Schedule Monday 10th September 2018

Twirlywoos

The Box brings them a rainy cloud, which makes the Boat wet too!

Flying The Flag

Episode 2, Weather Problems: Eastern Bloc dissidents seeking refuge descend on the British Embassy.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

When Dennis finds Professor Screwtop's time machine in the lab, he can't resist using it without reading the instructions, and starts a chain of events that lead to Gnashersaurus rex's rampaging through Beanotown! How is Dennis going to set things right without bumping into other versions of himself and destroying the space time continuum?

Porterhouse Blue

The new Master, Sir Godber, is in self-congratulatory mood. His plans to impose change on Porterhouse appear to have the College's traditionalist Fellows over a barrel.

In response, the Dean and Sir Cathcart D'Eath bring in investigative journalist and former Porterhouse student Cornelius Carrington to help fight their corner.
Zipser emerges from a drunken stupor in possession of four gross of contraceptives, and his inflationary measures to dispose of them provide the ageing Skullion with a memorably athletic night.

However, far more shattering developments are in store for the loyal college porters.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's plan to hold a surprise party for Professor Squawkencluck is undone when the Baron releases killer birthday presents into the world.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Josie Lawrence and Julian Clary try to talk on given subjects without hesitation, repetition or deviation.

Go Jetters

It is a very foggy day, and the Golden Gate Bridge foghorns are missing. Can the Go Jetters help?

Class Dismissed

The writing is on the wall as someone gets into trouble for graffiting, and Mr Konnundrum gets an unusual pet.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Lucky Feller

When the machines at the launderette break down and start spewing out soap suds on a Sunday afternoon, Shorty and Randy are hired by the owner to get his 'automated, computerised' system running again. Not a good time for the truth to be revealed about Randy and Kath!

It Sticks Out Half A Mile

The fancy dress night is going well... until Mrs Pike and Miss Perkins arrive wearing the same costumes.

Minder

Arthur takes on some hired help when Terry is injured, and unwittingly finds himself mixed up in drug dealing.

Justin's House

A snow monster has been spotted up Monster Mountain. Justin decides to go exploring to try to spot the snow monster for himself.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Having been booked in 1994 after a drinking spree in 1941, time-traveller Gary is due to appear in court. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and maybe even his wife.

Lucky Feller

It's a night out on the town for the Mepsteads. Mum's going to bingo, Randy to see what he can find on a pub-crawl, and Shorty has a wonderful surprise in store for Kath.

Wordaholics

Gyles Brandreth chairs the word-obsessed comedy panel show. Milton Jones, Natalie Haynes, Lloyd Langford and Robin Ince show off their knowledge of words.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary's fictional job with Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it's not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening. For love to find a way, he needs more than a little bit of luck, and a very large stomach.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

The Barnes' are forced to deal with Sheila's argumentative family when her aunt dies. After a series of mishaps at the wake and dealing with a grasping vicar, Peter's very surprised to discover that they've been left an old piano.

Sooty

Soo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.

King Street Junior

A big fund-raising concert is planned and there's a Russian supply teacher on the way.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man practising his tennis strokes using a machine to shoot the balls to him.

Lovejoy

When looking in Frankie's scrapyard for a replacement back indicator lamp for his pickup truck, Lovejoy is persuaded to buy a rusty old cannon, too.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Auntie lets Smiler try some home-made wine.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 20th and 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is shocked when Teddy receives a birthday card from Bean's girlfriend.

Lucky Feller

In high excitement, Shorty Mepstead has asked Kath and her parents to Sunday dinner. He plans to make a Very Important Announcement...

Mr Bean

Mr Bean's landlady is hopping mad when she finds mole hills on her lovely croquet lawn.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

It Sticks Out Half A Mile

The fancy dress night is going well... until Mrs Pike and Miss Perkins arrive wearing the same costumes.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Sheila's suddenly desperate to move home. She's never been happy living in their current home - apparently! All this is news to Peter, who's forced to engage with local estate agents.

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

This episode examines the process writer John Sullivan and cast and crew went through - from the script to the live recording - to create each episode of Only Fools....

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.

4 O'Clock Club

Lizzie's lunchtime science club has disastrous consequences when Eli and Owen decide to join.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man practising his tennis strokes using a machine to shoot the balls to him.

Millie Inbetween

Dad, Amber and co move into a bigger flat - with an extra bedroom. But when Fran, Jake and the girls clash over who will have the new room, Millie and Lauren feel pushed out and decide the answer is to stay permanently at mum's house.

'Allo 'Allo!

When Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...

Porridge

Fletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...

