Schedule Tuesday 22nd May 2018

Under Your Hat

To keep an eye on her secret-agent husband, Kay gets a job as a maid.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos watch a pot being made on a potter's wheel, and decide to have a go themselves. On the boat, the tea table is in a spin.

Shaun The Sheep

The Farmer decides to build a golf course on the farm to impress the local squire. When the flock discover they'll lose their beloved dump, they need to come up with an imaginative solution to try and save it.

Stockport, So Good They Named It Once

The comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.

Danger Mouse

The greatest secret agent and his clumsy sidekick continue their fight against Baron Greenback.

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The Piglet Files

When Peter Chapman is fired from his job as electronics lecturer at a polytechnic, a new role comes along almost immediately. His first day in the job doesn't exactly go to plan...

Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!

It's the famous Beanotown Freewheeler Derby! During practice, the gang realise Walter's go-cart is especially speedy. Worried that Walter will beat his record, Dennis creates a lighter, faster cart but loses control and injures himself. It is up to Rubi's wheelchair know how and Dennis' carting skills to win the race.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary feels on top of the world - the two loves of his life are happy and contented and his new shop is doing well - but, in his case, pride comes before several falls.

Go Jetters

When Grandmaster Glitch invents the world's most pungent perfume, he finds he needs one more ingredient: the super stinky aroma of the titan arum, a huge flower that blooms once every few years in the rainforests of Sumatra.

As Time Goes By

Episode 4, Why?: As Jean's sister-in-law and husband visit, Lionel acts like a psychiatrist.

The Men From The Ministry

All Change: Struggling with the new metric system, will the dopey duo measure up in fancy new jobs?

Justin's House

When Little Monster's tooth falls out everybody hopes the tooth fairy will visit Justin's house.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.

Timmy Time

Timmy is fascinated with the xylophone, but he drops it and loses one of the chimes.

The News Quiz

Miles Jupp is joined by Jeremy Hardy, Zoe Lyons, Simon Evans and journalist Francis Wheen.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 21st and 22nd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Horrible Histories

Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian Fashion Fix, Crimewatch BC tries to solve the murder of Julius Caesar... and prepare to be confused by the Egyptian hieroglyphics song.

Minder

Arthur farms out Terry's services to a newly-released con. Unfortunately for Terry he's none-too-bright, and has some old associates really rather keen on getting back in touch.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn about On and Off by watching a man trying shoes on and taking them off in a shoe shop. Later, they encounter an octopus that jumps on and off everyone it sees.

A Stuggy Pren

Episode 4: Poet and composer Ivor Cutler on bargain hunting, water flowers and 'Beelyploomkins'.

Counterfeit Cat

Max is scared of being in his cat box and vacuum cleaners. Gark decides to rid cats of all their fears, turning the cat box into a time machine.

The Girl Who Couldn't Quite

Ruth (Elizabeth Henson) hasn't smiled since she was a little girl, but with the friendship of a tramp (Bill Owen) she smiles again.

Counterfeit Cat

Max is fed up with Gark's incessant questions. He's pleased when a box with an emoji interface called Omni arrives to answer them, but then gets jealous.

You Rang, M'Lord?

Lady Lavender has decided where her shares are going and Ivy is in trouble for what she saw at the fancy dress party the night before.

Lovejoy

The Rev Harry Nettles bets Lovejoy there is a Roman mosaic in the field next to his church. Can they find out before the developers move in?

As Time Goes By

Episode 4, Why?: As Jean's sister-in-law and husband visit, Lionel acts like a psychiatrist.

Porridge

It's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.

The Men From The Ministry

All Change: Struggling with the new metric system, will the dopey duo measure up in fancy new jobs?

Hacker Time

Fun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, featuring actors Kia Pegg and Amy-Leigh Hickman.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Everyone arrives at the pub for the wedding, but Glenda receives a call to say the bridegroom has done a runner.

Are You Being Served?

As the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.

QI

With Ronni Ancona, Dave Gorman and Lee Mack.

The Dog Ate My Homework

In this episode Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Matteo and Aisha and special guests Susan Calman, Dodge, Chris Johnson and Leo.

