Schedule Thursday 19th July 2018

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find themselves in an office watching a very bored man who is entertaining himself by joining up some paperclips.

Shaun The Sheep

Every time the postman pays the Farmer a visit, Bitzers canine instincts get the better of him, resulting in shredded mail and and an irate farmer. Shaun decides to help out by taking on the role of Bitzer's therapist, with unexpected consequences.

Hobby Bobbies

Our heroes are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket.

Danger Mouse

Danger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when it leads to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world.

A Sharp Intake Of Breath

What could be easier than booking a summer holiday? As Peter is about to find out; just about anything!

The Rest Is History

Josie Long and Kevin Eldon join Frank and Kate to discuss Captain Blood, Drake's Drum, Bloody Mary and Ernie.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

When Pieface rescues Walter and Bertie from danger, Dennis leads the town in celebrating Pieface Day in his honour, and refuses to listen when Pieface tries to tell him it was all a big mistake. Walter uncovers the truth, proclaims himself the bigger hero, and declares it Walter Week!

Sorry!

Mother makes Tim promise not to marry once she's dead. He does not believe she will die before he marries, so agrees. But shortly afterwards she appears to have committed suicide.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch's Grimbots really need some cuddles, so it's down to Glitch to find them a new teddy bear!

J Kingston Platt's Showbiz Handbook

Episode 2.4, My Discovery: The showbiz veteran recalls taking on a pupil with incredible results.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon turns to witchcraft to thwart Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary is rapidly running out of money, and Ron has lost the will to print it.

Justin's House

Robert's much cooler younger brother Reggie is coming to visit Justin's House, so Robert tries everything he can to show that he can be just as cool.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Alone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.

Timmy Time

Apricot brings her favourite blanket to the nursery but the other animals mistake it for a rag.

The Personality Test

First in the hot seat is former MP Roy Hattersley.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the eighth and ninth series of the Britian's longest-running sitcom.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Phoebe's in the present, Yvonne is in the past, and when they meet in the middle, the sparks really begin to fly. Gary is convinced that he is losing his mind, and no one seems able to help him find it.

What Ho, Jeeves!

Bertie Wooster is much in demand, but his best-laid plans go awry.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette, and get carried away when they try it for themselves. In the Boat, the Tea Machine is behaving oddly - the spout keeps on growing longer!

Mr Bean

A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.

The Dog Ate My Homework

In this special episode, Iain Stirling takes on the role of Stirling Holmes. As the world's greatest detective, he is trying to solve the strange case of the missing homework... which has been stolen by evil genius Professor Dogiarty.

My Brilliant Divorce

Geraldine Aron's radio adaptation of her Olivier-nominated West End hit, a comedy drama about surviving divorce with your sense of humour intact.

Keeping Up Appearances

Having made enquiries about expensive vacations, Hyacinth discovers that voluntary church cleaning is certainly no holiday.

Lovejoy

As a 'divvie', Lovejoy is a dealer with a special talent for guessing the real value of antiques. Unfortunately, he doesn't always divine the dangers that lurk in a cunning and greedy trade.

The Green Green Grass

Tyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.

J Kingston Platt's Showbiz Handbook

Episode 2.4, My Discovery: The showbiz veteran recalls taking on a pupil with incredible results.

Horrible Histories

Egyptian queen Cleopatra clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Meanwhile, across the world, we catch up with the thoughts of famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and encounter the less glamorous side of life in Rome.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon turns to witchcraft to thwart Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.

My Family

For Susan's 40th birthday, Ben... or rather Janey... decides that he and Susan should go away for the weekend.

Millie Inbetween

A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.

Up The Front

Frankie Howerd plays a servant who is hypnotised into believing that he is the only man who can save England during World War I.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy's decision to go trekking across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles.

Hi-De-Hi!

Clive decides after a trip to Dempster Hall that Gladys is really the girl for him. However she has other ideas. But Peggy becomes the scapegoat in Ted's plan to make Clive look heroic and win back Gladys's heart.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette, and get carried away when they try it for themselves. In the Boat, the Tea Machine is behaving oddly - the spout keeps on growing longer!

'Allo 'Allo!

With Maria lost in the post, René and Edith are auditioning for a new serving girl - surprisingly, it seems that the two are looking for entirely different qualities! Meanwhile, with the Italians now in the war, Captain Alberto Bertorelli arrives at the château.

Are You Being Served?

It is decided that the staff should film an advertisement for Grace Bros. featuring some of the store's best items. It's safe to say that little goes to plan.

Anita And Me

Episode 9: Tough times for Meena, with a stay in hospital and major changes in her circle of friends.

Steptoe And Son

Harold has bought some coffins and intends leaving them in the house.

