Schedule Saturday 14th July 2018
She Knows Y'Know
Comedy starring Hylda Baker.
A Woman Of No Importance
At a country house party, Mrs Arbuthnot's long-concealed secret comes back to haunt her.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 13 - Balancing ActWhen Richard claims to be an expert gymnast, Sooty and the gang insist he shows off his skills. But with a host of traps waiting for him at the gym, will he make it to the gymnastics show in one piece?
Lovejoy
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 19 - Cone Of ShameBitzer is an all-too willing volunteer when he has to wear the cone of shame and is happy to let the flock wait on him. That is, until Shaun rumbles his malingering and plots the pooch's comeuppance.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 35 - Today The Dog, Tomorrow The WorldPower-hungry tiny alien Empress Miasma takes control of Gnasher from the inside and uses him in her attempts to take over planet Earth. But when Miasma breaks out of Gnasher into Beanotown for real and Walter helps her grow in size, mayhem really takes hold!
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Pilot, Episode 1 - A Sharp Intake Of BreathSheila fancies having a small porch added to the back door off the kitchen, so calls in a local builder. Peter heads off to see his bank manager for a loan to cover the quote...
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 1 - EurodiddyIt's the annual EuroDiddy Song Contest! Also, there's a new episode of Worrying Mum and Dad and a Diddy Chat with Melvin Odoom.
Michael Bentine - The Reluctant Jester
Episode 2.2, It'll Be Alright on the Night: Michael Bentine entertains an audience with tales about the hazards of live TV and working with animals.
Boj
Episode 28 - Keeping Mr CloppityWhen the buddies mishear Mr Cloppity say something is worn out and needs to leave the park, they think he means he is leaving and set about getting him to stay.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 1 - Your Life In Their HandsPeter doesn't much feel like eating his breakfast, which leads Sheila to insist he visit the doctor for a check-up.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 38 - The Great Mosque Of Djenne, AfricaGrandmaster Glitch has been invited to Djenne in Mali, Africa, to visit the people and to see one of his favourite things at work - mud!
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 3 - JobMiranda heads to the gym and, after a fuchsia-face-inducing workout, decides it's perhaps not quite for her. She must therefore find a way of getting out of her water-tight contract with the gym.
Castle's On The Air
Comedy with Roy Castle.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 21 - Rock And RollBitz and Bob are helping famous artist La Purl move a very large rock across the beach, as she needs it for a mysterious work of art.
Jimmy's Cricket Team
Comedy starring Jimmy Cricket.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 1 - Kenneth WilliamsThe Interviews begins with Kenneth Williams, legend of radio and film comedy.
The Grumbleweeds In...
A repeat of this radio.
We Have Been Watching
Episode 3In this episode classic clips from Blackadder, Outnumbered, Only Fools And Horses and Extras are watched and discussed by guests including Maxine Peake and Diane Morgan; Craig Charles and Robert Llewellyn; Nigel Planer and Adil Ray; and James Acaster and Nish Kumar.
The Al Read Show
A repeat of this 1951 radio.
The Night We Dropped A Clanger
A Royal Air Force officer plans to fool the Nazis as to his whereabouts by using a double, but the double is accidentally sent on the officer's mission.
Ken Dodd's Easter Special
Ken Dodd presents a special.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 4 - Little School Of HorrorsBecky, Mitchell and Templeton stumble upon a dilapidated greenhouse with one lone plant struggling for life.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waffle And The KittenThe Brooklyn-Bells are looking after the kitten from Jess's veterinary practice.
It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 1 - Loyal SupportGeorge Mainwaring has returned to England, having been working in Switzerland. He is shocked to learn that Frambourne is demolishing the local pier. Mainwaring goes to the bank to get a loan so that he can buy the pier, and is startled to discover the bank manager is his former employee, Arthur Wilson.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 4 - Waffle's Pet PartyIt's the day of Jess's 'bring a pet' birthday party.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
Little Roy
Series 2, Episode 9 - My Shadow And IRoy doesn't feel like his normal self when he gets separated from his shadow. With the help of Becky and Bill, Roy communicates with his shadow and tries to convince him that they belong together to make one another feel complete.
Dead Ringers
Series 18, Episode 6As England crashes out of the World Cup, Theresa May fights a mass cabinet resignation and Trump visits London, the Dead Ringers team takes aim. Watch out for that blimp!
Little Roy
Series 2, Episode 10 - You Are What You EatRoy eats too much pizza and drinks too much soda and turns into a floating pizza slice. Friends and family gather around to help bring Roy back down to earth, but will they be able to help him see that it is best to have everything in moderation?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 2 - In The MoodGary fears he may not be the only one who can go back to 1942 when young Arthur disappears from the shop.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 51 - Treasure!In a dark and cobwebby corner of his attic, Mr Bean finds a treasure map. But tricky clues lead Bean up the chimney, round the bend, down the garden path, up the blinking wall and nearly all the way to Australia!
