Schedule Wednesday 12th September 2018
10am30 min
The Luke McQueen Pilots
Episode 2 - Sex With My FatherAfter the abortive end to his first pilot, Luke tries his hand at a comedy travelogue.
10:45am15 min
Subterranean Homesick Blues
Series 3, Episode 3When John fears imminent death Maggie diagnoses corns but their trip to buy new shoes leaves Maggie staring at the abyss.
6pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 2 - Ashes To AshesWhen Trigger's grandmother dies, the Trotters attend the funeral and Del agrees to sell off some of her possessions. These include a couple of precious urns, one of which, on inspection, appears to contain the ashes of Trig's grandfather. They need to dispose of them in a fitting way.
6:30pm
Rob Newman's Total Eclipse Of Descartes
Episode 1 - The InheritanceIn a world gone crazy, can philosophy help? One of Britain's finest comedians pieces together a unique approach for our times by unpicking 3,000 years of thought.
6:40pm
(repeat)
Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 2Granville is having a cut-price sale but only on old stock, not the boiled ham or new inflatable underwear support system that are getting a special Arkwright promotion. Meanwhile, there's an air of romance around as Mrs Featherstone takes a shine to new resident Mr Newbold; a former patient of Nurse returns; and Mavis has a plan to invite Granville to her house for coffee.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Still Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3Granville discovers a gap in the shop's security, and a cherry picker arrives in the street, which gives Madge terrible anxiety. Meanwhile, Eric and Kath decide to do something together, and Gastric enjoys the home cooking of a nearby neighbour, which ruins Granville's plans to get him together with Madge... will he find a solution?
8pm
(repeat)
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 3 - Friends And EnemiesThis episode explores the characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world including Trigger, Boycie, Denzil and Del's arch enemy DCI Slater.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:30pm30 min
Upstart Crow
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Prick Us, Do We Not Bleed?Will is writing The Merchant of Venice. And who better to play Shylock than Wolf Hall, a brilliant actor with some surprising views about who wrote Will's plays.
9pm
(repeat)
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 4 - Peckham And BeyondPeckham And Beyond looks at the area that was at the heart of the comedy and what happened when the cast and crew got out of the studio and filmed on location in Monaco, Margate and Miami.
9pm60 min
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 2 - My Eyes Are CirclesPhil Wang makes ogres poignant despite his eye-catching costume, Jessica Knappett beautifully mimics a funny noise and James Acaster finds various circles. Alex Horne carefully records it all for his beloved boss, Greg Davies.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
10pm
(repeat)
Motherland
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Pool PartyA children's pool party in the UK is not the most glamorous of experiences. Luckily Julia is just dropping the kids off so she can prepare for an important event later that evening.
10pm
(repeat)
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 1 - I Call Mine SallyDave Gorman shreds some naughty magazines and helps a gerbil fulfill its destiny!
10pm30 min
Hang Ups
Episode 6Mounting pressure from Neil forces Richard to make big decisions without Karen's knowledge. Arguments over Maggie's future culminate in them realising she is in fact missing, and clients unexpectedly turning up on the doorstep leaves Richard wondering if maybe he shouldn't have enjoyed himself quite so much at Ricky's party.
10:30pm30 min
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 9 - John Robins At The Comedy StoreTonight's host John Robins is joined by the always wonderful Felicity Ward, the hilarious Brennan Reece and the cheeky Geordie Lauren Pattison at the legendary Comedy Store.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 5 - Hal Cruttenden, Justin Moorhouse, Tom StadeHal Cruttenden is in charge this week, with guest performers Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade.
10:45pm
(repeat)
The Imitation Game
Episode 2Joining Rory and Debra on the teams this week are Jon Culshaw and Christina Bianco, with special guest Julian Clary.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 2 - Josh Widdicombe, Celia Pacquola, Nathan CatonThis week, star of the BBC sitcom Josh, and The Last Leg, Josh Widdicombe, hosts as he introduces the brilliant Nathan Caton and Australian comic Celia Pacquola to the stage.
11pm15 min
Woof - Chris Neill
Woof - True Tales Of Romance And Failure, Episode 2 - It's All In A NameIs kitchen matchmaking on the cards?
11:15pm
(repeat)
Domestic Science
Series 1, Episode 3The surprising musicality of Hot Chocolate is demonstrated, we find out when stats are funny and provide a lullaby to time travel to.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Bad Move
Series 1, Episode 6 - Party TimeNicky and Steve decide to put a brave face on things and invite all their old friends from Leeds for a long-overdue housewarming party.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 5 - Saturday Night DivaHorrified to realise it's Saturday night and he's not got anything planned, Tom rushes out for an evening at one of London's top gay clubs in the hope of meeting someone. Back at Paradist Passage, Linda takes the opportunity to invite Jez round for a drink or twelve.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 3Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Stephen Merchant and panellists Hal Cruttenden and Gabby Logan.