Schedule Monday 3rd September 2018

Good Morning, Boys

Dr Twist is the headmaster of a boy's school. When a governor inspects the school he is appalled and demands Dr Twist resigns. When the pupils pass the public exams they are rewarded with a trip to Paris.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a man as he runs a bath. They want to leave their hiding place to investigate, but the man keeps on coming back! Back in the Boat there are more comings and goings when the Stop-Go Car comes to visit.

Flying The Flag

Episode 1, Favours: A broken typewriter causes chaos.

The Piglet Files

Drummond decides that a reception at the Bishwani Embassy would be a good opportunity to bug the ambassador's office. Unfortunately for the MI5 team, a guerilla group choose that night to make demands of their home Government...

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

After Dennis persuades Pieface that Paul is an undercover super hero, Gnasher, JJ and Rubi go along with the story and help Dennis to 'prove it'. However, his genius plan comes to a sticky end, when Pieface begins to think that with Paul at his side, he is completely invincible!

Danger Mouse

Shortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit members of the team start to disappear.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Fred Macaulay, Mark Watson and Jo Caulfield. Nicholas Parsons presents the iconic panel show.

Porterhouse Blue

The Dean mounts an attack to counter the new master, Sir Godber Evans, who continues with his attempt to drag the college into the modern world.

Meanwhile, Skullion finds an ally in old Porterhusian Sir Cathcart D'Eath, and Zipser seeks 'confidential' counselling with the Chaplain about his obsession with the buxom bedder Mrs Biggs, which is getting out of control.

Go Jetters

In France, Grandmaster Glitch breaks the Eiffel Tower when he uses it as a TV aerial. Can the Go Jetters fix it?

Class Dismissed

It is the first day of term and Billy, Tahj, Emily and Jasmine are excited to meet their new teacher.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

It Sticks Out Half A Mile

A visit to Frambourne's Pier Theatre ends in disaster for Uncle Arthur.

Lucky Feller

Shorty Mepstead loses his nerve about asking Kath out for a second time. So Shorty's mother persuades him to ask Kath home for an evening - when they are joined by a very amusing friend of Mrs. Mepstead.

Justin's House

Robert's favourite scientist, Nina, is coming to visit Justin's house. Before the visitor arrives, Justin the detective needs to detect where a mystery pong is coming from.

Wordaholics

This week Lloyd Langford, Susie Dent, Dave Gorman and Natalie Haynes compete to find out who has the most word know-how.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

The car won't start, which is doubly frustrating as Peter not only has places to go, but also give Sheila a driving lesson. Typically, it turns out to be rather expensive a repair.

Sooty

Richard has been acting strangely all week, and Sooty and the gang are convinced he is getting married. But they have not been invited! With the wedding only a day away, can Sooty and Sweep keep out of mischief and give Richard a day to remember?

King Street Junior

A new teacher, Mr. Maxwell, arrives at King Street Junior, and begins to upset almost everyone.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch an artist make his clay sculpture's head smaller. The Twirlywoos then have a go and make the whole sculpture smaller and smaller until it is smaller than the Twirlywoos!

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Man Of The Moment

Norman Wisdom stars as a clerk who gets involved in international diplomacy.

A Second Life

Comic drama by Adam Beeson, adapted from a short story by the 19th-century Brazilian writer Machado de Assis.

Lucky Feller

It's Mother's Day, so Shorty has arranged for he, mum and Randy to take a trip down to Brighton. Unfortunately their train breaks down en route, but Shorty's more than enamoured with the female company they're sharing their compartment with.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.

Mr Bean

Bean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

Sheila fancies having a small porch added to the back door off the kitchen, so calls in a local builder. Peter heads off to see his bank manager for a loan to cover the quote...

It Sticks Out Half A Mile

A visit to Frambourne's Pier Theatre ends in disaster for Uncle Arthur.

Only Fools And Horses

After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Marina is stood up by Howard, she decides the time has come to give up her interest in men.

4 O'Clock Club

Nero pulls a sickie to get off school - but will a suspicious Dexter find out?

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch an artist make his clay sculpture's head smaller. The Twirlywoos then have a go and make the whole sculpture smaller and smaller until it is smaller than the Twirlywoos!

'Allo 'Allo!

With the General away, and fearful of the logical series of revelations that could take place if the airmen are interrogated in Berlin, Gruber suggests that the resistance may be able to rescue the airmen successfully.

Still Open All Hours

Granville has bought some cheap devices that promise to jump-start people's positive emotions, but will they work?

