Schedule Saturday 15th September 2018

Mr Bean

Mr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs ... and flies and slugs and mice.

Lucky Feller

It's Mother's Day, so Shorty has arranged for he, mum and Randy to take a trip down to Brighton. Unfortunately their train breaks down en route, but Shorty's more than enamoured with the female company they're sharing their compartment with.

Lucky Feller

It's Mother's Day, so Shorty has arranged for he, mum and Randy to take a trip down to Brighton. Unfortunately their train breaks down en route, but Shorty's more than enamoured with the female company they're sharing their compartment with.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

It's the famous Beanotown Freewheeler Derby! During practice, the gang realise Walter's go-cart is especially speedy. Worried that Walter will beat his record, Dennis creates a lighter, faster cart but loses control and injures himself. It is up to Rubi's wheelchair know how and Dennis' carting skills to win the race.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever more outlandish weapons.

Danger Mouse

When Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a rescue mission to a mysterious island Danger Mouse's over-competitiveness borders on criminal.

Lovejoy

A selection of episodes from the third series.

The Zoo

Rumours are spreading around the zoo that a mystery animal is due to arrive. But who could it be?

Lucky Feller

Shy Shorty plucks up courage to ask his new-found girlfriend Kath out for the evening - and has thought of a place to have a special meal...

Boj

Boj, Denzil and Gavin become heroes for the day! They rescue the residents of Giggly Park from a variety of mishaps and create a game they can all play happily together.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!

Class Dismissed

Mr Christopher's been given a promotion, Mrs Winstone's calling in her library loans, Mr Capp's asleep in the playground and art teacher Mr Rhomb is nowhere to be seen... just an average Tuesday at Dockbridge High.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

A leaky washing machine is only the start of the Barnes's problems. Peter's attempt to acquire the necessary replacement part is easier said than done, especially with British Rail involved.

Bitz & Bob

Police Chief Bevel has his hands full trying to stop rowdy rascals Zip and Pop on their noise-making spree in Craft City.

The Likely Lads

Bob discovers that Terry is co-habiting with a Finnish beauty called Christina.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Peter's lined up for best man duties, but first he needs a suit. Then there's the small matter of getting to the church on time.

Porterhouse Blue

Comedy set in a crusty Cambridge college challenged by change.

Mr Bean

Mrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain.

The South Bank Show

Melvyn Bragg looks back on The South Bank Show appearance of John Bird and John Fortune, two of England's finest satirists.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean's car has broken down and he is late meeting Irma at the opera. Bean finally arrives, but is refused entry because of his filthy attire. Forced to borrow some clothes from the local launderette, Bean is mistaken for the star of the show, and ends up on the stage giving the operatic performance of a lifetime!

Lucky Feller

Now that his dreams are about to come true, Shorty is absolutely terrified about the events to come. It's almost as though he knew in advance what was about to happen...

Justin's House

When everybody decides to dress up as superheroes, Robert is disappointed because he doesn't have a costume. Can Robert save the day without one? Guest starring Sid Sloane and Rebecca Keatley.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Peter's caught up in the officiousness of trade unionism when a repair man at his firm spots him, a white collared worker, turning a conveyor belt on and off. Matters are set to only get worse as the shop steward arrives.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

Simon and Evie take Waffle for a walk and bump into Evie's friend Anaya and her mum, AJ. An overenthusiastic Waffle drags Simon through the park, soaking him under a sprinkler.

Stop The Press

This week Jo is joined by the blisteringly hot new comedian Donald Alexander, who'll be using his experience as a primary school teacher to help seal a victory against Gary's team - but one of the strongest journalists in the country has been called in to defend the Press' honour; it's a Stop The Press debut for the formidable Kirsty Wark.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack and Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc and Freddie Flintoff test some facts.

Little Roy

When Becky surprises Roy, he accidentally swallows the TV remote.

Little Roy

Roy wishes he was the leader of something. He daydreams about commanding a troop of little Little Roys, but the mini soldiers escape from his thought bubble. Roy orders them to do his chores, but they go on strike and start messing up the house. Will Roy learn how to work with them before they destroy Bill's precious jigsaw?

