

QI

With Bill Bailey, Nina Conti (with her puppet Gran) and Sean Lock.

Shaun Of The Dead

Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.

Only Fools And Horses

Del persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.

Live At The Apollo

Romesh Ranganathan is our host for a very special Christmas edition of Live at the Apollo. This festive trip to the legendary Hammersmith Apollo sees Romesh introduce Kerry Godliman, Seann Walsh and Spencer Jones all with their favourite christmassy material for a Noël to remember.

My Teenage Diary

Comedian Sara Pascoe reads from her diaries, in which she works at the Millennium Dome, gets a new boyfriend and starts university.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden and the gang are on good form as they're joined by Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders.

Gavin & Stacey

Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.

Susan Calman Is Convicted

Susan Calman looks at the deeply personal topic of depression... in a light hearted way.

Porridge

A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.

The Russell Howard Hour

Russell Howard welcomes Louis Theroux as he offers his unique take on another mad week in the news.

Hypothetical

Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Katherine Ryan, John Robins, Ivo Graham and Cariad Lloyd.

Old Harry's Game

Satan has become a one-man adoption agency while his chief demon is reading Penelope Leach. But can Satan place the baby with a good family?

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new run of the topical comedy panel show. Team captain Rob Beckett and guest team captain Katherine Ryan discuss and dissect topics in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points. They're joined by guests Tom Allen, Maya Jama, Richard Osman and Catherine Bohart.

Never The Twain

David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, so Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild.

Your Face Or Mine

Billy and Nikita are next up on the sofa for this episode of Your Face Or Mine. The pair have actually been on the show before in Series 3. However Billy, who appeared with his now ex, has coupled up with Nikita...the mystery guest who he was accused of having the hots for! But those were just rumours, right?

Gavin & Stacey

It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.

The Maltby Collection

Warring curators, wedding cleaners and a dodgy alarm system all add to the unwanted pressure on Walter.

Never The Twain

Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan, but avarice and skullduggery undoes the alliance.

Roast Battle

Featuring Alex Brooker vs Matt Forde and Sofie Hagen vs Larry Dean.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Tom Hollander and guest panellists including Hal Cruttenden.

A League Of Their Own

The regulars are joined by guests Judy Murray, Rob Beckett and Daniel Ricciardo.

Ali G In Da USAiii

In Hollywood Ali attempts to break into the world of TV, Borat learns the finer points of etiquette, and Bruno talks fashion in LA.

Green Wing

In the final ever episode, Martin presents a mime at a funeral, Alan and Joanna are on the run, Boyce encounters someone even more vile than Statham, the Office Girls go feral with Karen undergoing a dramatic change of personality, and Caroline finally gets married... but to whom?

Ali G In Da USAiii

Ali speaks to 'well important feminist' Naomi Wolf, Borat visits a rodeo, and Bruno is in the 'gayest part of America': Alabama.

Timewasters

Horace's private diary from 2019 is published in 1958 and becomes an overnight 'science fiction' sensation.

Jason Manford Live

TV broadcast of Jason Manford's return to the stage with his 2011 live tour, recorded at the MEN Arena.

QI

With Brian Cox, Ross Noble and Sue Perkins.

Derry Girls

The Quinn family cause uproar at a family wedding, and when the girls (and James!) fail to behave themselves at the reception the consequences are very serious indeed. Especially for poor cousin Eammon.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Frankie Boyle, Vanessa Feltz, Lee Mack and ex-Hollyoaks star Matt Littler.

Bounty Hunters

Having made it back to England, Nina is desperate to get home to her family. She's out of options - until the Shermans offer her a reward for finding the Hitler painting. But Barnaby wants no part of it. So now Nina has to choose between Barnaby and the money.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

After reading a newspaper feature about a lonely prisoner, Linda pens a love letter to the "gorgeous hunk". Tom's not convinced, and downright shocked when she gets a visiting order back - from notorious serial killer Freddie 'The Stick' Windrush!

Undercover

A selection of episodes from the first series.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Rob Beckett is tonight's host at The Comedy Store; hear how he struggles with chip and pin. He's joined by Ivo Graham, Ellie Taylor, and the exquisitely dressed Tom Allen.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack is joined by Jimmy Carr, Chris Packham and Kimberly Walsh.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy discovers that an unscrupulous antique dealer has swindled nearly two million pounds from an American widow and a rich Japanese businessman. He plans to retrieve their money with an elaborate 'sting'.

Bread

Billy buys a ring for Julie, but learns that opals are bad luck and is told to get rid of it.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. The teams are joined by guests Dr Christian Jessen, Lethal Bizzle, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.

Drunk History

Russell Kane talks King Charles II, Alex Horne on the 1966 World Cup trophy theft, and Diane Morgan chats Lady Godiva.

A League Of Their Own

Heavyweight world champion Anthony Joshua and UK athletics' Mo Farah team up with Jamie Redknapp in the red corner. On the blue team, Freddie and Jack welcome pop royalty Emma Bunton.

Goodnight Sweetheart

When a bomb falls on Ducketts Passage, Gary goes exploring - and is horrified to find Phoebe following him into the shop. Has his double life finally been exposed?

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack is joined by Claudia Winkleman, Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett.

Genius

With Johnny Vegas. Ideas include metal detectors attached to dogs, the science of opposites and friendly car horns.

The Hangover Games

A group of friends in Croydon wake up to hideous hangovers and some harsh party games to play for cash prizes - including running away from angry bouncers, a stomach-churning version of beer pong, and the smelliest journey to work ever.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and the team are asked to launch a new political party for people over 60. Sadly, its leader doesn't quite get to launch his manifesto.

My Teenage Diary

Comedian Sara Pascoe reads from her diaries, in which she works at the Millennium Dome, gets a new boyfriend and starts university.