Schedule Friday 29th June 2018

It's In The Bag

Cockney sisters Gert & Daisy discover a dress they have just sold has £2,000 sewn into its lining.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn about On and Off by watching a man trying shoes on and taking them off in a shoe shop. Later, they encounter an octopus that jumps on and off everyone it sees.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer trying to impress his new date by cooking a romantic dinner. Unfortunately, the Farmer can't cook and Bitzer is a useless maitre d'. Can Shaun and the flock save the day when they take over the catering behind the scenes?

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Autumn.

Danger Mouse

When the Baron rearranges the countries of the world Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart, Jeopardy Mouse, and takes New Zealand for a spin.

Sorry!

Muriel persuades Timothy that his only hope of escaping from Mother is to buy his own cottage.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

Team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by Emma Kennedy and Richard Herring. Gaby Roslin hosts the film quiz with impressions by Alistair McGowan and Ronni Ancona.

Sorry!

Timothy is given a lucky charm with amazing powers. He soon discovers that his mother, not fate, is shaping his destiny.

The Zoo

The zoo's animals love learning new tricks - Clara the seal can jump, Cheryl the cheetah can touch a ball with her nose and Duchess the elephant can hold her legs in the air.

Go Jetters

Grim HQ struggles through the sky above the Atlantic Ocean, fighting against the powerful winds of a hurricane.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Bill Oddie sings the 'Baby Samba' and Professor Prune loses his trousers.

Mr Bean

Bean agrees to go on a date with Irma.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth looks forward to soaking up a little culture at her favourite stately home, but first feels she must visit Daddy. Unfortunately, this week he thinks he's Captain Midnight!

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to a sheep-headed publican, and Cosmo Smallpiece looks at holidays.

Mr Bean

Bean is mistaken for an escaped convict and carted off to jail.

Justin's House

Things don't quite go to plan when Justin becomes Robert's butler for the day, in order to host a special cake party for some top Cake Experts from the Justin Town Cake Society.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary is worried about Yvonne's depression at being out of work and confused by the fact that the present PC Deadman is obviously Reg's grandson and yet Reg doesn't have any children.

Hi-De-Hi!

The drunken antics of Mr Partridge cause Yvonne and Barry to start a petition to get him sacked. Unfortunately, Mr Partridge goes missing...

Timmy Time

The class learns how to play football but Timmy keeps hogging the ball. Ruffy and Paxton get bored.

The Motion Show

Graeme Garden chairs the quirky battle of words and wit, with guests Steve Punt, Gyles Brandreth, Marcus Brigstocke and Andy Parsons.

Minder

Terry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary's best friend and printer Ron is having marriage problems and it seems that his latest batch of 40s currency won't pass the quality threshold. Or could there be another time-traveller on Gary's patch?

Horrible Histories

The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.

Chambers

'Spork'? How on Earth will Fuller-Carp work that into his papers? John Fuller-carp gets embroiled in a very costly bet with rival barrister Vernon Ames, and Ruth joins a dating agency.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are watching a lady planting carrot seeds in a vegetable patch.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the second series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

His Master's Voice

Comedy drama about the life of ventriloquist Peter Brough and his doll Archie Andrews - both played by Rob Brydon.

One Foot In The Grave

Victor and Margaret agree to look after Kylie the tortoise whilst Margaret's god-daughter Jennifer goes on holiday. Meanwhile, they set about decorating the new house.

Lovejoy

Romance is in the air between Lovejoy and Charlotte.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Bill Oddie sings the 'Baby Samba' and Professor Prune loses his trousers.

One Foot In The Grave

Margaret joins the local amateur dramatic society and takes Victor to a Bergerac watching party. Meanwhile, Margaret's mother manages to get stuck in the bath with wallpaper paste.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to a sheep-headed publican, and Cosmo Smallpiece looks at holidays.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.

Keeping Up Appearances

Hyacinth looks forward to soaking up a little culture at her favourite stately home, but first feels she must visit Daddy. Unfortunately, this week he thinks he's Captain Midnight!