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 52 - HomelessAfter a regrettable episode involving his landlady sleepwalking into his room, Mr Bean suddenly finds himself out on his ear with nowhere to live. Near to tears, he yearns for the cosy familiarity of his old home. But a scarecrow and a pair of false teeth come to his rescue.
The Accidental AM
Episode 1 - PilotSitcom about a woman persuaded to stand in the Welsh Assembly election on the basis that she definitely will not win.
Are You Being Served?
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the department store sitcom.
Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the time travel sitcom.
An Ideal Husband
Film based on Oscar Wilde's play, starring Rupert Everett as Lord Arthur Goring, described by his friends as "the idlest man in London".
The Fosdyke Saga
Episode 12, Flaming Fosdykes: "We're being forced out of business by them flaming Fosdykes."
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 5 - Monster MountainBob wants to plant a sign on the top of Mount Robo-Bob, so they set off in grippy shoes to climb it.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Episode 2Olivia Colman, Rhod Gilbert and The Great British Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood attempt to out-fact each other.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of eight episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 36 - The Leshan Giant Buddha, ChinaInspired by the statue of the Giant Buddha of Leshan, Ubercorn teaches the Go Jetters all about mindfulness to help them to concentrate.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 37 - Kinderdijk, NetherlandsIt's a whirlwind of windmill excitement as the Go Jetters travel to Kinderdijk in the Netherlands to celebrate National Mill Day.
A Woman Of No Importance
At a country house party, Mrs Arbuthnot's long-concealed secret comes back to haunt her.
Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
Carry On Regardless
Wild adventures and misadventures of co-partners in an unconventional employment agency.
Blankety Blank
Comedy panel-game-show of missing words hosted in turn by Terry Wogan, Les Dawson, Lily Savage and Bradley Walsh.
Michael Bentine - The Reluctant Jester
Episode 2.2, It'll Be Alright on the Night: Michael Bentine entertains an audience with tales about the hazards of live TV and working with animals.
The League Of Gentlemen
Comic crime caper about an audacious robbery plotted and executed by a group of former military men.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the first series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
Wimbledon
Romantic comedy. Peter Colt is a low-ranking tennis star whose misfortune on the court is only matched by his extremely bad luck in love.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the third series of the lie-based panel game.
Castle's On The Air
Comedy with Roy Castle.
Jimmy's Cricket Team
Comedy starring Jimmy Cricket.
Comedy From Merton To Enfield
Episode 1 - David BaddielA look at the phenomenally successful career of writer and performer David Baddiel, once lauded as a rock-star of comedy.
Les Dawson: In His Own Words
Channel 5 celebrates the work of comedian Les Dawson.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 2 - Ooh My AnkleFunke pretends to have a broken leg in order to avoid being kicked out of the Adebanjo House. Tobi, Sade and Kevin have a competition to see who can cook the best Nigerian Dish.
Comedy From Merton To Enfield
Episode 2 - Paul WhitehouseCo-creator of The Fast Show and long-time collaborator with Harry Enfield, this episode looks at the work of writer and performer Paul Whitehouse.
Horrible Science
Episode 1 - Deadly DiseasesThis episode coughs up the disgusting details of snot, sneezes and viruses, from the cruel common cold to shocking smallpox.
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 3 - The CaféFunke has a trial day for a job at the local café and Bayo sets out to get her fired!
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 5An Incan child has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King George IV embarks on a solo musical career.
The Grumbleweeds In...
A repeat of this radio.
W1A
Series 1, Episode 1Ian Fletcher's first challenge on arriving at New Broadcasting House, on his brand new and much-improved folding bike, is to find somewhere to sit in a building aggressively over designed around the principle of not having a desk.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 4Paul and Sam discover that their geography is a bit rusty, Nan is excited about Meals On Wheels and Carole is annoyed by vegetarians, mime artists and windscreen washers.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 5 - BristolMighty Boosh star Noel Fielding headlines, with additional performances from Seann Walsh, Mike Gunn and Hal Cruttenden.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are back for a new series of the topical comedy panel show. The teams are joined by celebrity guests Paul Hollywood, Dawn O'Porter, Joe Wilkinson and Rob Beckett.
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 1 - Mammy Pulls It OffDermot and his new wife Maria have a baby on the way, and they are desperate for a place of their own. The newlyweds just can't afford to move out, but Mrs Brown has a plan to help her son...
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 3 - BurglaryHaving gone out for fish and chips, Eddie returns hours later, paralytic. Just as Richie's got him into bed, they hear a burglar downstairs.
Michael McIntyre's Showtime
TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.
Comedy Gold: Laugh Out Loud Live
A compendium of comedy highlights, from stand-up shows and other routines in front of an audience.
