Schedule Tuesday 4th September 2018
6:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 17 - ThroughThe Twirlywoos see a postman putting letters through a letterbox and decide to copy him. Back in the boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives the Twirlywoos a door to go through.
7am
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Secrets And Lattes
Series 1, Episode 6 - Oh God, it's Christmas...Can the team overcome their sturm und drang, survive Christmas and make Cafe Culture a continuing success?
7:10am
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The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sex, Spies And VideotapeFlint suffers an attempted mugging on the street near her home, and falls for the handsome stranger who comes to her aid. Meanwhile, Piglet is given permission to tell Sarah who his employer really is, as the department is involved in filming a recruitment video to engage the public.
7:10am
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Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 16 - Wonder SausageThe world famous Wonder Sausage is on show in Butch Butcher's shop.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 15 - Quark GamesThe heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.
7:30am
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Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wedding PlannerMilton has decided to become a wedding planner, but when a distraught bride comes to the door with the case of the vanishing groom-to-be, Milton is all set to help...
7:40am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Pilot, Episode 1 - A Sharp Intake Of BreathSheila fancies having a small porch added to the back door off the kitchen, so calls in a local builder. Peter heads off to see his bank manager for a loan to cover the quote...
7:50am
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There Was A Young Lady
Super-efficient secretary Elizabeth Foster circumvents the schemes of smash-and grab gangsters.
8am
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Pyramids of Giza, EgyptGlitch creates big trouble with a little pyramid when he and the Go Jetters visit Egypt.
8am
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Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 2 - WednesdayTahj struggles in his french lesson and 8B are subjected to Mr Christopher's musical skills.
8am
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The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 6, The Promotion: The author and his wife compete to publicise their new books.
8:05am
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Boomers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Naming CeremonyJoyce steals her own granddaughter at her Naming Ceremony for essential Facebook updates, while Carol attempts to publish her own version of Fifty Shades of Grey (and Trevor frets because it might be based on personal experience).
8:30am
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The Men From The Ministry
Not on Your Telly: The civil servants cause bedlam during a BBC 'Panorama' probe.
8:35am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 6 - House For SaleWith the help of the noisy neighbour and a few other tricks, Robert and Little Monster concoct a plan to stop Justin selling his house.
8:40am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 4 - Kath's FamilyShorty Mepstead dresses up to the 'nines' and goes round to Kath's. Her parents are, as usual, having a monumental row - this time about a broken pane of glass. Shorty offers to mend it...
9am45 min version (repeat)
The News Quiz
Series 97, Episode 1Miles Jupp is joined by Mark Steel, Angela Barnes, Helen Lewis and Simon Evans. This week dancing, scallops and energy drinks - but not all necessarily at the same time.
9:15am
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 4 - See You In CourtThe Barnes' marital bliss is thrown awry when he's forced to bring his very drunk boss home from an office party. Peter's desperate to bring their relationship back from the brink of divorce.
9:15am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Swimming LessonSweep is scared of the water and cannot reach his frisbee when it lands in the sea. Luckily Richard is giving swimming lessons at the holiday park, and Sooty wants Sweep to join in. Will Sweep take the plunge and overcome his fears?
9:30am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 4 - Squeaky CleanMr Slater is coming for tea! Sooty is cleaning Richard's room, Sweep is in charge of the dishes, and all is set for a great evening. But with a crazy vacuum cleaner on the loose and Richard covered in paint, their plans for a dream tea look set for disaster!
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
9:45am
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Hearing With Hegley
Series 2, Episode 1The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley, entertains an audience with his book of verse.
9:50am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
10am
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 3 - Second FiddleLovejoy is desperate to find out why a violin virtuoso has asked him to turn a real Stradivarius into a fake. Lovejoy enlists the help of Tommy Norris to find out why.
10:45am15 min
How Does That Make You Feel?
Series 10, Episode 2Tony, eager to establish his Englishness, is gratified to learn from a genealogist from Burton-on-the-Water that he is, in fact, descended from Merlin.
