Schedule Friday 1st February 2019

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn about upside down when they watch a gallery owner hanging some paintings. Back in the Boat they help put the Very Important Lady the right way up.

Two Doors Down

Miss Black holds a dinner party in honour of Sean Rafferty, who is in Belfast to interview her lodger Fintan for Radio 3. Musical prodigy Simon is asked to play for the guests but he has other ideas.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Walter is tired of Dennis pulling the wool over the eyes of their teacher Mrs Creecher, so he orchestrates a robot to take over Class 3C - with disastrous results.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse is left gadget-less when an unappreciated Squawk leaves the Danger Agency to work for tech genius Elon Muskrat.

Sorry!

Tim is prompting on the local production of Hamlet but his mind is elsewhere. Father has disappeared and Mother threatens to start a new life with Uncle Claud. How will it all end?

Clare In The Community

Clare is in charge of a day at the seaside for some elderly residents of the estate. It rapidly gets out of hand.

Keeping Up Appearances

Richard is worried that Hyacinth's visit to a country house auction will cost him a lot of money. Meanwhile, Daddy has become unwittingly involved with a Mrs Braddock.

Go Jetters

Can the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?

The Zoo

Who is the most dangerous animal at the zoo? Is it the zebra, the tortoise or the big cats?

Thirty Minutes Worth

The vicar has engaged the services of that well-known thespian Binky Bottomley to write and produce a pageant for the bicentenary of the village.

Light Up The Sky!

Comedy about the exploits of the small group of men manning an anti-aircraft searchlight installation during World War 2.

Steptoe And Son

Radio adaptation of Galton & Simpson's hit TV sitcom about a father and son rag-and-bone man team.

Justin's House

Helped by a giant potato and CBeebies' Andy Day, Justin and Robert do their best to print the Justin Times.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!

Never The Twain

Lyn and David have their first marital row and each seeks advice from their respective father. Unfortunately, if they were hoping for mature and wise counsel, they chose the wrong people to ask.

Sooty

Sooty bets Richard and Sweep that they can't spend the night in a haunted house. But in a bedroom full of creaking armour, hairy spiders and spooky paintings, will they be brave enough to stay?

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 15th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Minder

When an old friend of Terry's escapes from prison, he wants him to help prove his innocence.

Never The Twain

Oliver never set out to save Simon's life, he had no control over what happened. However, now that they are 'blood brothers' he has every intention of making sure that Simon refuses him nothing...

Anything Legal

Episode 5: Charles and George hire a secretary to boost their new business.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos surprise an unsuspecting hiker by attaching the entire contents of a campsite to the back of his rucksack!

On The Buses

After yet another blazing row between Olive and Arthur disturbing his peace, Stan decides something must be done. Without Arthur's agreement marriage counselling can't help, but perhaps if he and Jack can stoke up the green-eyed monster...

Millie Inbetween

A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.

How To Survive The Roman Empire, By Pliny And Me

Venta the slave has been moved to the cells under the Colosseum, along with his new friend Calvin, a dwarf convicted of stealing a chicken.

On The Buses

Stan is in an awkward position, somewhere between the dog track, his wages, and Mum's housekeeping money! After borrowing a small amount to tide him over from depot lout Basher, Stan's ready to do almost anything for money!

My Family

The Harpers face a robbery and a simple case of mistaken identity, and are amazed at how quickly Ben can make new friends.

Agendum

A scientific breakthrough, a human rights scandal and Britain's favourite fruit come under the idiot microscope of a team of talking heads, hosted by hostioneer Alexandra Palisades. Topics include the selling of superwater, Noel Edmonds annexing parts of Derbyshire, and the fact that no-one likes oranges.

Rising Damp

The house is plunged into confusion and mourning when Rigsby discovers basement tenant Mr Osborne, stiff as a board.

2point4 Children

Bill's bedridden with flu, and as Ben trapses the streets of Chiswick in chase of Snowdrop, the Grimes' latest pet, the builders continue their slow progress in the kitchen. Or so her loving family keep insisting. As for Rona, well...

Thirty Minutes Worth

The vicar has engaged the services of that well-known thespian Binky Bottomley to write and produce a pageant for the bicentenary of the village.

George & Mildred

Mildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.

Steptoe And Son

Radio adaptation of Galton & Simpson's hit TV sitcom about a father and son rag-and-bone man team.

My Family

Ben volunteers to look after one of Janey's elderly care clients for an evening; what could possibly go wrong?

Are You Being Served?

Poor performance during a fire drill prompts Mr. Rumbold to keep everyone behind for fire practice.