Only Fools And Horses

Del enters an old painting of Rodney's in to a competition and unexpectedly wins a holiday for three. Unfortunately for Rodney, his painting came first in the under 15 category... Del decides not to tell anyone and deal with it once they get out there.

Minder

Ex-con Ernie leaves prison after fourteen years with a quarter of a million stashed away in a bank. Enter the ever-helpful Arthur.

Zig And Zag

In an attempt to raise enough cash to eat at the fanciest restaurant in Burbia, Zig and Zag set up their own fancy restaurant.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Having been booked in 1994 after a drinking spree in 1941, time-traveller Gary is due to appear in court. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and maybe even his wife.

Strange Hill High

Faced with last-minute completion of a history project he was not aware had been set, Mitchell heads straight for the library - and Becky and Templetone get sucked into the mobst boring book in the world.

Diddy TV

Featuring fat cat drama in Downton Moggy. Also, join Holly Willoughay and Holly Willoughby for Surprise Surprise Surprise Surprise.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary's fictional job with Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it's not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening. For love to find a way, he needs more than a little bit of luck, and a very large stomach.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Auntie lets Smiler try some home-made wine.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 20th and 21st series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Wordaholics

Gyles Brandreth chairs the word-obsessed comedy panel show. Milton Jones, Natalie Haynes, Lloyd Langford and Robin Ince show off their knowledge of words.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey is asked to stand as a councillor, but his mother is taken ill. Maggie announces that she is pregnant.

King Street Junior

A big fund-raising concert is planned and there's a Russian supply teacher on the way.

Last Of The Summer Wine

The telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz has created a super strawberry, dreamy creamy, nicely icely, bake-a-licious cake that is so tasty Bob suggests she makes more so she can sell them to the whole world.

Lovejoy

When looking in Frankie's scrapyard for a replacement back indicator lamp for his pickup truck, Lovejoy is persuaded to buy a rusty old cannon, too.

Flying The Flag

Episode 2, Weather Problems: Eastern Bloc dissidents seeking refuge descend on the British Embassy.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Clegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Josie Lawrence and Julian Clary try to talk on given subjects without hesitation, repetition or deviation.

'Allo 'Allo!

When Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...

Still Open All Hours

A selection of three episodes of the cornershop sitcom sequel.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse is in the midst of foiling Quark's latest plot, which involves auctioning off the nice bits of the world and compact crushing the rest...

Laughter In Paradise

Comedy about four people who face tough challenges as set out in a relative's will.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag turn Zogly Manor into a mobile home and head to the coast for sun, sea and surfing shenanigans.

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Frank has great difficulty in trying to find a doctor to tend to his poorly mother-in-law.

Scream Street

The Underlands reaches its maximum 'evil' capacity and pure evil starts to ooze out.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is shocked when Teddy receives a birthday card from Bean's girlfriend.

Meet The Adebanjos

Sade and Gladys clash when Sade decides she doesn't want to wear traditional African clothes at her college's cultural day.

Horrible Histories

Outlandish Georgian beauty tips, a Roman Galley safety announcement and made-up monsters and bizarre cures for the Black Death from the Measly Middle Ages are just some of the comedy treats featured in this week's feast of funny historical sketches.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean's landlady is hopping mad when she finds mole hills on her lovely croquet lawn.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.

Meet The Adebanjos

Funke fails her first aid test at the café and hatches a plan to keep her job. Bayo and Tobi came up with a creative scheme after Gladys cancels their Sky Sports subscription.

It Sticks Out Half A Mile

The fancy dress night is going well... until Mrs Pike and Miss Perkins arrive wearing the same costumes.

Only Fools And Horses

Del has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.

Doc Martin

Doctor Ellingham raises the ire of the Portwenn community when he suggests the water supply may be to blame for an outbreak of violent diarrhea in the vilage.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Doc Martin

It's the Portwenn Players dance, an auspicious event in the village's social calendar. PC Mark's male worries are exaccerbated when Louise invites him to go. Martin heads up to the moor to see ranger Stewart.

Benidorm

Is Pauline pregnant, who's the daddy? Cue the Oracle's golden opportunity to hone his sleuthing skills. Billy gets some life changing advice and the staff feel the heat at the Solana Psychic convention. The boys bank on a profitable trip to the casino.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at Turkey's decision to bomb a Russian plane, filibustering and Norway's novel way to educate students about STDs.

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the lie-based panel game.

