Schedule Wednesday 4th July 2018

Gert And Daisy's Week-end

Wartime comedy about a pair of sisters accompanying a group of children to the country.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos find themselves in a sports hall. They watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon. Toodloo copies the gymnast, twirling a ribbon. Chickedy and Chick join in and Great BigHoo tries too but he ends up twirling his ribbon around Toodloo, Chickedy and Chick.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer decides it's time to get fit - and calls on Bitzer to join him. Bitzer has other ideas and comes up with a secret plan to avoid putting in the hard work. Will his scheme catch up with him in the end?

Ring Around The Bath

Episode 3.3, Loophole: Patrick gets a TV presenting job, but filming at home puts Stella's garden at risk.

Danger Mouse

When secret information is leaked from HQ all eyes fall on Colonel K! Is it possible he's a traitor or is there something suspicious about his moustache?

Sorry!

Timothy shows Mother, Father and Pippa round his new home. Mother gets a chance to put Pippa off Timothy for life.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Local butcher Mutton Jeff arranges a date, but his vocation proves a problem.

The Zoo

Jurgen is convinced that gorillas Geoffrey and Dave and the keepers are throwing him a huge surprise birthday party.

Go Jetters

Lars and Foz are in the Wolong Nature Reserve in China, taking care of the 2,000 pandas that live in the wild there.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!

The Navy Lark

Mr Phillips Has Navigation Tuition: Left hand down a bit! The ship's bumbling navigator attempts to pass an examination.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean's heart-throb, Roxy, is singing in a concert at the London Palladium, and he sets his sights on getting her signature in his autograph book. A difficult feat, but will love prevail?

Round The Horne

It's Kenneth Horne to the rescue in The Gaylords, plus bona beats from Julian and Sandy.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is over the moon when he meets Mr Pod - the two men have so much in common: the same shirt, jacket, trousers and even underpants. And to top it all, Pod is Bean's spitting image. But Mr Bean falls to earth with a bump when his girlfriend, Irma Gobb, finds Mr Pod much better looking than him.

Justin's House

Robert tries hard to get his latest Climate-mate invention working properly, in order to cool down the temperature in Justin's House!

Hi-De-Hi!

Joe Maplin announces that the staff are to perform in short plays written by his girlfriend. Ted, unhappy at these new arrangements, hatches other plans...

Goodnight Sweetheart

Yvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past?

Timmy Time

Timmy is having fun on the tricycle, but Ruffy does not have much luck learning how to ride it.

Wordaholics

Countdown's Susie Dent, writer Natalie Haynes and comedians Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall vie for supremacy in the panel game hosted by Gyles Brandreth.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Minder

A chance meeting in a club which Terry is minding takes Arthur into the world of fine art as he sees an opportunity to make some money by selling forgeries.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Having missed the interview which Yvonne set up for him, Gary has to pretend to be ill. Back in 1942, Phoebe really is ill but will 1990s medicine work in the past?

Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue

Sofa-bound TV presenters Mike and Sue Mike take a look at the flipside of fame, Mike meets his biggest fan and the week's good cause is Charity.

Twirlywoos

The Box brings them a rainy cloud, which makes the Boat wet too!

Horrible Histories

A selection of monarchs, a rather unsavoury make and singing suffragettes provide the entertainment in another packed episode of the historical comedy sketch show.

4 O'Clock Club

Nero joins Clem's swimming club - but soon finds he's well out of his depth.

Miracle In Soho

1950s romantic comedy about a road mender who falls in love with a woman about to emigrate.

One Foot In The Grave

Replaced at work by a box, Victor embarks on his enforced retirement but finds it exasperatingly difficult to adapt to his directionless new existence. As he struggles without his security guard job, he begins magnifying mundane aspects of everyday life into major dramas.

Lovejoy

While Lovejoy goes away with Charlotte to value an antique clock, Charlie Gimbert tries to evict him. And an antique fish reveals a romantic secret.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.

The Navy Lark

Mr Phillips Has Navigation Tuition: Left hand down a bit! The ship's bumbling navigator attempts to pass an examination.

Round The Horne

It's Kenneth Horne to the rescue in The Gaylords, plus bona beats from Julian and Sandy.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth quite enjoys a family christening - except when it's Daisy's family!

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy identifies the sound of a giant woodpecker and exploits this natural wonder.

QI

With Bill Bailey, Jack Dee and David Mitchell.

Hi-De-Hi!

Joe Maplin announces that the staff are to perform in short plays written by his girlfriend. Ted, unhappy at these new arrangements, hatches other plans...

Twirlywoos

The Box brings them a rainy cloud, which makes the Boat wet too!

'Allo 'Allo!

In a change of strategy from London, a French-speaker is sent, disguised as a policeman. René has far more to worry about; he and Hans have been tasked with borrowing Gruber's armoured car in order to blow up a train!

Open All Hours

Perhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract the ministrations of a certain district nurse?

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Humphries comes down with Marines' Disease, and the entire staff is forced into quarantine with him. And on Mr. Spooner's first day in the department, too!

