Schedule Sunday 9th September 2018

Mr Bean

Mr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis is mistaken for a Beanotown baddie while in disguise to sneak into 12A film. At first Dennis loves being treated like a celebrity, but as things begin to go awry his friends have to save him by revealing his real identity and capturing the real diamond-stealing baddie!

Lovejoy

Lovejoy is asked to authenticate some Chinese pottery. And Eric starts a vintage motorbike business that lands Lovejoy in hospital.

Mr Bean

A local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.

Danger Mouse

This episode sees the return of the villainous vegetarian vampire Count Duckula, who is determined to take over the world with a chorus-line of formidable dancing vegetables...

Lucky Feller

When the machines at the launderette break down and start spewing out soap suds on a Sunday afternoon, Shorty and Randy are hired by the owner to get his 'automated, computerised' system running again. Not a good time for the truth to be revealed about Randy and Kath!

To Hull And Back

Songs of Praise are paying a visit to Hull. Sophie sees this as an opportunity to start a successful singing career but neglected plumbing and a painting of Elvis at The Last Supper make an impossible task even more difficult.

The Zoo

Everyone in the zoo has a name except the newest arrival, a baby male giraffe. He'd like to chose his own name - but no one will listen.

Boj

When Denzil accidentally breaks Gavin's new toy rocket, Boj has a boj-a-boom idea to make Gavin a rocket that will actually fly and fix his buddies' friendship. Boj-a-moon!

Strange Hill High

Becky sets her heart on defeating perennial School President Stephanie Bethany. A clay sculpture of Templeton's gaining sentience appears to offer sure-fire electoral success.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch makes the Statue of Liberty fall right into the path of a passing ferry. Go Jetters, Go!

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Peter's hospitalised after a small accident in the garden damages his ankle. His doctor's nice enough, but the matron...!

Floggit's

Shopkeepers Gert and Daisy get a large dog that doesn't understand English.

Shaun The Sheep

The farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz is excited to be serving her yummy Bitz mix marmalade to lots of hungry customers at the Jungle Cafe.

Take It From Here

Eth wants a busier social life, while Jim and Bentley go to the ballet.

Porterhouse Blue

With a view to ending the new Master's regime, the Dean and Sir Cathcart D'Eath encourage television journalist Cornelius Carrington to make a documentary about the College.

They haven't reckoned on Carrington's methods, or on Skullion's gift for 'television verite'. And nobody - not even Skullion himself - has reckoned on the head porter achieving an indelible place in the history of Porterhouse.

Oh, Mr Porter!

The inept railway worker William Porter has been made station master in a small village in Northern Ireland. Starring Will Hay.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean has some unexpected guests who think he runs a hotel!

Lucky Feller

The local church needs some wiring repaired and Kath suggests to the vicar that Shorty and Randy should do it. When Shorty learns that Kath got them the job and she's waiting for them in the church, he decides that "this is the Moment" and plucks up his courage...

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

For their seventh wedding anniversary, Peter and Sheila intend to stay in the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon.

Desert Island Discs Revisited

From Bach to Sibelius, comedy writer and producer Armando Iannucci makes his castaway choices. From April 2006.

Justin's House

Now he is comfortable in his new house, Justin wants to have a housewarming party. In order to help, Robert the robot has turned the heating up to full, while Justin has forgotten to invite the guests and Little Monster is in a very cheeky mood. Will the party be ruined?

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of four episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

The Brooklyn-Bells decorate Doug's bedroom. Waffle tries to help but causes a green paint disaster and escapes into Mrs Hobbs' house next door.

Zig And Zag

After watching a superhero movie, Zig and Zag find their calling - they will become superheroes themselves.

Little Roy

Roy is delighted when Becky invites him to play with her dollhouse. However, Roy lets his imagination run away with itself and ends up breaking Becky's beloved toy.

Horrible Histories

Some Bronze Agers argue about building the world's first city, Bob Hale explains the entire history of the Renaissance, Mary Seacole sings about her Crimean hotel and William Shakespeare gets into a rap battle.