The Unbelievable Truth

David Mitchell is joined by Alex Horne, Lucy Beaumont, John Finnemore and Jack Dee as they lie on subjects as varied as birds, witches, pubs and shoes.

On The Beat

A lowly car park attendant at Scotland Yard dreams of becoming a policeman like his father, but his determination to prove his worth leads to chaos.

The News Quiz

Susan Calman takes the guest host chair this week and is joined by Hugo Rifkind, Mark Steel, Jen Brister and Jayde Adams. Jokes and acronyms aplenty with stories featuring the ERG, the TUC and the PRB.

Second Thoughts

Episode 2.2, Overtaken By Events: Hannah is driving her mother round the bend and Joe is discovering girls.

Hank Zipzer

Mr Rock is holding a sponsored school sleepover and it's the best thing ever... or at least it would be if Hank didn't also have to find time to make up for years of lousy Mother's Days by making his mum the perfect present.

Rock & Chips

Christmas is coming and money is tight in the Trotter household. Reg and Ted are still their usual workshy selves. It's only Del who is bringing in any cash, from his market stall dealings in American imported records.

So Awkward

Lily's gut instinct tells her that fellow pupil Carla fancies Rob. Rob denies this but Lily sets out to prove her gut instinct is correct with the help of Martha.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the second series of the time-travel sitcom.

Hank Zipzer

A selection of episodes from the second series of the children's sitcom by and starring Henry Winkler.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Bitz & Bob

Bob can't go to his friend Phoebe's party because she has measles.

Carry On Loving

Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.

Go Jetters

The Go Jetters visit London on New Year's Eve, but Big Ben is missing. To the Vroomster!

Go Jetters

The geysers in Iceland are blocked - Glitch is to blame and it could cause an earthquake. Go Jetters go!

Still Open All Hours

Granville buys a large display item to inject sunshine into shop life on the day of Kevin's wedding. However, Kevin is the world's most reluctant bridegroom.

Blankety Blank

Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.

Heavens Above!

1963 film starring Peter Sellers as a socially progressive vicar who is appointed by mistake to a wealthy parish.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of five episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Carry On, Constable

Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.

The Dog Ate My Homework

Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Tiah and Noah and special guests Matthew Crosby, Lauren Layfield, Dominique Moore and Saima Chowdhury.

Blankety Blank

Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.

Dad's Army

Guarding a vital telephone link, the platoon are horrified to wake up the morning after an air raid to discover a bomb tangled in the wires right outside their hut.

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the lie-based panel game.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs ... and flies and slugs and mice.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever more outlandish weapons.

Diddy TV

Diddy Dom explores his past on a pogo stick in Great Pogo Stick Journeys, it's the grand finale of celebrity diving show Splosh, and will someone win the jackpot in TV's easiest gameshow, The Answer is Always Sausage?

Outnumbered

Grandad is ill, which brings Auntie Angela and her new friend over from America.

Meet The Adebanjos

Sade and Gladys clash when Sade decides she doesn't want to wear traditional African clothes at her college's cultural day.

Meet The Adebanjos

Funke fails her first aid test at the café and hatches a plan to keep her job. Bayo and Tobi came up with a creative scheme after Gladys cancels their Sky Sports subscription.

Father Ted

The fearsome Bishop Brennan drops by the parochial house in order to task Ted and Dougal with picketing a new film, The Passion Of Saint Tibulus.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.

Jason Manford Live: First World Problems

TV broadcast of Jason Manford's 2014 live stand-up DVD, First World Problems.

Have I Got News For You

Guest host Richard Osman and guest panellists Dan Snow and Mark Steel join in the topical quiz.

The Catherine Tate Show

Nan appears on Paul O'Grady's teatime show and broadcasts her horrible views to the nation. The Aga Saga Woman takes a wrong turn into Tottenham and Lauren refuses to speak French for a French oral exam.

Live At The Apollo

Irish comedy star Ed Byrne hosts this episode, introducing the fantastic Angela Barnes and the wonderful Geoff Norcott to the world-famous Apollo stage.

