Schedule Thursday 20th September 2018
7:20am3 min
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 5A light switch, fortune cookie, traffic lights and a bottle are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
5pm30 min
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 5 - TeenealogySnobby Ollie mocks Mr Malone's ancestry, inspiring the gang to teach him a lesson. Then when Ollie discovers he's actually related to Mr Malone, his dreams begin to unravel.
6pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
6pm15 min
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 28 - Hen-Emy Of The StateDanger Mouse is left gadget-less when an unappreciated Squawk leaves the Danger Agency to work for tech genius Elon Muskrat.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Plum House
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Rather Risky RambleTom returns from a team building course in London to find the Plum House team have been bickering in his absence.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Reluctant TravellerNurse Gladys Emmanuel and Arkwright are finally going to spend the night together at a hotel... with an over-tight money belt.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
8pm
(repeat)
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 2 - Deals And MisdemeanoursDeals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.
8pm
(repeat)
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 4, Episode 2The fact-busting fun continues as Lee Mack is joined by broadcaster Sara Cox, MasterChef presenter Gregg Wallace and comedian Rhod Gilbert.
9pm
(repeat)
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 1 - Brothers In ArmsBrothers In Arms explores the relationship between Del and Rodney Trotter which is at the heart of each of the 64 episodes.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Jamali Maddix, Michelle WolfAustralian comedy star and host of Channel 4's The Last Leg, Adam Hills hosts as he introduces US comic Michelle Wolf and sharp-witted Jamali Maddix to the stage.
9pm60 min
No Offence
Series 3, Episode 2Killer Beckett's next target is Manchester's children and Viv and the team must track down the poisoned batch of halal meat that Beckett has unleashed on the city before it's too late. In the hunt to get closer to Beckett, Dinah attempts to win the trust of the undercover cop in the midst of the far-right group Beckett used to be involved in - and uncovers explosive secrets
9pm60 min
A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 4There's a performance James calls the greatest in ALOTO history this week, as Jamie and Romesh rap out Stormzy's Big for Your Boots. The guests are Rob Beckett, Roisin Conaty and footballer Patrice Evra.
9:45pm15 min
Nick Helm: The Killing Machine
Sam wants to be a killing machine and boxing coach Donny might well be the man to train him. A buddy comedy about friendship, standing up for yourself and bringing the pain.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 3 - Friday The 14thDel's weekend fishing trip to Boycie's country cottage strangely coincides with a local restaurant owner's need for cheap fish. On the journey they are stopped by the police who inform them of an escaped killer who is believed to be in the vicinity. They arrive at the empty cottage with a sense of foreboding...
10pm
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
A selection of three episodes of the sci-fi sitcom.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 20, Episode 2 - The Power Cut SpecialJoining the panel this week are TV legend Eamonn Holmes, X Factor winners Rak-Su, Corrie's Cath Tyldesley and comedian Joel Dommett. Plus John Thomson as, er, Eamonn Holmes...
10:30pm30 min
Newsjack
Series 19, Episode 2Angela Barnes, Ciaran Dowd, Róisín O'Mahony and Luke Kempner take on the news.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
11pm30 min
Nick Revell: BrokenDreamCatcher
Series 1, Episode 2 - Vladimir Putin's Bottom Is MissingWhat Valdimir Putin and Angela Merkel have in common turns out to be more than a shared interest in The Archers.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 3 - Prison VisitorAfter reading a newspaper feature about a lonely prisoner, Linda pens a love letter to the "gorgeous hunk". Tom's not convinced, and downright shocked when she gets a visiting order back - from notorious serial killer Freddie 'The Stick' Windrush!
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 10Martin Clunes hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Bernard Cribbins and Jennifer Saunders.
Midnight
(repeat)
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 12Russell talks to award-winning comedian Sarah Millican, and there's stand-up from Mae Martin.