Twirlywoos

The Twirlywoos learn about On and Off by watching a man trying shoes on and taking them off in a shoe shop. Later, they encounter an octopus that jumps on and off everyone it sees.

Hi-De-Hi!

At long last Peggy is promoted - not, unfortunately, to the rank of Yellowcoat but to the post of deputy supervisor in the Chalet Maintenance Department.

Hi-De-Hi!

Jeffrey Fairbrother gets exceedingly drunk and has to be escorted back to his chalet by the predatory Yellowcoat Gladys Pugh. What actually occurred when they were alone?

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Rumbold devises a German theme week in the store. Unfortunately the entirely German goods go down like a lead balloon with customers, and he insists a more jovial Germanic atmosphere must be created.

The Green Green Grass

Boycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.

Minder

When an old friend comes asking for help with tale of a large stash of stolen money, Arthur is only too happy to volunteer his and Terry's services. Unfortunately, the previous owners are keen to reclaim their cash.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 21st and 22nd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.

Zig And Zag

Zig and Zag think they need to learn manners. However, they accidentally enrol themselves on an obedience class for dogs.

Class Dismissed

Miss Kinder is still having problems convincing people she is an adult, the new maths teacher turns out to be the square root of terrifying and Mark gets caught bunking off lessons.

On The Buses

Arthur's mother and younger sister Linda are visiting for Christmas, and when Jack suggests that Linda might like to attend the depot's Boxing Day Social, Arthur maintains that she's above such events...

Lovejoy

A disgraced snooker ace wants Lovejoy to find him the billiard table belonging to Mary Queen of Scots. And Charlie Gimbert makes an unwelcome return from Europe.

Mr Bean

It is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!

The Museum Of Curiosity

The third gallery of the museum now opens with new curator Jon Richardson working alongside John Lloyd, Professor of Ignorance at the University of Buckingham.

With Discworld creator Terry Pratchett, cosmologist Marcus Chown, and Iranian-born stand-up comedienne Shappi Khorsandi.

Mr Bean

Mr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!

On The Buses

Inspector Blake decides to divide and rule by promoting Jack, to the rank of Inspector. He quickly spills all of his pal's secrets...

The Wordsmiths At Gorsemere

Episode 2.5: With the babies set to arrive, a visitor surprises Cholericke.

Bitz & Bob

When heavy things are put on soft surfaces like sand, they sometimes sink. Spreading the weight across a bigger surface area can help to stop that sinking feeling, so we're making sand shoes from cardboard and ribbon.

You're Only Young Twice

With extended family set to visit, Mrs. Petty sets out for a perm. But arguing with the hairdresser over Cissie's latest bill sees her banned from every salon in the village! Cissie, however, recalls the recent acquisition of a home perming kit...

Lovejoy

When a flag from the American War of Independence is discovered hidden in the local church, a number of people claim it as their own.

Are You Being Served?

As the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.

Boj

When Denzil and Rupa fail to win their swimming badges, Boj encourages his buddies to have sploshy fun in the pool and win a new badge at the same time!

Stockport, So Good They Named It Once

The comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.

Go Jetters

When Grandmaster Glitch supersizes a fierce komodo dragon, the Go Jetters must find the size ray to fix the glitch.

George & Mildred

George, finally, gets a job. Mildred is so shocked and delighted by the news that she requires a stiff drink - but it's not long before she'll be downing glasses for a different reason...

I Lived With You

A repeat of this 1933 film.

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You Rang, M'Lord?

Lady Lavender has decided where her shares are going and Ivy is in trouble for what she saw at the fancy dress party the night before.

Hi-De-Hi!

At long last Peggy is promoted - not, unfortunately, to the rank of Yellowcoat but to the post of deputy supervisor in the Chalet Maintenance Department.

Taskmaster

Lolly Adefope tries long distance painting. Hugh Dennis is befuddled by an egg.

Palace Of Laughter

Geoffrey Wheeler visits the seaside theatre that's refusing to bring the curtain down. With Bernard Cribbins and Mike Harding.

Are You Being Served?

Mr. Rumbold devises a German theme week in the store. Unfortunately the entirely German goods go down like a lead balloon with customers, and he insists a more jovial Germanic atmosphere must be created.

