Schedule Tuesday 19th February 2019

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette, and get carried away when they try it for themselves. In the Boat, the Tea Machine is behaving oddly - the spout keeps on growing longer!

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and the team have to organise the Brighton end of the Hearts of England Romance Tour. All the participants are wealthy Americans in their twilight years, so Kate seizes the opportunity to earn a quick buck!

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Pieface's all time hero, Cherry Bakewell, is coming to Beanotown to judge the annual bake-off.

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

Small Scenes

Featuring more overblown, melodramatic scenes from modern life, including a visit to the first ever Crufts for Cats and a terrifying reminder as to why you should never try and cancel your membership of The National Trust.

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

Go Jetters

How will the Go Jetters retrieve Xuli's treasured 'Academy Ace' flying trophy from Caernarfon Castle?

The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter

Episode 4.4, The Menagerie: The writer's wife Diana attempts a book about animals for children.

Billionaire Boy

Joe is the son of a billionaire inventor: he has everything he could wish for, but all he really needs is a friend.

Every Day's A Holiday

A repeat of this 1965 film.

Know Your Place

Episode 7, Health Can Damage Your Smoking: Comedy, with Roy Dotrice and Patricia Hayes.

Justin's House

Justin enters himself and Robert into a dance competition, but Justin keeps getting too excited. Guest starring Darren Hart.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary may refuse to buy himself a suit for an interview in 1993 - but he can hardly take Phoebe to a 1940 dance in sweatshirt and trainers.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Never The Twain

Oliver has fallen in love with a well-to-do young woman - young enough, in fact, to be his daughter. Following a swift romance he proposes marriage, but there's the not-inconsiderably matter of her disapproving aristocratic mother to get over first.

The News Quiz

Miles Jupp looks back at the news with Hugo Rifkind, Zoe Lyons, Susan Calman and Paul Sinha. This week: good news in Brexit as Liam Fox reveals 4 signed trade deals; bad news for the Labour Party as Kier Starmer recommends new measures to tackle anti-Semitism; and sad news for Russia as Vladimir Putin suggests logging off from the world wide web.

Sooty

Sooty opens a car wash and hairdressing salon. Guest starring Lisa Riley.

Minder

No job is routine - and when Barry the Bookie loses his money, Terry loses his heart.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

A Matter Of Loaf And Death

A spoof of murder mysteries is in store as Wallace and Gromit start running their own bakery: Top Bun. However, there's a Cereal Killer on the loose.

Never The Twain

Having burgled a house down the road, a pair of robbers surprise Banks, taking he and Simon hostage for the night. When there's no answer on the phone, Oliver pops round.

Creme De La Crime

Michael Feydeau and David Pershore review the murderous case of Charles Sparrow.

Almost Never

A selection of episodes from the first series of the musical children's comedy.

On The Buses

The Indian busmen hold a social evening in the depot canteen with an attractive snake dancer. Jack steals the opportunity to ask her out, and asks Stan to take his washing home for him - complete with slithery companion!

On The Buses

When Mum uses kiss-proof lipstick and stays out until 1:30am, everyone suspects the worst.

My Family

Ben discovers that he is not quite the darts player his father was, and Susan discovers that her new personal trainer is not quite fit for purpose.

Rising Damp

Miss Jones causes panic amongst the residents when she reports seeing a prowler in her room - or his shadow at least.

2point4 Children

Ben, Jen and David are set on getting a dog. Bill sets the trio a challenge: if they can 'take care' of an imaginary dog for a fortnight, she'll consider allowing them to get a real one...

The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter

Episode 4.4, The Menagerie: The writer's wife Diana attempts a book about animals for children.

George & Mildred

Mildred's in hospital with a suspected grumbling appendix, leaving George home alone for a few days. Or he would be, if Jerry didn't drop by!

Know Your Place

Episode 7, Health Can Damage Your Smoking: Comedy, with Roy Dotrice and Patricia Hayes.

My Family

Ben is annoyed to learn that both Janey and Susan are patients of another dentist... especially since Janey has a crush on this dentist. Nick uses Ben's laptop to have an 'email romance' with Isabelle - a famous model... who's lying to who?

Are You Being Served?

Mrs. Slocombe's getting married, and her rich American uncle's coming in for the ceremony. However, there's a small problem when the groom doesn't show up...

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Only Fools And Horses

Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos help a painter make an unusual work of art, and the Stop-Go Car has something surprising coming out of its boot!

Open All Hours

Arkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer decides to build a golf course on the farm to impress the local squire. When the flock discover they'll lose their beloved dump, they need to come up with an imaginative solution to try and save it.

Shaun The Sheep

While the farmer is away on a night out, the sheep sneak into the farmhouse for a party. But when Pidsley snaps a photograph of the fun and games, Shaun and Bitzer need to catch the malicious moggy before he can show the incriminating evidence to the farmer.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag decide to go on holiday to their favourite neighbour's house.

2point4 Children

Ben, Jen and David are set on getting a dog. Bill sets the trio a challenge: if they can 'take care' of an imaginary dog for a fortnight, she'll consider allowing them to get a real one...

