Schedule Thursday 27th September 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
Snap
Series 1, Episode 4Doug's mum is 70, but Molly thinks he'll never manage the party and present without her.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 39 - Gnash HitGnasher becomes the star of an action movie, playing Grizzly's on-screen sidekick. But filming keeps him and Dennis apart, leaving Dennis feeling lonely. Could Dennis and Gnasher really become Grizzly and Gnasher?
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 9A cucumber, golf ball, phone and pan of sprouts are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Cute Shall Inherit The EarthA CATastrophe hits earth and only DM can stop things from getting too hairy when cute kittens begin replacing humans.
Plum House
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Rather Risky RambleTom returns from a team building course in London to find the Plum House team have been bickering in his absence.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Ice Man ComethWhen the Russians mistake Piglet for another agent, it seems that his life may suddenly be in great danger. Meanwhile, his latest technological developments aren't exactly working as intended.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 6 - Now You See ItPiglet and the gang are sent chasing a top secret French-developed radar-cloaking system across the English countryside - unfortunately, both the Swedes and Americans are sticking their oars in!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 25 - Komodo National Park, IndonesiaWhen Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 7 - Careers DayIt's Careers Day at Dockbridge High so everyone will be getting some excellent advice from careers advisor Miss Droppitt, if she can spare five minutes between her other jobs. Mark follows in Mrs Mark's footsteps and Mr Capp changes his appearance.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Compassionate SocietyHacker learns that a recently opened hospital has no doctors or patients, but 500 administrative staff working for it. He demands that either the hospital lets in patients or he will shut it down. Sir Humphrey will not let his fellow civil servants go, so it is time to get some help.
Porterhouse Blue
Comedy set in a crusty Cambridge college challenged by change.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 15 - The Rent CollectorsNeddie Seagoon is sent to claim back thousands in arrears, but he falls in the water. Luckily, Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty are there to help for a fee.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 19 - Alien VisitorsJustin and Robert are surprised when three messy aliens called the Odd Bods turn up on their doorstep and start causing chaos around the house.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Leaving Of LiverpoolGary and Phoebe look likely to change the course of history in wartime Liverpool, where Ron's grandfather is said to have been a hero.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 8 - Easter TimeIt's Easter at the park and Richard is in charge of the annual egg hunt. But with Sooty hiding the eggs and Sweep making the hot cross buns, will their plans for a happy Easter be scrambled?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Has This Been Going On?Gary is getting ready for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 24th and 25th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
Minder
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sorry Pal, Wrong NumberArthur's new gambling venture involves Terry taking on the prestigious task of guarding three public telephone boxes.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 7 - More About WrappingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a hospital and watch a nurse wrapping a man's leg in bandages.
Treasure Hunt
Short of money, the owners of Ballyroden Hall attempt to run it as a guest house - but not everyone is happy about the plan.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 7 - Stones of DestinyLovejoy invites a suspicious Charlotte away for a weekend, but their trip to Wales turns out to be a hunt for a murderer.
Lucky Feller
Episode 12 - A Night On The MoorsWith a wedding finally in the air and a certain urgent matter to be settled, Kath has persuaded Shorty to take her to Bournemouth for a trial weekend. But they take a wrong turning...
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
Millie Inbetween
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Compassionate SocietyHacker learns that a recently opened hospital has no doctors or patients, but 500 administrative staff working for it. He demands that either the hospital lets in patients or he will shut it down. Sir Humphrey will not let his fellow civil servants go, so it is time to get some help.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 4, Episode 5 - The WeekendHaving bumped into an old army friend in the park, Peter and Sheila are invited to stay with him - 'Snogger' Sutcliffe - and his wife for the weekend at their country retreat.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 15 - The Rent CollectorsNeddie Seagoon is sent to claim back thousands in arrears, but he falls in the water. Luckily, Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty are there to help for a fee.
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 3 - Friends And EnemiesThis episode explores the characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world including Trigger, Boycie, Denzil and Del's arch enemy DCI Slater.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 4 - Men As WomenFrank is awaiting the arrival of his grandfather from Australia.
