Schedule Friday 15th June 2018

Two On The Tiles

A husband and wife are blackmailed by their butler with evidence of separate nights out.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos are in a warehouse, underneath a cardboard box. They watch a man load a lorry with parcels, but then he goes to load the box which the Twirlywoos are hiding underneath.

Shaun The Sheep

When Shaun dresses as the farmer he suddenly has the power to boss Bitzer around, so he decides to throw a party. All goes to plan until Shaun encounters the real farmer...

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Spring.

Danger Mouse

After reports of unexplained unruliness at the UN, Danger Mouse and Penfold arrive to scenes of quarrelling diplomats.

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Liza Tarbuck and comedian Jamali Maddix join Dara O Briain, team captains Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon and resident gaming expert Ellie Gibson to compete against each other in Crash Bandicoot, Far Cry 3, Bomb Jack, Golf With Your Friends and Livin' Nevada Loca.

Sorry!

Tim pursues his piano teacher, Miss Clanger, while trying to solve the riddle left in a note from his dead Uncle Barstable.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Iain Lee and Lucy Porter.

Sorry!

Dead and buried at 43! Shy, retiring Tim won't make a clean break and sets out to prove he's still as lively as a kitten.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch demands the Grimbots find somewhere with no cars so he can practice riding his bike without stabilisers.

Man Of The Moment

Norman Wisdom stars as a clerk who gets involved in international diplomacy.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Investigating hobbies, plus Professor Prune's Electric Trousers end up deep in the briny.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean meets the Queen during a visit to Buckingham Palace to replace his favourite, but broken, mug.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to a feisty barber, and Cosmo Smallpiece chairs a chat show.

Mr Bean

When did Mr Bean first meet his teddy bear? Did he really learn to drive his Mini at the age of ten? He takes us on a journey into the past.

Justin's House

Justin and Robert get their hands on a magical wishing wand from Mac's backpack, but their wishes soon get out of control.

The Green Green Grass

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

Timmy Time

Timmy loses the last piece to his jigsaw puzzle. Searching the nursery, he discovers other lost toy pieces.

The Motion Show

Graeme Garden chairs the quirky battle of words and wit, with guests Jenny Eclair, Hugh Dennis, Stuart Maconie and Greg Proops.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

Horrible Histories

Famous monk St Augustine struggles to introduce Christianity to Saxon England, Stuart diarist Samuel Pepys annoys the smartest men in Britain, we witness a daring escape from the Tower of London, and we find that Joan of Arc's story is quite an unusual one for a teenage girl.

Chambers

Fuller-Carp in a red wig and flagrante delicto? Ruth with a Tamagotchi? What is going on?

Minder

Terry has to mind a champion boxer who is making a comeback after two years away from the ring. But the crooked promoter has plans to fix the fight.

Twirlywoos

Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.

You Rang, M'Lord?

Lord Meldrum decides to send Teddy overseas, Alf has plans for James and Lady Lavender insists on a military funeral for her dead parrot.

Lovejoy

After revealing his talent for spotting a bargain on TV, Lovejoy discovers that perhaps he isn't as good as he thought. His attempts at conning a young couple backfire and he finds that making amends is much harder, and more expensive, than it appears.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Investigating hobbies, plus Professor Prune's Electric Trousers end up deep in the briny.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to a feisty barber, and Cosmo Smallpiece chairs a chat show.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Nora Batty leaves home to visit a person unknown, Compo decides that the time has come for him to say it with flowers.

Are You Being Served?

For Mr. Grace's birthday, the staff decide to hold a This is Your Life themed party, as everyone recalls how Mr. Grace has impacted their lives ... and one surprise guest makes a startling revelation.

Twirlywoos

Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.

'Allo 'Allo!

As the Resistance prepare to take delivery of the new uniforms for the Colonel and Hans and sending off the British airmen for good, René is charged with the care of a bottle of explosive disguised as gin.

Hi-De-Hi!

A special competition is in full swing as Jeffrey Fairbrother arranges the settlement of his marital problems. These arrangements confuse some and amuse others.

The Dog Ate My Homework

Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Abdul and Sophie and special guests Ivo Graham, Dr Ranj Singh, Lauren Layfield and Funmbi Omotayo.

Are You Being Served?