Little Roy

Roy is excited to play doctor with the new toy set Becky has given him. He makes everyone his patients, giving them health checks in exchange for biscuits. When he checks everyone's heartbeats, he's shocked. His heart is far louder and wilder than anyone else's. He does everything he can think of to calm it down, but nothing works. Will Doctor Roy learn to calm down, or will he accept that everyone's heart beats to a different drum?

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Pam Ayres, Josie Lawrence and Julian Clary try to talk on given subjects without hesitation, repetition or deviation.

Floggit's

Shopkeepers Gert and Daisy get a large dog that doesn't understand English.

Take It From Here

Eth wants a busier social life, while Jim and Bentley go to the ballet.

The Ghost Train

Comedy thriller following a disparate group of passengers who become stranded at a remote railway station overnight.

Still Open All Hours

Madge and Mavis are about to leave the area. Granville sets up a big night out in a pricey restaurant so he and Gastric can persuade their lady loves to stay.

Goodnight Sweetheart

A selection of episodes from the first series of the time-travel sitcom.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Emily Maitlis, Jack Whitehall, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci.

Hold The Sunset

Queenie appoints herself marriage counsellor to Roger and Wendy. Edith and Phil decide it's the right moment to take a weekend break. While the cats are away...

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz has created a super strawberry, dreamy creamy, nicely icely, bake-a-licious cake that is so tasty Bob suggests she makes more so she can sell them to the whole world.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.

Meet The Adebanjos

When Tobi decides he wants to quit school and Sade gets involved with online dating, Gladys and Bayo use some unconventional parenting tips to teach them a lesson.

Go Jetters

It is a very foggy day, and the Golden Gate Bridge foghorns are missing. Can the Go Jetters help?

Go Jetters

When Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.

Meet The Adebanjos

After successfully winning a parking ticket case, Bayo takes this as a sign he is called to be a lawyer. Pastor Michael convinces Funke to host a singles night at the café behind Tony's back.

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

Deals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.

Outnumbered

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the semi-improvised sitcom.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney meets an upper-crust young lady selling paintings down the market and they instantly hit it off. However, when Del finds out that she's Lady Victoria of Malebury, whose father is a cousin of the Queen, he begins to plot the couple's wedding.

Paddington

Family comedy about the eponymous bear found at a London train station by the Brown family.

To Hull And Back

Songs of Praise are paying a visit to Hull. Sophie sees this as an opportunity to start a successful singing career but neglected plumbing and a painting of Elvis at The Last Supper make an impossible task even more difficult.

Only Fools And Horses

When offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.

The Early Bird

Slapstick comedy starring Norman Wisdom as a milkman for a small, independent dairy who finds his livelihood threatened by a large conglomerate.

Still Open All Hours

Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell, but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. Madge is convinced that her house is haunted and is refusing to sleep in her bedroom, but luckily Granville discovers Gastric has a hidden dark side with spiritual powers that could solve the mystery and impress Madge. Meanwhile, Mrs Hussein takes a shine to Leroy and wants to know what they keep behind the counter for special customers.

Michael Frayn's Matchbox Theatre

Short entertainments based on Frayn's acclaimed book of comic dialogues and monologues. Including a controlling theatre director, who thinks he can direct anything, and two people talk to each other on their mobiles, yards apart.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.

So Awkward

On the day Martha asks Lily for the 7p she owes her, Lily inherits a lot of money. Determined to prove Martha is petty, Lily decides to share her wealth with everyone.

Still Open All Hours

Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn.

Mr Bean

A local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.

'Allo 'Allo!

A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth series of the wartime sitcom.

4 O'Clock Club

Lizzie starts having labour pains but Dexter is nowhere to be found. It's down to Nero to make sure Dexter arrives before the baby. A special musical episode.

A League Of Their Own

Heavyweight world champion Anthony Joshua and UK athletics' Mo Farah team up with Jamie Redknapp in the red corner. On the blue team, Freddie and Jack welcome pop royalty Emma Bunton.

Porridge

Fletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...