Father Ted

Ted's excited. He thinks he's got a good chance of winning the all-priests lookalike show this year. Sadly, neither Jack nor Dougal are particularly inventive souls...

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson select their favourite bits from the last series for this special compilation show.

Jack Dee - So What? Live

A TV broadcast of Jack Dee's 2013 stand-up show, his first in six years.

Mock The Week

With guests guests Kevin Bridges, Ed Byrne and Chris Addison.

The Lee Mack Show

The cocky northern scamp joins Tom Robinson for another half hour of quickfire buffoonery.

Celebrity Juice

Keith Lemon is joined by Love Island winners Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham and friend of the show Paddy McGuinness, as well as captains Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby, for a 10th birthday special. Plus, for the first time on TV, Dani and Jack will be joined by her dad, Cockney legend Danny Dyer!

A League Of Their Own

David Walliams, Helen Skelton and Adam Peaty join the line-up as the ALOTO gang head to the pool.

Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game

East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.

The Catherine Tate Show

Lauren almost gets married, Derek gets a massage, Georgie does another fund raiser - this time for dwarves, Janice & Ray talk about a sandwich with no bread, Nan's sister comes over from Spain and Essex couple Paul & Sam return with more laughs.

The Richest Man In Britain

Trillionnaire rocker Dave Mabbutt finds the perfect excuse to get rid of shed-loads of cash when his mum is taken hostage.

British Sitcom: 60 Years Of Laughing At Ourselves

Documentary celebrating the history of British television sitcom.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.

Grn Scrn Gr8s

Nathan Bryon, Jose The Comedian, Danielle Vitalis and Jimmy James Jones play Simon London's games.

Bottom

Eddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?

Russell Kane

TV version of Russell Kane's 2015-released stand-up show.

Simon Evans Goes To Market

Some people say sugar could be the new tobacco - exposed as a health risk that's been knowingly concealed for decades.

Play To The Whistle

The regulars are joined by presenter and journalist Piers Morgan, England rugby star Danny Cipriani and comedian Katherine Ryan.

Ricky Gervais: Science

TV broadcast of the fourth hit live stand-up show and DVD from Ricky Gervais. Topics include religion, racism and obesity.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.

Number 6

This show features comedy from Axel Blake and A.D.E (Africans Do Everything).

Mark Thomas - The Manifesto

Comedian-activist Mark Thomas collates policies suggested by his studio audience into a People's Manifesto.

Bottom Live: The Big Number Two Tour

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmundson reprise their roles as anarchic flatmates Richie and Eddie on stage. The duo invite the Queen to dinner.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey is asked to stand as a councillor, but his mother is taken ill. Maggie announces that she is pregnant.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.

Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing

TV broadcast of Josh Widdicombe's 2013 stand-up DVD.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game with Jon Richardson and Phil Wang who take on guest captain Russell Howard and Roisin Conaty. Nick Helm is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Have I Got News For You

Alexander Armstrong hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and guest panellists Godfrey Bloom and Victoria Coren Mitchell.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey reluctantly enters the political arena, running for election alongside Major Saxby in an eventful campaign.

On The Buses

Stan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game with Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson taking on Jon Richardson and Jayde Adams. David Baddiel joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

On The Buses

Money is tight at home, so both Arthur and Stan investigate ways of increasing their income. Arthur's been repairing his motorbike and the pair wonder if there's someone out there gullible enough to buy it.

Confessions From The David Galaxy Affair

Playboy David Galaxy has to prove himself against both the law and "the only woman in the world who's never had an orgasm".

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Filthy Rich & Catflap

After their TV-am exposure, Richie and Eddie are instructed at trial to find employment outside of showbusiness. Ralph, meanwhile, is sentenced to death!

Father Ted

The fearsome Bishop Brennan drops by the parochial house in order to task Ted and Dougal with picketing a new film, The Passion Of Saint Tibulus.

Nathan Barley

Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.

Father Ted

Ted's excited. He thinks he's got a good chance of winning the all-priests lookalike show this year. Sadly, neither Jack nor Dougal are particularly inventive souls...

Nathan Barley

Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.