Freshly returned from their holidays, the staff find themselves in a twitter upon hearing that the Royal Family may visit the store.

The Green Green Grass

While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.

Minder

Arthur meets up with Yorkie, an old friend from the army, but then loses him. Terry and Arthur have to find him before his wife arrives in London.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's most popular sitcom.

The Motion Show

Graeme Garden chairs the quirky battle of words and wit, with guests Jenny Eclair, Hugh Dennis, Stuart Maconie and Greg Proops.

Chambers

Fuller-Carp in a red wig and flagrante delicto? Ruth with a Tamagotchi? What is going on?

Lovejoy

After revealing his talent for spotting a bargain on TV, Lovejoy discovers that perhaps he isn't as good as he thought. His attempts at conning a young couple backfire and he finds that making amends is much harder, and more expensive, than it appears.

Are You Being Served?

For Mr. Grace's birthday, the staff decide to hold a This is Your Life themed party, as everyone recalls how Mr. Grace has impacted their lives ... and one surprise guest makes a startling revelation.

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Spring.

Go Jetters

Grandmaster Glitch is in need of a holiday, so he takes his Grimbots to Egypt for some rest and relaxation.

The Ladykillers

Classic Ealing comedy starring Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers. A gang of robbers meet their match in a little old lady.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Iain Lee and Lucy Porter.

You Rang, M'Lord?

Lord Meldrum decides to send Teddy overseas, Alf has plans for James and Lady Lavender insists on a military funeral for her dead parrot.

'Allo 'Allo!

As the Resistance prepare to take delivery of the new uniforms for the Colonel and Hans and sending off the British airmen for good, René is charged with the care of a bottle of explosive disguised as gin.

Danger Mouse

When Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag turn their hands to the movie business - but they are only in it for the free popcorn.

Are You Being Served?

Freshly returned from their holidays, the staff find themselves in a twitter upon hearing that the Royal Family may visit the store.

Hi-De-Hi!

A special competition is in full swing as Jeffrey Fairbrother arranges the settlement of his marital problems. These arrangements confuse some and amuse others.

Scream Street

Otto is selling safari tickets to Scream Street.

Horrible Histories

Famous monk St Augustine struggles to introduce Christianity to Saxon England, Stuart diarist Samuel Pepys annoys the smartest men in Britain, we witness a daring escape from the Tower of London, and we find that Joan of Arc's story is quite an unusual one for a teenage girl.

I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again

Investigating hobbies, plus Professor Prune's Electric Trousers end up deep in the briny.

Last Of The Summer Wine

When Nora Batty leaves home to visit a person unknown, Compo decides that the time has come for him to say it with flowers.

Dad's Army

After a memo warns the platoon to look out for parachutes, Walker admits to discovering one in the woods some weeks ago. Mainwaring's keen to identify whether the material was British or German, but that's not so easy as it was turned into several dozen pairs of ladies' knickers!

Mr Bean

Mr Bean meets the Queen during a visit to Buckingham Palace to replace his favourite, but broken, mug.

Listen To Les

Les Dawson pays tribute to a feisty barber, and Cosmo Smallpiece chairs a chat show.

Mr Bean

When did Mr Bean first meet his teddy bear? Did he really learn to drive his Mini at the age of ten? He takes us on a journey into the past.

Dad's Army

Mainwaring gets his hand on a boat and plans to set up river patrols. A practice run ends disastrously when the platoon get lost in fog and end up at sea. They can't really have drifted all of the way to Nazi-occupied France, can they?

The Vicar Of Dibley

Geraldine's 40th birthday is approaching, and she's determined that she doesn't want any celebration. Her friends, however, are determined to make the occasion somehow, and detecting how lonely she appears at times, contribute £1.50 each for a ticket to a speed-dating evening...

The Best Of Tommy Cooper

A selection of four episodes featuring the best of the comic magician.

Live At The Apollo

Eddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.

A League Of Their Own

Tune in for outtakes, pranks and bloopers in this special episode of unseen footage from the lads' US adventure.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Richard Bacon, Gemma Collins, Henning Wehn and Katherine Ryan.

Fawlty Towers

Sybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?

The Office

A selection of episodes from the second series of the Ricky Gervais sitcom.