Mr Bean

Bean buys a robot to clean his flat, but it ends up trashing half the town!

Horrible Histories

Egyptian queen Cleopatra clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Meanwhile, across the world, we catch up with the thoughts of famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and encounter the less glamorous side of life in Rome.

Mr Bean

Bean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town!

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos surprise an unsuspecting hiker by attaching the entire contents of a campsite to the back of his rucksack!

Gavin & Stacey

Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?

Strange Hill High

During a swimming test in the middle of winter in the dreaded Strange Hill swimming pool, the kids discover a mysterious paradise island in the middle of the pool.

Shaun The Sheep

Torrential rain threatens to ruin the annual Sheep Dog trials, but the Farmer begs the judges for an opportunity to show off his talented Flock. Things go smoothly until Timmy tries to learn to whistle... Will this stop the Farmer winning another cup to add to his prize collection?

2point4 Children

Bill's bedridden with flu, and as Ben trapses the streets of Chiswick in chase of Snowdrop, the Grimes' latest pet, the builders continue their slow progress in the kitchen. Or so her loving family keep insisting. As for Rona, well...

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag discover the joys of 'buying stuff', but to buy stuff you need money, and to get money you need a job!

Diddy TV

Join Diddy TV for a line-up of top entertainment, including The Dimgineers, This is Pointless, and a Diddy Chat with Strictly Come Dancing star Craig Revel Horwood.

Minder

Terry has to mind Danny Varrow when the gambling, womanising, boozing footballer leaves his club in the lurch.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 15th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Anything Legal

Episode 5: Charles and George hire a secretary to boost their new business.

Bitz & Bob

Everyone is practising their acts for the big talent show, and Purl has even made a beautiful sparkly curtain for the front of the stage.

Go Jetters

Glitch makes a sandcastle around an oasis in the Sahara. Can the Go Jetters save the day?

Two Doors Down

Miss Black holds a dinner party in honour of Sean Rafferty, who is in Belfast to interview her lodger Fintan for Radio 3. Musical prodigy Simon is asked to play for the guests but he has other ideas.

Gigglebiz

Rapids Johnson dons his bear disguise in search of the Lesser Spotted Copying Bear, Gail Force sings her heart out when she meets a school choir, and the Lost Pirate walks the plank with his faithful parrot Captain Crackers.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey find themselves under investigation.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Simon is taking Jess out for a birthday dinner, so Gramps is on babysitting duty.

For The Love Of Ada

Tired of saving, and with Ada's generosity looking set to cost them even more, she and Walter decide that they should elope to Yorkshire and marry there.

So Awkward

Lily and Jas compete to see who can suck up to Martha the most in order to get her spare ticket to see a talk given by famous, drop dead gorgeous science presenter, Dr Simon Nox.

Clare In The Community

Clare is in charge of a day at the seaside for some elderly residents of the estate. It rapidly gets out of hand.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the third series of the time-travel sitcom.

Meet The Adebanjos

It's Halloween night and Sade wants to sneak out and go to a party while Tobi and Kevin have plans to dress up and scare neighbours. Everyone's plans come to a halt when Gladys orders for the family to stay at home for Family Prayer meetings. Will Gladys succeed or will things spiral out of control?

Are You Being Served?

Poor performance during a fire drill prompts Mr. Rumbold to keep everyone behind for fire practice.

Fresh Fields

Sonia ropes Hester in to deliver part of her Meals on Wheels round, whilst back at home the couple are anticipating their first meeting with new grandson Guy.

Meet The Adebanjos

Sade competes for the family's attention as she enters a local poetry competition. Bayo and Gladys get an Oxford tutor when Tobi comes home with poor results. However the tutor is not what the family expected. Can Bayo stop himself from interfering?

Bread

When Jack and Adrian witness a burglary first hand, they suddenly find themselves pursued by the perpetrators. Meanwhile, Billy gets use of the Jag to take Julie for lunch.

Dad's Army

Influenced by a trip to the cinema, Mainwaring decides that the platoon should adopt a mascot for an upcoming parade. They set about capturing a ram, but the task is easier said than done when Pike gets trapped in a bog.

Horrible Histories

A confused First World War soldier experiences his first day in the trenches, David Baddiel reveals another not-so Scary Story as Vincenzo Larfoff, and more.

Thirty Minutes Worth

The vicar has engaged the services of that well-known thespian Binky Bottomley to write and produce a pageant for the bicentenary of the village.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother.

Gavin & Stacey

It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.

Mr Bean

Bean buys a robot to clean his flat, but it ends up trashing half the town!