David Jason: My Life On Screen

This first episode charts Sir David's journey from working class lad in North Finchley to TV star. It follows his transition from theatre actor to early TV roles, and how his partnership with Ronnie Barker helped establish him as a major comic talent by the mid-70s.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.

A League Of Their Own

A selection of episodes from the 12th series of the sports-based panel game

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Martin Clunes and panellists Jason Manford and Jess Phillips MP.

Desert Island Discs Revisited

From Bach to Sibelius, comedy writer and producer Armando Iannucci makes his castaway choices. From April 2006.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson select their favourite bits from the last series for this special compilation show.

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

This episode examines the process writer John Sullivan and cast and crew went through - from the script to the live recording - to create each episode of Only Fools....

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on another eventful week around the world with the help of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James, Nish Kumar and Tiff Stevenson.

Taskmaster

First: Velcro is key, tape is vital and bean juice is crucial. Greg's simpering sidekick Alex Horne supplies facts, figures and unconditional love.

To Hull And Back

Songs of Praise are paying a visit to Hull. Sophie sees this as an opportunity to start a successful singing career but neglected plumbing and a painting of Elvis at The Last Supper make an impossible task even more difficult.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Bill Bailey take on special guest captain Joe Wilkinson with Isy Suttie. Susie Dent is joined by Joe Lycett.

Self-Storage

Dave's family attempt some intervention therapy to arrest his descent.

Two Thousand Years Of Radio

Henry VIII is getting married far too often for the taste of Catholic station Sanctus FM.

Game On

Matthew and Martin spend the night discussing 'hot babes' and various lurid sexual fantasies. Mandy thinks she's in line for a dream job in Bermuda.

Judge Romesh

This week there's a car seller and his friend, whose brute strength and stupidity has landed him in front of the judge; and a prankster boyfriend whose jokes have gone too far with his girlfriend, and with Judge Romesh.

Tim Key's Suspended Sentence

Comic documentary in which Tim Key looks at what makes a great opening line in a novel.

Judge Romesh

In this episode entering the court is a man whose 60+ stag dos have come between him and his fiancée. Plus the amateur burlesque group who have come to the court for compensation over wet knickers.

Beauty Of Britain

Beauty discovers the glories of Weston-super-Mare's charity shops and experiences the disappointment of her first British funeral.

Game On

Matt's interest in Mandy's underwear leaves him in a compromising position when Mandy comes home and finds him in her bed. Martin is beaten up by some school children, which rather dampens his enthusiasm to become a teacher.

Shine On Harvey Moon

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the post-war comedy drama.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

The ever candid Desiree Burch is tonight's host at the legendary Comedy Store in London. Tonight's guests are the must see Ken Cheng, the unique Lost Voice Guy and the fabulous Rhys James.

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the lie-based panel game.

Peep Show

Jeremy and Super Hans get a band manager and play a Christian rock festival. Mark comes along as their roadie, and learns how to have sex properly for the first time in his life.

Peep Show

Mark gets into online gaming and live role play with Dobby and wonders whether she may be 'the one'. Meanwhile Mark and Sophie finally sort out their annulment. Jeremy joins a cult.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

A selection of episodes from the second and third series.

Michael McIntyre's Showtime

TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.

Nathan Barley

Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.

Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing

TV broadcast of Josh Widdicombe's 2013 stand-up DVD.

Nathan Barley

Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.

Minder

Arthur takes on some hired help when Terry is injured, and unwittingly finds himself mixed up in drug dealing.

Game On

Matthew and Martin spend the night discussing 'hot babes' and various lurid sexual fantasies. Mandy thinks she's in line for a dream job in Bermuda.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.

Game On

Matt's interest in Mandy's underwear leaves him in a compromising position when Mandy comes home and finds him in her bed. Martin is beaten up by some school children, which rather dampens his enthusiasm to become a teacher.

To Hull And Back

Songs of Praise are paying a visit to Hull. Sophie sees this as an opportunity to start a successful singing career but neglected plumbing and a painting of Elvis at The Last Supper make an impossible task even more difficult.