Schedule Thursday 10th January 2019

There Was A Young Lady

Super-efficient secretary Elizabeth Foster circumvents the schemes of smash-and grab gangsters.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are in a back garden where they watch a man hanging washing up on a line. Chickedy and Chick get into the washing basket and the man accidentally pegs them up on the line too! The Twirlywoos are having tea, but the tea table is misbehaving. It keeps going further and further up, propelling Great BigHoo and Toodloo all the way out of the top of the boat!

Old Dog And The Partridge

Episode 5: When old chum Ralph arrives with a trophy wife, landlord Jack invents a fiancee.

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

When Gnasher gnashes Walter's portrait, he gets revenge with a titanium sausage that leaves Gnasher toothless and miserable. Dennis and the gang decide to stage a heist to 'borrow' some diamonds until Gnasher's teeth grow back!

Danger Mouse

The streets of are London teeming with hundreds of wannabe wizards, all brandishing identical wands. After discovering that the wands are mass-produced shavings from Merlin's legendary staff, DM and Penfold set out to stop Quark's latest money-making scheme by reuniting the staff with its rightful owner.

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.

Butterflies

Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.

Go Jetters

When Grim HQ's heating gets stuck on, Glitch looks for a cold place to land and cool down.

The Zoo

Neil the wimpy lion is under pressure from his overbearing mother-in-law to 'man-up' and 'get buff' like previous alpha-male lion, Maximus.

Something To Shout About

Episode 8: When the film is ruined from an expensive Paris photoshoot, the ad agency must reshoot - on a budget.

Ever Decreasing Circles

Paul has announced he is leaving the close to begin a new beauty business and Martin is happy. But a visit to a independent hardware store run by its elderly owner soon changes the situation.

The Goon Show

Angry revolutionary leader Neddie Seagoon is duped into buying worthless weapons.

Justin's House

Justin's house hosts the first ever Justinship Games, and Justin dreams of winning a gold medal.

Lovejoy

When Charlotte asks Lovejoy to help her value the contents of a private nursing home it seems straightforward enough - until there is an attempt on Lovejoy's life.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the ninth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Sooty

Richard has booked a circus to entertain the guests but it hasn't arrived, so Sooty asks the owner of the bird garden to save the day with his clever budgies.

Minder

Arthur thinks he and Terry are due a bit of nice, easy money when he's approached about a 'babysitter' for a visiting Arab businessman. It soon transpires, however, that neither man is quite as he seems.

Millie Inbetween

A selection of episodes from the third series of the children's comedy.

Sooty

Mr Slater has put Richard in charge of the beach and the gang decide to join him. After jumping on the bouncy castle Sooty, Sweep and Soo meet a friendly sand sculptor and have a sandcastle-building competition - but poor Richard ends up in deep water. With special guest star Frank Bruno.

Whatever Happened To...?

Enid Blyton's character reflects on her life - and reveals the fate of other members of the 'Famous Five'.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see a man putting something inside his tent, and they get carried away putting more and more things inside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo has managed to get stuck inside the teapot. Can Peekaboo get out without being spotted by the Twirlywoos?

On The Buses

Stan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.

On The Buses

Money is tight at home, so both Arthur and Stan investigate ways of increasing their income. Arthur's been repairing his motorbike and the pair wonder if there's someone out there gullible enough to buy it.

The Green Green Grass

Marlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.

Rising Damp

Miss Jones causes panic amongst the residents when she reports seeing a prowler in her room - or his shadow at least.

My Family

According to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. While Janey looks like having it thrust upon her, for Abi it seems like being a longer term commitment.

George & Mildred

Now settled in their new home, Mildred starts thinking about children and begins investigating adoption processes. Will George put his foot in it again?

Something To Shout About

Episode 8: When the film is ruined from an expensive Paris photoshoot, the ad agency must reshoot - on a budget.

The Boy Who Stole A Million

Comedy about a boy who 'borrows' a million from the bank he works at, and is soon chased by both the bank and mobsters.

2point4 Children

It's been 14 weeks since Bill left the bakery, and she's starting to feel the pressure of being unemployed. Strange dreams haunt her sleep, and she doesn't know what to do. Ben, meanwhile, has a new assistant, Chris.

The Goon Show

Angry revolutionary leader Neddie Seagoon is duped into buying worthless weapons.

Boys Will Be Boys

A repeat of this 1935 film.

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

Are You Being Served?

A dinner is scheduled to mark Mr. Grainger's 65th birthday. After 37 years with Grace Bros., will he be forced to accept the infamous cuckoo-clock of retirement as his gift?

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos see a man putting something inside his tent, and they get carried away putting more and more things inside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo has managed to get stuck inside the teapot. Can Peekaboo get out without being spotted by the Twirlywoos?

