Schedule Friday 6th July 2018

Public Nuisance No. 1

A rich layabout is sent to work at his family's south of France hotel to learn discipline and responsibility.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are stroking a lady's soft, fluffy hat. Toodloo runs off underneath the hat and Great BigHoo, Chickedy and Chick chase after it. A lady walking her dog strokes the hat, a man eating his sandwiches accidentally tries to eat it and a bald man enjoys wearing it.

Shaun The Sheep

It's a quiet day and the flock decide to entertain each other by performing their favourite party tricks. However, when the Farmer tries to join in, things get a little awkward.

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Winter.

Danger Mouse

The heroes find themselves fighting for their lives on an alien world in Quark's latest money-spinning sports event.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Rachel Parris and Stephen Tompkinson.

Sorry!

It is Timothy's last day at home and, after overcoming his mother's attempts to stop him, he flies away!

The Zoo

It's time for the zoo's new tiger cub to meet his massive, meat-munching, food-obsessed dad.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch's Grimbots really need some cuddles, so it's down to Glitch to find them a new teddy bear!

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Fifth Division football, and Professor Prune goes on a Victorian adventure.

A Kid For Two Farthings

A repeat of this 1955 film.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth calls Richard out of an important meeting when Daddy disappears - apparently to get married!

Mr Bean

Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen has. Meanwhile, his landlady, Mrs Wicket, suffers from delusions of grandeur and crowns herself Queen of the Street!

Listen To Les

Lugubrious Les Dawson tells us of thin Albert, and Cosmo discusses modern teenagers.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour. There is prize money at stake and a chance to get his photo in the papers. As the competition hots up, Mr Bean's gardening techniques become more inventive, unconventional and desperate.

Justin's House

When the power goes off in Justin's House, Justin and Robert must learn to work together to get the lights and TV working again in order to watch their favourite TV programmes.

Goodnight Sweetheart

With both of the women in his life expecting babies, Gary finds there are heavy demands on his time - not to mention his bank balance.

Hi-De-Hi!

While Gladys finds herself falling for Clive, Joe Maplin announces her engagement to Spike - which doesn't please April at all.

Timmy Time

After hearing thunder during a storm, Timmy becomes fixated by loud noises, banging anything he can find.

The Unbelievable Truth

Recorded from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, David Mitchell is joined by Arthur Smith, Henning Wehn, Bridget Christie and Ed Byrne as they lie on the subjects of poison, etiquette, jelly and... David Mitchell.

Minder

Terry finally gets the chance to taste the high life when he has to mind a singing star's dream home. Arthur, as usual, has other ideas.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary fears he may not be the only one who can go back to 1942 when young Arthur disappears from the shop.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

After Henry

Sarah is missing daughter Clare, and her mother Eleanor is still very irritating.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn all about down when Toodloo gets on a runaway roller-skate. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen creates a course for marbles to roll down.

Horrible Histories

David Baddiel steps back in time and stars as Vincenzo Larfoff to deliver another not-so Scary Story about Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma.

4 O'Clock Club

Clem's freaks out when she thinks Nero has sent her a CD of love songs. And Lizzie thinks Dexter has invited her to a zombie apocalypse.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.

Lovejoy

Charlotte is invited to a wealthy client's house for lunch, but she finds herself at the mercy of a killer. Meanwhile, Lovejoy is sent on a wild treasure hunt through East Anglia.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Fifth Division football, and Professor Prune goes on a Victorian adventure.

One Foot In The Grave

The Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?

Listen To Les

Lugubrious Les Dawson tells us of thin Albert, and Cosmo discusses modern teenagers.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth calls Richard out of an important meeting when Daddy disappears - apparently to get married!

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy commandeers a bit of wartime nostalgia in the shape of a hole in the road, which has been abandoned by the council. Despite Compo and Clegg's lack of interest, he lays claim to an old siren which he then exchanges for a genuine cedar flagpole.

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Rich Hall and Phill Jupitus.

Hi-De-Hi!

While Gladys finds herself falling for Clive, Joe Maplin announces her engagement to Spike - which doesn't please April at all.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn all about down when Toodloo gets on a runaway roller-skate. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen creates a course for marbles to roll down.

'Allo 'Allo!

An unforseen cog in the works of Gruber's plans lead René to run away from the duel without a shot having been fired. Monsieur Alfonse is outraged - until Michelle explains his importance to the resistance.

Open All Hours

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Humphries is made founding editor of the Grace Bros. staff newspaper, and his colleagues pressure him to investigate why they didn't get the £600 bonus promised to them.

Minder

The shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.

Still Open All Hours

Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all. A visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile Eric is not getting on with his wife and seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

Shine On Harvey Moon

It's the week before Christmas, but the season of goodwill doesn't mean much in a Jewish household and Nan has a couple of run-ins with the landlord.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

When Walter leaves his pampered pet croc, Crunchzilla, to fend for itself, Dennis and the gang help him to get in touch with its wild side. Walter does his best to prevent them, as he needs to keep the croc tame in the hope of getting back his father's limo keys, which Crunchzilla has accidentally swallowed.

