Schedule Tuesday 17th April 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 17 - ThroughThe Twirlywoos see a postman putting letters through a letterbox and decide to copy him. Back in the boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives the Twirlywoos a door to go through.
Arrested Development
Episode 4Kate has not forgiven Penny for kissing public enemy number one - Andy the builder. Bob gets a call from Down Under which sets him thinking: a dangerous occupation!
Lucky Feller
Episode 10 - Ever Been Had?It's a night out on the town for the Mepsteads. Mum's going to bingo, Randy to see what he can find on a pub-crawl, and Shorty has a wonderful surprise in store for Kath.
Love In Recovery
Series 2, Episode 4 - Coming CleanJulie is having a tough time with her new bloke, and Danno has a secret to share with the group. A shameful secret he thought he would never have to reveal.
The Zoo
Series 2, Episode 7 - Dr ZooEvery day the vets do their daily rounds treating animals around the zoo. The trouble is, the animals all hate the vets and hide whenever they visit.
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 8Diana's more than shocked by the rest of Bayview's reaction to her apparent ridding them of Harvey. His plans, meanwhile, could be dealt a blow by the well-meaning interference of Tom.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 14 - Bullet Train, JapanIn Japan, Grandmaster Glitch is at a railway station, wondering where his grimbots have gone. Some excited bleeps further down the platform reveal that they've jumped into the driver's cabin of a bullet train and are happily pressing all the buttons!
The Ken Dodd Show
Comedy with Ken Dodd.
The Men From The Ministry
That's My Baby: Lovestruck civil servant Lamb is fast-tracked into fatherhood.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 4 - Secret Sock DetectiveJustin has lost his favourite socks and is convinced that someone in Justin's House must have taken them, he even starts to suspect his trusty friends!
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 6 - Just In TimeWhen a workman arrives to mend the hole in the space-time continuum, Gary has to decide where his future lies.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 11 - Timmy's New FriendYabba is hurt when Timmy rejects her offers of friendship and snubs her in favour of his imaginary friend.
The News Quiz
Series 96, Episode 1Miles Jupp is joined by Angela Barnes, Andy Hamilton, Zoe Lyons and Hugo Rifkind for a satirical look at the week's news. This week the panel discuss Theresa May's response to the chemical attacks in Syria, Donald Trump's lawyer's uninvited guests and an overpriced bag of stones.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
Minder
Series 9, Episode 3 - Uneasy RiderLondon's newest despatch business, The Daley Post, is swamped with choice customers.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 20 - More About Getting WetThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen watching a man washing his clothes.
It Is Rocket Science!
Series 3, Episode 1 - Life on Mars...A look at how people might one day travel to Mars and beyond. Helen discusses the problems of long space voyages, with tips on a rather unsavoury way to stop cosmic rays and what to do if you feel like eating your crewmates.
The Bed-Sitting Room
Surreal post-apocalyptic comedy set after the end of the nuclear Third World War.
Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 3 - The BabysitterMum and Mike plan a night out, but when their babysitter cancels, they decide to leave the girls with Mike's son Craig.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 1 - Labour Or LoveLord Meldrum decrees that his brother, The Honourable Teddy, will marry Madge or go to work in the family business to keep his mind off servant girls.
Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 4 - Bigging Up DadDad has a date with Amber, who the girls think is way out of his league - so they decide to give his image a radical makeover. Meanwhile, Craig ruins mum's plan to create a new sausage sensation for Sunnyshopper, but then has second thoughts and tries to help turn things around.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Party LineHarvey reluctantly enters the political arena, running for election alongside Major Saxby in an eventful campaign.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Real ThingLovejoy decides to leave the district for a while after pulling one trick too many on his arch-rival, Gimbert. But a part-time job threatens to land him in bigger trouble.
The Ken Dodd Show
Comedy with Ken Dodd.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
The Men From The Ministry
That's My Baby: Lovestruck civil servant Lamb is fast-tracked into fatherhood.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 2Henry VIII appears on a TV show hoping to raise money from his antique abbeys, Charles Darwin sings about his theory of Natural Selection and a pirate captain aims to be Lord Sugar's next Historical Apprentice.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 6 - The House Next DoorThe Hardcastles hear noise from the empty house next door. After calling the police out to investigate, the constable takes a shine to Sandy. Penny and Stephen visit London.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 2Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Rohan and Cainwen and special guests Lauren Layfield, Saima Chowdrey, Matthew Crosby and Jess Robinson, who battle it out in a series of rounds and challenges.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 20 - More About Getting WetThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen watching a man washing his clothes.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Night Not To RememberJeffrey Fairbrother gets exceedingly drunk and has to be escorted back to his chalet by the predatory Yellowcoat Gladys Pugh. What actually occurred when they were alone?