Dad's Army

There is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French General and Mainwaring is to get a staff car - a Rolls-Royce, no less. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted.

Scream Street

Cleo tries to smarten Niles up and ends up replacing his bandages with those of his evil brother Uncle Memphis, who always thought he should have been the pharaoh instead of Niles. Memphis plans to take over Niles' body forever.

QI

With Chris Addison, Jack Dee and Rich Hall.

Horrible Histories

Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian Fashion Fix, Crimewatch BC tries to solve the murder of Julius Caesar... and prepare to be confused by the Egyptian hieroglyphics song.

As Time Goes By

Episode 4, Why?: As Jean's sister-in-law and husband visit, Lionel acts like a psychiatrist.

Last Of The Summer Wine

Everyone arrives at the pub for the wedding, but Glenda receives a call to say the bridegroom has done a runner.

Hi-De-Hi!

Jeffrey Fairbrother gets exceedingly drunk and has to be escorted back to his chalet by the predatory Yellowcoat Gladys Pugh. What actually occurred when they were alone?

The Men From The Ministry

All Change: Struggling with the new metric system, will the dopey duo measure up in fancy new jobs?

Dad's Army

During a drunken evening, Jones and his men accidentally shoot a turkey. Having failed to establish the bird's rightful owner, they decide the best thing to do is to offer the older residents of Walmington a turkey dinner.

QI

With Phill Jupitus, Sean Lock and John Sessions.

Millie Inbetween

Dad has a date with Amber, who the girls think is way out of his league - so they decide to give his image a radical makeover. Meanwhile, Craig ruins mum's plan to create a new sausage sensation for Sunnyshopper, but then has second thoughts and tries to help turn things around.

Porridge

It's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.

Would I Lie To You?

This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Alan Davies, Richard Osman, Professor Germaine Greer and Jermaine Jenas.

Open All Hours

A selection of episodes from the second series of the cornershop sitcom.

Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's Theatre

Lee Evans captured at his hilarious best at Her Majesty's Theatre in London.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.

The Royle Family

Nana's asleep on the sofa, and - surprise, surprise - Jim's in a foul mood again. Antony's love life could already be on the rocks, and next door, Cheryl's joined Weight Watchers.

Mock The Week

Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and guests appear on a highlights edition of the show.

Brothers With No Game

Secrets, lies and betrayal...that's what Christmas is all about, right? Well that's what you're likely to get as everyone is invited to Dorian and Theo's work Christmas party. How does this chapter end?

Fawlty Towers

It's the Fawlty's wedding anniversary, and Sybil storms out, thinking Basil has forgotten - just moments before a group of their friends arrive for celebratory drinks.

Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish

Dave explores the perils of stock photography modelling and recruits his favourite celeb for an experiment.

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Grn Scrn Gr8s

Man Like Haks and Mo Real are amongst the performers this week.

Tom Wrigglesworth's Hang Ups

Tom's father is engrossed in putting together the Wrigglesworth family tree, which is leaving Tom's mother at a loose end. Tom suggests she gets in a lodger for company.

Live At The Apollo

Dara O'Briain is joined by special guests Stephen K Amos and Frankie Boyle. Recorded live at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, this last show of the series hammers computer geeks, Australians, the seventies and present buying.

Blackadder

A selection of episodes from the first series of the comic historic saga.

Urban Myths: The Mysterious Case Of Agatha Christie

Comedy drama about the disappearance of Agatha Christie.

Bad Education

Alfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...

Taskmaster

The five comedians take a nostalgic trip to childhood as they are compelled to taste-test some mystery baby food, among other odd tasks. As usual, they are judged harshly by Taskmaster Greg Davies, who is aided by resident stats geek, Alex Horne. Plus, Russell Howard presents a nightmarish fairy tale and Liza Tarbuck introduces a plastic lizard to a cordless drill.

Talking To Strangers

Featuring a discussion at the opera, a rubbish spy, and a discussion about cleanliness.

Lewis Macleod Is Not Himself

Impression-based sketch show that looks behind the scenes at the life and work of star impressionist Lewis Macleod.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson take on guest captain Kevin Bridges and Jessica Knappett. John Cooper Clarke is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley is in charge of the letters and numbers.