Strange Hill High

When Mitchell is issued a strange simulation baby doll to teach him responsibility, his first reaction is to bin it. But it keeps coming back and he soon realises that the doll is alive. From apathy to panic, and finally to parenthood, Mitchell soon appreciates that having Mitchell Junior around might not be so bad after all.

Mr Bean

While trying to redecorate the hall, Bean is obstructed at every turn by his landlady's vile one-eyed cat. Bean pops it in the dustbin to keep it out of the way for a while. Just his luck that it is rubbish collection day.

The Unbelievable Truth

Recorded from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, David Mitchell is joined by Arthur Smith, Henning Wehn, Bridget Christie and Ed Byrne as they lie on the subjects of poison, etiquette, jelly and... David Mitchell.

Class Dismissed

Friday gets off to an eggy start in Miss Davis' breakfast club and Whizz and Magda teach their version of cycling proficiency.

Goodnight Sweetheart

With both of the women in his life expecting babies, Gary finds there are heavy demands on his time - not to mention his bank balance.

Mr Bean

Nipping to the shops for a few provisions proves a nightmare for Bean when a mile-long shopping list from his landlady and a clapped-out trolley with a wonky wheel conspire to ruin his day. So he constructs his own trolley, with a petrol mower, pram wheels and an extra pair of hydraulic hands.

After Henry

Sarah is missing daughter Clare, and her mother Eleanor is still very irritating.

Bitz & Bob

Everyone is excited about competing in Snowy Sports Day.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary fears he may not be the only one who can go back to 1942 when young Arthur disappears from the shop.

Lovejoy

Charlotte is invited to a wealthy client's house for lunch, but she finds herself at the mercy of a killer. Meanwhile, Lovejoy is sent on a wild treasure hunt through East Anglia.

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Winter.

Go Jetters

Glitch makes a sandcastle around an oasis in the Sahara. Can the Go Jetters save the day?

Only Fools And Horses

There is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Rachel Parris and Stephen Tompkinson.

'Allo 'Allo!

An unforseen cog in the works of Gruber's plans lead René to run away from the duel without a shot having been fired. Monsieur Alfonse is outraged - until Michelle explains his importance to the resistance.

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Sarah Millican and Johnny Vegas.

Danger Mouse

Penfold's addiction to social media leads to the Baron turning all of DM's secrets against him, in a plot to deflate the planet.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag think the way to fame is through your own celebrity scent. However, Eau de Alien has a little too much animal attraction.

Only Fools And Horses

When offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Humphries is made founding editor of the Grace Bros. staff newspaper, and his colleagues pressure him to investigate why they didn't get the £600 bonus promised to them.

Scream Street

Desperate to be a true vampire, Resus makes a wish at a wishing well, only to find out that the wishing well is evil and his parents are now normals! Can he reverse his wish before the Negatives are banished from Scream Street forever.

Horrible Histories

David Baddiel steps back in time and stars as Vincenzo Larfoff to deliver another not-so Scary Story about Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Fifth Division football, and Professor Prune goes on a Victorian adventure.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy commandeers a bit of wartime nostalgia in the shape of a hole in the road, which has been abandoned by the council. Despite Compo and Clegg's lack of interest, he lays claim to an old siren which he then exchanges for a genuine cedar flagpole.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen has. Meanwhile, his landlady, Mrs Wicket, suffers from delusions of grandeur and crowns herself Queen of the Street!

Listen To Les

Lugubrious Les Dawson tells us of thin Albert, and Cosmo discusses modern teenagers.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour. There is prize money at stake and a chance to get his photo in the papers. As the competition hots up, Mr Bean's gardening techniques become more inventive, unconventional and desperate.

Open All Hours

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine, he is forced to come up with an ingenious plan to keep her happy and his savings undisturbed.

Ground Control

Neurosurgeon Tess Carter is tired of conducting the ultimate long distance relationship with her astronaut husband Scott. Instead she puts her energy into discovering the identity of one of her patients who is in a coma. And Tess now believes she knows who he is.

Still Open All Hours

Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all. A visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile Eric is not getting on with his wife and seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

Ripping Yarns

A repeat-run of the entire second series of the Michael Palin sitcom.

Only Fools And Horses

Del enters an old painting of Rodney's in to a competition and unexpectedly wins a holiday for three. Unfortunately for Rodney, his painting came first in the under 15 category... Del decides not to tell anyone and deal with it once they get out there.

Live At The Apollo

Hal Cruttenden is in charge this week, with guest performers Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade.

A League Of Their Own

The boys' latest adventure has been an even bigger hit than their first and the laughs keep coming with this special episode of unseen footage from James, Jack, Freddie and Jamie's eventful US adventure. Featuring outtakes, unseen pranks and behind-the-scenes antics.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jo Brand, Nick Helm, Jordan Stephens from Rizzle Kicks and Louis Walsh take part in the panel show.