So Awkward

Lily and Jas compete to see who can suck up to Martha the most in order to get her spare ticket to see a talk given by famous, drop dead gorgeous science presenter, Dr Simon Nox.

Steptoe And Son

Radio adaptation of Galton & Simpson's hit TV sitcom about a father and son rag-and-bone man team.

Mr Bean

Bean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town!

How To Survive The Roman Empire, By Pliny And Me

Venta the slave has been moved to the cells under the Colosseum, along with his new friend Calvin, a dwarf convicted of stealing a chicken.

Never The Twain

Lyn and David have their first marital row and each seeks advice from their respective father. Unfortunately, if they were hoping for mature and wise counsel, they chose the wrong people to ask.

Gavin & Stacey

Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.

Doc Martin

Martin seeks out Louisa to talk about his new surgeon's job in London, but they are interrupted by Bert, who wants to plan a baby shower for Louisa.

Have I Got News For You

Featuring guest host Damian Lewis and guest panellists Andy Hamilton and Roisin Conaty.

Never The Twain

Oliver never set out to save Simon's life, he had no control over what happened. However, now that they are 'blood brothers' he has every intention of making sure that Simon refuses him nothing...

Millie Inbetween

It's parents' evening, but Millie is desperate to prevent Mum and Dad seeing her English teacher, Miss Knope.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Simon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.

Brothers With No Game

More from the Brothers With No Game.

A League Of Their Own

The teams arrive in Italy for the final leg of the raucous European Road Trip, with last week's guest teammates Geri Horner and Josh Widdicombe returning for moral support.

Doc Martin

Martin and Pauline are surprised by the number of patients coming to see him on the last day before his Surgery closes and he moves to London.

Jason Manford Live

TV broadcast of Jason Manford's return to the stage with his 2011 live tour, recorded at the MEN Arena.

Live At The Apollo

Kevin Bridges introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Sara Pascoe and Phill Jupitus.

Brothers With No Game

More from the Brothers With No Game.

Mrs. Brown's Boys

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Brendan O'Carroll sitcom.

The Russell Howard Hour

Join Russell as he takes a swing at current affairs, talks to inspiring knife crime campaigner Mark Prince, and learns to paint with Jo Brand.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

Russell Howard & Mum

Russell and his mum have arrived in Japan. They're stepping back in time to become the ultimate assassins: Ninette is going full Ninja, despite her camel toe, and Russell is throwing on a nappy and getting neck deep in some Sumo man-boob, as well as massacring some teeny tiny trees.

Taskmaster

In one of the most difficult challenges of the competition, the rivals find themselves confronted with an intimidating man in gold chains: The Mayor of Chesham.

Clare In The Community

Clare is in charge of a day at the seaside for some elderly residents of the estate. It rapidly gets out of hand.

The Tim Vine Chat Show

The last show in the current series features a mysterious job in a reservoir and a quiz about trifle.

Fonejacker

Irish Mike represents more inappropriately named companies and the Chinese Gang enquire about bringing a film crew into the cinema to film the film.

Through The Keyhole

Keith Lemon hosts the comedy panel show. Joining the panel this time are comedian Rob Beckett, opera singing superstar Alfie Boe and Corrie actor Lucy Fallon.

Never The Twain

Lyn and David have their first marital row and each seeks advice from their respective father. Unfortunately, if they were hoping for mature and wise counsel, they chose the wrong people to ask.

Stand Up Central

Russell explains the many ways his mum embarrasses him, and answers a question on bad Christmas presents. His guests are Roisin Conaty and Sean McLoughlin.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Vic Reeves and Jo Brand.

Rubbish

Episode 2.3, Rant: Local government worker Martin attempts a sponsored walk and upsets some Bronte fans.

A League Of Their Own

The teams arrive in Italy for the final leg of the raucous European Road Trip, with last week's guest teammates Geri Horner and Josh Widdicombe returning for moral support.

Never The Twain

Oliver never set out to save Simon's life, he had no control over what happened. However, now that they are 'blood brothers' he has every intention of making sure that Simon refuses him nothing...

Peep Show

Mark makes a new friend at work, whilst at Toni and Tony's party celebrating the reaffirmation of their vows, Jez meets an old school friend.

Your Face Or Mine

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan are joined by Kaio and Modina who are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.

Stand Up Central

Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central draws to a close. The final week sees Joe Wilkinson as headliner with support from Adam Hess.

A Look Back At The Future

Episode 5, 2025: Recorded in July 1994, Brian Perkins, Ken Livingstone and Nigel Planer foresee ego transplants and the USA invading Narnia.

QI

With David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Jimmy Carr.