11am
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Where There's A Will
A repeat of this 1955 film.
11:45am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 5 - No ParkingMr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.
11:50am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 2 - All The Tea In ChinaShy Shorty plucks up courage to ask his new-found girlfriend Kath out for the evening - and has thought of a place to have a special meal...
12pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bean's BountyA local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.
12pm
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The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 6, The Promotion: The author and his wife compete to publicise their new books.
12:25pm
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A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 1 - Your Life In Their HandsPeter doesn't much feel like eating his breakfast, which leads Sheila to insist he visit the doctor for a check-up.
12:30pm
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The Men From The Ministry
Not on Your Telly: The civil servants cause bedlam during a BBC 'Panorama' probe.
12:55pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of five episodes from Britain's most popular sitcom.
1:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
1:25pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 7 - Time CapsuleNero and the gang decide to sabotage parents' evening - while Josh and Isaac find out the truth about Josh's missing dad.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 15 - More About InsideThe Twirlywoos watch a man polish a suit of armour. As he is polishing, the man drops the cloth inside the suit of armour.
2pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 6 - The Crooked FencesWorried with the way things are going, the Colonel, Gruber, Helga - and now Captain Bertorelli too - ask René to find them a fence to sell The Fallen Madonna.
2:15pm
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Lucky Jim
Ian Carmichael stars in a humorous romp based on the novel by Kingsley Amis about an unlucky lecturer.
2:40pm
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The Captain's Table
Captain Ebbs has finally been given command of a luxury liner. Unfortunately for him, he has a First Officer more concerned with women.
3:20pm
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Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 2 - 99 Cool Things To Do With A Time MachineIt's the first day of Exams Week and Mitchell is late. He sees the clock and has an idea. If he sets it back 10 minutes, nobody can claim he's late.
3:40pm
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Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 7 - EggyheadsQuiz shows turn bad in Eggyheads and Lauren Layfield is lightly grilled by Diddy Dick and Dom in Diddy Chat.
4pm
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Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 1Sue is joined by comedians Kerry Godliman and John-Luke Roberts, journalist and broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer and ex-footballer Clarke Carlisle, who collectively attempt to resolve dilemmas based around dinosaur bones, injured guinea pigs and unethical banks.
4:10pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:25pm
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 1, Episode 3 - Who's Afraid Of Virginia Flake?Harvey continues to come to terms with life after being demobbed from the RAF and returning home.
4:45pm
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Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 2 - Tower Top Princess PartyPrincess Purl and Princess Bitz have decided to create the best party ever for Sir Robo Bob and Sir Bevel.
4:55pm
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 3 - Second FiddleLovejoy is desperate to find out why a violin virtuoso has asked him to turn a real Stradivarius into a fake. Lovejoy enlists the help of Tommy Norris to find out why.
4:55pm
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 1, Episode 4 - Sweet F.A.Former football professional Harvey endeavours to rebuild his chaotic life.
5pm
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Boj
Episode 1 - Boj The CollectorAll Boj's buddies have collections and Boj wants one too. But he loves everything in Giggly Park so much that he can't decide which things to collect. So instead he decides to make things to help complete all his friends' collections... and what has Boj collected? Four of the best friends in the world ever!
5pm
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Secrets And Lattes
Series 1, Episode 6 - Oh God, it's Christmas...Can the team overcome their sturm und drang, survive Christmas and make Cafe Culture a continuing success?
5:10pm
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Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 40 - Cave Of Crystals, MexicoWhile in Mexico, Glitch takes a short cut through the Cave of Crystals, a hidden space that contains some of the biggest crystals in the world!
5:30pm
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Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wedding PlannerMilton has decided to become a wedding planner, but when a distraught bride comes to the door with the case of the vanishing groom-to-be, Milton is all set to help...
6pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 6 - The Crooked FencesWorried with the way things are going, the Colonel, Gruber, Helga - and now Captain Bertorelli too - ask René to find them a fence to sell The Fallen Madonna.
6pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 15 - Gold FlingerQuark tricks Danger Mouse into transporting a ticking timebomb back to earth.
6:05pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
6:30pm
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6:35pm
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Zig And Zag
Episode 13 - Bitter Then YouZig and Zag demonstrate how breaking a world record can be a bittersweet experience.
6:40pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 1 - Robbery With ViolenceAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:40pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1In this opening episode Granville is forced into taking extra security precautions for the shop's takings, which cause him no end of discomfort. Eric suffers a curious injury. Love is in the air for some as Mavis receives a special delivery, and Granville begins to play matchmaker.
6:45pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 13 - Mother Of All ScaresLuke goes home to find that Otto has moved in after fleeing Sneer Hall to escape a visiting relative with a bit of a temper. Then when Luke brings her round to visit Otto so that the two can reconcile, things don't quite go to plan.
6:55pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 5 - No ParkingMr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.
7pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 2A stone-age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid, and Henry VIII meets his dead friends.
7pm
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The Small, Intricate Life Of Gerald C. Potter
Episode 6, The Promotion: The author and his wife compete to publicise their new books.
7:10pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bean's BountyA local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
7:20pm
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Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2Granville is determined to improve Gastric's image in order to matchmake him with Madge. Meanwhile, Old Mr Bentinck never goes into the shop, so Granville finds a way to tempt him in to spend.
7:30pm
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The Men From The Ministry
Not on Your Telly: The civil servants cause bedlam during a BBC 'Panorama' probe.
7:45pm
(repeat)
How Does That Make You Feel?
Series 10, Episode 2Tony, eager to establish his Englishness, is gratified to learn from a genealogist from Burton-on-the-Water that he is, in fact, descended from Merlin.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Episode 1For the first episode in the new series, Tony Bellew, Lizzy Yarnold and Alan Carr join the teams.
9pm
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The Two Ronnies
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sketch show starring Barker and Corbett.
9pm
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Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 1, Episode 3Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar arrive in China to learn the way of the Shaolin. Joel embarks on his Kung Fu training, while Nish tries to find a way to replace Joel's vanity with Zen.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 5 - Omid Djalili, Reginald D Hunter, Julian ClaryOmid Djalili presents stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Reginald D Hunter and Julian Clary.
9:10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 8Carol Vorderman, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe are the guests on this episode.
10pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 4 - Beware Of The DogA local crime wave scares the wites out of an already security-obsessed Arkwright - there's nothing for it, the shop has to be fortified!
10pm
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10pm
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Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wedding PlannerMilton has decided to become a wedding planner, but when a distraught bride comes to the door with the case of the vanishing groom-to-be, Milton is all set to help...
10:30pm
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Bunk Bed
Series 1, Episode 2Patrick Marber and Peter Curran find refuge from the hurly burly of life in a bunk bed late at night, where they talk through the darkness.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
10:45pm
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Guy Browning's Small Talk
Episode 2.2, How to Go to a Party: The writer and humorist shares his tips on making merry and avoiding being 'de-mingled'.
11pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 2Six-year-old Karen mourns the death of a mouse (killed in a trap by her mouse-murdering parents), eight-year-old Ben stands for election as class rep and older brother Jake triggers his Mum's she-tiger instincts by bringing a girl home for tea.
11pm30 min
Agendum
Series 1, Episode 3 - ShockA deadly pandemic, an inappropriate economic yardstick and a very special anniversary are thrown about by some talking heads who probably came in a taxi, corralled by presenterer Alexandra Palisades. This week we follow the 105th birthday of the man who put ketchup into tomato-shaped bottles, a cull of Muppets, and a look at the new cookbook 101 100 Onion Recipes.
