Schedule Saturday 8th September 2018

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.

Lovejoy

A selection of episodes from the third series of the comedy drama.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis accidentally clones himself and uses his exact opposite clone to do all his chores and abide by the rules at school. All is going to plan until Walter realises what has happened and unleashes a clone cat army on the den!

Mr Bean

Bean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!

Boomers

Maureen's mum Joan shocks everyone with a surprise announcement that proves there's still life in the old dog yet!

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has accidentally wiped his own memory in his bid to fill London with memory-wiping gas.

The Zoo

Who is the most dangerous animal at the zoo? Is it the zebra, the tortoise or the big cats?

Boj

Rupa is off to bed early to rest before her big gymnastics competition. But with all of the noises from Giggly Park keeping her awake, can Boj help to get Rupa off to sleep?

Lucky Feller

In high excitement, Shorty Mepstead has asked Kath and her parents to Sunday dinner. He plans to make a Very Important Announcement...

Go Jetters

It is a very foggy day, and the Golden Gate Bridge foghorns are missing. Can the Go Jetters help?

Class Dismissed

It's the first day of Year 9 - and pupil Mark has got some big news.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Sheila's suddenly desperate to move home. She's never been happy living in their current home - apparently! All this is news to Peter, who's forced to engage with local estate agents.

Bitz & Bob

Bob really wants his castle to look more like Bitz's, and everyone pitches in to help, but things don't go to plan.

Mutiny On The Buses

Second spin-off from the popular sitcom. Stan wants to get married, but his family are not impressed by the idea.

Porterhouse Blue

The new Master, Sir Godber, is in self-congratulatory mood. His plans to impose change on Porterhouse appear to have the College's traditionalist Fellows over a barrel.

In response, the Dean and Sir Cathcart D'Eath bring in investigative journalist and former Porterhouse student Cornelius Carrington to help fight their corner.
Zipser emerges from a drunken stupor in possession of four gross of contraceptives, and his inflationary measures to dispose of them provide the ageing Skullion with a memorably athletic night.

However, far more shattering developments are in store for the loyal college porters.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean has to get the bride to the church on time - any way he can!

Mr Bean

Mr Bean wants a smart phone but they are too expensive - especially when you can build your own!

Lucky Feller

Shorty plans to ask Kath out but when he mentions that his brother Randy's at home, that's where they end up for the evening. Kath has some games in mind - but not the one Shorty suggests.

Justin's House

Justin is moving into his new house. Little does he know that there are two characters already living there. How will Justin and his new friends get on?

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Peter begins to tear his hair out when men from the gas board arrive to install his new central heating: he hasn't asked for, and does not want, it!

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

Brothers In Arms explores the relationship between Del and Rodney Trotter which is at the heart of each of the 64 episodes.

Waffle The Wonder Dog

It's Waffle's last day at the Brooklyn-Bells' but he still finds time to upset neighbour Mrs Hobbs. Simon hears Waffle speak. Will he finally agree that the family can keep the special dog?

Stop The Press

Actor and writer Hal Cruttenden joins Jo's team - but will his athletic brain and sharp wit be enough to beat the return of Cat Shearer to Gary's team? This promises to be a tightly run contest, taken very, very seriously.

Little Roy

When Roy puts on Maura's mood ring, he ends up changing colours rather than the ring.

Little Roy

When Mr Barker shows Roy some magic tricks, he is determined to wow everyone with a magic show.

Flying The Flag

Episode 1, Favours: A broken typewriter causes chaos.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of three episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.

The Huggetts Abroad

A feel-good comedy road movie in which the Huggetts family drive towards a new life in South Africa by truck.

The News Quiz

With Miles Jupp out of the office, comedian Simon Evans takes the guest host chair. Featuring all the week's stories big and small as told by Phill Jupitus, Ayesha Hazarika, Phil Wang and Rory Bremner. This week, the equally cryptic worlds of international espionage and doctors' handwriting.

Snap

Molly and Doug separate, but he's only a few streets away - can they make a clean break?

Hank Zipzer

Mr Joy announces to the school that he is to receive a special award in recognition of his work, but at that moment, Mr Love appears, fresh back from his book tour.

How Does That Make You Feel?

A repeat run of the tenth series.

So Awkward

On the day Martha asks Lily for the 7p she owes her, Lily inherits a lot of money. Determined to prove Martha is petty, Lily decides to share her wealth with everyone.

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

Bitz & Bob

Mummy duck is trying to lead her ducklings from their nest in Bitz's castle to the lake, but it's a long way, so Bitz and Bob help guide them there safely.

Carry On Matron

Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.

The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses

This episode explores the characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world including Trigger, Boycie, Denzil and Del's arch enemy DCI Slater.

Go Jetters

Some runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?

Go Jetters

A giant Grandmaster Glitch means big trouble for the Giant's Causeway - can the Go Jetters stop him in his tracks?

Goodnight Sweetheart

TV repair man Gary's search for a customer takes him over fifty years further than he intended. Or could it all be a dream? Finding himself in 1940s Britain, with the bombs raining around him, Gary soon discovers that he can handily walk between the present and the past. Unfortunately, this new-found gift sees him torn not only between two periods, but two lovers.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he tries to help a drunk lady on the way home from the pub. When she screams for help he legs it home. Del, knowing of the woman's reputation, plays on Rodney's fears, but his joke backfires when Rodney goes on the run!