Birds Of A Feather

A spate of burglaries throws suspicion on Sharon and Tracey.

Your Face Or Mine

Jimmy and Katherine are joined by lovebirds Sasha and Freya, who will put their relationship on the line for the chance to win thousands of pounds.

52 First Impressions With David Quantick

David Quantick delivers stories about Tom Jones, Morrissey and Mrs Phyllis Pearsall, among others.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary feels on top of the world - the two loves of his life are happy and contented and his new shop is doing well - but, in his case, pride comes before several falls.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

With Piers Morgan, Jason Manford, Kirsty Gallacher and Scott Capurro.

QI

With Sean Lock, Jo Brand and Jimmy Carr.

The Week That Wasn't

This week's topics include yanny/laurel; the build-up to the Royal Wedding; and renewed tensions in North Korea about a potential meeting with US President Donald Trump.

Nurse

Liz becomes troubled by the relationship between Graham and his mother as Graham's daily diet of doughnuts and junk food continues, not to mention the bickering. Agoraphobic ex-con Billy finds himself in a spot of trouble and Liz meets a new patient called Jack who is a troubled young former soldier.

Palace Of Laughter

Geoffrey Wheeler visits the seaside theatre that's refusing to bring the curtain down. With Bernard Cribbins and Mike Harding.

A League Of Their Own

James Corden and the gang, including comedian Jimmy Carr and Olympian Amy Williams, go head-to-head in the standout challenge from Series 7: the rally car race, as seen back in Episode 1.

Mock The Week

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Ed Gamble, Rhys James and Zoe Lyons.

Fawlty Towers

It's the Fawlty's wedding anniversary, and Sybil storms out, thinking Basil has forgotten - just moments before a group of their friends arrive for celebratory drinks.

Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking

TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.

Counterfeit Cat

A selection of episodes from the first series.

Would I Lie To You?

This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Alan Davies, Richard Osman, Professor Germaine Greer and Jermaine Jenas.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

The guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week are Johnny Vegas, Joe Lycett, Joey Essex from The Only Way Is Essex and Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks.

Celebrity Juice

Joining the panel this week are Strictly judge Shirley Ballas, rapper Big Narstie, actor Will Mellor and northern funny man Johnny Vegas.

Live At The Apollo

Dara O'Briain is joined by special guests Stephen K Amos and Frankie Boyle. Recorded live at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, this last show of the series hammers computer geeks, Australians, the seventies and present buying.

QI

With Sean Lock, Jo Brand and Jimmy Carr.

Harry Hill's TV Burp

A selection of episodes from the 10th series of Harry's take on a week of telly.

Soft Beds, Hard Battles

Peter Sellers comedy set in a Parisian brothel during World War II.

The Alternative Comedy Experience

Acclaimed comedy show filmed in a proper comedy club with a real live audience. Tonight featuring Josie Long, Robin Ince, Alan Parker, David Kay, and Tony Law. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp as they thrash out the hot topics of the week.

The Alternative Comedy Experience

Uncharitable comedian Henning Wehn is joined tonight by Stephen Carlin, Josie Long, science geek Helen Arney and quiz show supremo Paul Sinha. With interviews from the charitable comedian Stewart Lee.

The Chris Ramsey Show

This week, Tom Rosenthal and Tez Ilyas roast members of the audience and play a game of Mario Kart whilst trying not to get electrocuted. TOWIE's Ferne McCann helps one lucky lady find a date on the 11.21 train from London to Newcastle.

The Museum Of Curiosity

The third gallery of the museum now opens with new curator Jon Richardson working alongside John Lloyd, Professor of Ignorance at the University of Buckingham.

With Discworld creator Terry Pratchett, cosmologist Marcus Chown, and Iranian-born stand-up comedienne Shappi Khorsandi.

Legends Of British Comedy

A warm tribute to the unique comedic skills of Spike Milligan, whose off-the-wall humour and work on programmes like The Goon Show influenced generations of comedians.

The Wordsmiths At Gorsemere

Episode 2.5: With the babies set to arrive, a visitor surprises Cholericke.

Stockport, So Good They Named It Once

The comic goings on of the Conroy family in the Greater Manchester town of Stockport.

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