Our Friend Victoria

Michael Ball presents the third installment, which looks at Victoria's refreshingly candid views on sex and relationships and her unique ability to say what we were all thinking when it came to romance, dating, getting it or not getting it.

The League Of Gentlemen's Apocalypse

Feature-length spin-off from the BAFTA-winning comedy series. Some of the population of Royston Vasey manage to leave.

Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh

Television broadcast of Jimmy Carr's sixth stand-up DVD.

Mock The Week

Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests appearing in this one.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Rachel Parris and Stephen Tompkinson.

A League Of Their Own

The boys are joined by West Ham striker Andy Carroll, comedian David Walliams and former Spice Girl Melanie C.

Celebrity Juice

Joining the panel tonight are actor Will Mellor, TOWIE's Danielle Armstrong, comedian Johnny Vegas and Emmerdale star Danny Miller.

Only Fools And Horses

Del is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.

Grn Scrn Gr8s

Man Like Haks and Mo Real are amongst the performers this week.

Room 101

Comedian Catherine Tate, actor Nigel Havers and TV presenter Rylan Clark-Neal try to send hipster restaurants, set up-paparazzi shoots and Jeremy Corbyn into the Orwellian chamber.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Des O'Connor CBE and Tess Daly, while David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips.

The Catherine Tate Show

A Northern Irish mum is delighted that her son is gay. Meanwhile, Nan visits an old friend in hospital and Lauren takes a job in a burger bar.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

It's Jon Richardson and James Acaster versus Lee Mack and Sarah Millican, with John Cooper Clarke in Dictionary Corner.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

Live At The Apollo

The series kicks off with Sarah Millican as host with special guests Russell Kane and Joe Lycett.

QI

Special Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

Bottom Live

Eddie and Richie get up to more insane antics in the 1993 live stage version of the popular sitcom.

Listen Against

A disaster on the island from Desert Island Discs, and BBC presenters go commercial.

The Catherine Tate Show

Lauren joins the cheerleaders to impress Ryan, 50s landlady Ma Willow makes her first appearance and Nan has a mouse in her house.

Fonejacker

Irish Mike represents more inappropriately named companies and the Chinese Gang enquire about bringing a film crew into the cinema to film the film.

The Week That Wasn't

David Attenborough espouses the positives of grime music; the Duchess of Cornwall visits Radio 2; ITV's football pundits consider the split of Cheryl and Liam Payne; and Nigel Farage has an epiphany.

Russell Howard Live: Wonderbox

A TV edit of Russell Howard's 2014 DVD.

Live At The Apollo

Hal Cruttenden is in charge this week, with guest performers Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade.

Stath Lets Flats

Stath gets a chance to show a couple a lovely semi-detached home. They're on the cusp of signing up until they see the back garden, which is overgrown and full of rubbish.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show runs into extra time with a special featuring never-before-seen footage.

Minder

The shady dealings of a loveable rogue. The last thing Arthur wants to do on his niece's wedding day is shift a consignment of pornographic magazines.

Mock The Week

Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests appearing in this one.

Would I Lie To You?

Lee Mack is joined by Des O'Connor CBE and Tess Daly, while David Mitchell is joined by Rhod Gilbert and Sally Phillips.

Limmy's Show!

Adventure phone-in host Falconhoof gets propositioned about a spot of charity work live on air.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging. Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by Joe Wilkinson, Ellie Taylor, Natalie Cassidy and Gabby Logan.

Ali G In Da USAiii

Ali speaks to prominent Republican Newt Gingrich, Borat tries his hand at acting, and Austrian model Bruno meets top designer Marc Jacobs.

Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game

East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.

Limmy's Show!

Lovable ex-junkie Jacqueline McCafferty meets her hero, but doesn't make things easy for herself; and The Secret Agents meet on a park bench with their newspapers.

QI

Special Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.

The Comic Strip Presents...

Comic fantasy telling the story of Rebekah, an innocent and beguiling Northern girl who accidentally becomes Chief Executive of News International and gets caught up in a seventies Watergate-style scandal.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Mark Watson, Katy Wix, Karen Taylor and Jim Moir (aka Vic Reeves) join Alan Davies for another evening of impromptu chat. The conversation veers from crap competition wins and hideous surprises to faking it and freakish phobias.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jack Dee, Rob Beckett, Radio 1 DJ Gemma Cairney and Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing.

Lookalikes

Andy bets his last remaining finances on an all-or-nothing footy match against his disgruntled students.

The Last Leg

This week the regulars are joined by Miriam Margolyes and Aisling Bea.

Shine On Harvey Moon

It's the week before Christmas, but the season of goodwill doesn't mean much in a Jewish household and Nan has a couple of run-ins with the landlord.

The Unbelievable Truth

Recorded from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, David Mitchell is joined by Arthur Smith, Henning Wehn, Bridget Christie and Ed Byrne as they lie on the subjects of poison, etiquette, jelly and... David Mitchell.

After Henry

Sarah is missing daughter Clare, and her mother Eleanor is still very irritating.

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Winter.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Rachel Parris and Stephen Tompkinson.