The Week That Wasn't

Holly and Phil have had a puff of the green; the boys on Love Island discuss their financial savings; and the Trump-Kim meeting finally occurs. The summer's tennis season gets under way, and Trolldark is not amused by a celebrity football match ahead of the World Cup.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Iain Lee and Lucy Porter.

Celebrity Juice

Keith Lemon hosts a special 80s-themed episode of the comedy panel show in honour of his birthday. Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by regular panellist Gino D'Acampo, pop superstar Billy Ocean, TV presenter Myleene Klass and Gremlins star Zach Galligan.

Brothers With No Game

Marcus finds his internship - even though paid - is just not doing it for the ladies. Theo, meanwhile, bumps into Nicole's "friend" at the barbers whilst the gang are geetting ready for a speed-dating evening.

A League Of Their Own

The smash-hit sports panel show continues in extra time with more never-before-seen footage.

Little Lifetimes By Jenny Eclair

A grandmother visits an upmarket supermarket to buy her grandchildren a meal they won't forget, but the trip proves memorable for all the wrong reasons.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jimmy Carr is joined by Sean Lock and Mel Giedroyc and special guest captain Lee Mack with David O'Doherty. Susie Dent is joined by Adam Buxton in Dictionary Corner.

Nurse

The comedy following a community psychiatric nurse on her rounds continues.

Absolutely Fabulous

Saffy's due home after a long stint abroad undertaking aid work in Uganda. Before she returns, however, the house is desperately in need of a clean.

Listen Against

Jeremy Paxman finally breaks and goes rogue, Today gets remade as a US sitcom, and listeners' thoughts on The Food Programme giving recipes for cooking a flump and spit roasting a Clanger.

Fonejacker

Fonejacker is a man addicted to prank telephone calls, taking on various guises to satisfy his need to scam and confuse anyone at the end of the phone.

Mr Doovdé enquiring about DFS and Terry Tibbs is looking to buy a Maserati 3200.

Birds Of A Feather

The sisters fall out over Chris's inheritance.

Innes Own World

Spoofing the Today programme, and memories of playing a club in Bolton.

Room 101

Kaiser Chiefs's Ricky Wilson, comedians Joe Lycett and Zoe Lyons attempt to abolish new towels, escalators and the bartender at Joe's local pub into Room 101.

Absolutely Fabulous

Edina is struggling to come to terms with the news of Saffy's pregnancy, and Patsy's only offer is the address of an abortion clinic. They throw themselves into a new celebrity book club, but the arrival of the father-to-be brings Eddy some much needed joy.

Fonejacker

Irish Mike represents more inappropriately named companies and the Chinese Gang enquire about bringing a film crew into the cinema to film the film.

Greatest Celebrity Wind-Ups Ever!

Joe Pasquale narrates a selection of clips from TV shows in which celebrities are pranked.

Limmy's Show!

Falconhoof, the adventure phone-in host, has to deal with a particularly angry caller following an incident with some winged sandals.

Limmy's Show!

Wifi cafes are on the radar this week along with Dina Carroll's performance on Top of the Pops.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.

Monty Python: Before The Flying Circus

Documentary about the Pythons before Python and the group's formation.

Would I Lie To You?

With guests Craig Revel-Horwood, Ben Fogle, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

David O'Doherty, Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards and Ellie Taylor join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to thrash out the hot stories of the week.

Minder

Terry arrives home to find a nine-year-old boy on his doorstep - a minding job he hadn't anticipated!

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Gary Delaney, Ed Gamble, Nish Kumar, Tiff Stevenson and Josh Widdicombe.

Fawlty Towers

Sybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?

Marley's Ghosts

Set against a backdrop of the local nativity play, some shocking news sets Adam and Michael against each other. By the end of this episode, things will never be the same for Marley and her ghosts.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.

Live At The Apollo

Eddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.

The Motion Show

Graeme Garden chairs the quirky battle of words and wit, with guests Jenny Eclair, Hugh Dennis, Stuart Maconie and Greg Proops.

Chambers

Fuller-Carp in a red wig and flagrante delicto? Ruth with a Tamagotchi? What is going on?

Ayres On The Air

Pam Ayres presents a poetry and sketch series about the seasons. This week: Spring.

Gaby's Talking Pictures

This week, team captains John Thomson and Ellie Taylor are joined by special guests Iain Lee and Lucy Porter.