Old Harry's Game
Series 4, Episode 2 - Beautiful EnglandSatan and the Professor argue about the behaviour of the English, while Scumspawn tries to punish a football hooligan.
A Life On Screen - Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry and colleagues recount his successes and popularity in British film and television.
Keith Lemon: Coming In America
Episode 2Keith is advised that Hollywood is a yes town and that to get ahead he needs to say yes to every opportunity that comes his way. Keith commits to this philosophy and also decides he needs some guy friends.
Mark Thomas Presents
Episode 1: American satirist and comedian Stan Freberg performs at London's Comedy Store at the age of 79.
Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island
Richie and Eddie find themselves marooned on a desert island in the third live stage show based on the popular sitcom.
Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 5The Fonejacker calls Café Italia Uno to enquire about his blind date and Horace Von Khuter from the Zimbabwean Telephone Fraud Prevention Unit calls England.
The Simon Day Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - Tommy CocklesComedy legend Tommy Cockles performs at the Mallard Theatre and is stunned to discover that manager Ron Bone has no idea who he is.
A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 8Olympic medallist Jenny Jones, football legend Gianfranco Zola and comedian Johnny Vegas join Corden and co for the final episode of the series.
Fonejacker
Series 1, Episode 6A dying man makes a call to a life insurance firm and Mr Doovdé wants to know whether he should buy an HP or IBM computer.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Martin Clunes and guest panellists Johnny Vegas and journalist Jo Coburn.
Funny Women: French & Saunders
A documentary looking at the comedy careers of double-act Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 2Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Rhod Gilbert. Henning Wehn joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
Breaking The News
Series 10, Episode 4With Tiffany Stevenson, Stuart Mitchell, Jim Smith and Hannah McGill.
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 3Ex-Olympic athlete Denver Mills is at a school sports day; rubbish transvestite Emily Howard goes to the video store, and Sir Bernard Chumley goes to the theatre.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Andi Osho, Terry AldertonAdam Hills is joined by Andi Osho and Terry Alderton.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jo Brand and Claudia Winkleman. Bill Bailey joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Episode 4Woody Allen, Lenny Henry, Larry Grayson, Jasper Carrott, Mike Carter, Frankie Howerd, Tom O'Connor, Les Dawson, Victoria Wood and Jackie Mason take their turn.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Christmas Special - The Lost ColonyTrouble starts when the delectable Mary-John Lovejoy, Lovejoy's long-lost cousin from Sheridan County, North Carolina, decides to steal relics that once belonged to Sir Walter Raleigh. Lovejoy follows the trail to the deep south, where he gets dangerously embroiled with his dodgy relatives, and has to be rescued by Charlotte.
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 5Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest host Jack Dee are joined by guest panellists Bridget Christie and Charlie Brooker.
CelebAbility
Series 2, Episode 4This episode's guests are Scott Mills, Ollie Locke, Duncan James, Olivia Attwood and Vanessa White.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 2Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by American comic Hannibal Buress, The Voice reject Sam Buttery, actor Stephen Mangan and Canada's Katherine Ryan.
The Big Narstie Show
Series 1, Episode 3This time the guests include Richard Ayoade, Victoria Coren-Mitchell, Iya Traore and performance from Not3s and Panjabi MC.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 3 - BurglaryHaving gone out for fish and chips, Eddie returns hours later, paralytic. Just as Richie's got him into bed, they hear a burglar downstairs.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 7, Episode 5With Rhod Gilbert, Ulrika Jonsson, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Doug Stanhope.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 2, Episode 5 - BristolMighty Boosh star Noel Fielding headlines, with additional performances from Seann Walsh, Mike Gunn and Hal Cruttenden.
Can You Keep It Up For A Week?
Infamous 1974 sex comedy, starring Jeremy Bulloch as walking disaster-area Gil.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 2Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Rhod Gilbert. Henning Wehn joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
The Fosdyke Saga
Episode 12, Flaming Fosdykes: "We're being forced out of business by them flaming Fosdykes."
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 1 - Fair ExchangeThings are not going well for Lovejoy. A dud cheque lands him in trouble, then Charlotte is attacked and robbed of a newly-acquired 18th-century portrait which police later recover at Lovejoy Antiques. Egged on by her new man, she has the luckless Lovejoy charged with aggravated burglary.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 5Pinky-pointing psychic medium Raymond Day brings shocking news from the other side about a boyfriend, and the 1950s drug experimenter Larry Forsyth tries out Vantage.
A Woman Of No Importance
At a country house party, Mrs Arbuthnot's long-concealed secret comes back to haunt her.
Michael Bentine - The Reluctant Jester
Episode 2.2, It'll Be Alright on the Night: Michael Bentine entertains an audience with tales about the hazards of live TV and working with animals.