Schedule Friday 22nd March 2019
6:30am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 5 - More About RollingA man is putting a poster up on a billboard. The Twirlywoos help the man by rolling the strips of the poster out of the van.
7am
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The Elephant Man
Episode 3, Keeper vs Keeper: Terry must mark his territory when there is a new arrival at Southwold zoo.
7:10am
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Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 1 - Mothers and BrothersMuriel persuades Timothy that his only hope of escaping from Mother is to buy his own cottage.
7:10am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 50 - Call Of The WildWhen Gnasher gets sent to dog obedience school for gnashing Mrs Creecher's saxophone, one of Professor Screwtop's inventions, the Chatterbox, allows Dennis to understand animal noises, so he can ask Gnasher why he did it - if only all the other animals in Beanotown would stop chatting to him for a minute!
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 38 - Very Important PenfoldPenfold becomes a fully-fledged celebrity after an act of heroism saving Scarlett Johamster on Help I'm A Hamster in the Jungle puts him in the spotlight, although DM suspects that all is not what it seems.
7:30am
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Where's The F In News?
Series 2, Episode 2Jo Bunting hosts as Eleanor Tiernan, Bryony Kimmings, Eve Pollard and Anneka Rice take current events and lifestyle trends as a starting point for a series of funny challenges.
7:40am
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Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 3 - A Fool and His MoneyTimothy demonstrates how gullible he is when he meets up with an old friend.
8am
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Be My Guest
A repeat of this 1965 film.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 50 - Horsetail Fall, CaliforniaThe Go Jetters have travelled to Horsetail Fall in the Yosemite National Park. It's a 300m-high waterfall made of melted snow.
8am15 min
Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 10It's the day of the talent show and Mr Christopher's performance goes horribly wrong.
8am
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The Best Of Bentine
Episode 5: The ultimate one-man show, in which the funnyman plays everything from the Metropolitan Police to a dead newsreader.
8:15am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Room With A ViewA wartime bomb blows Gary back into the present, but what is worse is that his son, Michael, is transported too. Is Michael another time-traveller? And how is Gary going to explain him to Yvonne?
8:30am
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Steptoe And Son
Sunday For Seven Days: Harold takes Albert to the cinema, a decision he quickly comes to regret.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 10 - Just UsJustin, Robert and Little Monster are excited to spend the day with all their friends, but wake to discover that nobody is there.
8:55am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 2 - London PridePhoebe finds living in the West End difficult, though Noel Coward does his best to help. Yvonne puts Gary on the guest list for a Downing Street party.
9:15am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 20 - The New PosterRichard is set to lose his job if business doesn't improve. Sooty and Sweep decide to make some new posters to advertise Slater's Holidays - but this means tricking Richard into having his photograph taken at the worst possible moment. What will the guests think of the disastrous results?
9:35am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th and 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
10:20am
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On The Buses
A selection of episodes from the seventh series.
10:30am
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Minder
Series 5, Episode 5 - Second Hand PoseAfter being left in an industrial freezer, Terry decides to look for alternative employment and gets work helping out an old friend in the second-hand furniture business.
11am
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Meet Me Tonight
A repeat of this 1952 film.
11:30am
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What Does The K Stand For?
Series 3, Episode 4 - Let's Talk About SexStephen plucks up the courage to reveal a secret.
11:35am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 4 - One Night In BangkokBen's father drops into town, with his young Thai wife. However, neither Ben nor Tina were aware of her existence, and the news isn't helped to go down by Frank's attitude.
12pm
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The Best Of Bentine
Episode 5: The ultimate one-man show, in which the funnyman plays everything from the Metropolitan Police to a dead newsreader.
12:05pm
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Business Like Show BusinessIt's Christmas, and Mildred has finally been given her first role in the Hampton Wick Players' annual pantomime - as one of Cinderella's ugly sisters.
12:15pm
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Skeleton In The CupboardA creepy feeling keeps on overcomnig Bill at home - it's almost as if she's being watched. The offer of a job interview could prove to be her escape from the mundanity of the factory, and Rona's love life is increasingly complex.
12:30pm
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Steptoe And Son
Sunday For Seven Days: Harold takes Albert to the cinema, a decision he quickly comes to regret.
12:55pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
1:10pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 2 - Exceptional ExplorersThis episode looks at some of the world's greatest explorers, from the very first conquests of new land to Alan Shepherd venturing into space.