Keeping Up Appearances

Having made enquiries about expensive vacations, Hyacinth discovers that voluntary church cleaning is certainly no holiday.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean chases Scrapper around Mrs Wicket's flat but her sideboard tumbles over, he is horrified to think he has squashed poor Scrapper.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Frieda has to cope with a death and an unexpected visit.

Mr Bean

The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean.

The Green Green Grass

Tyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer expects the windows of his farmhouse to be spotless, so Bitzer calls on the services of the Flock to help him clean them. He quickly discovers that they don't always work very well as a team when chaos breaks out. Will Bitzer be able to clear up the mess before The Farmer returns?

Strange Hill High

Engaging in some journalism for the school paper, Mitchell decides it's easier to make stories up than look for real ones. Then they start coming true...

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the eighth and ninth series of the Britian's longest-running sitcom.

The Personality Test

First in the hot seat is former MP Roy Hattersley.

Class Dismissed

Outnumbered by the children, headteacher Hilary Head calls for backup from some very unusual supply teachers, and a bromance blossoms for Mr Capp.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Alone in wartime France, Gary has to deal with a nasty Nazi, a friendly resistance fighter, and the fact that his double has plans to take his place in London.

What Ho, Jeeves!

Bertie Wooster is much in demand, but his best-laid plans go awry.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz, Bob and Bevel are racing across the desert in a steam train to deliver ice cream for the opening of Purl's ice cream parlour.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Phoebe's in the present, Yvonne is in the past, and when they meet in the middle, the sparks really begin to fly. Gary is convinced that he is losing his mind, and no one seems able to help him find it.

Carry On Regardless

Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.

Hobby Bobbies

Our heroes are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket.

Lovejoy

As a 'divvie', Lovejoy is a dealer with a special talent for guessing the real value of antiques. Unfortunately, he doesn't always divine the dangers that lurk in a cunning and greedy trade.

Go Jetters

What goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.

The Rest Is History

Josie Long and Kevin Eldon join Frank and Kate to discuss Captain Blood, Drake's Drum, Bloody Mary and Ernie.

Hi-De-Hi!

Clive decides after a trip to Dempster Hall that Gladys is really the girl for him. However she has other ideas. But Peggy becomes the scapegoat in Ted's plan to make Clive look heroic and win back Gladys's heart.

Meet The Adebanjos

Gladys, upset with the family for messing up the house, decides to go on strike. What lengths will Bayo take to get some good old African home cooking? Sade enters a radio competition and hopes to be serenaded by a British RNB sensation.

'Allo 'Allo!

With Maria lost in the post, René and Edith are auditioning for a new serving girl - surprisingly, it seems that the two are looking for entirely different qualities! Meanwhile, with the Italians now in the war, Captain Alberto Bertorelli arrives at the château.

Meet The Adebanjos

It's Halloween night and Sade wants to sneak out and go to a party while Tobi and Kevin have plans to dress up and scare neighbours. Everyone's plans come to a halt when Gladys orders for the family to stay at home for Family Prayer meetings. Will Gladys succeed or will things spiral out of control?

Steptoe And Son

Harold has bought some coffins and intends leaving them in the house.

Are You Being Served?

It is decided that the staff should film an advertisement for Grace Bros. featuring some of the store's best items. It's safe to say that little goes to plan.

Scream Street

Luke throws a party, but doesn't invite Dixon, who decides to pump the Watsons' house full of poltergeists! The uninvited guests take over, and carry Resus off. Can they be stopped before they throw him into the Underlands?

Horrible Histories

Egyptian queen Cleopatra clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Meanwhile, across the world, we catch up with the thoughts of famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and encounter the less glamorous side of life in Rome.

J Kingston Platt's Showbiz Handbook

Episode 2.4, My Discovery: The showbiz veteran recalls taking on a pupil with incredible results.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy's decision to go trekking across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles.

Dad's Army

Mainwaring is shocked to find that in his absence most of the platoon have not turned up for parade and are instead playing darts with the ARP Wardens. Things get worse when Mainwaring is called upon to help with the arrest of a member of the IRA.

The Goon Show

Neddie Seagoon turns to witchcraft to thwart Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.

The Steal

With their relationship under increasing strain, Max and Linsey continue trying to find out what happened to Max's inheritance, while Fig has a disturbing story to tell.

Dad's Army

Jones, Frazer, Pike and Godfrey are stationed on an exercise in the local lighthouse, but soon cause trouble when they turn the light on and shine it over Walmington-on-Sea... during an air-raid.

Have I Got News For You

Guest host Jo Brand is joined by guest panellists Kevin Bridges and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP.

Duck Quacks Don't Echo

Lee Mack is joined by Chris Tarrant, Robert Webb and Kimberley Wyatt.

Citizen Khan

The Khans have a spare invite for the wedding. For Mr Khan, the fewer guests the better.

W1A

Ian's mission to take the sting out of what is now being referred to as 'Wingategate' continues.