Danger Mouse

The heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.

Minder

Arthur's latest flight of fancy takes him into the world of darts, but has he hit the bullseye with Welsh wizard Dafydd?

Diddy TV

Things get itchy in The Great Diddy Flake Off and it's time to carefully take to the dance floor in Strictly Come Booby-Trapped.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Genius

With Paul Daniels. Ideas include stupid tests at cash points, the 99p coin, and running the Houses of Parliament based on the rules of Just a Minute.

Up The Garden Path

As her holiday in Wales comes to an end, Izzy argues with her fiance Charles.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz, Bob and Purl are on a treasure hunt in Big Hot Sandy Desert.

Go Jetters

The team dives into action as Glitch's treasure hunt endangers the Great Barrier Reef.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and the team have to organise the Brighton end of the Hearts of England Romance Tour. All the participants are wealthy Americans in their twilight years, so Kate seizes the opportunity to earn a quick buck!

Waffle The Wonder Dog

The Brooklyn-Bells spend their first night together as a new family, only to be kept awake by Waffle, whose constant barking upsets Mrs Hobbs, their cat-obsessed neighbour.

Birds Of A Feather

Tracey is looking forward to being a mum again now that Garth is home from school. But Garth has his own ideas and Sharon gets caught in the middle.

For The Love Of Ada

As Ruth and Leslie prepare to bring baby Anthony home for the first time, Ada finds she's in over her head with a gentleman admirer and Walter has been keeping a little secret of his own.

Small Scenes

Featuring more overblown, melodramatic scenes from modern life, including a visit to the first ever Crufts for Cats and a terrifying reminder as to why you should never try and cancel your membership of The National Trust.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the time-travel sitcom.

Are You Being Served?

Mrs. Slocombe's getting married, and her rich American uncle's coming in for the ceremony. However, there's a small problem when the groom doesn't show up...

French Fields

Despite already living 300 miles from her parents in Cockermouth, Emma doesn't take kindly to the news that her childhood home is to be sold. As William and Hester to and fro over such a life-changing decision, estate agent Chantal calls with a suggestion: renting is far less final a move.

Bread

The family attend Freddie's court case in order to provide moral support. Billy, however, has other plans as he is marrying Julie in secret. Meanwhile, Grandad has a visit from his nephew Eddie who is home from America and, much to Grandad and Nellie's horror, is gay!

Dad's Army

When the platoon go on an exercise, Jones and Godfrey make a mistake with the map reference and send half of the men to the wrong spot. The spot that Mainwaring goes to just happens to be the target for some 25-pounders.

Horrible Histories

Horrible Histories presents a guide to ancient civilisations.

The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter

Episode 4.4, The Menagerie: The writer's wife Diana attempts a book about animals for children.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Hobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back.

Dad's Army

Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by temporarily promoting him to the rank of captain. The plan soon backfires when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.

Know Your Place

Episode 7, Health Can Damage Your Smoking: Comedy, with Roy Dotrice and Patricia Hayes.

Curious Under The Stars

Emlyn strikes a dark deal with Hadrian Bucca.

Never The Twain

Oliver has fallen in love with a well-to-do young woman - young enough, in fact, to be his daughter. Following a swift romance he proposes marriage, but there's the not-inconsiderably matter of her disapproving aristocratic mother to get over first.

Open All Hours

Arkwright's wedding suit smells of mothballs. Hanging his trousers out of Gladys' car was never going to be a good idea...

Bad Move

For once, Nicky and Steve find themselves on the same side as the rest of the village. The locals are united in their opposition to a proposed fracking scheme.

Almost Never

Harry falls under the spell of a serious musician and falls out with Nathaniel over the musical direction of the band. But is Trinity, Harry's new mentor, all that she seems?

Bad Move

Steve has finally got his driving licence back and promises Nicky that his speeding days are over.

Never The Twain

Having burgled a house down the road, a pair of robbers surprise Banks, taking he and Simon hostage for the night. When there's no answer on the phone, Oliver pops round.

Still Open All Hours

Granville is determined to improve Gastric's image in order to matchmake him with Madge. Meanwhile, Old Mr Bentinck never goes into the shop, so Granville finds a way to tempt him in to spend.

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Benidorm

Joyce is beside herself thinking that Monty has landed a resident TV superstar for Neptune's. What could possibly go wrong?

Your Face Or Mine

It's game on for Love Island's Chris Hughes and Olivia Attwood to win thousands of pounds for charity.

QI

With Gyles Brandreth, Jimmy Carr and Victoria Coren Mitchell.

Only Fools And Horses

Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...

Your Face Or Mine

It's game on for Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson and Casey Johnson...

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

My Favourite Sketch

Stand-up comic Jason Manford reveals his playlist of the sketches that followed him from childhood to the present day. His selection is a mixture of high and low brow, with Les Dawson and Hale & Pace rubbing shoulders with Key & Peele, Steve Coogan and Caroline Aherne. Ending the show in style, Sally and Jason take on his favourite sketch, an American cult-classic.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley and comedians Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse join regulars Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for the topical quiz.

Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing

A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on another eventful week around the world with the help of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Nish Kumar and Tiff Stevenson.