Only Fools And Horses

Del's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...

Strange Hill High

When school bully Tyson smashes the lavatory walls with Mitchell's woodworking project, bizarre things start happening.

Only Fools And Horses

Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...

Diddy TV

Diddy TV proudly presents Total Total Wipeout - a show unlike any other. There's also the comedy game show Panel Beaters and Coronation Street's Colson Smith is held hostage in Diddy Chat.

Wordaholics

This week Lloyd Langford, Susie Dent, Dave Gorman and Natalie Haynes compete to find out who has the most word know-how.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Shine On Harvey Moon

The eponymous hero - who was thought dead - returns to the capital from duty abroad.

King Street Junior

A new teacher, Mr. Maxwell, arrives at King Street Junior, and begins to upset almost everyone.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz promises to build a strong house for Little Bo Purl's goats and for the three little pigs, one that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy tricks Lady Jane into bidding for him in an illegal "ring" at an auction.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey tries to get to know his young son.

Flying The Flag

Episode 1, Favours: A broken typewriter causes chaos.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Fred Macaulay, Mark Watson and Jo Caulfield. Nicholas Parsons presents the iconic panel show.

'Allo 'Allo!

With the General away, and fearful of the logical series of revelations that could take place if the airmen are interrogated in Berlin, Gruber suggests that the resistance may be able to rescue the airmen successfully.

Only Fools And Horses

The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...

Danger Mouse

The last thing DM would normally want to do is play a boring board game, but when one arrives in the post, it releases knockout gas and he's surprised to wake up in the town of Greenback.

The Huggetts Abroad

A feel-good comedy road movie in which the Huggetts family drive towards a new life in South Africa by truck.

Zig And Zag

Mayhem ensues when Zig and Zag's washing machine breaks down. What should they do? Take it to the hospital for an emergency operation of course.

Steptoe And Son

The lease on Mews Cottage is running out and the Steptoes try to get the money to but the property.

Still Open All Hours

Granville tries to sell some out-of-date mints, with results that get tongues wagging. Meanwhile, Mrs Featherstone is still trying to tempt Granville to become her fourth husband, and Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove to their womenfolk that they are men of adventure.

Scream Street

Every year Scream Street stages a Zombie Derby. Tensions rise when Luke teams up with Resus's dad and Resus with Luke's mum.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.

Horrible Histories

A pirate captain worries about early bedtime, a soldier from the First World War struggles to cook with fake food and the four King Georges form a boy band and sing Born To Rule - a musical journey through 18th-century British History, sung in the style of a Westlife ballad.

Hancock's Half Hour

Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.

Mr Bean

Bean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Marina is stood up by Howard, she decides the time has come to give up her interest in men.

Still Open All Hours

In this opening episode Granville is forced into taking extra security precautions for the shop's takings, which cause him no end of discomfort. Eric suffers a curious injury. Love is in the air for some as Mavis receives a special delivery, and Granville begins to play matchmaker.

It Sticks Out Half A Mile

A visit to Frambourne's Pier Theatre ends in disaster for Uncle Arthur.

How Does That Make You Feel?

This week for a change, Richard Fallon MP seems to have avoided any major embarrassments on reality TV - but an incident in a natural food restaurant threatens to cloud his mood.

Only Fools And Horses

A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Doc Martin

Doctor Martin Ellingham, new to Cornwall and the fishing village of Portwenn, doesn't have the easiest of starts when every aspect of local life seems to go against the grain, and male patients appear to be growing breasts.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Doc Martin

Dr Ellingham raises the ire of seemingly the entire village when he sacks Elaine, who is taking out her own frustrations on her father and his fiancée. Meanwhile, Martin diagnoses former teacher Roger Fenn with a possible larynx cancer.

Benidorm

Joyce asks Sir Henry to step in while she is at the conference. Is it a chance for a few pranks?

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at the reaction to the Paris terrorist attacks in the UK and USA, a drunk polar bear and boozy OAPs.

Would I Lie To You?

A selection of episodes from a sixth series of the lie-based panel game.

A League Of Their Own

The boys' epic road trip takes them to the new home of the LA Rams. James, Jack, Jamie and Freddie will be performing, pom poms and all, with the LA Rams cheerleaders in front of an American football crowd of 91,000.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.

A Second Life

Comic drama by Adam Beeson, adapted from a short story by the 19th-century Brazilian writer Machado de Assis.

Stand Up Central

Russell talks weird people, twerking, Geordie Shore, and answers questions on the Yorkshire accent and penis puppy. His guests are Andrew Maxwell and Phil Wang.