Lee Evans: Roadrunner

TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the first series of the cornershop sitcom.

Live At The Apollo

In the fabulously festive final episode, the incredible Nina Conti is the host, introducing the brilliant Tanyalee Davis, Royal Variety Show favourite Hal Cruttenden and star of The Last Leg and Mock The Week, Josh Widdicombe.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Carol Vorderman, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe are the guests on this episode.

My Brilliant Divorce

Geraldine Aron's radio adaptation of her Olivier-nominated West End hit, a comedy drama about surviving divorce with your sense of humour intact.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

Harry Enfield & Chums

Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.

Quacks

Robert prepares for a cutting-edge operation on a member of the nobility.

Not Going Out

Viewers last saw Lee and Lucy as a newlywed couple just having their first baby. Fast-forward seven years and baby Charlie now has five year-old twin siblings, Benji and Molly.

The Rest Is History

Josie Long and Kevin Eldon join Frank and Kate to discuss Captain Blood, Drake's Drum, Bloody Mary and Ernie.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

The Russell Howard Hour

Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks with actor and comedian Greg Davies. Stand-up from Desiree Burch.

Live At The Apollo

Stand-up comedy from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford.

Not Going Out

Lucy causes offence by choosing the wrong babysitter.

The Shuttleworths

Ken Worthington needs John to write a catchy pop song at short notice, but John's DIY duties prove a serious obstacle. Will he be able to complete the song in time to meet Ken's deadline?

Gavin & Stacey

The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

A selection of episodes from the first series about walking distaster area Frank Spencer.

The Missing Hancocks

As Hancock is absent, Bill is staying with Harry Secombe. They decide to show Andree the sights of London but get caught up in Sid's plot to steal the crown jewels.

The Hudson And Pepperdine Show

Episode 3.2: Melanie and Vicki try their hand at speed-dating before turning to Davina and Cilla for help with their love lives.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Dara O Briain and Sharon Horgan. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in with help from Adam Buxton.

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Alexander Armstrong and John Sessions.

Dave Podmore

Dave is due to get a call any day now. But will it be from the Test selectors or the VAT inspectors? The star cricketer injures Felicity Kendall in a charity celebrity cricket game.

A League Of Their Own

Russell Howard, Una Foden and Kevin Keegan join the regulars.

Gavin & Stacey

Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.

Richard E. Grant On... Ealing Comedies

In this episode Richard looks at one of the steamiest comedies to date, The Titfield Thunderbolt, a proper comedy about trains, and explores the story behind one of Ealing's most famous films, The Ladykillers, and why it continues to inspire again and again.

Bedazzled

The Devil grants a suicidal short-order cook who is in love with a waitress, seven wishes in return for his soul. Stars Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.

Live At The Apollo

In the fabulously festive final episode, the incredible Nina Conti is the host, introducing the brilliant Tanyalee Davis, Royal Variety Show favourite Hal Cruttenden and star of The Last Leg and Mock The Week, Josh Widdicombe.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Tom Rosenthal, Craig Revel Horwood, Roisin Conaty and US comic Rob Delaney for this show.

Henry IX

Will Henry ever achieve his dream of freedom and a 'normal' life with Serena?

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and the team sift through another week's events. Featuring guests Hal Cruttenden, Gary Delaney, Miles Jupp and Alistair McGowan.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary is rapidly running out of money, and Ron has lost the will to print it.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Jimmy Carr and Griff Rhys Jones, and Lee Mack is joined by Dave Myers and Susanna Reid.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.

Live At The Apollo

Stand-up comedy from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford.

Anita And Me

Episode 9: Tough times for Meena, with a stay in hospital and major changes in her circle of friends.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

The superb Ed Gamble introduces funny man Fin Taylor; the fantastic Mae Martin; and the extremely funny Mo Gilligan.

QI

With Jeremy Clarkson, Alexander Armstrong and John Sessions.

Richard E. Grant On... Ealing Comedies

In this episode Richard looks at one of the steamiest comedies to date, The Titfield Thunderbolt, a proper comedy about trains, and explores the story behind one of Ealing's most famous films, The Ladykillers, and why it continues to inspire again and again.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

In this show, Rob and Aisling are joined in their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points by First Dates love guru Fred Sirieix, This Is England actor Thomas Turgoose and comedians Desiree Burch and Sara Pascoe.

The Personality Test

First in the hot seat is former MP Roy Hattersley.

What Ho, Jeeves!

Bertie Wooster is much in demand, but his best-laid plans go awry.

Hobby Bobbies

Our heroes are dispatched to investigate a nuisance caller and her dangerous dog - but stumble into the local drugs racket.

The Rest Is History

Josie Long and Kevin Eldon join Frank and Kate to discuss Captain Blood, Drake's Drum, Bloody Mary and Ernie.