Open All Hours

A local crime wave scares the wites out of an already security-obsessed Arkwright - there's nothing for it, the shop has to be fortified!

Minder

When Mad Micky goes on the run to protest his innocence, Terry has to look after him and Arthur sees his chance of a scoop.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey finally gets what he has wanted since demob - a white-collar job - but is disappointed yet again!

The Interviews

A profile of Julie Walters. Throughout her career, Julie has switched effortlessly from comedy to hard-hitting drama.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Dennis recruits Grizzly Griller to help make school sports day more extreme, but as he and JJ get competitive against each other, who is sabotaging both their chances of winning?

Strange Hill High

It's Valentine's Day and while attempting to sabotage Abercrombie's zero tolerance to romance, the trio discover a portal to the inside the head's head. What at first seems like the best thing ever soon turns into a nightmare as the bullies gain control of the headmaster. The only way to stop them is to test the old adage - the heart rules the head.

Mr Bean

Bean is tormented by the toothache from hell, but his DIY attempts to pull it out fail, and he is left with no choice but to visit the dreaded dentist. Can Bean face the dentist's chair? Or will the dentist despair of him?

Wordaholics

Countdown's Susie Dent, writer Natalie Haynes and comedians Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall vie for supremacy in the panel game hosted by Gyles Brandreth.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Yvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past?

Mr Bean

After accidentally rescuing a kitten from a tree, Mr Bean is about to get his picture in the newspaper. The photographer arrives with the grateful owner but disaster strikes when Mr Bean is upstaged by his hair!

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue

Sofa-bound TV presenters Mike and Sue Mike take a look at the flipside of fame, Mike meets his biggest fan and the week's good cause is Charity.

Bitz & Bob

Bitz has created a super strawberry, dreamy creamy, nicely icely, bake-a-licious cake that is so tasty Bob suggests she makes more so she can sell them to the whole world.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Having missed the interview which Yvonne set up for him, Gary has to pretend to be ill. Back in 1942, Phoebe really is ill but will 1990s medicine work in the past?

Lovejoy

While Lovejoy goes away with Charlotte to value an antique clock, Charlie Gimbert tries to evict him. And an antique fish reveals a romantic secret.

Ring Around The Bath

Episode 3.3, Loophole: Patrick gets a TV presenting job, but filming at home puts Stella's garden at risk.

Go Jetters

Glitch creates big trouble with a little pyramid when he and the Go Jetters visit Egypt.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Local butcher Mutton Jeff arranges a date, but his vocation proves a problem.

Class Dismissed

For this year's school photo, Dockbridge High decided to hire one of the world's best photographers... but none of them were available so they got Blake Papaway instead. As the staff and pupils prepare, Blake goes missing. Will they find him in time?

'Allo 'Allo!

In a change of strategy from London, a French-speaker is sent, disguised as a policeman. René has far more to worry about; he and Hans have been tasked with borrowing Gruber's armoured car in order to blow up a train!

QI

With Sean Lock, Frank Skinner and John Bishop.

The Green Man

A hapless vacuum cleaner salesman stumbles upon a professional hitman's plot to kill a leading public figure.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag think they need to learn manners. However, they accidentally enrol themselves on an obedience class for dogs.

Only Fools And Horses

While out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Malcolm and Ramesh's relationship steps up a gear, and Dave dips his toes into the delight of online dating apps.

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Humphries comes down with Marines' Disease, and the entire staff is forced into quarantine with him. And on Mr. Spooner's first day in the department, too!

Scream Street

Luke is used to putting off his homework but the more he puts it off, the bigger the burden grows. Until eventually his homework turns into an unmanageable monster.

Only Fools And Horses

When a pretty niece of Trigger's arrives in the Nag's Head, Del and Rodney indulge in a little sibling rivalry in an effort to win her fair hand. One of them, however, ends up doing a spot of unscheduled hang-gliding.

Horrible Histories

A selection of monarchs, a rather unsavoury make and singing suffragettes provide the entertainment in another packed episode of the historical comedy sketch show.

The Navy Lark

Mr Phillips Has Navigation Tuition: Left hand down a bit! The ship's bumbling navigator attempts to pass an examination.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Foggy identifies the sound of a giant woodpecker and exploits this natural wonder.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean's heart-throb, Roxy, is singing in a concert at the London Palladium, and he sets his sights on getting her signature in his autograph book. A difficult feat, but will love prevail?

Round The Horne

It's Kenneth Horne to the rescue in The Gaylords, plus bona beats from Julian and Sandy.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is over the moon when he meets Mr Pod - the two men have so much in common: the same shirt, jacket, trousers and even underpants. And to top it all, Pod is Bean's spitting image. But Mr Bean falls to earth with a bump when his girlfriend, Irma Gobb, finds Mr Pod much better looking than him.

Open All Hours

Perhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract the ministrations of a certain district nurse?

Ground Control

Astronaut Scott Carter is about to take his first space walk but his wife's mind is not on that; Tess, a neurosurgeon, is more interested in solving the mystery of an unidentified patient in a coma. But is he the innocent victim she assumes?