1:20pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 11 - Flat PackMr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!
1:30pm30 min
Breaking The News
Series 12, Episode 4Des is joined by Andrew Maxwell, Hannah McGill, Elaine Malcolmson and Jim Smith.
1:35pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Special - MinnelliumIt's New Year's Eve 1999, and the canteen is preparing for a special millennium dinner. But an abandoned baby and a riot in the city centre begin to throw everyone's plans into chaos.
1:35pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
2:15pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 8 - ChristineAfter the events of New Year's Eve, Anita's left the canteen. Her replacement, Christine, has chronic flatulence and manages to upset, annoy, and/or anger everyone within a couple of hours. On top of that, the social services want Petula to live with Bren!
2:15pm
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Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 1, Episode 10 - Ill Met By MoonlightFrank and Lu must recover a precious jewel and a rebellious teenager before midnight strikes at Lady Bede's end-of-summer ball.
2:55pm
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 4 - One Night In BangkokBen's father drops into town, with his young Thai wife. However, neither Ben nor Tina were aware of her existence, and the news isn't helped to go down by Frank's attitude.
3:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Easter Special - Ground Hog DayIt's almost time for the ice cream van to pay its daily visit and Bitzer has his heart set on a well-earned treat. However, his work is not done - there's a whole list of chores standing in his way and he needs his wits about him to get the job done in time.
3:10pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 10 - The Rounders MatchThe Flock and the Pigs are in the middle of a high-spirited game of rounders. Tensions are high as Shaun steps up to the plate - will he score the winning run? Will the Pigs' foul-play prevent victory? Or will The Farmer discover what they're up to?
3:20pm
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Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 10 - Lily's PearlsLovejoy smells a rat when he meets Lady Jane's husband's new business partner.
3:20pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 15 - StaycationZig and Zag decide to go on holiday to their favourite neighbour's house.
3:35pm
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Skeleton In The CupboardA creepy feeling keeps on overcomnig Bill at home - it's almost as if she's being watched. The offer of a job interview could prove to be her escape from the mundanity of the factory, and Rona's love life is increasingly complex.
3:45pm
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Diddy TV
Series 2, Episode 7 - Mr StockholmThere is classroom mayhem in Help My Supply Teacher's Invisible and contestants dance the Cha Cha Cha in Strictly Come Booby Trapped.
4pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 11 - Flat PackMr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!
4pm15 min
So Awkward Files
Episode 5 - Rufus and MarthaRufus is miserable because all his answers point to him being a failure. Martha attempts to raise his spirits by reminding of his many talents - like being musical, stylish and slightly above average at chess.
4:15pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th and 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
4:40pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 12 - Periscope PerilPrincess Purl has lost her tiara and it turns out it's been taken by two naughty castle trolls who parade around showing it off high up in the castle.
4:50pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 51 - Ilulissat, GreenlandGrandmaster Glitch has taken his teddy, Cuddles, to Ilulissat in Greenland to show him the sights, but Cuddles falls out of Grim HQ and gets stuck in the snow.
5pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 6Incompetent DIY enthusiast DIY Dan demonstrates how to liven up a boring front door, gardener Will Barrow has trouble with a worm while trying to eat his lunch and bossy antiques expert Ann Teak examines a rare pearl necklace.
5pm
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The Elephant Man
Episode 3, Keeper vs Keeper: Terry must mark his territory when there is a new arrival at Southwold zoo.
5:15pm
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Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 10 - Waffle's Wonderful ArtWaffle discovers he has a talent for painting Mrs Hobbs's cat, George, and decides to share his work with her as a way to get in her good books.
5:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 12 - All Gone Pear ShapedSharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.
5:30pm
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Robin's Nest
Series 1, Episode 5 - Piggy In The MiddleVicky's Dad gets his artist girlfriend to hold an exhibition at the bistro.
5:30pm
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 11 - Good GirlsJas is cutting it fine in terms of an art project deadline and winging it as usual.
5:30pm
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Where's The F In News?
Series 2, Episode 2Jo Bunting hosts as Eleanor Tiernan, Bryony Kimmings, Eve Pollard and Anneka Rice take current events and lifestyle trends as a starting point for a series of funny challenges.
6pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Washing MachineWhen the washing machine breaks Dad tries to hide the fact that he has cancelled the house insurance from Gladys. Funke auditions for a West End theatre role.
6pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the time-travel sitcom.
6pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 7Jacko's in turmoil, having received both a declaration of love from Lesley and a perceived come-on from Veronica - her mother! Lionel's preoccupied with a loan for the business.
6:20pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
6:30pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 13 - The New AssistantFunke decides to get a new assistant to help out in the café but is shocked when the new assistant tries to take over. Cousin Femi teaches Tobi to dance to impress his crush.
6:30pm30 min
The Now Show
Series 54, Episode 5The Now Show returns, saving you from the trouble of keeping up with the news by providing a topical mix of stand-up, sketches and songs that tell you everything you need to know.
6:40pm
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Bread
Series 5, Episode 6Mongy, the family dog, has been accused of biting a little girl and the police are called in to investigate. Billy changes his image in order to make Julie jealous, Jack gets a bumper wage packet thanks to his eccentric boss and Oswald is being pressurised to have a fertility test.
7pm
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dinnerladies diaries
Episode 1 - Perfect IngredientsIn Episode One, Victoria Wood describes why she wanted to have a go at making a sitcom, and there's a look at the on-screen coupling of Thelma Barlow and Anne Reid as Dolly and Jean.
7pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 6, Episode 8Iain Stirling is joined by Ray Bradshaw, Dominique Moore, Matt Richardson and others.
7pm
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The Best Of Bentine
Episode 5: The ultimate one-man show, in which the funnyman plays everything from the Metropolitan Police to a dead newsreader.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 3, Episode 7 - Isometrics And AfterCompo and Clegg are not as fit as they used to be according to Foggy, who recommends some exercise. But Clegg has a nagging suspicion that some of the world's nicest people are among those with tired, flagging limbs.
7:30pm
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Steptoe And Son
Sunday For Seven Days: Harold takes Albert to the cinema, a decision he quickly comes to regret.
8pm
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Never The Twain
Series 2, Episode 6 - The More We Are TogetherIt has always seemed sensible to the people close to Simon and Oliver that they should stop their fighting and go back in to business together - so sensible that nobody would ever expect them to do it?!
8pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 9 - GravyPetula makes a surprise announcement, and Bren is excited to have been picked to appear on TV quiz show Totally Trivial. Tony's hoping she'll come away with him to a new life in Scotland.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Practice Around The CornerMrs Tishell returns to the village. Martin has to work out what is wrong with beach comber Lorna. Al and Morwenna have an internet dating disaster, and romance is blossoming for Bert and Jennifer.
8:30pm
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Never The Twain
Series 3, Episode 1 - Taking StockSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day.
8:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
9pm
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9pm
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Doc Martin
Series 6, Episode 6 - Hazardous ExposurePenhale spreads pandemonium throughout the village and Bert pops the question to Jennifer.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Brendan O'Carroll sitcom.
9:30pm
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9:30pm
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 11 - Good GirlsJas is cutting it fine in terms of an art project deadline and winging it as usual.
10pm
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Comedians Watching Football With Friends
Episode 3Josh Widdicombe, Matt Forde and Stephen Mangan tune into the week's big games for a laugh with Adrian Chiles, John Barnes and Denise van Outen.
10pm30 min
Breaking The News
Series 1, Episode 4Andrew Maxwell, Elaine Malcolmson, Jim Smith and Hannah McGill look at the week's news.
10pm
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10pm
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
10pm
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Where's The F In News?
Series 2, Episode 2Jo Bunting hosts as Eleanor Tiernan, Bryony Kimmings, Eve Pollard and Anneka Rice take current events and lifestyle trends as a starting point for a series of funny challenges.
10pm65 min
The Last Leg
Series 16, Episode 9In this week's show Kevin Bridges and Sara Pascoe join the regulars to help dissect the week's events and talking points.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Duke Of Edinburgh AwardsWill is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme. The boys end up helping out in a local retirement home.
10:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Out-takes - Unseen - Vol 1James Corden presents some previously unseen footage from the sports-based panel show.
10:30pm
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Limmy's Homemade Show
Episode 1 - Limmy's Homemade ShowIn his homemade show Limmy, aka Brian Limond, opens the door to a tradesman who gets more than he bargained for and to a group of young men whose dabblings in the spirit world prove unsettling. There's also the appearance of a mysterious individual during a routine piece of filming at home. A visit to the museum prompts a vision of the future and while meandering by the river, Limmy attempts an academic explanation of how comedy works to a tough audience. Meanwhile a walk in the park which he takes to improve his health goes down a strange route after he recalls a previous encounter with a litterbug.