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 4 - Breaking UpLily's gut instinct tells her that fellow pupil Carla fancies Rob. Rob denies this but Lily sets out to prove her gut instinct is correct with the help of Martha.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 7 - More About WrappingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a hospital and watch a nurse wrapping a man's leg in bandages.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 5 - Firing SquashedWhilst Flick and Von Smallhausen look set to face the firing squad for robbing the garrison pay truck, the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber - still dressed as Hitler and Goering - are captured by the Communists. Michelle's Resistance wish to use the duo for their own ends, but who will win?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 5 - Car Lot BaggersWhen an unscrupulous builder wants a piece of land occupied by a friend of Arthur, he hires some thugs to put the frighteners on - and tries to blame travellers.
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 4 - Peckham And BeyondPeckham And Beyond looks at the area that was at the heart of the comedy and what happened when the cast and crew got out of the studio and filmed on location in Monaco, Margate and Miami.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Leaving Of LiverpoolGary and Phoebe look likely to change the course of history in wartime Liverpool, where Ron's grandfather is said to have been a hero.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 6 - Crushing EmbarrassmentIt is April Fools' Day and Mitchell is pranking in overdrive. Before too long he has pranked everyone and unleashed a dormant beast of embarrassment that lives under the school. Mitchell must save his friends - and Tyson - from 'The Embarrassment's' disgusting lair by going toe to toe in a shameful game show.
Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 6 - Games BunkerThe hosts take on the role of airline pilots in I'm Not Really A..., Aunty meets her match in The Kiss Chase, and actor Sally Lindsay is the star guest on Diddy Chat.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Has This Been Going On?Gary is getting ready for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 24th and 25th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 1 - Kind Hearts And CoronetsThe Moons' bleak mood is brightened by royal wedding fever.
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 5 - TeenealogySnobby Ollie mocks Mr Malone's ancestry, inspiring the gang to teach him a lesson. Then when Ollie discovers he's actually related to Mr Malone, his dreams begin to unravel.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 20 - Bitz And Bob's Toy ShopBitz and Bob's junk stall sells out of everything, including Bob's robo-helmet!
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 7 - Stones of DestinyLovejoy invites a suspicious Charlotte away for a weekend, but their trip to Wales turns out to be a hunt for a murderer.
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Look And LoveRob enters a modelling competition and Lily is determined he will win using 'the look'. Martha practices dating, only her lovestruck date Rufus doesn't know it's just pretend.
Snap
Series 1, Episode 4Doug's mum is 70, but Molly thinks he'll never manage the party and present without her.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South AmericaWhat goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.
Plum House
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Rather Risky RambleTom returns from a team building course in London to find the Plum House team have been bickering in his absence.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 5 - Firing SquashedWhilst Flick and Von Smallhausen look set to face the firing squad for robbing the garrison pay truck, the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber - still dressed as Hitler and Goering - are captured by the Communists. Michelle's Resistance wish to use the duo for their own ends, but who will win?
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 33 - Licence To CareA mishap on a mission leaves Danger Mouse confused - why is Penfold not talking to him?
Plum House
Series 1, Episode 6 - Lights, Camera, PuddingThe team at the museum are startled to hear that Peter has agreed to Plum House being used as a location in a period drama.
Zig And Zag
Episode 9 - Strictly Zig & ZagThere's a hole in Zig and Zag's wall and a trip to the mini-mart to get some filler ends up with them dancing their way to a solution.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 3, Episode 4 - Men As WomenFrank is awaiting the arrival of his grandfather from Australia.
Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 4Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell, but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. Madge is convinced that her house is haunted and is refusing to sleep in her bedroom, but luckily Granville discovers Gastric has a hidden dark side with spiritual powers that could solve the mystery and impress Madge. Meanwhile, Mrs Hussein takes a shine to Leroy and wants to know what they keep behind the counter for special customers.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 30 - The UninvitedLuke throws a party, but doesn't invite Dixon, who decides to pump the Watsons' house full of poltergeists! The uninvited guests take over, and carry Resus off. Can they be stopped before they throw him into the Underlands?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 6 - Ingenious InventorsA look at some of history's most ingenious inventors, as we take in everything from the invention of the wheel to the crisp.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Compassionate SocietyHacker learns that a recently opened hospital has no doctors or patients, but 500 administrative staff working for it. He demands that either the hospital lets in patients or he will shut it down. Sir Humphrey will not let his fellow civil servants go, so it is time to get some help.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 5Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn.