A League Of Their Own

The third leg of Jack, Jamie and Freddie's epic road trip takes them to Miami, where they are set the ultimate deep-sea fishing goal: to catch a shark.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

In tonight's episode, it's a trip down memory lane to revisit the best bits from the past series of 8 Out Of 10 Cats with host Jimmy Carr, team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock and a host of celebrity guests.

Stand Up Central

Russell talks about an amusing ringtone, and answers questions on cats, wizards, and what cheers him up. His guests are Carl Donnelly and Iain Stirling.

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

Deals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Josie Lawrence and Julian Clary try to talk on given subjects without hesitation, repetition or deviation.

The Russell Howard Hour

Russell is joined by the award-winning comedian Roisin Conaty. Stand-up from Fern Brady.

Start/Stop

The three couples end up on a 'date night' together, and Evan is a surprise convert to French cinema. Meanwhile Barney tries to get his smartphone to answer some of life's big questions.

Live At The Apollo

Michael McIntyre introduces comedy from Rich Hall and Rhod Gilbert.

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

QI

With Noel Fielding, David Mitchell and Holly Walsh.

The Literary Adventures Of Mr Brown

Kurtis attempts to help Downton Abbey writer Julian Fellowes.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at Turkey's decision to bomb a Russian plane, filibustering and Norway's novel way to educate students about STDs.

Hearing With Hegley

The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley, entertains an audience with his book of verse.

Peep Show

Jeremy and Super Hans get a band manager and play a Christian rock festival. Mark comes along as their roadie, and learns how to have sex properly for the first time in his life.

Outnumbered

The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?

The Two Ronnies

Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.

Cuckoo

It's the big opening night for All Steve's Pals, with Dale determined to make it the best launch ever and show Rachel he's the kind of serious safe bet she can spend her future with.

Have I Got News For You

Ian Hislop and Paul Merton return with guest host David Mitchell. The guests are Danny Baker and Channel 4 News presenter Cathy Newman.

Peep Show

Mark gets into online gaming and live role play with Dobby and wonders whether she may be 'the one'. Meanwhile Mark and Sophie finally sort out their annulment. Jeremy joins a cult.

Plebs

Following a catastrophic industrial accident, the boys respond in their own ways: Marcus immediately seeks financial compensation, while Grumio prefers to 'go to seed' at home. Then Jason, a cheery out-of-work builder steps into their lives.

The Beauty Jungle

Comedy drama following a young woman who falls into the world of beauty contests.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

The Barnes' are forced to deal with Sheila's argumentative family when her aunt dies. After a series of mishaps at the wake and dealing with a grasping vicar, Peter's very surprised to discover that they've been left an old piano.

Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing

TV broadcast of Josh Widdicombe's 2013 stand-up DVD.

QI

With Lolly Adefope, Lee Mack and Richard Osman.

Minder

Ex-con Ernie leaves prison after fourteen years with a quarter of a million stashed away in a bank. Enter the ever-helpful Arthur.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.

Live At The Apollo

Michael McIntyre introduces comedy from Rich Hall and Rhod Gilbert.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey is asked to stand as a councillor, but his mother is taken ill. Maggie announces that she is pregnant.

Black Mountain Poets

Part-improvised comedy following con artist sisters forced to re-evaluate their lives.

Lucky Feller

It's a night out on the town for the Mepsteads. Mum's going to bingo, Randy to see what he can find on a pub-crawl, and Shorty has a wonderful surprise in store for Kath.

The Tommy Cooper Hour

Tommy Cooper stars in a series of hour-long specials dedicated to his unique and hilarious blend of comedy and magic.

Crackanory

Set in ancient Rome, a slave who works in a playwright's household helps him finish his latest opus. Little does he know he's effectively conceived his own death. Written by Tony Way, narrated by Dara O Briain.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Jonathan Ross, Dara O Briain and Alex Jones attempt to out-fact each other as startling theories are put to the test in Lee Mack's riotous panel show.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.

Crackanory

A frustrated writer fabricates an elderly relative to get time off work to start his novel. But when the doorbell goes and 'Aunt Janet' is standing on his doorstep, he realises his lie has come to life and he's got to deal with the old battle-axe for real. Written by Nico Tatarowicz, narrated by Sheridan Smith.

Wordaholics

Gyles Brandreth chairs the word-obsessed comedy panel show. Milton Jones, Natalie Haynes, Lloyd Langford and Robin Ince show off their knowledge of words.

King Street Junior

A big fund-raising concert is planned and there's a Russian supply teacher on the way.

Flying The Flag

Episode 2, Weather Problems: Eastern Bloc dissidents seeking refuge descend on the British Embassy.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Josie Lawrence and Julian Clary try to talk on given subjects without hesitation, repetition or deviation.