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are watching a lady planting carrot seeds in a vegetable patch.

'Allo 'Allo!

The Colonel organises a party in the café, purportedly to celebrate the burning of the Reichstag, but in fact just to get Flick out of his apartment whilst it is broken into.

A Run For Your Money

A 1949 film in which brothers from a Welsh village take their first trip to London and become separated.

Are You Being Served?

When a salesperson from another department makes fun of a boil on Captain Peacock's posterior, the rest of the staff push Captain Peacock into fighting to defend his honour.

The Vicar Of Dibley

Spring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.

Minder

Terry gets another dead-end job when Arthur agrees to look after a coffin. What is really in it?

His Master's Voice

Comedy drama about the life of ventriloquist Peter Brough and his doll Archie Andrews - both played by Rob Brydon.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey decides he wants to marry Harriet, but she opts to stay in Holland. Lou contracts TB. Rita's date turns out to be a murderer!

The Vicar Of Dibley

When could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

Pieface's first sleepover in the den is troubled by spooky tales of a frightening Fangtom and Walter turning up with a demolition gang determined to flatten the den!

Strange Hill High

A new school security system is installed - and the cameras seem to record what happens in the future. When Templeton becomes security monitor and goes mad with this incredible, all-seeing power, the very existence of Strange Hill is threatened.

Mr Bean

An old photo album causes Bean to reminisce about summers at Scout camp as a boy, and sets him planning a night under the stars with Teddy. Purchasing a tent proves a problem, but nothing is going to stop him having a good time - even if he has to get the garden shed over the roof of his house.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the second series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

The Motion Show

Graeme Garden chairs the quirky battle of words and wit, with guests Steve Punt, Gyles Brandreth, Marcus Brigstocke and Andy Parsons.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary is worried about Yvonne's depression at being out of work and confused by the fact that the present PC Deadman is obviously Reg's grandson and yet Reg doesn't have any children.

Mr Bean

When his model aeroplane is blown out of the sky by a rival kid's, Mr Bean sets his sights on revenge. Next day, his newly-constructed fighter plane is almost ready for take-off. But it lacks a vital part - and the model shop is shut! No matter, it is chocks away with Teddy at the controls, fighting for airspace over London N10.

Chambers

'Spork'? How on Earth will Fuller-Carp work that into his papers? John Fuller-carp gets embroiled in a very costly bet with rival barrister Vernon Ames, and Ruth joins a dating agency.

Bitz & Bob

With Bitz on drums, Bob on guitar and Bevel on vocals, The Booyahs are ready to perform.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary's best friend and printer Ron is having marriage problems and it seems that his latest batch of 40s currency won't pass the quality threshold. Or could there be another time-traveller on Gary's patch?

Lovejoy

Romance is in the air between Lovejoy and Charlotte.

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Autumn.

Go Jetters

Glitch turns the Opera House into an opera boat to enter a race around Sydney Harbour.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

Team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by Emma Kennedy and Richard Herring. Gaby Roslin hosts the film quiz with impressions by Alistair McGowan and Ronni Ancona.

A Kid For Two Farthings

A repeat of this 1955 film.

'Allo 'Allo!

The Colonel organises a party in the café, purportedly to celebrate the burning of the Reichstag, but in fact just to get Flick out of his apartment whilst it is broken into.

Only Fools And Horses

Del has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.

QI

With Noel Fielding, Eddie Kadi and Sarah Millican.

Danger Mouse

Another 'grate' episode. It sees fanatical cheese fundamentalist Aubrey Camembear threaten to create the ultimate weapon which will turn everything to cheese.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag believe that they are street magicians and attempt a trick so dangerous that the Secret Agents are forced to help them out.

Are You Being Served?

When a salesperson from another department makes fun of a boil on Captain Peacock's posterior, the rest of the staff push Captain Peacock into fighting to defend his honour.

Scream Street

Luke, Cleo and Resus have to clear away some rubbish from their homes. They discover what seems to be a bottomless pit.