Blankety Blank

Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.

Still Open All Hours

Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all. A visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile Eric is not getting on with his wife and seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

Carry On Spying

Four trainee spies are put on the trail of the subversive organisation STENCH as they try to track down the secret Formula X.

Blankety Blank

Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of six episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack and Johnny Vegas, Mel Giedroyc and Freddie Flintoff test some facts.

Outnumbered

A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the semi-improvised sitcom.

Dad's Army

It is discovered that Frazer has been hiding hundreds of gold sovereigns. Mainwaring believes that the best thing is for him to buy an annuity (not that his commission has anything to do with it), but the Scotsman has other ideas.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.

Mr Bean

Bean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Emily Maitlis, Jack Whitehall, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci.

Diddy TV

Two top nurseries clash in a battle of IQs in Nursery Challenge. The quest to get the nation singing again continues in The Diddy Choir, and Wolfblood and EastEnders actor Michelle Gayle is Diddy Dick and Dom's guest in Diddy Chat.

Meet The Adebanjos

When Tobi decides he wants to quit school and Sade gets involved with online dating, Gladys and Bayo use some unconventional parenting tips to teach them a lesson.

Father Ted

When a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.

Would I Lie To You?

Rob Brydon is back in the host's chair for the fifth series of this comedy panel show. David Mitchell is joined by Rebecca Front and Jack Whitehall, and Lee Mack is joined by Nick Hewer and Miranda Hart.

Meet The Adebanjos

After successfully winning a parking ticket case, Bayo takes this as a sign he is called to be a lawyer. Pastor Michael convinces Funke to host a singles night at the café behind Tony's back.

Father Ted

The arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.

Dad's Army

It is discovered that Frazer has been hiding hundreds of gold sovereigns. Mainwaring believes that the best thing is for him to buy an annuity (not that his commission has anything to do with it), but the Scotsman has other ideas.

The Catherine Tate Show

A selection of episodes from the third series of the sketch show.

Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican Live

TV broadcast of Sarah Millican's hit 2012 live stand-up DVD, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.

Michael McIntyre's Showtime

TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.

A League Of Their Own

The boys' epic road trip takes them to the new home of the LA Rams. James, Jack, Jamie and Freddie will be performing, pom poms and all, with the LA Rams cheerleaders in front of an American football crowd of 91,000.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Carol Vorderman, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe are the guests on this episode.

Russell Brand: Messiah Complex

TV edit of Russell Brand's 2013 stand-up show.

The Lee Mack Show

Lee is joined by Sophie Ellis-Bextor and stand-up comedian Rhod Gilbert.

Micky Flanagan's Out Out Tour

Television edit of the hit 2011 stand-up show The Out Out Tour Live, by East End comic Micky Flanagan.

The Richest Man In Britain

Trillionnaire rocker Dave Mabbutt introduces ex-lead singer Andy to his new best friend and personal assistant, Mr Tumble the elephant.

Simon Evans Goes To Market

This week it's coffee. How much are we now drinking as a nation?

Ricky Gervais: Fame

The TV broadcast of Ricky Gervais' third stand up-show in which he focused on the 'weird world of fame'.

Have I Got News For You

Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Katherine Ryan and guest panellists Joe Wilkinson and Gyles Brandreth.

Bottom Live

Eddie and Richie get up to more insane antics in the 1993 live stage version of the popular sitcom.

Mark Thomas - The Manifesto

Comedian-activist Mark Thomas collates policies suggested by his studio audience into a People's Manifesto.

Shine On Harvey Moon

A selection of episodes from the first series of the post-war comedy drama.

Russell Howard: Right Here, Right Now

TV broadcast of the 2011 stand-up show from acclaimed, energetic comic Russell Howard.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Isy Suttie take on Jon Richardson and Richard Osman. Alex Horne and The Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons return for a new series with guests Milton Jones, Patrick Kielty and Mark Watson joining in the mocking.

Josh Widdicombe: What Do I Do Now... Live

Edited TV version of Josh Widdicombe's 2016 stand-up release.

Josh Widdicombe: What Do I Do Now... Live

Edited TV version of Josh Widdicombe's 2016 stand-up release.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons unleash mock and awe on another week with the help of guests Sarah Millican, John Bishop and Chris Addison.

On The Buses

Freezing fog forces Stan to pull off the road, with Mum, Arthur, Olive and Blakey on board...

How Does That Make You Feel?

A repeat run of the tenth series.

Keith Lemon: The Film

Film starring Leigh Francis as his infamous alter-ego, Keith Lemon.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Vic Reeves go up against Jon Richardson and Aisling Bea. David O'Doherty joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent.

On The Buses

Stan and Jack try the new uniforms out, but they have an unforeseen effect on the opposite sex.

Filthy Rich & Catflap

A miracle has occurred: Ralph has got Richie a genuine showbiz job. After a tortuous round of Trivial Pursuit, Eddie talks his friend into a couple of drinks to celebrate...

Nathan Barley

Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.

Father Ted

When a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.

Father Ted

The arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

This week, Jon Richardson is joined by Holly Walsh and rapper Example, whilst Sean Lock has actor John Hannah and Canadian comic Bobby Mair on his team.