Schedule Wednesday 5th September 2018
10am30 min
The Luke McQueen Pilots
Episode 1 - Britain's Hidden Vampire CrisisLuke McQueen presents an investigative film on a subject close to his heart - the hugely pressing issue of Britain's hidden vampire crisis.
10:41am15 min
How Does That Make You Feel?
Series 10, Episode 3Having invented 73 online troll personas and unable to identify which one is her own, Caroline feels the time is right for her to enter politics.
11:30am30 min
Fags, Mags And Bags
Series 8, Episode 4 - LadychaseThe local Provost for Lenzie needs help to raise funds to create a tourist attraction for the town.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2Granville is determined to improve Gastric's image in order to matchmake him with Madge. Meanwhile, Old Mr Bentinck never goes into the shop, so Granville finds a way to tempt him in to spend.
6:30pm30 min
Sarah Kendall: Australian Trilogy
Volume 2, Episode 3 - Seventy-Five YearsSarah tells of her grandparents' lives, past and present - stabbings, alien abductions and dementia wards.
6:55pm
(repeat)
Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 3Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile, Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze, and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.
7:35pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Heroes And VillainsOnly on the streets of Peckham will you find No VAT Man and Boy Plonker. Del is stuck with 125 Latvian radio alarm clocks that go off when they like, a box full of base ball caps "that even East 17 fans wouldn't wear" and the council have turned down his application for a home improvements grant.
7:45pm
(repeat)
How Does That Make You Feel?
Series 10, Episode 3Having invented 73 online troll personas and unable to identify which one is her own, Caroline feels the time is right for her to enter politics.
8:30pm30 min
Upstart Crow
Series 3, Episode 2 - Wild Laughter In The Throat Of DeathWill has been working on his masterpiece. His friends tell him it's his greatest comedy yet, but he insists that Hamlet isn't actually meant to be funny.
9pm
(repeat)
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 2 - Deals And MisdemeanoursDeals And Misdemeanours explores all the hooky deals and bent gear the Trotters have 'knocked out' in and around the markets stalls of Peckham, which would always land Del and Rodney in some sort of trouble.
9pm60 min
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Mean BeanFirst: Velcro is key, tape is vital and bean juice is crucial. Greg's simpering sidekick Alex Horne supplies facts, figures and unconditional love.
10pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
10pm
(repeat)
Motherland
Series 1, Episode 2 - Auction Of PromisesA school fundraiser is not Julia's idea of an evening out, but somehow she finds herself heavily involved in order to impress a former colleague.
10pm30 min
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 9This week there's a car seller and his friend, whose brute strength and stupidity has landed him in front of the judge; and a prankster boyfriend whose jokes have gone too far with his girlfriend, and with Judge Romesh.
10pm30 min
Hang Ups
Episode 5Working from home starts to get the better of Richard, and with Karen away and uncontactable he has to keep his business running, arrange Ricky's birthday party, and give therapy to clients, while the ongoing threat from Neil forces Richard to increase surveillance in the family home.
10:30pm30 min
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 8 - Desiree Burch At The Comedy StoreThe ever candid Desiree Burch is tonight's host at the legendary Comedy Store in London. Tonight's guests are the must see Ken Cheng, the unique Lost Voice Guy and the fabulous Rhys James.
10:30pm30 min
Judge Romesh
Series 1, Episode 10In this episode entering the court is a man whose 60+ stag dos have come between him and his fiancée. Plus the amateur burlesque group who have come to the court for compensation over wet knickers.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 3 - Frankie Boyle, Simon Evans, Aisling BeaFrankie Boyle hosts, with performers Simon Evans and Aisling Bea.
11pm
(repeat)
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 5 - Negative NancyThis week, insults and Katy Perry's American flag dresses are considered for their offensiveness, and Dave, masquerading as his own wife, sets about finding a man on Tinder.
11pm15 min
Woof - Chris Neill
Woof - True Tales Of Romance And Failure, Episode 1 - A Foreign TongueThis week - an encounter with a violinist... and is France the answer?
11pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 1For the first episode in the new series, Tony Bellew, Lizzy Yarnold and Alan Carr join the teams.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Domestic Science
Series 1, Episode 2The power of static electricity is harnessed, our internal bacteria examined and how to chill cans of beer without a fridge.
11:15pm
(repeat)
Bad Move
Series 1, Episode 5 - Day TripNicky and Steve are missing the hustle and bustle of the city. They fantasise about all the exciting things they could be getting up to if they still lived in Leeds.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 3 - Legs And Co.With the entirety of his left leg in plaster, Tom's got some home help arranged. Unfortunately, Shirley doesn't turn out to be quite as expected - in fact the most depressing home help on the planet. Linda, meanwhile, has lost her receptionist job but somehow picked up a boyfriend.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 5Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Tennant and guest panellists Phil Wang and Janet Street Porter.