So Awkward

Lily's gut instinct tells her that fellow pupil Carla fancies Rob. Rob denies this but Lily sets out to prove her gut instinct is correct with the help of Martha.

Laughter In Paradise

Comedy about four people who face tough challenges as set out in a relative's will.

Strange Hill High

Becky dreams of starring in the Strange Hill musical production of Scary Poppins, but regresses into fear-filled dreams after being informed she's a terrible singer. Can she defeat The Grackle?

Shaun The Sheep

A reluctant Timmy tries to avoid bath time and in trying to escape he gets a spring attached to his tail. It's up to the flock to catch the bouncing baby sheep and return him to the tub before he destroys the farm.

2point4 Children

It's been 14 weeks since Bill left the bakery, and she's starting to feel the pressure of being unemployed. Strange dreams haunt her sleep, and she doesn't know what to do. Ben, meanwhile, has a new assistant, Chris.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag demonstrate how breaking a world record can be a bittersweet experience.

Minder

When a young widow is conned out of all her savings, Arthur sends Terry off to reclaim the money.

Diddy TV

Featuring I'm not a Celebrity, Get Me in There! Also with Crime Diddy and an appeal to help elderly people buy their own catapult.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the ninth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy finds an unusual and valuable Chinese cannon being used as a plant pot, but when Charlotte takes him to London to sell it they are kidnapped.

Whatever Happened To...?

Enid Blyton's character reflects on her life - and reveals the fate of other members of the 'Famous Five'.

Bitz & Bob

Bob is excited to see an amazing cactus that only flowers once a year, but the gang's race across the hot sandy desert slows to a crawl when Bitz and Purl over-engineer their vehicle.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters arrive at the White Cliffs of Dover in England, to cheer Kyan as he finishes a cross-channel swim, but a large cloud of dust blocks his way to the shore.

Old Dog And The Partridge

Episode 5: When old chum Ralph arrives with a trophy wife, landlord Jack invents a fiancee.

Gigglebiz

The Berrito Brothers show off their basketball skills to a small audience, while Storybook Stan has problems reading a book about flying, and Professor Muddles struggles to get his latest invention - a Bounce Back Fence - to work properly.

Birds Of A Feather

Miserable at the prospect of her first Christmas without Darryl, Tracey is over the moon when two cruise tickets arrive. That is until Garth calls to say he won't be home. She refuses to go at all, but Sharon and Dorien have a devious plan.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

It's Evie and Doug's first playdate together with their friends. They try out their new ball pit, but Waffle can't join in because he's not toilet trained. He finds fun elsewhere.

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.

Get Some In!

The morning after the fire and basic training is complete. The boys are due in front of the Selection Officer to determine their future trade. Mrs. Marsh is similarly insistent that the Cpl. assesses his own career.

French Fields

Hester's attempt to discipline Marie-Christine ends up involving the whole village when Monsieur Dax starts pulling strings. Meanwhile, Emma and Philip are planning a move to London.

Are You Being Served?

A dinner is scheduled to mark Mr. Grainger's 65th birthday. After 37 years with Grace Bros., will he be forced to accept the infamous cuckoo-clock of retirement as his gift?

Get Some In!

Returned from leave, Ken, Jakey, Leckie and Lilley arrive at RAF Midham to begin their next round of training - as nursing attendants.

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

In this final edition of the series, John lets Lawry take over, with inevitable reactions from Carrie, Margaret and Simon.

Great Lives - Stan Laurel

An episode of Radio 4's Great Lives in which Matthew Paris and Ken Dodd discuss the life and work of Stan Laurel.

As Time Goes By

Jean is delighted to hear that daughter Judith has accepted Alistair's proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Penny and Stephen have some news of their own which may prevent them from attending the wedding.

Dad's Army

Mainwaring's delighted when the platoon is chosen to provide a Guard of Honour for the Prime Minister at a local event. However, Major Regan is still on their backs, and sets up a showdown between Walmington-on-Sea and the nearby Eastgate platoon.

Scream Street

Cleo tries to smarten Niles up and ends up replacing his bandages with those of his evil brother Uncle Memphis, who always thought he should have been the pharaoh instead of Niles. Memphis plans to take over Niles' body forever.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the first series of the time-travel sitcom.

Horrible Histories

A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show, and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.

Something To Shout About

Episode 8: When the film is ruined from an expensive Paris photoshoot, the ad agency must reshoot - on a budget.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Howard has impending simultaneous dates with Pearl and Marina.

Dad's Army

The platoon take part in an exercise in which they must protect the church hall from being captured by full-time soldiers lead by a Scottish captain.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!

The Goon Show

Angry revolutionary leader Neddie Seagoon is duped into buying worthless weapons.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the first series of the cornershop sitcom.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jo Brand, Ronan Keating, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and James Acaster.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

Grn Scrn Gr8s

The last episode in the series sees Simon introduce highlights, out-takes and uncut excerpts from the past seven weeks.