Horrible Histories

The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Bill Oddie sings the 'Baby Samba' and Professor Prune loses his trousers.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Compo, Clegg and Foggy find that, for once, Howard has a cast iron excuse for being out without permission.

Mr Bean

Bean agrees to go on a date with Irma.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to a sheep-headed publican, and Cosmo Smallpiece looks at holidays.

Mr Bean

Bean is mistaken for an escaped convict and carted off to jail.

Dead Weight

Will there be a sickening end for our Slimmers' Club killer? Will Alma and Jo actually take their relationship to the next level? And what of baby Trotter?

The Vicar Of Dibley

The date of the wedding is fast approaching, and the Vicar's delighted to be attending in a dress rather than a dog collar. However, the villagers decide that their gift to the happy couple will be to organise everything for them - something Geri was actually rather looking forward to, thank you!

Live At The Apollo

Nina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.

QI

With Aisling Bea, Tony Hawks and Josh Widdicombe.

Room 101

Rob Delaney, Davina McCall and Laurence Fox attempt to banish people who order starters, 12 string guitars and cyclists in Lycra into the Orwellian chamber.

Porridge

A selection of episodes from the first series of the prison-based sitcom.

Only Fools And Horses

With the bankruptcy court ordering the family home in Nelson Mandela house to be auctioned, the Trotters' financial nightmare is fast approaching meltdown.

Combined with Cassandra about to give birth at anytime, Marlene's mysterious disappearance and Trigger behaving even more bizarrely than usual, its little wonder that no one is sleeping soundly in Peckham.

Live At The Apollo

Omid Djalili presents stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Reginald D Hunter and Julian Clary.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Tony Adams, David Baddiel and Aisling Bea for another round of the sports-based quiz show.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.

Our Friend Victoria

Episode 2 is presented by Victoria's close-friend Richard E. Grant, who recalls the times they used to meet in St. Martin In The Fields simply to watch the world go by.

The Week That Wasn't

The England team are starting to suffer from their unexpected long stay in Russia; Bear Grylls tries to spend a night in David Walliams's company; Mary Beard has a problem with London builders; and there's rhyme from the French court in Verse-ailles.

Lee Evans: Monsters

A TV broadcast of Lee Evans' final stand-up tour, recorded in 2014.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back over the week's events with the help of guests James Acaster, Tom Allen, Ed Byrne, Rhys James and Ellie Taylor.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

Team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by Emma Kennedy and Richard Herring. Gaby Roslin hosts the film quiz with impressions by Alistair McGowan and Ronni Ancona.

Celebrity Juice

Joining team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton this time are father and son duo Larry and George Lamb, Celebrity Big Brother winner Sarah Harding and comedian Jimmy Carr.

The Week That Wasn't

This week's topics include yanny/laurel; the build-up to the Royal Wedding; and renewed tensions in North Korea about a potential meeting with US President Donald Trump.

Brothers With No Game

The boys go to a house party, where everyone they know - good and bad - appears to be in attendance. Can they keep their cool or will it turn into a disaster?

Little Lifetimes By Jenny Eclair

A lonely woman takes a peek into other people's properties and lives, when their houses are put up for sale.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.

Bottom Live 2001: An Arse Oddity

Another stage show starring Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. This time, Richie & Eddie are stranded on a Pacific island.

Nurse

The comedy following a community psychiatric nurse on her rounds continues.

The Catherine Tate Show

Lauren is not impressed by her teacher's dress sense, Nan's television breaks down and Derek Faye is insulted by a doctor.

Roast Battle

Some of the sharpest wits in British comedy go up against one another, with participants attempting to humorously 'take down' their opponent to win the 'battle'. It's Tom Allen v Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang v Ed Gamble.

Listen Against

Alice Arnold and Jon Holmes take a satirical look back over the past week of radio. Michael Burke becomes trapped in the Moral Maze, and Any Answers gets a game show makeover.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr hosts the panel game with Sean Lock and Joe Wilkinson taking on Jon Richardson and Jayde Adams. David Baddiel joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.

QI

With Roger McGough, Mark Steel and Vic Reeves.