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 8Diana's more than shocked by the rest of Bayview's reaction to her apparent ridding them of Harvey. His plans, meanwhile, could be dealt a blow by the well-meaning interference of Tom.
Keep It Clean
A marketing whizz-kid attempts to help his brother-in-law secure funds for a miraculous cleaning product he has invented.
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hoorah For The HolidaysAs the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...
Minder
Series 9, Episode 4 - Looking For Mr. GoodtimeArthur's search for a new car ends in his arrest. Even DS Morley thinks he's innocent. Ray Daley is not so sure.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
The Bed-Sitting Room
Surreal post-apocalyptic comedy set after the end of the nuclear Third World War.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 6 - Live And Let CryHaving put the Danger Babies through their paces, Professor Squawkencluck leaves it to Danger Mouse to settle them down with a nice soothing story.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 10 - Teacher's PetOrdered to tidy up a science lab by Abercrombie, Becky is distracted by an array of school pets in cages. Mitchell and Templeton are more interested in a Matter Transmogrifier - and there are soon giant rabbits roaming the halls.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Perfect ClippieWithout Arthur's share of the housekeeping, Mum just can't afford three good meals on Stan's income alone so he insists Olive get a job. After some grovelling Blakey agrees to trial her as a clippie again - and she soon turns out to be the best in the depot!
Back-room Boy
Meteorologist Arthur Pilbeam finds himself stationed in a remote lighthouse, but nowhere near alone as he initially believes.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Wounds Of WarAlf tells Sir Ralph that Lord Meldrum can't be having an affair with Lady Agatha because he was wounded in the artillery.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 5 - No ParkingMr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 2 - WednesdayTahj struggles in his french lesson and 8B are subjected to Mr Christopher's musical skills.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bean's BountyA local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Ticket MachineMum and Olive decide to become mail-order agents, but grossly misunderstand how profitable it'll be, leaving Stan with a huge debt to pay off. Jack thinks he has the answer in the form of an 'expropriated' ticket machine...
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 7 - Princess Purl's Big SleepNaughty fairies Zipsy and Popsy have put a spell on Princess Purl so that she sleeps for a gazillion years.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Whilst walking around the East End, TV repairman Gary Sparrow is transported back to 1940 where he begins to live a second life.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 1, Episode 7 - Too Many CooksIt's never a happy day at Paradise Lodge when Flora commemorates the anniversary of the death of her late husband. To make matters worse, cook has walked out and Flora now has the run of the kitchen!
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 6 - The House Next DoorThe Hardcastles hear noise from the empty house next door. After calling the police out to investigate, the constable takes a shine to Sandy. Penny and Stephen visit London.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Real ThingLovejoy decides to leave the district for a while after pulling one trick too many on his arch-rival, Gimbert. But a part-time job threatens to land him in bigger trouble.
Boj
Episode 2 - Musical MayhemBoj's friends are all practising the Cloppity Concerto to play at the Giggly Gig in the park. But when Denzil breaks his guitar, Boj shows him that with a bit of improvisation he can still play at the concert. But what instrument is Boj going to play? He's sure to liven things up with his homemade one-man-band!
Arrested Development
Episode 4Kate has not forgiven Penny for kissing public enemy number one - Andy the builder. Bob gets a call from Down Under which sets him thinking: a dangerous occupation!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Niagara Falls, Canada and USAGlitch blocks Niagara Falls to give Grim HQ a mud bath. Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 6 - Come On In The Water's LovelyWith his decree absolute at long last in hand, Rigsby finally pops the question to Miss Jones - much to his shock, she accepts! Wedding plans are afoot, but first Rupert must meet the mother.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 7 - Waffle WalkiesSimon and Evie take Waffle for a walk and bump into Evie's friend Anaya and her mum, AJ. An overenthusiastic Waffle drags Simon through the park, soaking him under a sprinkler.
Love In Recovery
Series 2, Episode 4 - Coming CleanJulie is having a tough time with her new bloke, and Danno has a secret to share with the group. A shameful secret he thought he would never have to reveal.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Night Not To RememberJeffrey Fairbrother gets exceedingly drunk and has to be escorted back to his chalet by the predatory Yellowcoat Gladys Pugh. What actually occurred when they were alone?