Taskmaster

Dave Gorman comes over all bitey, Rob Beckett fills a shoebox with cement and, most importantly, just who will succeed in surprising Alex Horne the most when he emerges from his shed after an hour cooped up inside?

Small Scenes

Featuring more overblown, melodramatic scenes from modern life, including a visit to the first ever Crufts for Cats and a terrifying reminder as to why you should never try and cancel your membership of The National Trust.

Celebrity Juice

Joining team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton this time are father and son duo Larry and George Lamb, Celebrity Big Brother winner Sarah Harding and comedian Jimmy Carr.

A League Of Their Own

From kicking out a can-can to bungee jumping off a dam, Freddie and Jamie's road trip gave us plenty of laughs. Relive all the hilarious highlights.

Crashing

Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.

Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge

Alan is joined by a novelist, a feminist broadcaster and a man with a retail empire but struggles to control his guests.

Never The Twain

Oliver has fallen in love with a well-to-do young woman - young enough, in fact, to be his daughter. Following a swift romance he proposes marriage, but there's the not-inconsiderably matter of her disapproving aristocratic mother to get over first.

Porridge

A selection of three episodes of the prison-based sitcom.

Men Behaving Badly

Can you imagine the filth on Gary and Tony's floor? Would you want to, for that matter? Dorothy insists that the pair hire a cleaner for the flat.

Crashing

Anthony helps Lulu to register as a Property Guardian. Kate goes on a journey of artistic self-discovery, and Sam shows Will round a flat he's interested in buying.

Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking

TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.

Hypothetical

Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster are joined by Romesh Ranganathan, Rachel Parris, Jon Richardson and Rose Matafeo.

Cowards

Sketch comedy from Tom Basden, Stefan Golaszewski, Tim Key and Lloyd Woolf. Moustaches and job interviews in the bizarre world of the comedy sketch show team.

The Russell Howard Hour

Russell chats with documentary maker Stacey Dooley, and gets into the ring with comedian Joe Lycett.

Never The Twain

Having burgled a house down the road, a pair of robbers surprise Banks, taking he and Simon hostage for the night. When there's no answer on the phone, Oliver pops round.

Fever Pitch

Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.

Goodness Gracious Me

The Marriage Emporium running low on Indian brides - and `Fifty Ways To Leave Your Mother".

Men Behaving Badly

Could this signal the end of a beautiful affair with lager and takeaways? Gary proposes marriage to Dorothy when he is drunk - then when sober, tries to get out of it!

Facejacker

Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.

Your Face Or Mine

This week it's game on for Sonny and Jacqueline to win thousands of pounds!

Russell Howard's Good News

Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Miranda Hart and Clare Balding and David Mitchell is joined by Dale Winton and Richard Bacon.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Josh Widdicombe take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Sara Pascoe. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner.

Peep Show

Jeremy gets a job working as a handyman for his hero, techno musician Russell, but Mark suspects Russell's motivation.

Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair with a girl he used to fancy.

A League Of Their Own

Leafing through his little black book of contacts, James Corden is joined by bruising British boxer Anthony Joshua, funnyman Jimmy Carr and Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones.

Facejacker

Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.

Your Face Or Mine

We kick things off with a celebrity couple, TOWIE's Gemma Collins and James 'Arg' Argent. Joined by a few familiar faces to the sofa, will the King and Queen of Essex be unnerved? Tune in on Wednesday, it's The Only Way to find out!

The Inbetweeners

Will decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and the team fell another week's news tree and pick off its satirical leaves. With guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.

Peep Show

As Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.

Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing

A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on guest captain Alan Carr and Roisin Conaty in the classic words and number quiz. Ivan Brackenbury joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

QI

With Jessica Stevenson, Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus.

The League Of Gentlemen

We meet Pop, the godfather of sweets and crisps, and Hilary Briss, a butcher with something sinister in his sausages.

Da Ali G Show

Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.

The League Of Gentlemen

Work on the new road begins but a terrifying discovery is made. Pauline's jobseekers are taught interview techniques. A tortoise meets a sticky end.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.

Bread

Billy wastes his money on a stolen statue and Joey attempts to claim an incontinence allowance for Grandad.

The Chris Ramsey Show

Scarlett Moffatt and Phil Wang join Chris in his basement for some suspicious cocktails, university revelations and ludicrous challenges!

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Let the games begin as funnyman Dara O Briain, former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm and Stella herself, Ruth Jones, join Lee Mack.

Genius

With Paul Daniels. Ideas include stupid tests at cash points, the 99p coin, and running the Houses of Parliament based on the rules of Just a Minute.

Up The Garden Path

As her holiday in Wales comes to an end, Izzy argues with her fiance Charles.

Smelling Of Roses

Rosie and the team have to organise the Brighton end of the Hearts of England Romance Tour. All the participants are wealthy Americans in their twilight years, so Kate seizes the opportunity to earn a quick buck!

Small Scenes

Featuring more overblown, melodramatic scenes from modern life, including a visit to the first ever Crufts for Cats and a terrifying reminder as to why you should never try and cancel your membership of The National Trust.