QI

With Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Australian comedian Colin Lane.

A League Of Their Own

Presenter Amanda Holden joins Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall on the blue team, while Jamie Redknapp lines up alongside award-winning comic and Trollied star Aisling Bea, and his former Liverpool midfield partner John Barnes.

Open All Hours

A local crime wave scares the wites out of an already security-obsessed Arkwright - there's nothing for it, the shop has to be fortified!

Last Holiday

Alec Guinness-starring Ealing comedy about a man who is told he doesn't have long to live.

Sorry!

A selection of episodes from the first series of the Ronnie Corbett sitcom.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.

Only Fools And Horses

Rodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.

Only Fools And Horses

Del has gone all high-powered and trendy in an attempt to adopt a yuppy image. Rodney is unimpressed as his attention is focused on getting his computer diploma at night school.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Liza Tarbuck, taking on special guest captain Sarah Millican with Romesh Ranganathan. Susie Dent is joined by Phill Jupitus in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Local butcher Mutton Jeff arranges a date, but his vocation proves a problem.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

The Secret World

Peter Sallis lays down a track for Lady Gaga's new album, Chancellor Merkel plays 'snog marry avoid' and Ed Miliband learns to boogie. It can only be the strange goings on in the show that shines a light on the private lives of public people.

The Royle Family

Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.

Porridge

A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas. Pappy's join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

Greg Davies Live: Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog

TV broadcast of Greg Davies Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominated debut 2010 solo stand-up show.

Fabulous

Faye dreams about calling the Make A Dream foundation.

Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game

East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.

Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea

The search is on for the best talent in the glens. Have Hamish and Dougal got what it takes to enter Fay MacAdemy, the famous highland talent contest?

The Catherine Tate Show

Paul meets Sam's parents who are still laughing about their fancy dress party, Bernie meets a new member of staff and Nan comes home from a funeral and discovers that Lena owed her money.

Live At The Apollo

Jack Dee invites Rob Brydon's alter ego Keith Barret on to the stage.

The Masterson Inheritance

The family's epic Crimean War struggle of carnage, carnality and cads.

The Catherine Tate Show

Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.

QI

With Jeremy Hardy, Jeremy Clarkson and Barry Cryer.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Absolutely Fabulous

After a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.

Encore

A repeat of this 1951 film.

Minder

When Mad Micky goes on the run to protest his innocence, Terry has to look after him and Arthur sees his chance of a scoop.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison look back at the Wimbledon final and ahead at the final preparations for the London Olympics, with the help of guests Josh Widdicombe, Miles Jupp and Milton Jones.

Absolutely Fabulous

A new TV venture's on the cards for Edina, and she's lined up a guest spot with Richard and Judy to help launch a new campaign; for Patsy, life revolves around a skin-freezing serum called Parralox. Saffy, meanwhile, hopes for a government job promoting British culture.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr asks 'what has the nation been talking about this week?'. This week he probably wishes he didn't have to...

Would I Lie To You?

With guests Craig Revel-Horwood, Ben Fogle, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.

Minder

A chance meeting in a club which Terry is minding takes Arthur into the world of fine art as he sees an opportunity to make some money by selling forgeries.

The Royle Family

Nana's back for her Sunday roast, and Barbara's rushed off her feet in the kitchen. When Jim arrives with Twiggy in tow she's stretched to breaking point, but all Denise cares about is Dave's old bike.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

Harry takes an interest in the history of humans with Dr Alice Roberts' Origins Of Us, and asks whether jam or cream should go on a scone first?

QI

With Jeremy Hardy, Jeremy Clarkson and Barry Cryer.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week, Harry takes a look at Young Apprentice and asks whether meat or tomatoes are better. An eyebrow is raised to Gino D'Acampo's There's No Taste Like Home, and an early chopper is spotted at Downton Abbey.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The teams are joined by guests Alex Brooker, Henning Wehn, Rob Beckett and Kate Humble.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Stephen K. Amos, Josh Howie, Bridget Christie and multi-marathon runner, Eddie Izzard, take their seats at the table with Alan for a chat involving tales concerning showbiz connections, bizarre gift ideas and erectile discomfort.

Nurse

Graham's mood has lifted as he tells Liz about his new girlfriend, but his mother disapproves of the new love interest - especially when items start to go missing.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey finally gets what he has wanted since demob - a white-collar job - but is disappointed yet again!

Wordaholics

Countdown's Susie Dent, writer Natalie Haynes and comedians Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall vie for supremacy in the panel game hosted by Gyles Brandreth.

Life, Death And Sex With Mike And Sue

Sofa-bound TV presenters Mike and Sue Mike take a look at the flipside of fame, Mike meets his biggest fan and the week's good cause is Charity.

Ring Around The Bath

Episode 3.3, Loophole: Patrick gets a TV presenting job, but filming at home puts Stella's garden at risk.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Local butcher Mutton Jeff arranges a date, but his vocation proves a problem.