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Fred Macaulay, Mark Watson and Jo Caulfield. Nicholas Parsons presents the iconic panel show.

The Russell Howard Hour

Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news and talks charity with Manchester United star Juan Mata. Stand-up from Julian Deane.

Open All Hours

Perhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract the ministrations of a certain district nurse?

Start/Stop

The three couples have tickets for Glastonbury, but the festival clashes with Cathy's dad's birthday. Barney fears he will be marooned in a care home while his friends have the time of their lives at the music festival.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts the last in the current series, as Sean Lock and Roisin Conaty take on guest captain Alan Carr and Joe Lycett. Plus special guest Spencer Jones joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Live At The Apollo

The series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.

Grabbers

A repeat of this 2012 film.

The Two Ronnies

A selection of episodes from the second series of the sketch show starring Barker and Corbett.

Outnumbered

The family attend a wedding. For the parents it soon turns into that all-too-familiar struggle to control your kids and, if possible, get through the wedding day without decking any relatives.

QI

With Phill Jupitus, Romesh Ranganathan and Cariad Lloyd.

The Literary Adventures Of Mr Brown

Kurtis overdoses on Hilary Mantel.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell looks at the reaction to the Paris terrorist attacks in the UK and USA, a drunk polar bear and boozy OAPs.

Outnumbered

Six-year-old Karen mourns the death of a mouse (killed in a trap by her mouse-murdering parents), eight-year-old Ben stands for election as class rep and older brother Jake triggers his Mum's she-tiger instincts by bringing a girl home for tea.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Linda and Tom wake up after a heavy night's drinking to find a half-dressed man in their kitchen. Neither recall anything about the evening, nor can find any evidence of having done the deed - but equally, neither can accept the possibility that they didn't but the other did. Just who is this man?

Hearing With Hegley

The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley, entertains an audience with his book of verse.

Have I Got News For You

Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by stand-up Romesh Ranganathan, and comedy icon Eddie Izzard, fresh from his latest record-breaking 27 marathon runs for Sport Relief.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Susie Dent is joined by Vic Reeves in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Peep Show

Jeremy's mother comes to visit for a family funeral. Her new boyfriend is a military man who Jeremy deeply resents, and who Mark idolises. Desperate to impress, Mark endures an extraordinary ordeal.

Plebs

The boys meet their new neighbour, a weatherman. Marcus uses the forecast of a small tremor to bring excitement to his relationship with Delphine. Stylax tries his luck with an attractive new colleague, while Grumio discovers Indian food.

Fever Pitch

Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.

Nathan Barley

Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.

Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing

TV broadcast of Josh Widdicombe's 2013 stand-up DVD.

QI

With Lucy Beaumont, Rhod Gilbert and Jason Manford.

Benidorm

Following the hostage situation, the holidaymakers return to The Solana to enjoy a free week's vacation as compensation for their travails the previous year.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by comedian Jack Dee, singer Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty and musician Alex James.

Live At The Apollo

The series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.

Shine On Harvey Moon

The eponymous hero - who was thought dead - returns to the capital from duty abroad.

Lucky Feller

It's Mother's Day, so Shorty has arranged for he, mum and Randy to take a trip down to Brighton. Unfortunately their train breaks down en route, but Shorty's more than enamoured with the female company they're sharing their compartment with.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey tries to get to know his young son.

Lovejoy

Lovejoy tricks Lady Jane into bidding for him in an illegal "ring" at an auction.

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Linda and Tom wake up after a heavy night's drinking to find a half-dressed man in their kitchen. Neither recall anything about the evening, nor can find any evidence of having done the deed - but equally, neither can accept the possibility that they didn't but the other did. Just who is this man?

8 Out Of 10 Cats

More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.

Game On

Mandy is asked by novelist Ron Grimshaw to help him research his next book. It transpires that he's more interested in researching Mandy.

Back in the flat, Matt arranges for a rather special birthday present for Martin.

Steptoe And Son

The lease on Mews Cottage is running out and the Steptoes try to get the money to but the property.

Wordaholics

This week Lloyd Langford, Susie Dent, Dave Gorman and Natalie Haynes compete to find out who has the most word know-how.

King Street Junior

A new teacher, Mr. Maxwell, arrives at King Street Junior, and begins to upset almost everyone.

Flying The Flag

Episode 1, Favours: A broken typewriter causes chaos.

Just A Minute

Paul Merton, Fred Macaulay, Mark Watson and Jo Caulfield. Nicholas Parsons presents the iconic panel show.