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Party LineHarvey reluctantly enters the political arena, running for election alongside Major Saxby in an eventful campaign.
Room 101
Series 6, Episode 2 - David Mitchell, Judy Murray, Anita RaniComic David Mitchell, mother to tennis superstardom Judy Murray and broadcaster Anita Rani attempt to cast away sniffing, walking and eating, and sugar lumps into Room 101.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 16 - Wonder SausageThe world famous Wonder Sausage is on show in Butch Butcher's shop.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Two And A Half FeathersThe Home Guard get a new private in their ranks, who just so happens to know Jones. However, their relationship is not a happy one with the new arrival claiming that Jones left him in the desert to die. It is down to Jones to unearth the truth.
Love In Recovery
Series 2, Episode 5 - ParentsSimon's son Joe is grounded, so Simon has dragged him along to the meeting. He is in trouble, worried and out of his depth. And that is just Simon. Will Julie have the answers?
Are You Being Served?
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hoorah For The HolidaysAs the store closes for a fortnight's renovation, Grace Bros. organises a group holiday in the sun for the staff. The hard part is deciding from all of the lovely destinations.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 8, Episode 3Regular team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bob Mortimer, Mel Giedroyc, Adil Ray and Kian Egan.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 14 - Lost LooksEefa asks Luke, Resus and Cleo to help with a clean-up of the attic at the Emporium.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 2, Episode 1 - Labour Or LoveLord Meldrum decrees that his brother, The Honourable Teddy, will marry Madge or go to work in the family business to keep his mind off servant girls.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 2Henry VIII appears on a TV show hoping to raise money from his antique abbeys, Charles Darwin sings about his theory of Natural Selection and a pirate captain aims to be Lord Sugar's next Historical Apprentice.
The Ken Dodd Show
Comedy with Ken Dodd.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 4, Episode 7Joining David's team this week are comedic TV presenter Patrick Kielty and veteran actor Bernard Cribbins. They'll be doing their best to outwit Lee and his team: Deborah Meaden from Dragon's Den and comic Mark Watson.
The Men From The Ministry
That's My Baby: Lovestruck civil servant Lamb is fast-tracked into fatherhood.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 9 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 6 - WantedRodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he tries to help a drunk lady on the way home from the pub. When she screams for help he legs it home. Del, knowing of the woman's reputation, plays on Rodney's fears, but his joke backfires when Rodney goes on the run!
The Two Ronnies
Series 11, Episode 5Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the eighth series of the lie-based panel game.
Last Laugh In Vegas
Episode 3Comedian Mick Miller tries out his stand-up routine at a comedy club, singer Kenny Lynch is struggling to learn a new song for the big night, and comedian Bobby Ball, pianist Bobby Crush, and singer Su Pollard take time out to try their hand at horse riding with cowboys.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 5With Carol Vorderman, Myleene Klass, Russell Kane and Rufus Hound.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mammy's MerchandiseDermot wants to ask his childhood friend, Buster, to be best man at his wedding - now just weeks away - but Agnes has set her heart on Mark, her eldest son, filling the position.
The Two Ronnies Sketchbook
Episode 1Messrs Barker and Corbett reunite to present some of their favourite sketches.
Dying Laughing
Film interviewing some of the world's top comedians about performing stand-up.
Cunk On...
Cunk On Britain, Episode 3 - The Third EpisodePhilomena examines the Victorians and is joined by Chris Packham who tries to shed some light on Darwin's discoveries.
Love In Recovery
Series 2, Episode 4 - Coming CleanJulie is having a tough time with her new bloke, and Danno has a secret to share with the group. A shameful secret he thought he would never have to reveal.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
The Primary Phase, Episode 2 - Fit The SecondAfter being saved from certain death during the demolition of the Earth, Arthur Dent now faces a hopeless choice between meeting certain death in the vacuum of space or finding something pleasant to say about Vogon poetry.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 6 - Danny Bhoy, Miles Jupp, Lee NelsonDanny Bhoy presents special guests Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 6Gavin is in Essex without his wife. Stacey is in Barry without her husband. So while Smithy plans a boys' night out, Stacey goes to the bingo. But has living separate lives finally taken its toll on love's young dream?
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 2, Episode 7Chris Ramsey welcomes comedian Mo Gilligan and reality stars Lydia Bright and Ollie Locke to his basement this week for some daft games, ludicrous challenges, and physical feats!