11pm
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Revolting People
Series 1, Episode 6 - An Incredible Amount Of Storm CloudsFeared British commander General Venables demands some executions by sunset, so that he can have the whole day to look forward to them. Not everyone can survive.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
US Road Trip 2.0, Episode 2The boys' epic road trip takes them to the new home of the LA Rams. James, Jack, Jamie and Freddie will be performing, pom poms and all, with the LA Rams cheerleaders in front of an American football crowd of 91,000.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 1Jimmy Carr returns to host a brand new episode, with Sean Lock and Jason Manford going up against Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty. Sam Simmons joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
11:20pm
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11:25pm
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The Green Green Grass
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Only Fools and Horses spin-off.
11:30pm
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Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 4 - FundraisingMartin Wickers's attempts to teach Alfie to drive end in disaster when they run over the school caretaker.
11:30pm
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11:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
11:40pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Big BreakTom believes he's finally got a chance at the big time when his agent calls with news of an audition for Crimewatch UK. Can he identify his violent inner Cockney in time? Meanwhile, Linda's chasing the mystery author of a love note...
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 4Jo Brand, who recently walked 135 miles from coast to coast, is joined by actress and comedian Diane Morgan (aka Screenwipe's Philomena Cunk), and former star of The Apprentice, Nick Hewer.
12:05am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 7 - Alex Edelman At The Comedy StoreAmerican funny man Alex Edelman is your host at the world famous Comedy Store in London introducing the hilarious Alistair Williams, the wonderfully witty Fern Brady and the remarkable Darren Harriott.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
12:40am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 12 - Caught In The Act, FactTerry helps out an old friend and is in danger of being run in by the law - not once, but twice. Meanwhile, Arthur is up to something particularly fishy.
1am60 min version (repeat)
1:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Highlights Special - Best BitsHighlights from the irreverent panel show.
1:20am
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Lucky Feller
Episode 2 - All The Tea In ChinaShy Shorty plucks up courage to ask his new-found girlfriend Kath out for the evening - and has thought of a place to have a special meal...
1:55am
(repeat)
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 1 - Your Life In Their HandsPeter doesn't much feel like eating his breakfast, which leads Sheila to insist he visit the doctor for a check-up.
1:55am
(repeat)
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 1, Episode 3 - Who's Afraid Of Virginia Flake?Harvey continues to come to terms with life after being demobbed from the RAF and returning home.
1:55am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 8Jimmy Carr hosts the last in the current series, as Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Alan Carr and Joe Lycett. Plus special guest Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
2:20am
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Lovejoy
Series 4, Episode 3 - Second FiddleLovejoy is desperate to find out why a violin virtuoso has asked him to turn a real Stradivarius into a fake. Lovejoy enlists the help of Tommy Norris to find out why.
2:25am
(repeat)
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Big BreakTom believes he's finally got a chance at the big time when his agent calls with news of an audition for Crimewatch UK. Can he identify his violent inner Cockney in time? Meanwhile, Linda's chasing the mystery author of a love note...
2:30am
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Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 1, Episode 4 - Sweet F.A.Former football professional Harvey endeavours to rebuild his chaotic life.
2:55am
(repeat)
The Tommy Cooper Hour
Tommy Cooper stars in a series of hour-long specials dedicated to his unique and hilarious blend of comedy and magic.
3am37 min
Unexpected Fluids
Series 1, Episode 12 - Weird Myths With Samira MightyLove Island's Samira on hiding mics on set, queefs and sex myths you used to believe. Much to Riyadh's disappointment Alix debunks the most far-fetched urban myth she's ever heard.
3:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 2More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
3:25am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 6, Episode 1 - Robbery With ViolenceAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
4am
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Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 1Sue is joined by comedians Kerry Godliman and John-Luke Roberts, journalist and broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer and ex-footballer Clarke Carlisle, who collectively attempt to resolve dilemmas based around dinosaur bones, injured guinea pigs and unethical banks.
5am
(repeat)
Secrets And Lattes
Series 1, Episode 6 - Oh God, it's Christmas...Can the team overcome their sturm und drang, survive Christmas and make Cafe Culture a continuing success?
5:30am
(repeat)
Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones!
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wedding PlannerMilton has decided to become a wedding planner, but when a distraught bride comes to the door with the case of the vanishing groom-to-be, Milton is all set to help...