Taskmaster

In this episode, Tim Vine encounters a wet bra, Alice Levine barely attempts cricket and Russell Howard makes a convincing liger.

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.

The Inbetweeners

It's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.

Two Doors Down

Beth is organising the perfect baby shower for mum-to-be Sophie.

iGod

Ian causes the destruction of parallel earth 413 when his ego goes out of control by having demanding children of new genders. This causes problems, as there is a demand for 2,000 different public toilets.

The Inbetweeners

In a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.

Adrian Mole: The Cappuccino Years

Adrian is given the keys to his new house and feels the pressure of being a father. He finds a private tutor for Glenn.

The News At Bedtime

John Tweedledum and Jim Tweedledee report on food campaigner Jack Spratt, and the Tooth Fairy debates the nation's nutrition.

The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything

Jimmy Carr is joined by Sandi Toksvig, Joe Lycett, Katherine Ryan, Big Narstie, David Baddiel and Frank Skinner as they battle it out to see who knows the most about music, science, film, TV and more.

The Royle Family

It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.

Roast Battle

Ivo Graham takes on Fern Brady, whilst Tom Rosenthal battles Chris Ramsey.

QI

With Sarah Millican, David Mitchell and the Rev. Richard Coles.

Daphne Sounds Expensive

Sketch comedy show written by and starring Jason Forbes, George Fouracres and Phil Wang.

What The Future?

Britain, in a desperate attempt to look fashionable, legalises marijuana. Soon her majesty the Queen lights up the first ceremonial joint on the balcony of Buckingham Palace. Now perpetually stoned, politicians legalises other drugs to perk us all up a bit. But soon a drug addled nation turns to beat poetry, henge sell-offs and the horrors of Dark Etsy. While terrorist group The Real Campaign for Real Ale gears up for action, a damaged and desperate UK has the Channel Islands taken into care.

Roast Battle

Former couple Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave roast each other, and Daniel Sloss takes on Phil Wang.

Party

The Party clarifies its policies on climate change, while Duncan deals with the aftermath of under-cooked chicken sausages from a BBQ. Before long, murder is committed and the young idealists are placed in a compromising position.

Early Doors

It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!

QI

With Sarah Millican, Danny Baker and Phill Jupitus.

Cold Feet

Tina refuses to let skeletons from the past haunt her. Adam wishes it were that simple. After rubbing shoulders with Cheshire's wags and widows, David finds himself way out of his depth.

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

A League Of Their Own

First up, Freddie and Jamie strike it out across the Channel in a sailing race before kicking out a rouge-faced can-can in front of a sell-out crowd in Paris. Look out for famous faces en route, including Alan Carr and Kevin Pietersen.

The League Of Gentlemen

Outsider Benjamin arrives in town. Ben's friend Martin visits the Local Shop and meets the unfailingly strange Tubbs and Edward. Restart officer Pauline is angered that a job seeker has a job interview.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain hosts the topical panel show as guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan discuss topics including today's Scottish Independence Referendum vote.

Meet The Adebanjos

A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.

Great Lives - Stan Laurel

An episode of Radio 4's Great Lives in which Matthew Paris and Ken Dodd discuss the life and work of Stan Laurel.

Inside No. 9

It is Nana's special day: it isn't every day you get to be 79.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

QI

With Sarah Millican, David Mitchell and the Rev. Richard Coles.

Early Doors

It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!

QI

With Sarah Millican, Danny Baker and Phill Jupitus.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Rhod Gilbert. Henning Wehn joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.

The Royle Family

It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.

Roast Battle

Stephen Bailey takes on Darren Harriott, and Angela Barnes takes on Matt Richardson.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain hosts the topical panel show as guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan discuss topics including today's Scottish Independence Referendum vote.

You, Me & Them

A lecherous mourner and a bitter widow make Ed and Lauren's first funeral together tricky. Elsewhere, Debs adds spice to her love life.

The Inbetweeners

It's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

The daft, astonishing and insightful panel show continues as host Lee Mack invites comedy queen Sarah Millican, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes and comedian Russell Kane to put amazing facts and mind-blowing trivia to the test.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week's episode featured the last in the series of Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers, a new bust of the Queen Vic on EastEnders, the verge emerge on Emmerdale and a man talking about every car he's ever owned on BBC Four.

The Inbetweeners

In a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.

Whatever Happened To...?

Enid Blyton's character reflects on her life - and reveals the fate of other members of the 'Famous Five'.

Old Dog And The Partridge

Episode 5: When old chum Ralph arrives with a trophy wife, landlord Jack invents a fiancee.

John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

Featuring a man on the way to St Ives, a president given two speeches and a couple who get on like a house on fire.