The Goon Show
Series 7, Episode 15 - The Rent CollectorsNeddie Seagoon is sent to claim back thousands in arrears, but he falls in the water. Luckily, Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty are there to help for a fee.
David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 3This final episode looks at how Sir David's career moved on from sitcoms to lead roles in comedy dramas like The Darling Buds Of May and Porterhouse Blue, through to crime with A Touch Of Frost and historical dramas like All The King's Men.
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Look And LoveRob enters a modelling competition and Lily is determined he will win using 'the look'. Martha practices dating, only her lovestruck date Rufus doesn't know it's just pretend.
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 6 - Family MattersFamily Matters looks back at the roles of Grandad and Uncle Albert and explores how over the years, the family expanded to include wives, partners and children.
Russell Howard: Right Here, Right Now
TV broadcast of the 2011 stand-up show from acclaimed, energetic comic Russell Howard.
Ripping Yarns
Three episodes.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 6 - Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham, Phil WangMischievous regular Joe Lycett hosts, and introduces the brilliant Ivo Graham and uniquely eccentric Phil Wang to the stage.
No Offence
Series 3, Episode 3Election day looms and the team is on high alert, as Beckett's reign of terror appears to be escalating when an elderly Jewish man is found dead in a graveyard. The team is right on Beckett's tail, and a meeting between getaway driver Dennis and Beckett promises to be the key to capturing him.
A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 5James Corden and the boys are joined by England netball coach Tracey Neville, long-distance legend Mo Farah and funnyman Rob Beckett.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Highlights Special - Best BitsHilarious highlights from the latest series, hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. With guests Jack Dee, Jedward, Sarah Millican, Amy Childs, Micky Flanagan, Jack Whitehall, Charlie Brooker and Gok Wan.
Wonderdate
Pilot by Tim Key, in which he retraces his steps the day after a date.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
Kevin Bridges - The Story Continues
Young Scottish stand-up comic Kevin Bridges performs his second live tour in front of a packed-out Glasgow arena crowd.
Red Dwarf
Series XII, Episode 3 - TimewaveA ship from the 23rd century is washed up from the past and the Dwarfers run into a crew where criticism is illegal. How will Rimmer cope?
Plum House
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Rather Risky RambleTom returns from a team building course in London to find the Plum House team have been bickering in his absence.
Celebrity Juice
Series 20, Episode 3Joining the panel this time are the king of chat Jonathan Ross, actor and pop star Kate Nash, former EastEnders star Sid Owen and TV presenter Rylan Clark-Neal.
Sick Of It
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofaKarl and Norma are holding a wake at the house. So what better time for a delivery man to rock up with the new sofa?
Newsjack
Series 19, Episode 3Angela Barnes, Luke Kempner, Katie Norris and Joe Barnes present the crowdsourced sketch show.
Sick Of It
Series 1, Episode 2 - The ScreamA crying baby takes Karl on a mad journey that leads him to a surprising realisation.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 4 - Pardon MeBlanco's parole hearing is imminent and it looks like he will be successful, but he's not happy. Convicted of killing his wife, he's always denied he committed the crime. Why should he accept the parole board's decision that he's done his time and paid his penance when he's innocent?
Red Dwarf
Series XII, Episode 4 - MechocracyWhen all the machines onboard Red Dwarf go on strike a Presidential election is held between Rimmer and Kryten to look after their rights.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 13, Episode 4 - Lily Allen, Riz Ahmed, Gemma Chan, Jason Manford, Jonas BlueJonathan Ross is joined by Brit award-winning singer Lily Allen ahead of her explosive new autobiography, plus one of the biggest breakout British actors of the moment, Riz Ahmed, star of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Venom and Four Lions. Plus actress Gemma Chan and comedian Jason Manford. Music from a man with platinum singles in over 20 countries, Jonas Blue, performing his smash hit Rise.
Just Like A Woman
A repeat of this 1992 film.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
Nick Revell: BrokenDreamCatcher
Series 1, Episode 3 - Nick Revell V Lily, Evil Cat Queen Of Earth Planet And The Laughing FridgeAnything can happen when master storyteller Nick Revell combines comedy with magical realism.