10:30pm
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Craig Brown's Lost Diaries
Episode 5 - September & OctoberAutumn brings gloom for Syliva Plath, Thomas Hardy and Max Clifford.
10:30pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 6 - Exam TimeExams are looming, and Will is getting stressed. Jay has got other things on his mind, while Simon at last seems to be making some headway with Carli.
11pm
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The Russell Howard Hour
Series 2, Episode 1Russell returns to mock the madness of the news. He talks Isis with New York Times journalist Rukmini Callimachi and gets päntsdrunk with Greg Davies.
11pm
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Elis James' Pantheon Of Heroes
Series 2, Episode 4 - OutlawsElis James compares key figures in Welsh history to determine Wales' ultimate heroes.
11pm
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Comedians Watching Football With Friends
Episode 3Josh Widdicombe, Matt Forde and Stephen Mangan tune into the week's big games for a laugh with Adrian Chiles, John Barnes and Denise van Outen.
11:05pm
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Never The Twain
Series 2, Episode 6 - The More We Are TogetherIt has always seemed sensible to the people close to Simon and Oliver that they should stop their fighting and go back in to business together - so sensible that nobody would ever expect them to do it?!
11:05pm65 min
11:20pm
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Green Wing
Final Special - The SpecialIn the final ever episode, Martin presents a mime at a funeral, Alan and Joanna are on the run, Boyce encounters someone even more vile than Statham, the Office Girls go feral with Karen undergoing a dramatic change of personality, and Caroline finally gets married... but to whom?
11:20pm
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Derry Girls
Series 2, Episode 3 - The ConcertErin, Clare, Michelle, Orla and James are beside themselves with excitement as they have tickets to see Take That in Belfast. When Ma Mary forbids them to go they decide that they will stop at nothing to get there.
11:30pm
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Thom Tuck Goes Straight To DVD
Episode 1 - Steven SeagalComedian Thom Tuck unearths 27 sub-masterpieces of straight-to-DVD action films from Steven Seagal, and draws parallels to these underrated gems with tales from his own life.
11:30pm
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Bounty Hunters
Series 2, Episode 2The net is tightening on Nina and Barnaby as they attempt to escape from Mexico. With no money and both the drugs cartel and the Sherman Twins' own bounty hunter, The Investigator, on their tail, they need all their cunning and wit to make it safely back to England. The only way Nina can make it back in to the country is by having to travel as Barnaby's wife.
11:35pm
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Never The Twain
Series 3, Episode 1 - Taking StockSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 5Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Tim Loughton.
Midnight
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A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 5James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Tony Adams, David Baddiel and Aisling Bea for another round of the sports-based quiz show.
1am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 5This week, comedian Jack Whitehall and former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie join David to do battle with Lee's team mates, TV presenter Christine Bleakley and stand-up comedian Frankie Boyle.
1:15am
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The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 5Channel Nine hosts a TV awards ceremony and the Suits You Sir tailors get a comeuppance.
1:45am
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Home
Series 1, Episode 3Sami is settling in, John is having a tough time at school and Peter has his worst prejudices confirmed. Bish bash bosh.
1:55am
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2:15am
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Ali G In Da USAiii
A selection of three episodes of the Sacha Baron Cohen creation.
2:25am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 5 - Love Comes To Royston VaseyIt seems that Mike and Cheryl may have made a mistake in allowing Geoff to be their best man.
2:55am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 6 - Escape From Royston VaseyMr Chinnery has some bad luck with a calving cow. Edward's local shop receives an unexpected visitor.
3am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 12, Episode 1In the opening episode, the boys are joined by England and Tottenham Hotspur superstar Dele Alli, funnyman Stephen Mangan and comedian Rob Beckett.
3:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.
3:30am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 5Freddie's sea-faring brother has died and the Boswells decide to arrange a burial at sea.
4am
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 1Ross Kemp, Bob Mortimer and Sara Cox put their fascinating theories to the test by whatever means necessary.
5am
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The Elephant Man
Episode 3, Keeper vs Keeper: Terry must mark his territory when there is a new arrival at Southwold zoo.
5:30am
(repeat)
Where's The F In News?
Series 2, Episode 2Jo Bunting hosts as Eleanor Tiernan, Bryony Kimmings, Eve Pollard and Anneka Rice take current events and lifestyle trends as a starting point for a series of funny challenges.