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 5 - Omid Djalili, Reginald D Hunter, Julian ClaryOmid Djalili presents stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Reginald D Hunter and Julian Clary.
Richard Marsh: Cardboard Heart
Episode 2 - EngagementWill's asked to help someone find the words to break some difficult news. As a man who struggles to express his own feelings, what chance does he have of putting the right words in someone else's mouth?
ElvenQuest
Series 2, Episode 4Vidar returns home to learn some bad news. Meanwhile Lord Darkness is crowned "Necromancer's Necromancer", not entirely fairly.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 5In this episode, Jon Richardson and Jonathan Ross take on guest captain Lee Mack and Victoria Coren Mitchell, with Jessie Cave in alongside Susie Dent. Rachel Riley looks after the letters and numbers.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the second series of the prison-based sitcom.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 4 - Just FamilySharon and Tracey fear for their future when Darryl's parents visit.
The Lawrence Sweeney Mix
Series 1, Episode 2Jim explains the format and places the onus onto the audience as the show relies on their suggestions! Josie catches Jim out by asking him to define affectation for the audience.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 8The Off Roaders go white-water rafting and Rowley Birkin presents a slide show.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 10 (Channel 4: Series 11), Episode 1Guest captain David Walliams and Jonathan Ross go up against Jon Richardson and Joe Lycett. Isy Suttie joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 3Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen.
Monty Python's Personal Best
Episode 4 - Terry GilliamA look at a colourful collage of Terry Gilliam's weirdly wonderful animations.
Shooting Stars
Series 1, Episode 2With Carol Vorderman, Martin Clunes, Noah Huntley and Jarvis Cocker.
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 1In this first episode, student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present using the TezCorp Frank and Send machine, and a photo booth believes its users would prefer to have their passport photo printed on a shower curtain or a duvet cover.
Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Episode 4Joining the panel this week are EastEnders star Richard Blackwood, Happy Mondays' Shaun Ryder, popstar Ella Eyre, and Hollyoaks actor Gary Lucy.
A Kid For Two Farthings
A repeat of this 1955 film.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Party LineHarvey reluctantly enters the political arena, running for election alongside Major Saxby in an eventful campaign.
Minder
Series 9, Episode 4 - Looking For Mr. GoodtimeArthur's search for a new car ends in his arrest. Even DS Morley thinks he's innocent. Ray Daley is not so sure.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 11Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests appearing in this one.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 1Jack Dee, Jack Whitehall, Jamelia and Dr Christian Jessen from Embarrassing Bodies join Jimmy, Sean and Jason.
Soho Theatre Live
Episode 3 - Dane BaptisteDane Baptiste takes to the stage with a collection of his favourite and previously unseen material, discussing everything from the perils of romance and finding a 'partner' to his hilarious observation on charity work.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 6 - Danny Bhoy, Miles Jupp, Lee NelsonDanny Bhoy presents special guests Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson.
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 4A troubled Nancy Spungen performs a couple of lewd songs, and Eve talks, with great regret, about her sexual relationship with Adam.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 13Andrew Lawrence tries to look after himself, Jen Brister tells you how to spot a lesbian, Geoff Norcott talks stag dos, and Mick Ferry is partial to the odd drink.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Cult comedy in which Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present some very surreal comedy.
Ed And Lauren Get On
Episode 10Growing up, every choice feels like a huge, scary decision. Join Ed and Lauren as they tackle a new topic each week to explore the highs and deep, deep lows of becoming an adult.
The Bed-Sitting Room
Surreal post-apocalyptic comedy set after the end of the nuclear Third World War.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 4With guests Jack Osbourne, Uri Geller, Tim Minchin and Holly Walsh.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 1 - Career SuicideTonight's opener sees Tony Law, Bridget Christie, and Kevin Eldon included in the line-up. Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Cult comedy in which Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present some very surreal comedy.
At-Issue
10 minute short film by stop-motion animator Drew Roper.
Arrested Development
Episode 4Kate has not forgiven Penny for kissing public enemy number one - Andy the builder. Bob gets a call from Down Under which sets him thinking: a dangerous occupation!
Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 3It's Saturday and Roger is beside himself with worry. Mim is ill - naturally a cause for concern - but more importantly, who shall make the team teas for the afternoon's match?
Love In Recovery
Series 2, Episode 4 - Coming CleanJulie is having a tough time with her new bloke, and Danno has a secret to share with the group. A shameful secret he thought he would never have to reveal.