Hut 33
Series 1, Episode 6 - Oh Brother Where Art Thou?Archie is looking forward to seeing his brother who is back on leave, but conflicts of faith threaten to intervene. Gordon is worried about the afterlife and discovers Minka has a religious past, whilst Joshua's idea of faith is confused.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 15Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game, with Sean Lock and Henning Wehn who take on special guest captain Bill Bailey with Jessica Hynes. Susie Dent is joined by Tom Allen in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - The Frog & The PussycatJoan longs for a new life. Reg has found her a job as a charlady but it's not entirely suitable as her employer has a very different idea about her responsibilities. Meanwhile, Del wants to become a movie producer.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 6Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and guests appear on a highlights edition of the show.
Football Genius
Episode 1 - West Bromwich Albion v WimbledonIn this week's big match, Paul Sinha's team of AFC Wimbledon supporters take on Sam Quek's side of West Bromwich Albion fans but which team manager will be lifting the Football Genius trophy at full time?
The Young Postmen
Episode 4, Everest (The Mountain): Fearing the sack, Derek goes mountaineering to prove he's employable.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 5James Corden and the boys are joined by England netball coach Tracey Neville, long-distance legend Mo Farah and funnyman Rob Beckett.
Have I Got News For You
Series 52, Episode 2Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Stephen Mangan and guest panellists Ruth Davidson MSP and Henning Wehn.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 4In this show, captain Sean Lock and Vic Reeves take on captain Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. David O'Doherty joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the letters and numbers.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, New Year Special - MillenniumA new year approaches - but not just any new year; a new century and a new millennium. Linda's disappointed to learn that the party she was going to has been 'cancelled', but at least Tom's got one of his own to host.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 7Tim Westwood, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty and Matthew Crosby debate the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.
Sick Of It
Series 1, Episode 1 - The SofaKarl and Norma are holding a wake at the house. So what better time for a delivery man to rock up with the new sofa?
White Cargo
A repeat of this 1973 film.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sorry Pal, Wrong NumberArthur's new gambling venture involves Terry taking on the prestigious task of guarding three public telephone boxes.
Bottom Live 2003: Weapons Grade Y-Fronts Tour
Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson journey through space and time inside Eddie's lavatorial time machine.
Sick Of It
Series 1, Episode 2 - The ScreamA crying baby takes Karl on a mad journey that leads him to a surprising realisation.
Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 5Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs Fin Taylor.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 4, Episode 8Jessica Hynes, Wes Borg, Deirdre O'Kane and Chris Addison take their seats at the table with Alan to discuss a diverse range of topics including operatic aspirations, broken appendages, and top tips on how to deal with brash Americans.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 1 - Kind Hearts And CoronetsThe Moons' bleak mood is brightened by royal wedding fever.
Roast Battle
Series 1, Episode 6Featuring a battle between father and son Mark Steel and Elliot Steel, also Jayde Adams vs. Alex Edelman.
W1A
Series 2, Episode 4On the verge of leaving the BBC, Lucy has been persuaded to take on a new job as Head of Inclusivity.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 11 - Bobby And Harriet At The Comedy StoreMarried couple, Harriet Kemsley and Bobby Mair, are tonight's hosts from the legendary Comedy Store as they perform their own individual stand-up sets and introduce the amazing Rhys James.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 7 - Stones of DestinyLovejoy invites a suspicious Charlotte away for a weekend, but their trip to Wales turns out to be a hunt for a murderer.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 4, Episode 7Actor and comedian Catherine Tate, Pointless creator and co-presenter Richard Osman and Wild Things host Kate Humble are the latest guests on Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Episode 5 - Scotch MistA strange killer mist surrounds Darkplace, tartanning the hides of unwary travellers while phantom bagpipes play on, regardless. Dr. Rick Dagless M.D. must face more than the music as he unravels the secret behind its sudden appearance. The answer, when it comes, lies a little too close to home, even though Romford would seem a safe enough distance from Glenrothes.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 7Jo Brand, Nick Helm, Jordan Stephens from Rizzle Kicks and Louis Walsh take part in the panel show.
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 6, Episode 3With Frankie Boyle, Vanessa Feltz, Lee Mack and ex-Hollyoaks star Matt Littler.
Happy Go Lovely
A repeat of this 1951 film.
Snap
Series 1, Episode 4Doug's mum is 70, but Molly thinks he'll never manage the party and present without her.
Plum House
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Rather Risky RambleTom returns from a team building course in London to find the Plum House team have been bickering in his absence.