The Full Monty

Unemployed friends Gaz and Dave decide to start their own Chippendales-style show to make some quick cash.

Roast Battle

Featuring Joe Lycett versus Nick Helm and Daniel Sloss v Desiree Burch.

Innes Own World

Neil Innes performs jingles for products you never knew you needed.

The Catherine Tate Show

The Aga Saga Woman is terrified by a Geordie babysitter, Irene & Vern describe their encounter with Desmond Tutu and Nan's visit at the doctor soon turns unpleasant.

Comedy Store

An access all areas pass to the hallowed comedy venue with stand-up sets from new comedians and headline acts.

Live At The Apollo

Greg Davies hosts the stand-up comedy show, with sets from Hal Cruttenden and Simon Evans too.

Stath Lets Flats

Stath is desperate to secure a letting, and attempts to steal a viewing from colleague and arch-rival Carole.

Comedy Store

Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more!

Limmy's Show!

The second series of Limmy's BBC Scotland sketch show. Falconhoof the adventure phone-in host gets a new sidekick, and zoned-out waster Dee Dee is blasted off into space.

Frankie Goes To Russia

Frankie goes in search of ordinary Russian football fans to find out if the game means as much to them as it does to him.

Live At The Apollo

Nina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back over the week's events with the help of guests James Acaster, Tom Allen, Ed Byrne, Rhys James and Ellie Taylor.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by Jack Dee, Victoria Coren, Matt Edmondson and Rob Beckett.

Limmy's Show!

Jacqueline McCafferty tries her luck at ceilidh speed dating. Zoned-out waster Dee Dee takes an epic trip to Yoker, and psychic medium Raymond Day brings more surprising news from the spirit world. Meanwhile, Limmy gets embroiled in a karaoke melodrama, has a novel approach to gang fighting and helps us with our spelling.

Would I Lie To You?

David Mitchell is joined by Frank Skinner and Bill Oddie, while Lee Mack is joined by Jon Richardson and Sarah Millican.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

This week, Harry takes a look at the return of Downton Abbey, ex-model Lorraine Pascale's Home Cooking Made Easy, plus Coach Trip and The X Factor.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.

Ali G In Da USAiii

Ali meets 'Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali' at the UN and talks war with former National Security Adviser General Brent Scowcroft. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem (all of it) to a baseball crowd.

Tommy Cooper

Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Richard Briers.

QI

With Roger McGough, Mark Steel and Vic Reeves.

The Last Leg

In this show, voice of The Simpsons, American comedian and actor Harry Shearer joins the trio live in the studio to help dissect the week's events and talking points.

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Catherine Tate discusses her failings in the office and her fiery temper; Milton Jones reveals how he once caused a bloodbath, while performance artist Bryony Kimmings shares her thoughts on the nation's pubic hair. Ainsley Harriott, who definitely isn't Lenny Henry, completes the guest line up.

His Master's Voice

Comedy drama about the life of ventriloquist Peter Brough and his doll Archie Andrews - both played by Rob Brydon.

Trollied

It's Christmas Eve but all is not well. A hapless team of criminals are planning to nick the takings: can Gavin save the day?

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. The teams are joined by guests Dr Christian Jessen, Lethal Bizzle, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.

The Rebel

A burglary at Henry's house includes the theft of the Urn with Henry's late wife in.

Shine On Harvey Moon

Harvey decides he wants to marry Harriet, but she opts to stay in Holland. Lou contracts TB. Rita's date turns out to be a murderer!

The Motion Show

Graeme Garden chairs the quirky battle of words and wit, with guests Steve Punt, Gyles Brandreth, Marcus Brigstocke and Andy Parsons.

Chambers

'Spork'? How on Earth will Fuller-Carp work that into his papers? John Fuller-carp gets embroiled in a very costly bet with rival barrister Vernon Ames, and Ruth joins a dating agency.

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Autumn.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

Team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by Emma Kennedy and Richard Herring. Gaby Roslin hosts the film quiz with impressions by Alistair McGowan and Ronni Ancona.