Peep Show

Mark meets a student called April in a shoe shop and decides to return to see her again, but discovers that she has gone to university in Dartmouth.

Rob And Romesh Vs

As Super Bowl fever takes over the world, Rob and Romesh go on a mission to learn all about America's best loved sport.

Your Face Or Mine

Callum and Ashley are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.

Wimbledon

Romantic comedy. Peter Colt is a low-ranking tennis star whose misfortune on the court is only matched by his extremely bad luck in love.

The Russell Howard Hour

Join Russell as he takes a swing at current affairs, talks to inspiring knife crime campaigner Mark Prince, and learns to paint with Jo Brand.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and David Mitchell take on Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Plus, Ellie White and Natasia Demetriou join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard return with a special edition of the show.

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

The show comes from the Dublin Olympia with Tommy Tiernan, Andrew Lawrence, Keith Farnan & Zoe Lyons.

QI

With Clive Anderson, Vic Reeves and Jo Brand.

QI

With David Mitchell, Phill Jupitus and Jimmy Carr.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.

Ali G In Da USAiii

Ali speaks to 'well important feminist' Naomi Wolf, Borat visits a rodeo, and Bruno is in the 'gayest part of America': Alabama.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week's episode featured magic scones on One Man and His Campervan, a pram crash on EastEnders and Eoghan Quigg doing his face. Plus, we find out who the TV Burp employee of the month is.

Living The Dream

Mal's turning 50 and is having a crisis of masculinity. The Park residents try to help him get through it with an ancient ceremony, while his family put on a surprise party. Tina's new role as high school investigative journalist puts her on the trail of a student putting on an illegal rave.

Catastrophe

Rob is pretty unenthusiastic about the prospect of celebrating brother-in-law Fergal's 40th birthday. Sharon comes face-to-face with her mum's 'new man', while Fran and Chris drunkenly party with their new partners.

Dentist On The Job

Comedy sequel. Colonel Proudfoot is looking for a dentist to endorse his new toothpaste and his cousin may have just the men.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard return with a special edition of the show.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week's episode featured Harry riding a sheep like a horse, a hoover full of sewage on Grimefighters, nuns in captivity on Nuns Aloud and a creative method of advertising proves expensive on The People's Supermarket.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Vic Reeves, Jade Goody, Chris Addison and John Barrowman.

Peep Show

Mark makes a new friend at work, whilst at Toni and Tony's party celebrating the reaffirmation of their vows, Jez meets an old school friend.

Celebrity Squares

Warwick Davis hosts another episode of the comedy game show, with Russell Grant, Katherine Ryan, Vernon Kay, Linda Robson, Bruno Tonioli, Nathan Caton, Rachel Riley, and regulars Tim Vine and Joe Wilkinson.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Alex Zane, Joan Rivers, David Gest and Alan Carr.

A League Of Their Own

Olympic medallist Jenny Jones, football legend Gianfranco Zola and comedian Johnny Vegas join Corden and co for the final episode of the series.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The regulars are joined by singer Olly Murs, former member of the Pussycat Dolls Kimberly Wyatt, and comedians Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters.

Birds Of A Feather

Sharon and Tracey find themselves under investigation.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Following a disastrous day promoting Tesco sushi, Tom resolves to begin acting classes - as a teacher. Meanwhile, Jez and Suze rope Linda into looking after a doll as they practice for parenthood; and who should turn up unannounced but Linda's sister, Sugar.

Bad Robots

Episode one sees the launch of Nails Babez, the automated manicure machine which gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; the new Currency Exchange machine - ruining holidays before you've even got on a plane, and visitors to Marwell Zoo are finding out the truth about their penguins from the Tezcorp Tourist Information Machine.

Bad Robots

This week sees foreign language students attempt to improve their English with the Tezcorp British Language Test, including learning Tezcorp's take on the national anthem, while pet owners are driven mad by Vet B.O.T, who has his customers begging, sitting and waiting for their animals. Meanwhile, a young gallery worker is left dumbfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve up its chocolate all over a priceless work of art.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack is joined by Holly Willoughby, Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

With Sue Perkins, Bob Mortimer and Aston Merrygold.

Anything Legal

Episode 5: Charles and George hire a secretary to boost their new business.

Two Doors Down

Miss Black holds a dinner party in honour of Sean Rafferty, who is in Belfast to interview her lodger Fintan for Radio 3. Musical prodigy Simon is asked to play for the guests but he has other ideas.

Clare In The Community

Clare is in charge of a day at the seaside for some elderly residents of the estate. It rapidly gets out of hand.